All of Yea Forums suddenly gets teleported into Outset Island

>all of Yea Forums suddenly gets teleported into Outset Island
What now?

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gangrape the loli and shota

>fuck grandma in her tight arsehole

What would /pol/ complain about if they lived in the Wind Waker universe?

probably the merchant

escape into the woods before the chaos begins

doesn't even have electricity, might as well kill myself

basado

Give me that fucking soup, grandma!

BIRDNIGGERS GET OUT OF MY BOARD
DAY OF THE CLIPPING CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH

Every non-Hylian race and even the non-white Hylians like Zunari the merchant. They'll want Tingle to be king of the great sea.

forgot to say but irl physics apply besides items, they keep the game physics

Most of us would get dropped or eventually pushed into the fucking ocean to drown and the island itself would become a hellhole of sweaty neck beards pushing, punching, and clawing their way around trying to get to links little sister or just trying to get a whiff of air that doesn’t smell of sweat or Doritos.

The island would eventually become an island of nothing but rotten biomass as all the anons started to die off from fighting or starvation until there is nothing left and new life starts to form from the piles of biomass causing the wind water version of a flood outbreak until the whole universe is converted to a mound of flesh unable to be contained or stopped

We are the bad guys

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I'm gonna sail to the private oasis and spend the rest of my life shitposting from there and jerking off.

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say hi to grandma

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>thousands of Yea Forumsirgins sailing the seas in search of cunny
imagine

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>Yea Forums becomes a bunch of pirates out to plunder booty

Most based post in this thread

So basically, not much changes?

>They all get scurvy within a month

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I would be expecting this, and have a floatation device on me at all times.

When I arrive, blow it up and yeet away from all the other anons.

>still no comfy switch port

Start Phantom Hourglass early.

I've always wanted to fuck that one pig that was there

Most of us drown

>equip wind waker
>raise and lower arms repeatedly
>do the monkey

We would try to break the rock with the fairy fountain and try to fuck them

Is it randomized?

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Wind Waker's islands are far too tiny to make any sort of sufficient progress. Everybody will die within a couple days.

>all of Yea Forums
Imagine the smell

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Anons steal the wind waker and channel all braps occuring worldwide onto an island built upon the bodies of anons who drowned, brap island, where all the braps in the world are concentrated into a finite spot, upon entering the island, instant jizzing occurs, rumours and hyllian scriptures suggest that this focused scent may even send spirits directly into the sacred realm

get a group of anons to steal all their boats and sail to dragon roost. Then proceed to have out way with the cute bird girls

Somebody's gonna fall into that void by the beach where the water should be.

Convert one of the sea towers into a comfy house and strike a deal with Beedle for supply runs.

Why does EVERYTHING have to be about sex on Yea Forums? You guys can't make this a fun thread about roleplaying on wind waker and trying to survive? You HAVE to make it about fucking women in the game?

Take an axe to Arryl’s lookout while she and Link are still on it.

>tfw can live comfy life, and not deal with daily life stressors of the rat race we created.

yes

We all die of starvation.

Is not our fault literally all zeldo females are highly fuckable

Assuming for a minute that this is before Link starts his Journey. When Tetra arrives I'd probably try and join them. Afterall I'd rather aid the hero then be stuck working a wagie job on an island in the middle of nowhere.

CLAIMING MEDLI AS MY WIFE

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Then I go sail off and try to be the user who finds the Deku Leaf. I wanna float around places.

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Everyone?
That island wouldn't be able to handle that capacity. It would be a bunch of grumpy weirdos on an island, probably being uncomfortable to the few women that come with them.
People would inevitably start killing one another, especially for the limited food. If any population survived, it would probably be a small scale society like the one that currently lives there. More likely though, the mass of corpses would cause disease and maybe wipe them all out.

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Medli's body looks like pic related after being passed around by a few hundred horny anons
Half of them drown in the ocean trying to make it to another island. The few that manage to fight for control of the boat die in the dungeons from enemies, traps, or other physical causes.

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>no one else said they would fuck those imps
Nice more for me

So I wasn't the only one who thought Medli was hot?

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Tell Red Lions to take me to Great Fish Isle before the endless night storm, so I can do the dungeon that was cut from the game.

Because this isn't Gaia Online you fag. We're gonna rape the population and join Ganondorf in his cool fortress while the moralfags eat grass or some shit.

>More likely though, the mass of corpses would cause disease and maybe wipe them all out
Just push them out to sea.

>and shota
Based.

Swim out to sea until I drown.

Game turns into this.

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Miniblins

>Repair bridge
>Cut trees
>build boat
>fuck granny
>leave forever and never call her again

Instead of going with all the other anons, I would stay behind and take care of Grandma when her health starts declining.

Make her a wooden replica of the family shield and tell her you guarantee that Arryl and Link will come home.

>trying to survive
reproducing is part of survival

I'll hunt down Linebeck and fuck him.

I take one of the boats and immediately get the fuck out of there. Go find an octorok to give me sucky sucky hell yeah.

But this is Outset, Medli wouldn't be there.
Unless you are implying a group of anons are competent enough to sail miles and miles in monster infested waters just to see her, with boats made from the meager resources of Outset Island.

Jump into the water, and turn around and around really fast until, I've built up enough momentum to launch myself across the water to Dragon Roost Isle.

I'd probably try to get a small group of the less murdery anons to build a raft so that we can sail to Dragon Roost and avoid the death and destruction the Yea Forums horde will bring upon Outset. We all know 90% of us will get filtered then and there

That lady on outset island is hot

You get used to it.
t. asexual

wait for a boat and go to windfall island and then probably just live there
the pirate crew could probably use some relief too

We would just need to make some retarded boats day one, not like the islands are that far apart, if we do consider they are farther than in game, then the islands should also be bigger.

