Yeah... I'm thinking my night is gonna be lit

LIT AF FAMILIA

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>fast food pizza
order from a local mom and pop for fucks sake

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FUCK
i jelly
hope it feeds your soul, bro. after finding out about what happened to etika, i need something good to happen to me too....

Your taste in pizza is as bad as your taste in games

>cheap pizza

Yeah I bet you only eat organically produced gourmet $100 pizza huh you hipster fucking faggot?

>not getting sausage and anchovies

This is now a Pizza thread. Which is your favourite pizza?

reminder that dominoes is the worst pizza money can buy

>tfw one of my favorite friend simulators just killed himself and my life is fallen apart

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Get a grip.

>shitty looking cheese pizza
>greasy hands touching your controller
>KH3

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Meat lovers is the most obvious choice, but an underrated option is chicken/bacon/bbq

what the absolute fuck is this terrible poorfag pizza? Ever hear of toppings you poor piece of shit? and lmao at KH3

I can't stand this shit. Pizza will leave your hands all greasy and subsequently leave your controller all grimey because I know damn well most people on here don't wash their hands on a regular basis.

>Not making your own pizza

pepperoni and jalapenos is the best starting point for any pizza
prove me wrong

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Here it's called "Atomic", there's sausage, spicy salami, onion, peppers and something else that i'm missing

I know he thinks Kingdom Hearts is a movie, but actually there’s a long scene between them of gameplay which is why it’s so annoying.

so this is the power of pepe...

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aaaaahahahahaha that stupid fuck jumped off a bridge! best timeline

>mom made, still, the best pizza I've ever had in my life from scratch
>she moved halfway across the country 8 years ago
>never taught me the recipe

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I actually did the same thing when I got KH3. Except I ate the whole pie before I started the game.

FUCK EVERYONE ELSE AND LISTEN TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OP, YOU DID GOOD. NIGGERS, KIKES, FAGS, AND TRANNIES ARE SHIT.

PIZZA IS GOOD TOO.

SORA IS GAY THOUGH.

My friend back in college introduced me to the "Rooster Teeth" pizza and it sounded gross but was actually amazing. If I remember correctly all it was is diced tomatoes and mushrooms for toppings, but it's drizzled with balsamic vinaigrette.

Your controller will be greasy anyway because your hands, who cares lol

Does she not own a phone?

Based. Meat is usually the way to go

thanks for understanding. a lot of anons just don't understand these feels. we're going to be alright, but it's scary to witness onset mental illness drive someone to such desperation. he never deserved this.

Call her and ask her for the recipe, you moron. There's got to be some way to find her number if you don't have it

Sounds like a low iq RETARD that can't follow instructions without being shown like a LITTLE FAGGOT BABY BITCH.

That's fine though. I don't judge.

Won't be the same as it would be if I could watch her make it again

Based. Should have waited for the DLC though

There's good cheap pizza and there's bad cheap pizza
Domino's is bad cheap pizza

There's a place near me that does one called The Coronary that has pepperoni, sausage, bacon, ham, and I think salami, it's fucking great. Pizza without a fuckton of meat isn't pizza

Dominos is good now though, pizza hut is the really shitty one

Pizza looks so fucking good right now but I was barfing my guts out all morning today and I probably shouldn't eat real food yet
I'm sick of water and crackers

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But OP ordered Pizza Hut

Pizza al pastor. Its one of the most popular tacos in Mexico in a pizza, so it has grilled pork (marinated in a special sauce), onion and coriander. And if you want it even more traditional, it has pineapple. It isnt a common pizza at all down here, but it is really good

Anything carbonated is good for upset stomach. Ginger Ale is good.

yeah if you haven't had domino's pan pizza yet you might give it a try. it was pretty nice for my palette.

I don't trust any pizza made by beanoids, they put corn and fucking mayo on pizza

I never really liked pizza

Don't be a bitch. Worse comes to worse you puke again for the 100th time today.

