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Main character dies in the end
The protagonist kills the antagonist. And then he lived happily ever after.
It seems reports of his survival were... exaggerated.
you were a cat the entire time
You were a coma the whole time.
In the end everyone dies but then nobody dies because it was virtual reality all along.
Metal Gear Solid 5?
A sick little girl gets cured and finds true happiness.
Everyone is not alive, but also still alive, but will soon be not alive.
the flower was actually a good guy transformed to being shitty, which happened thanks to a doppelganger of your character
what the fuck i don't even want to play anymore
Your neighbor's a crazy bitch.
Legend of Zelda
sunshine
the final boss is an old dude that crawls out of his adopted son
You were the good guy all along
you go to the future and awaken an ancient god that fucking kills you then you get resurrected, stop the god and erase everything from the timeline.
Oh shit, you're the killer!
You fight a giant mech godzilla thing instead of the main villain.
Alcoholic cleanses brazil
Lol, tell that OoT Link.
the entire universe is sucked by a blackhole and another one is born
I'll give you a hint. This is real life.
You either come to terms with what you did or don’t. Making peace with it gets you loli, not doing so gets you a sick new wife or death.
It was under his mask
FFXIII?
Girl lost her boobs
You are the biggest cuck of them all
trolley problem but the trolley is a tornado
True Crime: Streets of L.A.
Red Dead Redemption
Metal Gear Solid 5
Metal Gear Solid 5
Metal Gear Solid 5
Last of Us
Bark Souls
Ghost trick, the MC is dead all aong.
You're a terrorism.
The person giving your orders was already dead. You did it all yourself.
You saved a continent that was doomed anyways.
The moon is actually an AI that wants to murder mankind
I don't think a single one of those is correct.
Undertale
Sekiro
Baten Kaitos
Stalker
One of the Max Payne games
Super Mario Galaxy
Dont know but I am curious.
Life is Strange
Dead Rising
IT'S V NOT 5 REEEEEEEEEEE
>autism
Max payne 3
Sonic 06
You don't shit your pants.
bingo
God personally murders the main character so they can go clothes shopping together in the afterlife
I was going for Xenoblade Chronicles X but Dark Souls works too
>Baiten Kaitos
No
Everything you did was a complete waste of time.
Terranigma?
A fat annoying child joins forces with an alien entity only to betray it as it turns into a horrifying demonic nightmare that is only defeated through prayer
Local man murders the entire clergy in an effort to save his sister. New king did nothing wrong.
The main villain is you from the future and he's trying to train you to overcome an even bigger threat that he wasn't good enough to stop
Life is Strange
>Sekiro
yep
everyone was korean
It was all a dream
Mass Effect
LSD Dream Emulator
Infamous
the ending implies youre going to do some terrible shit just like your dad
Danganronpa V3
inFamous
You're the real witch.
moms nipples and eyeball mouth
>undertale
>lis
mhm
You murder your way into causing the destruction of another version of your planet
You win
Drakengard?
You were the villain the whole time and you either have to face your darkness or be put down because of it.
You drown to death from a storm surge in a sewer saving a women
lmao fiction
Antagonist is killed by the plot after surviving multiple would-be very convincing deaths caused by you
Hell yeah
Danganronpa V3 Again
One of the endings was a plot twist in concert program notes and no one is certain which ending is canon.
The killer was Rodney Dangerfield.
u did it
here's another:
final boss is future you from one of the bad endings where you get body jacked by the main villain
Miller dies.
L.A. Noir
Your girl fucked up big time, but you don't really care. Your grandma doesn't likes you hanging out with her, then she goes psycho and you kill her.
You were an AI the entire time
Righto
Fire Emblem Awakening
Protag doesn't fuck the childhood friend or the character you romance and instead fucks off the explore the results of two worlds combining.
the protag becomes the game itself
spec ops the line
Mario 2
xenoblade 2
You kill a dragon and create a new universe
Xenoblade X?
You kill another version of yourself, completely dooming humanity and then proceed to erase yourself from existance to save some hussy
You'll never see it coming
Nier.
Wait, what? Xenoblade Chronicles X ends with a mind fuck? I'm just getting started with it, but that's a serious damper for me
Satan betrays your ass, you pumped a stone gargoyle's ass full of napalm, squashed a mama spider, play hot potato against cerberus, and slap Satan to death with a magical skull with it's spine attached, which you later use it as a pimp cane... Oh, and all that while having a bunch of assholes kill your ass in seconds if you're not careful.