As if anyone will actually be able to rape/destroy anything on outset isle. My bets on the old man slaughtering all the idiots like in a dynasty warriors game.

All of Yea Forums.... Three small houses.

Immediately steal Beedle's boat and throw him into the ocean, eat all his pears, and use his stock of bombs to become a feared pirate after raiding and stealing one of the big monster ships. I do not return the shop ship to Beedle.

After the dense population thins out once all the anons are pushed off and drown, I'd find a way to get to Tingle island, kill him and take his stuff, then pretend to be Tingle. I'd wait for the chosen user to approach me for my quest then kill him and take his stuff. Then I'd impersonate him and become the hero. And nobody would know since only a small number of you will read this post.

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Sue-Belle

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That's great you want to fuck women and all, but can we all please do something about the genocidal maniac who lives under the ocean in some ruined kingdom?

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Wind Waker battle royale when?

Please be in Cyclops Reef

I'm sure Ganon just needs a good dicking.

Cut the bridge ropes, so Tetra is safe from Yea Forums and Arryl doesn’t get yoinked by the Helmaroc.

Ganny’s plan ruined, and he doesn’t even know it.

F*CK OFF MEDLI IS FOR HUGS AND KISSES AND CUDDLING AND SWEET SENSUAL LOVEMAKING
I ALREADY CLAIMED HER AS MY WIFE SO YOU FAGGOTS CANT TOUCH HER.
OH YOU WANT TO RAPE HER? SHE CAN FLY YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

she was like my very first fap as a young lad and triggered my pubescent sexual awakening so we're spiritually connected. deal with it, Yea Forumsirgins. you can always go after her brother, fuck the red/green/blue slimes and map-fish so don't act like this is unfair. or do. just deal with it, bitches.

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/pol/ won't be the only ones complaining about those shits

>WW Rando battle royale
Can this be a fucking thing? Would it be possible to create in an emulator? How would it even work?

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sorry i'm a faggot

Who else is going for the fairy queen?

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Maybe wait for BOTW.

The OP for that one should be that we fall through a dragon portal with hang gliders.

Who do you think is gonna be helping me fund my piracy efforts? Ganondorf needs supplies too y'know.

>Medli has a mouth AND a beak

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Sex is funny.

Finally, actual pirates.

the beak is just her nose

I'd try to go with you and then ask if i could be a fairy.

>user's band together to form a pirate crew
>Link puts his quest to defeat Ganondorf on hold to come fuck us up

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Yea Forums is one of the more popular boards and Outset Island is pretty small.

Despite looks, this Ganon is the most based of all the dorfs.

I'm an engineer. I could probably build a boat if people listened to me for a few months

It wouldn't be a good boat, but it would be seaworthy

Fuck off pirateniggers, im getting my claw.

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Proceed to teamkill and watch anons try to figure out the murderer. I'm going to starve on that island or drown when the "boat" Yea Forums makes falls apart in the middle of the ocean anyways. Lets have fun with it.

The samoorai robe is fucking great fuck you

>In the distance, Yea Forums can hear Miyamoto taking notes for a possible Zelda plot.

Nigga we'll just stay back and launch bombs over your gay claw.

/fit/ bros, the game plan is to beeline for the forest instance at the top and grind respawning resources where the plebs of Yea Forums can't reach. Work towards building a large vessel powered by oars, we'll stand a good chance of escaping any monsters at sea.
I'd say just beat the crap out of the virgins and enslave them but then we'd catch diseases from these fucks

Unfortunately, there’s only one grappling hook, and Yea Forums is gonna need it.

Cause Im horny and my peepee hard!

WHO THE FUCK BROKE ALL MY POTS

Just get out of your house and walk back in, retard

m.youtube.com/watch?v=crAG8LnHNuA

Ugh, I know right? It's so gross and toxic.

>and on that day the pillaging of Hyrule by booty pirates from another universe began, and not a single hymen was spared

>Pirates not raping stuff.

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Me
I found the Hurricane Spin and it's fun

Drown myself and hope I end up in a better Zelda game next time.

>months
Nigga we aint nobody got time for that.
We'll tie a bunch of fatasses together and use them as an improvised raft until we can board and comandeer a proper ship.

You wake up in Spirit Tracks.

buffer speed to get into dragon roost island to steal a grappling hoot then grappling hook back home

Enjoy horrible sunburns constantly berated by waves of salt.

Hanging out in the dungeons it is, then. Much better than WW's.

Sadly, /fit/ won’t be able to climb into the Forbidden Forest. That shit looks thorny as fuck.

you wouldn't rape if you were on an island with no rules?

Yea Forums waking up on Outset Island would be bad, but Yea Forums waking up on Skyloft would be a true hellscape.

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someone make this a thread

we wouldn't all fit
that would be terrible

I would escape to Windfall island and hoard every item

first we go up to the forest, and cut down all the trees to make boats to set sail

I don't remember where there even other towns in that world? I dropped the game shortly before the first dungeon

>only way to survive with such a huge population boom is to either kill everyone off or find all the triforce pieces so the world unfloods
I know we haven't all been so friendly in the past, but let me say this: If we manage to defeat Ganondorf, the world unfloods, and then we can impregnate all of the Ritos, Hylians, and whatever else we find and create gfs for everyone. Fags can take all the men.

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we'll get to that in just a few more threads describing in precise detail how we'll rape every female Zelda character ever conceived

Bro you don't understand
Building a boat is complicated work that requires a lot of preparation
Do you want to die of drowning or exposure?