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I feel ya boss
Fat bag and some Tekken 7. Im hitting green tonight for sure

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Are you all retarded? That pizza looks fucking good. Fuck off with all your redundant meme toppings. Cheesy greasy pizza is the best pizza.

Let me guess, you're fat.

>bread
>literally any sauce
>literally any toppings
i think you're just not trying hard enough

die

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corn

Literally kill yourself holy shit.

what is this? crack? heroine?

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koreans do too, and guess what it tastes great.

>Kingdom Hearts is the cheese pizza of video games.

>cheese pizza
where are the.... Oh
I hope you get stabbed you disgusting fuck

You're not gonna eat pizza WHILE playing the game, are you? That's gonna make your controller look like shit.

God I'm so fucking jealous. Right now I'm actually WISHING I had work tomorrow. Actually fucking wishing. Because I'm so fucking lonely. I just can't take it. I have no friends. I've had no friends for almost a decade. I deliberately sabotage and undermine myself because I am convinced of everyone only wanting to hurt me but it's left me SO FUCKING LONELY. Not horny though. I just want a friend but I really, REALLY don't. Kill me, Pete.

Jusging by the packaging and shape, it's probably LSD

>that hole in the bag
nigger wtf are you doing

People say you get a 5 meat pizza. Really all you get is a three or even two meat pizza in different types of pork
Pepperoni ham salami if you're lucky ground beef, steak maybe chicken would be 6. A seven meat pizza would be lamb pork chicken beef horse turkey and maybe MAYBE elk or moose bison or buffalo depending where you live also rattlesnake or alligator.
True 7 meat pizza is amazing.
3 pork derivatives do not make 3 meat.

that's not LSD

autism

>wanting alligator on a pizza

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>Dominos is good now though
No it isn't, all they did is put more fat and garlic on the crust

>pizza hut is the really shitty one
Pizza Hut is the best fast food chain pizza

Dumbass.
That wasn't a hole it was a piece of tobacco

You were so close user

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>Heart attack juice

well fuck you then nigger I hope you overdose

If you're gonna meme you go all in

Asians eat literally anything their metric for flavor is total bullshit and you know it

Pineapple pepperoni

>now
it was always a pizza thread

Ever have it? Alligator and pineapple beats gay ass ham. The trick is application. Don't fucking bake your pizza with the alligator on it. Cook it seperate then put it on. Same goes with buffalo chicken. Also I forgot bacon as a pork derivative
So call a 7 meat pizza what? Ham salami bacon pepperoni sausage(pork) meatballs(pork and beef) ground beef

>No it isn't, all they did is put more fat and garlic on the crust
Yeah and it's better than the cardboard and ketchup they used to have
>Pizza Hut is the best fast food chain pizza
Literally kill you are self

I've eaten alligator before but that shit is too chewy/fishy to put on a pizza
tastes great fried by itself though, just not pizza topping material

mushroom and anchovies

Uh I like cum on my pizza. Fresher and warmer is better, best is when its as hot as the pizza.

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Who the fuck made that dough? It looks like trash.

>that shit is too chewy/fishy to put on a pizza
Spoken like someone who's never had scallop and clam pizza

>Yeah and it's better than the cardboard and ketchup they used to have
I would literally rather have that
I like cheap pizza for cheap pizza, not cheap pizza with an overload of poorly chosen seasonings and an entire stick of butter scraped across the crust with an entire bottle of garlic salt on it

Ham and Pineapple
Fite me

I don't think you could pay me to eat that.

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Have you ever jizzed on your pizza and then eaten it haha, that would be funny

>scallops
yes
>clams
fucking disgusting

Garlic crust, white sauce, chicken, mushrooms. Makes me coom.

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lit af famiglia di giono!

I think you're thinking of papa johns, their dough is soaked through with garlic butter and the whole pizza is like 85% grease, dominos is nothing like that now

Absolutely plebeian, seafood pizza is premium quality and criminally underrated

Pan pizza with onion and jalapeno.
youtube.com/watch?v=8nWGqX8EK6s
I accidentally ordered pineapple and jalapeno once, and it was still good, but I wasn't trying to have spicy-sweet at the time.

