All of Yea Forums suddenly gets teleported into OOT's Hyrule Field

the dead of course

every user will race to drink Anju's breasts and eat her puss to stay hydrated

Other anons

i'll reverse bottle adventure and beat the game instantly

this

I start looking for wild Pokemon

We'd likely spread into groups. Link fags having an orgy somewhere in a field. Newfags going to the market or looking for those girls in the porn they jacked off to. Then a group of brave souls running through the game like it's fucking nothing.
Every NPC will be assaulted in some way by either one user or another. It'll be a shitshow but we'd make it through.
I'll be in charge of the Biggoron sword after the timeskip.

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slaughter the Cuccos before they slaughter us, if it's real life psychics they should actually be weaker

And couple dozen of them unzip their pants before he starts.

Real life physics or game physics?

A bunch of good boys line up to sniff mommy Impas tights and crash the game

based

and the real chads will not know what to do because they never played the game

But we have blubber to live off. Euros will die first. Then we'll eat the Euros.

Is this in the child time line or adult? Everyone is pretty fucked if it's the adult.

based.

drink the zora king's sweaty ball water

Think of the Kokiri...

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>user won't let me fuck Nabooru
>when he's done other anons push me aside to fuck her

I would hate it, i'm a weak manlet. you all would just tell me to crawl through the hole while you have fun, wouldn't you?

redpilled and based

no anons would be able to get into the forest though.

>100 anons immediately running towards Lon Lon Ranch
she never stood a chance

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oh shit I can't wait to meet Saria, I always found her cute and funny

Is it literally the 64 version of the field, or is it real-ish life? Can I eat a horse at the ranch, or plants on the ground, and drink Zora-water, or am I unable because they're not 'items'?
Also, only one user can use the master sword, so everyone is fucking sans one anyway, waiting out the undead apocalypse for seven years.

Or we all just fucking bumrush Gannondorf at the castle in childhood timeline and bury him in bodies, lemmings-style.

>one user that shouts "Oh look ! We're in Pokémon Sword & Shield !"
>another user tries to do the bomb slide glitch but explodes in a million fucking pieces
>some are arguing about how OOT is/isn't the best game of all time
>all the rest just fuck every single character possible yes, even animals and monsters
we're basically fucked.

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real talk. our biggest threat is other horny anons killing us so they can have the girls

None of us can time travel because none of us can wield the master sword. Ganondorf comes through with his army and murders us all

this.

We just need to kill Ganondorf when he bows before the king during the beginning of the game. Though if he can become Ganon then we'd probably be slaughtered.

this

running to lon lon ranch and locking the gates

shoot anyone approaching the gates with arrows

i played through ocarina of time without a guide on my phone a few years ago

ive played it too much, don't worry, i've got you guys covered. unless you mean 100%, then it might be a while. but we'll get through it eventually.

>Yea Forums collectively manifests and realizes where they are
>approximately half head directly to kokiri forest to find underage fairy kids
>the rest go to the water temple because they're thirsty
>from there 3 autistic speed runners led by Cosmo kill ganon with a twig

hess all over

I just want to smell Saria's feet

Pre or post time skip? Because if post I'm going to fuck Malon's tits off.

>30 anons rush into the throne room with stolen and improvised weapons
>murder some ambassador from the gerudo
>all get executed for murder, conspiracy and hate crimes
would it be worth it?

Have sex with Malon.

All of us beeline to Dodongo’s Cavern, climbing over the Kakariko gate like an immigrant. Fuck Zelda’s letter.

Kick cuckoo around a few times, infinite poultry supply delivered right to you

>Kokiri forest
>Lon Lon Ranch
>Gerudo Valley
>Fish cunny
>Bombchu girl

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>cosmo
uhhh, its Narcissa now, shitlord

will 100s of anons running a train on cunny malon have an impact on future malon? will she even survive?

I just HESS straight into the temple of time with the 2 other people who know what that means and we DoT skip, leaving all the plebs behind to die

Now there's only 3 of us who have to fight to the death over Zelda's cvirginity

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I'm in camp fuck the bombchu bowling girl
after that I dunno. How do I get money, weapons and food in this world?

Run to Hyrule and warn Zelda about ganon
spend rest of my years fucking gerudo

you guys go do that
I'll go find a like-like

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I'm going to fuck off and live with the Zoras forever, bye

> do we die?
a mob of underaged beat a couple old people to death before the /k/ posters systematically wipe everyone else out and Fortnite dance on their graves

How about instead of just manifesting as ourselves we replace an NPC? I think that would be even more interesting.

You can beat the game before starvation kicks in.