>Spawning in the air
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>200 boats go to dragonroost to find medli
>100 go to find makar and be nice to him
>100 go to find makar and bully him
>These two kill eachother in transit with no survivors
>50 boats leave to get vored by giant octorocs intentionally
>All others become roaming pirates that are barely competent and probably die
Sick

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If that's a nose confirmed Jew.

No. We're making Waterworld.

>the average Yea Forums user is probably morbidly obese
>the combined weight of our userbase begins causing the island to slowly be weighed down

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What if it was to Hyrule Warriors scale where all the buildings are fucking huge for no reason.

>Tetra captures me and keeps me as a rape slave in her private cabin
>Mocks me for getting so easily beaten up, controlled, and enslaved by a girl
>Is secretly tsundere and sometimes just wants to cuddle

HNNNNNNNNGH

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>Island crashing down while anons desperately search for the item clerk and toilet ghost girl

I find Mila (poor) and promise her rupees in exchange for favors

All the pirates need to do is punch the bomb shop guy in the dick and steal infinite bombs regularly. Then you get your free bomb canon when you use them on a boat.

QUESTION
what kind of vidya does the land of hyrule have

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in order for that to work we would have to murder the king first so he can't take our wish like he does in WW

Just like the guardian, mount a Gyorg and ride it like the madman I am.

That is my transportation for this iteration.

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Time to pitch woo at a Great Fairy.

I cringe thinking about the 2 years i put into that game from 08 to 10. and yet i miss it pre economy shit fest.

sploosh kaboom

Someone would have to save her from the Forsaken Fortress first

irl sea of thieves

We're on sunset isle though, the forest on that island is easy to reach. It just requires about 30 seconds of walking uphill, a task too strenuous for most of Yea Forums.
I wouldn't risk a real dungeon unless we also have a heart life system, even if some Yea Forumsirgin knew how to make guns.

He's just a boat, set him on fire.

Begin desensitizing myself to cannibalism, seeing as the island probably couldn't sustain the population of the three houses already on it. Seeing as I couldn't well take all of Yea Forums considering the odd /fit/fag crossposter, a priority would be keeping a level head and trying to make friends/allies early. Asserting leadership (or making yourself an asset to leadership) isn't as complex as people make it seem, we've done it since we were animals.

First order of business after dealing with the panicked anons is trying to establish communication with the locals. They'll know how to collect fresh water, and better yet, they might be able to arrange transport off the island. Food is a non issue; they'll either get us somewhere where there's more, share what they have, or

>pic related

I remember there being a swordsman on that island, so none of this worst case shit is going to be the first step. We might get lucky if swarms of fish come for the anons who didn't fit on the island.

Oh no I am in the worst Zelda game

No, I’m talking about the one with Makar

hold the fuck up
>coveted the winds of Hyrule so much he wanted the kingdom for himself to live in and rule over
>kidnapped little girls
>conjured goblins,slimes and wolf men as henchmen
>samurai duds
>dual-wield katanas
was WW Ganon a weeaboo?

Well aren't I silly. But you get the point.

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You haven't played many Zelda games.

Flying man contest seems pretty fun

WW is the worst one

Link does it, since while we are fucking around hes in the middle of doing stuff unless we inadvertantly fuck his stuff up by mistake

LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

>MY wife is both beautiful, talented, loving, magical, winged, AND rich AND secretly runs all finances and politics of Hyrule

absolute perfection. why can't 3D be this perfect?

enjoy being vore for Hooktail, goyboy.

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I wish you didn't get to the point where you are now.

No it isn't

my boi

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We're complain about the diversity of the world, but ignore how each unique group of people mostly stick to their own island. sometimes traveling but rarely staying off their home island

Yes it is
Not even SS or BoTW is as mediocre as WW

IMAGINE THE SMELL

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Probably raid orcas house for weapons, and whatever money he has. Then head to Links house, take the family shield, and whatever money they have. Have Aryll crawl under the house, and get me the family fortune.
Next I take one of those canoes on the shore, and enslave two other user's as my rowing crew. Have them row me to Windfall island before nightfall at sword point, and once we're a few hundred feet away, I kill them both, take their valuables, and dump them in the sea. On Windfall island, I buy a sail, and hook it up to my boat. I also stock up on bombs, potions, and general supplies. Need somewhere to live, so I go hunt down 21 Bokoblins, take their joy pendants, and trade them all for that teacher's cabana. I guess I wouldn't need food or water to retain health in this world, so then I'd retire live out the rest of my days at the cabana doing whatever I want. Maybe sail my boat around to explore a bit, and maybe pay a visit to the civilized islands to get laid once in a while. Sounds like a pretty nice life all in all.

If the plot is the same, we would eventually meet Tetra, who would most likely get passed around by a bunch of sweaty Yea Forumsirgins, then Link's sister would get kidnapped. So where do we go from there? Do we join Tetra and go to the fortress to rescue her and then eventually meet the Red Lion after getting BTFO, or do we just stay on the island and take turns fucking Tetra?

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based

Are you implying Tetra wouldn't kick your ass?

the graphics

we couldn't all fuck tetra, so most of us will have to move on

HIDE YOUR BIRDS
HIDE YOUR SISTERS
HIDE YOUR GRANNIES

As if she would mix her pure Rito bloodline with a filthy Yea Forumsirgin
You're dying alone goyim

I bet Medli smells like bird shit and fish, ha ha imagine taking a big whiff of her feathers as you fuck her

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>Sail to Dragon Roost Island to rape Medli
>Sail to the Forsaken Fortress to rape Mila
>Wait on Outset Island for Tetra to show up and compete with tens of thousands of anons for a chance to rape her
Which route would you chose?