>white sauce
>onions and bacon

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You can eat that garbage all you want. More for you.

>cp

>onion and jalapeno.

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I didn't say seafood pizza was bad you illiterate retard, just clams

What's wrong with that as toppings?

Stick with your plain pepperoni kevin, the rest of us will be enjoying actually good food

Actually, critics liked the game more than I did

Barbecue Meatlovers, but take out the bbq sauce and replace it with tomato. Add cheesy crust. This fast food pizza is my fav.

Otherwise it's traditional Italian pizzas with prosciutto.

What's wrong with clams you tastelet

It's got to be cubed and cooked small. Based. Also fried cod and(not fried) lobster on a white sauce with heavy lemon juice is top tier. People just don't know about pizza man. So sad. Kids will be like
>anchovies
Try fresh caught filleted perch and tomato with Trenton style (cheese on the bottom sauce on the top) with stuffed mozz crust if you want homestyle goodness.

>eating an entire lumpy chewy organism when you could have glorious scallops
Every other shellfish is disgusting, I don't understand how anyone can palate eating a glob of organs
Scallops are just like a nice clean piece of meat and it tastes better than clams and mussels anyways

>fried cod and(not fried) lobster on a white sauce with heavy lemon juice
Holy shit dude

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so 7 meat pizza isn't really 7 meats? wtf i hate pizza now

Clams are literally just a chewy little nugget of meat and scallops are exactly the same kind of meat what the fuck are you on about you baboon, this is the most baffling thing I've ever heard in my fucking life

Did she make it while naked?

>no pineapple at all
terrible

Are you retarded? With scallops you only eat the muscle meat part (like with typical non-shellfish meat) and with clams and mussels you eat the entire thing.
Have you never actually cooked shellfish before?

Scallops, clams, and mussles are all filter feeders. You're literally eating detritus from the ocean floor when you eat any of those.

A pizza without at least some meat is not a pizza it's just cheesy bread.

Have you never actually seen or eaten a clam before? Why are you so up in arms about something you obviously know nothing about?

I'm eating a steak with bacon and that pizza makes me hungry

Critics liked it just fine and it's been a bestseller for 5 months.

Buffalo chicken.
Then dipped in bleu cheese.
Heaven.

I really do not care user, you can use the same logic to make literally any food sound bad

>no counter argument
Thanks for admitting you were wrong!
You don't even know the basic anatomy of the food you're talking about

it's crystal meth, pretty sure
or molly / speed / some-fucking-bathtub-hick absolute garbage tier shit

they have good nutrition, zinc deficient foodlet

Debatable. Clams yes are truly horrible when you consider it but usually so drunk it doesn't matter. Think I've eaten close to 70 in one sitting but i am a small man when it comes to clams. I'll agree scallops are infact god tier but I mean fried clams aren't too bad. I've seen people eat calamari wrong, trying to chew the whole tentacle instead of buying the back of it. If you don't know what you're eating or how to eat it you can be fucked
Pro tip
Eat it like an orange the suckers being the rind. Or youll be chewing for a very long time. And it will be unpleasant

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There's no argument to be made you absolute spastic, you're just incorrect

I used to think the idea of eating a tentacle was horrifying but I had octopus nigiri sushi rolls for the first time a couple years ago and they honestly weren't bad, super super chewy but still pretty tasty

>gaming on a console, no less a PS4
>playing the snoozefest that KH3 is
Im guessing the color of your skin is brown

I don't know what to tell you, you're the one who's wrong here
Go look it up

>i need something good to happen to me too....
fuck off. go back to twitter, faggot.

This post would probably be right at home on reddit
"Haha nice bro! :D You're in for a good one!"

By this logic all seafood should be inedible as nearly every fish either is or eats filter feeders.

Decent bait, you almost got me bud

So what? I'm sure you've had catfish before and they live their entire lives in thick muddy water

Grilled chicken and onions with alfredo sauce

>What did he mean by this?