>Kill admin
>Become admin
>Admin abuse until you kill yourself out of boredom
Yakuza 2
the bad guy dies
that's not even the game I was thinking of but yeah I guess that counts
Video games
Any game that revolves around the idea of everything being part of a great cycle.
Yep
Tetris 2
You have to kill your friends because they have gone on the deep end an they are trying to make their own idealistic fantasies into a reality
you actually are you
It's an ending appropriate for a Xeno game. Enjoy the ride because there's a lot of neat shit in it. And nothing is this thread is giving away the interesting bits.
you dont play X for the story, its the worst of the 3 in that regard
Don't know about Xenoblade but not the answer I was thinking of
Crosscode
Star Ocean 3
Pokemon Red/Blue
Tales of Berseria
Postal 2
Anthony Burch
Red Faction Guerrilla
CoD Black Ops
Tales of Hearts
FFVI
Super mario bros 2
Real life
Android doesn't understand love so she decides to genocide humanity and fill the world with clones of the man she love. You stop her and possibly become her new love interest even though you're the one that killed the man she originally loved, who loved you
Dragons Dogma
The girl you have been trying to save was dead all along and none of you will remember anything that happened
You commit atrocities to make humanity move forward. It's true sequel ignores all those choices though.
the bad guy wins
You burn yourself alive to keep an old man happy
THE CAT WITCH IS EVIL!
Fuck that hag.
yep
pretty much most SMT's but I'm going to go ahead and say Nocturne
>Tales of Berseria
Not that either
>Tales of Hearts
No but I'm curious about how common a trope this is now
You're damned to infinite suffering via reincarnation but are surprisingly okay with it
Tales of Eternia?
What was your game?
Chrono trigger?
>Real life
come on
Hotline Miami 2
The elf was (mostly) a dindu.
please tell the game. i need more games like this
YOU are bad-shadow-flashback-man
Oh ok, great! I'm really enjoying it so far, I didn't expect it to be as open ended as it is. It's actually my first Xeno game, so I can't compare it with any other game in the series, story or gameplay wise
You killed the black aliens with you powers you’ve gained throughout your adventure
You kill the God created reset button and live happily ever after.
you kill the boss pig, save your best friend and a dog
shadow the hedgehog
Probably not the answer you're looking for, but Epic Battle Fantasy 5 fits that.
Soul Sacrifice?
You are the villain all along.
Your get an invitation to a party from your brother but it's just a trick to steal a necklace from you.
dying light, kinda
The shop keeper was the villain the whole time.
Man destroys and rebuilds the universe to become god and make anime real but then realizes humanity is still shit and goes into a depression for thousands of years where he does nothing. Also the other half of him ended up in a completely different universe where he turns into a complete power hungry asshole.
Your commander is the bad guy
>next
Your best friend was the bad guy but also the guy helping you anonymously, but also the previous bad guy was alive and is the other bad guy, and also one of your supporters is also a bad guy
>next
Your best friend is still alive and is the guy helping you anonymously, again, also one of your supporters is the bad guy and another is also a bad guy.
>next
Your commander and your girlfriend are fucking AIs or something, also bad guys
>next
Your mentor was not actually a bad guy
>next
Your supporters from the previous game were, like, the overarching big bad guys of the series, also the bad guy from the first game is still alive, but is not the bad guy this time
>next
Your mentor is still alive but actually it's just an AI or something
>next
The creator of the series was a hack the whole time
You and your wife die, and your friends never find out. Also, the bad guys come back later so you died for nothing.
know one can guess this LMAO
Are these just fucking MGS ones?
You gain the power needed to revive half the nation or become incredibly wealthy.
Instead you revive your dog that has helped you find at least 1 condom.
The bad guys win. A few hundred civilians escape the planet and everyone else dies.
You’ve killed the Doctor that was behind the zombies that was trying to kill you
Spec ops the line
giga wrecker
>Your commander is the bad guy
Battlezone 2
you're a cat
Main villain from second game won.
On the third game he won even harder by finally be able to fuck his waifu.
You were an asshole in a world of assholes, you fight everyone, including people who would die for you, just to save a girl who ends up being even worse than you.