>tfw she turns into Zelda earlier due to all the bleaching

You know, this head-hunting-neckbeard-laden tropical hellscape formerly known at Outset Island might be a worthwhile experience if I get to shout that at the top of my lungs in earnest.

Overall this is shaping up to be an interesting plot to game. A bunch of assorted nerds and NEET's teleported onto an island. The Zelda lore is just a neat backdrop at this point.

It looks comfy I would just live the rest of my life there. You huys have fun adventuring.

>thinking Tetra's gang wouldn't be capable of obliterating all of Yea Forums
Even if the /fit/ bros fought back and we somehow armed ourselves with grandpa's weapons, those pirates have gunpowder and aren't obligated to step ashore.

Bitch, Medli is gonna have just as much competition.

How will you defend your wife from other anons?

Fuck a cute Rito

>Another thread, this time for Kokiri Forest.

Kinda get the idea that it’s not the same user.

"Hey, user what would you do if-"
"RAPE!!!"

Oh god.

Imagine doing BOTW Royale in /qst/

I like to imagine it would follow game logic and story as closely as possible. The NPCs would be forced to do what the script says as closely as they can, so what would happen is NPCs trying to say their lines while anons ram their dicks into their mouths and the rest dance around them like a Half Life coop cutscene.
The NPCs would be unkillable, the most Yea Forums could do is bodyblock them to prevent them from reaching their scripted point and ruffle their clothes while ravaging their bodies

There's only 3 boats on the island, maybe 4 if Beedle is around. Only a few lucky anons who manage to steal the boats without getting killed are going to have a shot at Medli.

WHAT ARE WE NAMING THIS ISLAND AFTER WE'VE DESECRATED AND VIOLATED EVERYTHING ON IT, ANONS! Try to come up with something better than Pen island, please.

What are we doing once the island is ours?

why is Yea Forums always so horny

Either plow brown sugar till she's fit for heirs or Sue-Belle to pump some Outset inhabitants into. Or both.

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After boarding Tetra’s ship, find the gunpowder store, and blow it all, taking Yea Forums with it.

Chan Island

>Armed with a catapult
>Gunpowder

realistically I would just sail to Dragon Roost, pick up a grappling hook, then get a shit ton of rupies from treasure hunting, and end up living in luxury on Windfall or some other island while other anons pillage and rape around Hyrule then find a rito gf who hasn't been attacked yet and have her live with me

Not the Virgin Islands, we know that much.

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Good Chinchin Island

Join me Anons!
We can make engineering marvels to dominate the sea.

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marry valoo

>link instead of tall, faceless hunk
ruined.

They used a catapault for that part in the story because a cannon would blow their cover. They have cannons

Don't make me say the "I" word, I'll do it.

They wouldn't since everyone's on their separate island. God forbid if we have Korok refugees on Outset though

Plus, they do steal actual bombs later on.

I think the adventure will be over before we can finish one.

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>Poltards try to build a wall all around the island.

That's part of the plan. The hero of time will go on his adventure to keep the world flooded, while we build up our strength and rule the world.

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Having IRL physics apply in these scenarios is retarded and uncreate, since half of the shit in every game makes no sense if you apply real physics. What IS fun is that WW's normal Physics apply, but every Yea Forumsirgin has their standard abilities translated into in-universe equivalents.
As an example, since most Mario games make it pretty clear that Mario's jumping is a pretty special, so even though most of us wouldn't be as damaged from a high fall as we would normally, we'd still have a great deal of difficulty with the platforming.

Do you insert as Tetra instead of Link, faggot?

you see after the initial slaughter, the surviving Yea Forumsirgins build rafts out of the corpses of the fallen to set sail, and then we hijack the first ship we actually find to get off the rotting corpse boats

>being a cuck

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i agree

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Why was he in jail?
Did I release a dangerous criminal into society in exchange for a gameboy advance?

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what

el hombre cerdo...
la isla prohibida...
el ganon ogro...

I would crawl under Link's house and kick my feet at anyone who tried to crawl inside. It's MY hideout.

what would we do when we find Tingle

if you believe the dumb fan theories, murder

But, you can't eat the floor on an actual ship.

Probably because they thought he was crazy, considering he keeps calling himself a fairy while looking like the average Yea Forums poster.

He started this thread, that's why he's in jail

But then you'd get promptly caught in a bottle and raped by some other user

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=XI1VpElKWF8

I have this saved on my iPad, so whenever we get caught during the Forsaken Fortress segment, I’ll be playing this.

Remember, just because Link is automatically jailed, doesn’t mean we are.

fine we take the corpse boat with us for safekeeping

>Implying they'd be able to hear us in the forest where she lands after getting dropped by that bird

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>all of Yea Forums in WW
>the npc's act as they normally do
>thousands of Yea Forumsirgins desperately clinging onto their waifu's like koalas while the npc's go about their programmed routines
>none of them realizing they're being horrifically violated
>one user gets lucky and manages to grab midli, fucking her on the run while being chased by a few hundred neckbeards
>all the while she has a blank expression on her face, unable to comprehend the chaos around her

beat him up until he deciphers our triforce charts for free, then burn his stupid tower while hes tied to it

>not shanking tingle in the slammer and then taking over his map business
anybody wants to find the triangle they gonna pay your boy

UGHHHHHHHHHHHH UNGA BUNGA FUCK FUCK FUCK
MUST MAKE PEEPEE FUCK MUST FEEL GOOD
FEEL GOOD ALL THE TIME PEEPEE FEEL GOOD
AAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHMmmmm... BOOGA BAGA CUM CUM CUM CUM!