Lemme fix that for you, OP.

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It's amazing. Just make sure the meats are proportioned to the size of the pie. A fucking giant chunk of meat throws everything off. One of the rules of a decent pizza.
The bowling alley i go to serves straight up boiled octopus tentacle and everytime i order it someone(it never fails) shoves the whole chunk in their mouth and looks like their chewing gum for 10 minutes before they try swallowing it. I've only seen one person actually choke though
I feel like sushi prepared octoous is a bit more cleaned up than literal plain tentacle. Can't say for sure though not a sushsi fan. Maybe one day I'll try some

I have never. I don't live in the south.

I think it's dumb to give a fuck, but he's right. Scallops are just a chunk of muscle, clams are eaten fully intact with all organs present.

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Thanks for admitting you were wrong!

>haven't had pizza in 6 years
>see this thread
being on a diet is rewarding but cruel

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That pizza looks like shit and KH 3 sucks cock. Who you trying to fool OP?

You guys gotta stop posting food threads in the middle of the night. I’ hungry, I can’t cook and the only pizza place that’s open right now is dominoes which sucks.

kino

Buffalo chicken, mushrooms, pineapple. Weird as fuck but delicious

Lobster too. Hell cod are bottom feeders. Not the same though. Clams and such literally filter water through their body.
They actually use oyster farms to clean polluted bodies of water because of their filtering way of life. Interesting really. Until you realize that's what you're eating. I still eat them though. youtu.be/tOr2iz7WT-g

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They fly all kinds of fish all over the country and drop them into reservoirs so that excuse doesn't work anymore, if you like fish at all there's no reason for you to have not tried most kinds

This but swap Alfredo for honey BBQ sauce (pizza hut). Maybe throw in some jalapenos if you're feeling adventurous

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Damn bro that Knack?

>samefagging to feel more correct
Sad!

Shellfish are fucking revolting creatures in life to be perfectly frank, but in spite of or maybe actually because of that they have some of the most delicious mouthwatering meat of any living creature

I used to get BBQ sauce but I'm not a fan of the taste anymore. Haven't found a place that does honey BBQ sauce

I'm sorry that you are so retarded.

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>literally get proof right in front of your face
>ignore it
>call two posts that are under 30 seconds apart samefagging
It's time to stop posting

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that's a shitty looking pizza

Is it anything like salmon? That was one of the only fish I liked. I never had a white fish I thought was worth writing home about.

I unno man
Rattlesnake is pretty fucking good. If you put chunked chicken then onion then pepper then a piece of rattler on a shishkebab; when you hit the rattler you'll be mighty pleased

Cheese pizza? user why do you hate yourself

You haven't lived until you have made a pizza with wild mushrooms and wild game for toppings. I've also done it with home grown tomatoes and homemade mozzarella, but white flour is beyond my ability.

can confirm, worked at PH for 6 months
>cheese frozen for 6 months at a time
>dough frozen for 18 months at a time
>sauce frozen for some similarly retarded amount of time
>two FAT squirts of high fructose corn syrup under each dough pan for grease
its trash and tastes like shit
if you like pizza hut I spit at you

And that means jack shit kiddo.

>two FAT squirts of high fructose corn syrup under each dough pan for grease
I don't believe you

what's the catch

>implying domino's doesn't do all that shit too
user...

ask an employee, they won't lie to you
maybe but I cannot confirm

>work at pizza place where we make the dough every 2 days and the sauce every morning so I get to actually eat good pizza and not chain trash
Feels good. I would never be able to afford this shit if I didn't work here though.

Catfish I'd at is nothing like any fast moving water fish, trout salmon etc. Its better than bluefish(red but a local catch) not as good as perch and way lower tier than striped bass. Plus they're a Pain in the ass to catch, catfish always eat the hook and they have retarded face Barb's
Still better than disgusting fucking bluefish. Holy shit they are awful.
Eel is good though. Fried eel is toptier

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Looks like shite pizza. But whatever makes you happy, I guess. Hope you're having a great Saturday anons.