Horse cock NTR
90% of the people playing FFXIV ARR
All the horrible shit you did catches up to you and you get dragged to hell.
The robot was actually your mom
Everything you endured so far was literal reality tv entertainment, so you blow up the place as to give everyone the middle finger.
The talos principle
Mad Father
Xenoblade 2
E.Y.E?
I thought DRV3 was great. Didn't get the hate.
Your woman sacrifices herself to seal the devil. You release the devil into the world to bring her back.
Top one, nope. PS1 game.
The main antagonist was your apprentice before you got mind controlled by the "good" guys.
Silent hill 2
2 character gets cockblock and princess goes on vacation
The boss of the first game is almost resurrected but his body is stolen by the new antagonist. Also your friend ends up a cripple and you get arrested
Kotor.
KOTOR
Kotor
Baby Mario and Luigi are reunited with their parents and you go home having done a job very well done.
LISA
Fable 2
gordon freeman is innocent and was forced into trying to kill you
The main character is having a delusional episode for the entire first half.
You kick the shit out of your dad and your adopted son because you’re obssesed with protecting your daughter
Yes, also Kotor Mind
Sly Cooper 2.
The bad guy kills the good guy but the bad guy dies in a different manner.
Turns out that neoliberalism and cheap hamburgers caused the zombies.
lisa
The narrator was the villain the whole time... but changed his mind in the next game
FF7
Ghost Trick
Yoshi's Island
the church were the bad guys all this time
You get mad and punch things, die, then get more mad.
>Dead Rising
Wtf? I think you played a different game
literally any JRPG
Castlevania Lord of Shadows?
Every JRPG
Main character kills the villain but his family's fortune is destroyed and then he gets amnesia and fucks a cop but he didn't actually have amnesia
Bloodborne
yes
You tell a sleeping woman a story of how you found a knife and were killed dozens of times by traps and pits on your way to talk to her.
My nigga
You cause the extinction of the human race by defeating your shadow self, but the shadow self is the real you, and you're just a shell.
Sands of Time
The empire turned out to be the bad guys
Life
Turns out the treasure was really just the devil that someone locked in a box.
Someone already said Nier
You're not actually the chosen one, and you entire existence is the reason that the ancient evil is free from his prison in the first place
Your goat friend is actually a real cunt and genocides a capital city with his dad and betrays you so you escape to an alternate universe and attempt to find a way to rescue your master and furfag friend and kill god
also features giantess nipples
A guy tells you to get off the train otherwise he'll have you killed
"Now we are all sons of bitches"
You and the villain are two halves of the same person
You get cucked and become the villain, the heroes from different periods in time come to wreck your shit
You regain your voice and accept the loss of your mother.
Braid
Nope.
Damnit, I meant to write Dead Space instead.
>"Now we are all sons of bitches"
this is quoted in Braid so maybe that
You killed yourself twice, but got better. Go do it a few more times for the true ending.
Okay I am interested. What game??
It was all a dream, except it wasn't, and you were actually the dream.
Tales of The Abyss?
Not the game I had in mind
Xenoblade?
Your legs are OK.
FFX?
The world is flat.
Turns out that you kicked the extraterrestrials' asses so hard that you started up a gigantic whirlpool that may or may not threaten to swallow up the whole world in its bullshit.
Despite what it seems like, you're the force of evil.
Correct, too easy maybe?
all your friends die and you get to kill [god]
You highlander all your siblings to become your father's replacement and maybe sire a child along the way.
main character fucks her little brother to feed his lust for malevolent energy.
You are what's left of humanity after all 8 billion died 3000 years ago in the ancient year of 20xx when your dad pressed the reset button after aliens accidentally caused World War 3
You realize you're not yourself. Your dad doesn't.
You kill your best friend at the end, but it turns out everything was planned by some dude who died in the previous game in his grand master plan
You never get on the chopper to Antarctica, crying ensues
It's Chrono Trigger, except you lose.
Never played it. Was thinking of Breath of Fire 4 though
you're hauled away by the super FBI for questioning
Ecco the Dolphin Defender of the Future
Your best friends killed your mother and had it for you all along
the witch and the hundred knight. the gameplay is below average but the story is a wild ride.
Who would've guessed that you'd end up using the metal detector again
Space Marine
Leandros fucked up by not going to the Chapter Librarians and Chaplains.
Ace Combat 3.
AA1
Wrong.