>27 million anons on outset island
It sinks into the ocean catastrophically

We could all go on the adventure together as a united army. The legend of Zelda 4,000 Swords adventures.

>Tingle is the first Yea Forumsirgin who got sent to Wind Waker

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user, seriously? You’d be in a position to get rid of that part. You have the maps (I think), so you get those pieces while the rest us do the early game.

Dibs on fishing up and fucking a gyorg

i dont care about triforce pieces i want them shekels how else am i going to get the merchants special reward?

excellent

based

This, but unironically

>all the anons move to birb island for cloaca pussy
>the mail sorting minigame becomes 20000x more difficult due to all the new residences

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immediately hop in the kayak and attempt to get out to sea as quickly as possible, it's the only chance for survival

spliiisssh
KA BOOM

you talk about that like it's a bad thing
i would more like to look like the queen herself

No worries guys you go ahead and settle that on shore. I can keep going on the ship for a few more hours.

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sorry you gotta ride the corpse boat made of the anons that did not survive the initial slaughter

The lady on outset who carries the pot will be raped apart before you even can stand up

This right here. With how horny and gay Yea Forums is, you're likely to get raped a few dozen times before dying of starvation if you stay there.

>the closest thing outset would have to a guard is that sungle dude with a hand scythe that does gardening and the dojo dude

I'd just get over to Windfall somehow and just spend my time hitting on the coffee shop barista.

why would you go on the internet just to tell lies? we are in perfect love and nothing you can say or do will change that.

She can fly. Also she's a princess, good luck trying to raid an island fortress of bird soldiers and their FUCKING DRAGON.

you'll all be roasted into dragon food. if you're lucky he'll rape you with his big dragon cock before eating you, alive in one piece.

she is my wife and we love each other and our love is pure and none of you can stop that. cope. go stick your micropenises in oozes and octorock mouths you degenerates.

The zoras were able to evolve into bird people so why are there still gorons despite water being their greatest weakness?

so the main mode of transportation for anons is the corpseboat, a boat made of the dead bodies of those who did not survive the initial slaughter

She can probably handle every user on the isle without trouble.

the old man in the dojos second floor is not to be trifled with

I dunno, why did the fish people evolve into bird people when the world flooded.

because gorons dont give a shit and do whatever they want

>be fish
>world flood
>turn into bird and live on volcano
>be rock monster who lived inside volcano
>dont evolve
>dont live on volcano

Time to fuck Link's grandma

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wtf is with the zelda franchise and the fucking mental birdfuckers

>the corpses of hundreds of anons pile up before Midli
>one last user emerges over the hill of dead Yea Forumsirgins
>he professes his undying love for her in a confusing flurry of words that ultimately frightens her
>she orders her guards to kill him
>the last thing user sees is his waifu cowering away from him in fright and disgust as she demands he die

>the great fairies suddenly find that six arms wasnt enough

>Tiny girl.
>Only has authority over the pirate crew because her mom died
>Can't even take fat 100 hear old Ganondorf in a fight.
But you're right. I'm sure she could defend her self against an army of a million pedophiles just because she has a sassy attitude.

And cute!

>those literal fucking anons who won't walk to the objective so we can progress to the next stage
you fucking faggots STOP SUCKING IMP DICK IN THE FOREST and come to the fucking pirate ship so we can rape medli and get domm'd by the moblins

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I CAN STILL SEE SOME OF THE LEWD BITS

youtube.com/watch?v=kEF4ksaD9R4
what would this feel like

>the king still cockblocks us from the triforce

I think you didn't understood what he meant by "handling" user

>Endless waves of Medlifags in makeshift boats, with ballistas on top trying to shoot the dragon.
>Some autist tries to make a da Vinci submarine to sneak in. Drowns instead.
>Midnight raids, every single night.
>Even if the island is strong, there isn't that many people in it. and every bird dead costs them dearly.
And thus the Siege of Dragon Roost Island rages on...

rape the king

EVERYONE BACK THE FUCK OFF
I GET TO FUCK THE TALKING BOAT

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dont forget the corpse boat

Forgot the image.

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>HAHAHA WE'RE A BUNCH OF RAPISTS CUZ WE RAPE PEOPLE AMIRITE RAPE RAPE RAAAAPE LOL SO FUNNY

This could have been a comfy thread if the same joke wasn't repeated 1,000,000 times.

>joke
...sure

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This is why you don't start these threads during american night time. It's when all the horny underaged burgerclaps are on. 5 hours earlier or later and the thread would have been much better

When do I get the keyblade?

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suffocation and death

>Wind waker
>zoras
>replies have gerudos

God you're all retarded, please die. No zoras or gerudo in wind waker you fucking niggers.

it was funny the first thread with certain things with the variety of the stuff dont, like trying to gather weapons or marching towards Kokiri, but this is mostly just rape

And deal with this fag and his ((((challenges)))? No. Gonna stay on the island and wait my turn for Tetra

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Maybe we just haven't found the gerudo yet

i wonder if he could defend himself as a boat? i wonder what his mouth would feel like haha.

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>>all of Yea Forums suddenly gets teleported into Outset Island
>into
This

It's ok user, we can save Hyrule from these losers if we team up. no homo

>literally one person mentions rape in passing
>whole thread is filled with people claiming everyone is making rape jokes

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Bitch please, I guarantee you a good portion of the rape posters are other third worlders like yourself.

Breed Grandma in all her holes until we make some new soup. Take her to new hyrule and everything later of course.

Well wah wah big baby, how about instead of crying about it you post what you want to see. Plenty of other anons are instead of whining, and it's not going to get anybody to stop because you keep bitching about it. In fact it's just going to get more anons to spite you.

He's a stupid NPC, he won't do anything if we have one user sit back and press the button while the rest make a ladder to the finish.
Besides, you can beat him up during that time, it's not like he can die or fight back.

>circle the island in her boat
>get ez mass kills on fat virgins with the ship cannon/catapult
>if any try to swim near they realize they can't climb up to the deck and drown, or if they somehow manage to get instantly cut down by her crew using actual swords

gg. you either fuck an imp or die a virgin, bitchboi.

kinda woody

That's Yea Forums for you. People would rather whine about whatever they can find than try to enjoy themselves.

>breed
she's far past menopause user

The last thread had a goal of beating the game in the OP, so there was more discussion on progressing through the game. The OP for this thread just says everyone's teleported with no real goal, so most anons are just posting what they'd want to do most, which is rape.

rent free

I seriously think there is some mkultra shit going on in Yea Forums, mixed with people too far gone and trannies and swj feeding Yea Forums with violent smug to the boards so they can have a villian.
In /gif/ they started feeding anons with LGTB shit some years ago.

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>i wonder what his mouth would feel like haha

Enjoy getting splinters in your dick, you nasty fuck.

This thread got unbearable really fast.
Tetra's already dehydrated and Sue is getting chased by a hoard of anons.
What the fuck Yea Forums?
...At least it didn't end up like the OoT thread.

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Just work around that with magic or something. She'll come around in no time.

>In /gif/ they started feeding anons with LGTB shit some years ago.
from what I've seen the really gay threads stay up for a long time so I assume its only a few regular anons sharing the same trap wembs and shit over and over, just like pretty much every other thread there

>A bunch of anons rubbing their dick against his mouth
The real question is would he enjoy it?

You guys can all do your weird shit, I'd try to hitch a ride with Beedle to Windfall Isle or something and try to live a comfy life there.

>what is it with a predominately male fanbase and liking cute girls?
gee I wonder. stay toastie, roastie.

actually I'm having pure loving hugs, cuddles, kisses, and consentual sex with my wife. dont care what all you degenerates do.

you and your faggot army can't stop our love. also you can't make a ballista that could even reach a dragon, much less damage it, this isn't Gayme of Thrones. you will all be incinerated and/or drown for your crimes against love.

Medli is my wife and we love each other completely. We've loved each other for something like 16 years now across the realms of 2D and 3D, and finally have to opportunity to meet in person. This is fate and nobody can stop us.

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>The ocarina of time thread felt like classic Yea Forums
>This one feels like 2014 Yea Forums.
>Next zelda will be nothing but pepes, wojaks, normies and dilates.
Welp, it was good while it lasted lads.
Gonna go enjoy the last thread again in the archives, it certainly had that good classic flavor to it, hard to get nowadays.

if 5 i rape this user in particular

Well to be fair, Wind Waker isn't too complex for a group of people to IRL beat. I mean a literal child did it. It's not like the earlier Mario 64 threads where there were levels that were physically impossible.

This. Unless you want a rape thread, stop making these OPs without a goal. A little bit of guidance goes a long way
>a mysterious force prevents all anons from doing anything sexual until the game is beat
is an easy catchall

He's a fucking kike. His jew tactics were so fucking horrible they had to tone it down in the remake

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You know what they say about sailors. He's bound to have it worse.

Good thing about the corpse boat is that while it will get softer as it decays, the bloating mass increases its size and buoyancy and you can construct a sail from bones and clothes

>orca and sturgeon fuck everyone up

Fool. If you throw Beedle overboard you get his boat AND his shit.

op here, if you’d like to make a less shit version of this thread, be my guest

well we won't be able to breed with THAT attitude. quitter.

once we start getting her pumping out babies we'll be producing at least one Chosen Hero every 9 months. We can have a small army of Links, each jacked up on "soup". Ganon won't stand a chance.

>Complaining about free living
Who does this

>10-20 years later
>army of twinks&cats
>they stab heads on command
We need to go further beyond.

gorons can walk under water
They walk for days to each island then climb for more days

I'll just go buy my own island before every others user gets the chance. I want to live comfy over there

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How kind of you to generate more resources for our rape pirates, Dorf would be proud.

>mfw get left behind since I cant swim

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How many felony charges are we looking at in a Yea Forums wind waker?

>the corpse boat is leaking horrific oily dark brown miasma by the time we even get to jabun and beg for his pearl

I'd immediately travel to Dragon Roost and secure myself that mail sorting job before this tattooed hipster fuck gets it. Unlike you faggots I'll sustain myself, possibly have a family with one of the bird bitches and die a happy man.

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not him but I would do the same, but focus all my efforts on protecting my shit from the rape pirates. My long term goal would be act like Griffith and create a powerful kingdom solely because I have the only safe island left after the constant raids

27 million.

etika?

Guys I'm so scared.

My Daughter has come back from the Forsaken Fortress and all she talks about is how she fell completely in love with one of the guards there... a moblin.

I don't know what to do, bros. The Forsaken Fortress is taking our daughters.

I'd buy a Hyoi Pear and see what it feels like to be a seagull.

Go to DRI and fuck Medli

>berserk fag tries really hard but gets raped and has all his work stolen anyways
pottery

>Thousands of anons banding together to beat the game
>Fighting giant monstrosities 50 times their size that could easily kill them in an instant
>Spending days searching dungeons and the ocean depths in order to find pieces of the triforce
>Sacrificing themselves so that their comrades will be able to continue on
>All to gangrape a bird

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Just started planting a bunch of these throughout the island, hope they taste as good as I was told

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>tfw your foot accidentally slips and falls through the stomach of one of the long dead anons the corpse boat is made of
>rest of the rotted flesh gives way and you fall into the foul ocean as the cabins of the corpse boat begin to flood

Holy shit I forgot about that. I remember reading that as a kid, and not knowing the pig monsters were called Moblins at the time. Now that I know she fell in love with a pig nigger, I am beyond disgusted.