Hint: it's a purple whirlpool.
You have ROBOT ARMS
correct and correct
After being falsely accused of murder watching everyone you care about die and the girl you like kidnapped, the villian is revealed to be your best friend. After you go full rage and kill him, the girl you like commits suicide to be with him because she loved him not you.
Turns out your sons isn't actually your son and infects ever one with the hp lovecrraft
You punch people and robots so hard they explode
It's a very old game
You were both aliens all along
FF9
You're a tiny little shit with an army of lolis plus one titcow, and possibly all seven of (You) are on a conquest of world domination
You aren't stopping the Apocalypse, you're just hitting the Snooze button for the Nth time in a cycle of cruelty.
Turns out the cause of all the horror and mystery was little dogs in UFOs.
Might be a bit too obvious.
It's a giant fucking worm.
An apocalyptic threat is foiled, one anti-hero is defeated by another who in the end,sits victoriously overlooking the remains of the world. Rests until the next game
Your friend beats your ass so hard in his gundam you run away
What you thought were mostly pointless quests end up coincidentally all being connected to a plot to resurrect the devil.
you fight an autistic nazi on a school roof to save a man who is okay with said autistic nazi until he turns on him.
Your brother had a goth phase for a month.
Furries rule the world and you get drafted into destroying it
Yep
Bully
Posted this yesterday, but not a single attempt in guessing. But it's so easy.
Fat Jewish fuck collects money so he can buy himself a castle.
cute
You finish summer camp and become a secret agent.
jOHN ~dARKSOUL
Me in fable 2
Your girl is dead
You play as some dude who is really cool and loves having sex. He ends up fucking every single princess from every kingdom and gets them pregnant right before they beat the big bad.
The thing is, to avert a crisis, The Dude actually must become the big bad and there's no way out of it.
Timeskip. You then play as his 10 kids (he had that many) that have all grown up and you are in a quest to kill your father.
No.
Hint: How significant, the change of situation for everyone's laundry detergent.
Warioworld?
Psychonauts
>Psychomantis
Your spaceship is inside the monster in the other half of the story story.
Wario World
The President really should have picked a better running mate.
The narrator was the main villain all along, and he hinted this at the beginning of the game.
Your arch nemesis was actually a demon grown in a test tube with countless other clones, and killing him was in vain.
Me? I'm Zero. I'm Delta.
Squidward? What are you doing? Come here buddy! We’re going to get clarinet lessons together. *skip 10 years* You’re nervous? *squidward nods* I’ll hold your tentacle, Squidward. I love you. Do it for him. *i rub my distended belly, carrying our child* Yes I will. Then he shidded.
you kill the big bad monster in the final quest
the game ends with a very comfy cutscene of the village celebrating your victory
Broken Age
I hope this is the plot of a Rance game.
Hahaha, you were a nice guy, then.
Close. Wario Land (Super Mario Land 3). Definitely my favorite game of all time.
Gurren Lagann is not video games, silly.
Nioh baby
quantum break?
This is art
Devil May Cry 5?
You try to shoot an old man but the rules say you can't. Then he gets away again.
Cat.
it is omedetou goziaimass its the last one
Yeah
FE4?
you hit a rock with a hammer after being told not to and then a satan monster calls you a useful idiot
Fate Extra?
Drawn to Life 2
Pathologic
You beat the game by crippling your brother and killing your best friend's mom
It turns out a lot of people really want to die.
A diverse group of women go to Antartica to save the planet
Gnidnarts Htaed.
Strange Jour--no, wait.
There's a bomb inside, don't open it
Your parents turned your sister to stone to teach you how to be responsible with great power
You wake up and go out to your balcony
Persona 3
You either set yourself on fire or become king of the snakes
VTMB
You die surrounded by your daughters you saved throughout the game
But they weren't real you motherfucker. SO STOP BEING SUCH A LITTLE BITCH DONED AND MEWT.
Satan saves Christmas by shooting god in the head because you believed in yourself
Even though you are doing what is right your "friends" betray you and leave alone, in th end you become insane.
If you kill somebody twice, you actually bring them back to life.
No and No
Metal Gear?!
Nanomachines?!
Did you just say "nerd"
Yes.
Bioshock but only in one ending
I don't believe half of these posts are real games
i don't know but this description made me laugh
Dead Rising
Scribblenauts Unlimited. I don't know why I remember this game
Man is literally too angry to die
Persona 5?