Plant more, we also need to put the villagers to work.
Fan the flames, mould the metal; we are raising an army!

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If by some luck I get a fucking boat I would ferry all of you retarded shits to your choice of designated shitting zones

Valoo t-tummy b-big

find a loli to enslave then try to escape. if i die, well at least i died outside of my room

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>the entirety of Yea Forums wasn't masturbating to Bailey Jay aka Linetrap 12 years ago
This site has always been pro-faggot, go back to r*ddit.

What happens exactly?

Doesn't she get a letter from him saying that he wants to eat her? And she's into that?

>having a pig-fucking coalburner for a daughter

JUST

Many anons would drown to the Great Octorok.

She has a beak though. I was disgusted by her as a kid, and I'm disgusted by her now. Die of salmonella, chicken fucker.

>tetra forcibly recruits all non-obese anons for a raid on Ganon along with link
>every user gets captured and thrown in jail, link breaks us out a few times when he gets caught but never comes back for us
>every user on Outset isle dies of disease/starvation/murder, Fortress bros are kept alive by prison food until Link finally saves us
Just don't be fat

She has a beak though.
I was disgusted by her as a kid, and I'm disgusted by her now. Die of salmonella, chicken fucker.

Link it.

brehs... the great fairies in ww got 6 arms... imagine the handjobs

Many anons would fall off the bridge on outset island. And some user would find a way to travel to mother and child isle to bang the mother of all fairies.

This is what you call slow terrorism.

Totally thought this was an island from Stranded II for a second

Fool, fat people in video games have more health and strength. Just look at pig Ganon, his lard ass is a final boss.

original Link from artwork looked so cool

Love that Yea Forums memes about hating WW so much yet this thread will probably reach bump limit. Bunch of contrarians, yet for once I'm glad actual conversation is being had.

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No, retard. Kids have had direct access to porn via the internet for the last 20 years. The dumber and more loner types embraced it and the existence of websites that offered it helped normalize it in their brains to some extent. They grew up like this and many of them post here now since this site attracts dumb and loner types in droves.

bruh shes a child, id be more worried about that chad thats always with her

>being fat in a game with lots of platforming
enjoy your 2 inch jump height and 2 second climbing limit. You fatties would make for good shock troops though, so I guess you can come along for the fortress raid.
All you skeleton anons are outta luck. Enjoy adding even more malnourishment to your already starved bodies, you're being left behind

Tingle

The jail's made of wood, if they threw a bunch of us in we could probably force our way out

You gotta think outside of the box, user. With a grappling hook equipped fatty, not only do they gain vertical mobility, but you've also created a deadly wrecking ball.

Cool I'll just cook the corpses of fat anons over a fire and eat them.

medli is for vicious rape!

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This is what every island will look like by the time you little shits have discovered the whole map. I hope you're proud of yourselves, disgusting barbarians.

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>not living with Aryll on Greatfish Isle in secret

>fat anons can do a roll attack like gorons
How can skinny anons ever recover? Their only value is as sissies for the fag fatties and /fit/s now
>Risking giving them a reason to kill instead of capture
Your life on the line, not mine. This is probably the only area in the game where we can 'die' without actually losing our life.

Or at your secret cabana that comes with a pool

c-can the pear control other birds?
maybe even bird people?

This threads proves Yea Forums can barely remember anything from ww

I don't imagine we'd all fit. Regardless, there sure as shit wouldn't be enough food to maintain your fatasses, so just know I'm going to eat you if it comes to it. Survival of the fittest.

Medli and I will watch and laugh as every other Rito flies over you dropping fat shits and jizz loads on your face

eventually you'll be taken to the volcano for Hooktail to rip your bussy open with his gigantic scaled penis that ejaculates lava

anyone else want to insult, attack, or defame my perfect loving wife? didn't think so.

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I have dreams of her naked or in sports equipment

Anyone that gets in the way just push them the fuck over look at their legs

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Nothing race-related at least. Zelda is based in that regard, and red-pilled fromt he gate.

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based waifufag

C L O A C A

More like survival of the fattest lmao

>when youre too autistic for the autism thread

The fattest get eaten first, though.

Tingle would enslave any user that came his way, and force them to wear skintight multi-colored suits.

>FUCK ZORA

god I wish

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They'll come for your cabana too, user. They'll come for everything eventually. No one is safe.

kek

>implying I'll let you bacon my piggy wrecking balls

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I would settle down with my new wife :)

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not surprising, but for everyone except me, they will only be dreams. nothing more.

>marrying a cute brave loving perfect wife material girl is "autism"
stay toastie, roastie. 3D is outdated and unwanted.

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I'm ripping the models right now
where on the tier list does this asshole go

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>anybody who thinks you're a retard is a roastie

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I don't think it's designed to be Ethnontionalist propaganda. The Japanese just see ethnonationalism as common sence, as our people did many years ago. It makes sence that it would be a recurring theme in a story like Zelda.

The Aryan Christians vs Arab Muslims theme is pretty based though.

>sence
You know what that little red squiggly line means? It means you're a god damn retard who can't spell simple English words properly. Go pull an eitka and jump off a bridge.

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Incest?

anyone who insults someone for preferring 2D glory over 3DPD is usually a roastie. they might be a white knight though, I guess.

either way, feel free to stay the FUCK away from me and my wife. you aren't wanted anyway.

Now, I'm not the guy who first replied to you, but the 2D waifu is not the problem. What is the problem is your autistic scenario and forgetting to take into account that thousands of fellow Yea Forums users will be transported with you and you have a slim to none chance of even looking at medli, let alone touching her.

You shitheads can agree on anything long enough TO decide a name. You'll give up on that and then go desecrate the other islands.

We might as well settle and take over the island, becoming the new Yea Forumsriton empire. Considering our size, we're bigger than the next biggest island so simply capturing it by arriving should be sufficient.

I don't remember much about him. Make him SS+.

Nothing. Everyone has been raped by the other anons and I'm just banned from leaving the island through association.

Aryll sexually assaulted. When Tetra crashes into the island, Tetra also sexually assaulted.
Trapfags erupt in a storm of sexual violence as they realise they will be without their porn and their HRT. Rape Link to death; attempt to molest anything male.
Seize the pirate ship that comes to rescue Tetra, proceed to crash it as none of them know jack shit about navigation.
Sane anons worry about food and water supplies. Initially very thirsty owing to trapfags owning the coast, but able to reclaim it after the boat hijack. Proceed to set up water alembics. Helmaroc brought down by a concentrated hail of improvised spears and Tetra stabbing it. Tetra sexually assaulted again.
Grandma distraught over losing Link to rapists, but agrees to provide soup to anons. Grandma has sex with anons but it is consensual in the hopes of reducing amount of sexual assault on Aryll. Aryll sexually assaulted again regardless.

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get fixed

>you have a slim to none chance of even looking at medli, let alone touching her.

We already meet in the world between 2D and 3D for kissing, hugging, and cuddling. We are deeply in love together and I know for a fact that she will marry me the very instant I fully cross over from this dimension to hers.

We're in love and there's nothing you or anyone can do to stop it. This is 100% truth. Cope.

>Grandma has sex with anons but it is consensual in the hopes of reducing amount of sexual assault on Aryll.
I don't think that's how consent works but honestly I don't give a shit about that wrinkled old hag. Really you fags can do whatever you want as long as you stay away from me and my wife.

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Aint he the auctioneer dude

Oh really, now?

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waifufags are a tier below furries and pedos and this thread proves it even if the guy is merely pretending

God this thread is just such a disappointment. Way too many wild animal brains posting.

Is this a fucking stinky linky pic?

People will go back to their primal instincts, form groups and, once food starts to become scarce, fights between groups and cannibalism will start

Would create a group of individuals interested in RAPE and CUNNY. First order of business would be to create a raft capable enough to take us to Windfall Island. We’d then operate at night and kidnap all the top tier qt girls and keep them in our underground HQ, the basement where the pictochat can be found. We’d have our fun raping at night, eating and playing around during the day until the moralfag group completes the game and we are all sent back to our shit irl lives.

Because the point of "Yea Forums gets teleported to" is to check what everyone would be doing in such a world. When everyone with a name is getting sexually assaulted you quickly run out of things to do outside boring shit like "well I guess I rent a boat and fish." or "I do the [dungeon] for no reason since everyone worth saving has been raped to death."

The Mario 64 version of this thread a while back was better because of the ludicrous shit that happened in it.

>until you beat the game, your waifu will never love you and rape/excessive murder/destruction is not possible
>The world will reset to a temporary NG+ in case there were any time-exclusive waifus
>after x amount of time all anons are sent to a new game and the above rules are in place again
>killing autistic waifufags earns you a powerup
There, I fixed these threads

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I think that's a lack of creativity on your part. Either join the rape pirate empire and make Ganondorf king or formulate a plan to create a counter force. Anything is better than shitting up the thread with whining, it's as bad as the low hanging fruit "me rape Medli" posts.

>Would create a group of individuals interested in RAPE and CUNNY. First order of business would be to create a raft capable enough to take us to Windfall Island.
I would join this brigade gladly. to orchestrate it so I stand watch the day before the voyage which I spend sabotaging the raft to sink about four hours of sailing, dragging all of you to the bottom of the ocean.

>tfw when the Tingle Bottle feature in WWHD was the closest thing we had to an actual Wind Waker MMO
>tfw Miiverse is fucking dead so we can't even do that anymore

Life is suffering

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why would I do that? how would I have babies with my loving wife? it would be very unfair to her anyways, she enjoys our blissful lovemaking sessions greatly. I wouldn't want to hurt her by denying her such joys.

yes.
deal with it "doctor" robotdik or I will curse you. don't think I'm joking.

>boo hoo cute girls bad :< a thinly veiled /pol/ thread crying about transexuals died for this!

for your crimes against video games you have been CURSED.

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Move that 'excessive' to in front of rape and you have a deal

Hahaha so epic bro

>no Indiana Jones island

I would take a boat to Windfall and live a comfy life there

Good luck with the pedo dungeon in your basement that was made before you got there.

I think your thinking of the Cabana.

Kek

Raping everyone and shitting on everything isn't going to make Ganondorf happy. He'd likely try to kill you faggots for ruining his property.

Fuck off, you retarded newfag.

im fucking the pot girl niggers dont try to stop me either.

Flee to Forest Haven and live among the Koroks where no user will bother me.

Man i envy those shota, i would be more than willing to be the cumdump on our journey to stop ganon.

>Yea Forums civil war erupts over people wanting to play "fuck the bird" or "let's be Kevin Costner"

Nothing to do but masturbate, and there's not even any porn. Maybe I'd scale a cliff and jump off of it.