P5
The character that no one fucking likes turns out to be a traitor, kills himself to save the rest of your party, then a copy of him comes back later and forces his way into your party
...
Some random priest who tagged along for seemingly no reason is actually a bad ass priest cop who only joined to kill the main villian behind the heroes backs after the final battle
Tales of Destiny?
But you're right though
You’re an alien scout sent to size up Earth for assimilation by a galactic empire. Your presence is incredibly toxic to life on Earth, so a bunch of people team up and beat the fuck out of you. They figure out that if they kill you, your ship full of soldiers orbiting earth will wake up and annihilate them, so they make an insanely complex prison to stop you from ever getting back home. The designer of the prison eventually snaps from being kept there for so long, and resolves to help you escape. The prison may also have been designed by him to test whether or not you felt human emotion, and to try and make you doubt that what you’re doing is the right thing. In the end you escape and either absorb the planet as you initially planned, or take down the mothership and save Earth.
ff7
You systematically strip a tropical island of its natural resources for personal gain.
Correct. Here's one nobody's going to guess:
The island was home to a perfect artificial intelligence that solved every puzzle so rapidly that it became impossible to reset them manually, and the artificial intelligence learned so much about puzzles that it decided all of the puzzles on the island were objectively imperfect and that the world needed to be razed down to its foundations and used as the building ground for millions of puzzles of its own creation.
FFV or 8
You want to marry your master's daughter. He accepts it, but under one condition: You have to prove yourself by winning the biggest gladiatorial tournament on the planet. This is a wacky competition, since you have to bring in a female partner to join and whoever beats you gets to have sex with her as one of the prizes.
You finally do win the tournament, and it turns out everything is just a sham so that the tournament organizer can pick out elite warriors to be her elite bodyguard team. You find yourself in a professional mindbreak force where you have to literally eat angel girls to get stronger. One year after serving as a bodyguard for Queen Bitch, your master's daughter who actually loves you joins the tournament herself and breaks you free. You both find out that the other girl who was your original partner was kept in the tournament organizer's basement and constantly tortured as a sex slave. You then escape and get married.
You help an annoying white girl save some brown people and asians from an 'evil' Empire
You team up with your rival to fight Satan with a giant tank while Satan is also in a giant tank.
You were actually an alien the entire time, studying human behavior and collecting spoons.
Animal Crossing New Leaf
"PUMP. IT. UUUUUUUP"
bad end
you went in deep but you're not wrong
The tag along loli is a MC's kid from another dimension.
The Room Tribute on Newgrounds
TALOS principle?
A wop kills a nigger
You are stuck in a book that a lake monster made you right in exchange for your wifes life
I'm glad someone else remembers that game. Thanks user
Yep shame the other 2 endings are basically the same.
Alan Wake
The main antagonist is a fucking vacuum cleaner, and you throw cake to defeat him.
Incorrect but a good guess
The Talos Principle?
a teletubbies video game?
In the best ending you save yourself for the shota you saved at the start of the game
Shocking no one at all, you are the main villain and the best ending includes you throwing the final battle.
old man wave daughter
daughter also save old man
Vaporwave almost destroys the world.
Incorrect
Your gf dies and you’re a king now
trails in the sky second chapter
Old man tires to combine his hacking skills and the power of darkness to hack the souls of humans to turn them evil, but is stopped by the ghost of the main characters brother
What is Conker's Bad Fur Day
AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS!
You actually aren't the bad guy, you're the good guy you thought you killed at the beginning.
your dad dies in front of you after murdering an old man
You try to build a house which gets filled with vagrants.
While trying to expand your home you go to hell then you kill an ancient golem and finally the moon.
Your house is a mess with hastily added expansions and you wasted 200+ hours of your life
Diablo
2
That is correct
Euphoria
Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion
You were on the moon all along and the robot guy is both your son and the chick from the first game at the same time
The cyborg trying to kill you is actually a brainwashed magical tranny.
Virtues Last Reward
Mega man
After an epic battle against your time-traveling archrival, you return home to celebrate where your archrival appears one more time to be killed in a QTE.
Don't Shit Your Pants
Lisa the Joyful
Blood
HDTF
Asura's Wrath
EYE Divine Cybermancy
Shatterhand
Dark Messiah of Might & Magic
Saints Row 4
Possibly also Asura's Wrath
Darkwood
Terraria
Danganronpa 2.
Lmao, you're thinking too little. Think bigger. What could possibly be the one game on the planet I'm referring to?
>HDTF
no
Opposing force?
no
gordon freeman isnt literal
Turns out you were the ancient evil the entire time, and you have to prove it to other people that you are a good guy unlike the original you
Planescape Torment?
Axiom Verge
mega man 4
You are the villain.
Autistic manchild hallucinates his way into saving the world.
Yes.
>you were dead from the start of the game
MC kills himself to become a hero.
Nope another hint
Someone else is convinced that they are the ancient evil reincarnated and you have to fight them
Wrong on all three of these:
Me on mushrooms breaking the world masturbation record again
Earthbound
You either snap a Luchador's neck and then stop one of those flying heli-carriers; or you help your homies out plus Burt Reynolds and Sasha Grey, and then star in a hit film.
Mario and Luigi Partners in Time
Yes.
SR3
Haven't played those. I guess the ending of my game was common then.
Answer:
Samurai Legend Musashi
You stop the ancient evil by summoning your own ancient evil, but then the one you summoned immediately starts trying to take over the world until ghost dad helps you unsummon it
Yee yee.
After a war and the collapse of communication system, you and the others decided to fight for humanity. And you won it.
correct. sorry for answering late
WAR BAD
You and the girl you have been yelling at escape the space station.
You go to sleep to the bed where you started and everything repeats again.
>Red Dead Redemption
the antagonist kills the protagonist though and he is fucking dead
Your best friend murdered those people because she has autism and wants you to have fun
SP'COPS TH'LINE
You climb a mountain to sing a song with your friends to get final boss to fuck off
You were the bad guy all along
Game makes up for every defect it has with a god tier ost
Buck Bumble
Bad touhou games.
Mega man 3
Nier G/R
All he had to do was let go of the pickle.
Cosmo
Everybody gets lost in eternity but two of them remember a promise they made to each other and the power of their love restores their universe to them
Maybe I'm interpreting it wrong, whatever, my version is the best
This sounds like a manga.
MY HUSBAND
I SEE YOU MY HUSBAND YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME
Your sister restrains your brother so you can kill a meme in his brain.
Unnecesary prequel but has some good moments
TWEWY?
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
Trauma Center
prey
that doesn't describe anything
run
dead space?
It's the fucking gas station guy.
That game on the DS with the pomeranian.
Main character fights literally everyone to send God back to Heaven, dooming their wonderful advanced civilization to fall into toil and misery.
WAIT A MINUTE THAT CARD
no
Toy Story 4
Medicine student dork saves the world by destroying a magical wall and convicing a Sephiroth clone to calm the fuck down by just talking to him.
one of the heroes ends up in limbo meeting living energy
YOU HAVE A COLOR CODED ENDING
The main villain knew the whole time. So did the person who raised him. It was sad.
Groundhog day
Video games.
Or Prince if Persia 2008
Man, I hope they eventually add in colour-blind support.
all this bullshit for a mummy
We live in a society
He stood unshaken
Main character hot glues his best friend who has been turned into a sentient figurine.
Doesn't that also happen in Fate/CCC and FFXIV?
His girlfriend turned out to be a CIA agent
gta 4
Learning is cool
The good guys win in the end.
VTMB
His damn nag worked
*desire to know more intensifies
You can bitchslap your friends
Correct!
Some old cunt stabs you in the back and forces you to kill her so she know's you're not fucking around
after you kill a big eldritch thing an alien teleports next to you and lets you know your boss you've been working for is actually an evil alien
The Pope manipulates you to gather an evil god's body parts into your split-personality girlfriend and uses them to become a god. Your split personality girlfriend actually splits into two different girls and the three of you kill the Pope-turned-evil god. After that you run away from the ladies because you don't know which one to marry
DaS, too easy.
you have to kill yourself to stop yourself
You're stuck on a shithole of a planet because you thought you can take on a ship 100x your size
beastiality defeats a time god
sounds like grandia 2
XBC2?
A bug wearing your clothes attacks you while the dimension you're in is collapsing.
It was all the fault of a single snail.
Earthbound
nice
Yup yup yup
In FFXIV the moon is actually a Dyson sphere for a super powerful summon instead. That summon still wants to murder mankind.