I would just drink the milk while you European herbivores eat grass and each other's ass.

>Now there's only 3 of us who have to fight to the death over Zelda's virginity
You really think there aren't people who would beat you to it by solid snaking through the castle courtyards while you're busy going into whatever terrible future occurs when a bunch of deranged foreigners go about raping everything in sight?

this isn't even hard, 1 non brainlet just needs to get to zelda and tell her about ganon like what happened in the wind waker timeline, then we are free to fuck around

trip the running man.

She already knows about Ganondorf, and there's nothing anyone besides Link can do to stop him

Can we have Minecraft logic here? If so, get supplies together to live out Ganon’s reign in an underground bunker. Underground trees, crops, cows, etc., with enough light level to make it all feasible.

There’s grottos in OOT, so it makes sense.

i don't get it. are you implying americans don't know how to kill chickens?

You can smell them while i fuck her ass and spread her legs, user.

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Burn the lost woods

>some user accidentally lets this fucker out

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>large group of anons decide to embark on a journey for gerudo pussy
>many die crossing the desert
>the ones that make it are cut down before they can even get their dicks out

Kokori don't deficate.

Link is the reason he was able to destroy hyrule though. All we need is one user to tell her not to unseal the sacred realm and he can't do shit

Wait outside of the Kokori forest exit for Link.
Throw a fucking rock at that damn owl dude shut the fuck up jeez.
Run him through the entire game since none of us can wield the sword to change time.

I figure we can fit 75 anons in that little aura the sword makes when its pulled out of the stone. That's more than enough to power Link through the game.

>from there ZFG kills ganon with a twig while upside down in just a frame specific multi-pause part of the screen

ftfy

Whoever incarnated as the female NOCs would have a pretty rough time haha

Since we cant use the master sword. We cant win.

I always wondered how the deku baba's mouth would feel around my dick haha

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makes it a cleaner and more tight hole to fuck

Always thought about stuff like that. I genuinely think someone should recreate certain dungeons from Zelda 1:1, and make it like a big escape room thing. Enemies are portrayed by actors. Which dungeons could be ported from OOT and not kill the person ?

Similar questions to OP come up. I think someone with basic fittness and sword and shield usage could fight against the sword weilding enemies of OOT. They aren't exactly excellent swordsmen. The problem are things like jumps which could kill a steady supply of people unless we found ways around it. Another would be water and lava. Hopefully the adult tunic comes in your sizes or your fucked.

I always wanted a man sized onahole

>MFW this thread has basically turned into Wonderful 101, but in Zelda.

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Enjoy being a Stalfos in the lost woods noob

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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I'm pretty sure all the mass rape, possible murder, attempted invasion of gerudo lands, likely attempted or successful rape of the princess and arson of the kokiri forest would put a bit of a wrench in Ganondorf's plans

I walk back to the forest so I can fuck Saria. Then I head over to the castle and fuck loli Princess Zelda. And so on.

Is it 64 OOT or 3D OOT because one of those is a lot more polygonal and would result in a lot of anons losing their dicks from trying to fuck someone made of super sharp triangles

There's like barely a dozen gerudo in the village
They never stood a chance
Their holes will never be the same

There would be enough white knights to stop them from being raped.

There is no hope, you'll have to make do with their mouths and them sharp teeth.

Well if the game releases us upon completion then yes. If we are forever trapped then...maybe. Depends on what Ganondorf would do to user's during the time skip.

I'd fuck her the second she says hi

Does he stand a chance against a horde of sweaty manchildren, trannies, and twinks?

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bros do you think ganondorf has the ability to read minds via magic? if so what happens if he catches one of the anons and reads their mind to know the entire game plot?

Try to impregnate every girl with my seed

I’M TRYING TO STEAL A TRIANGLE, YOU FUCKS!!!

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there's a point where quantity overpowers quantity
It's just a question of how many anons are willing to be canon fodder and how many actually become canon fodder before he gets taken out

We can't use master sword so only way to win is bumrush and kill ganon in the child timeline

If you're all going on about raping everyone, why not just swearing loyalty to Ganondorf at the very beginning and doing it behind his cause?

At least, like the Lon Lon betrayer, we won't get killed when everything goes south.

>pull up grass for rupees
>buy a sword
>cut grass for more rupees
>repeat until decked out
>buy a lot of milk
>use empty bottles to catch fairys
>mfw infinite cash and life
No need to worry lads I'll solo it in an afternoon then settle down with a nice Zora or Kokiri bride right after I take the triforce for myself

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The trannies would try to join his harem anyway

He'd Dynasty Warrior's everyone's ass.

Not even Ganon would be safe considering all the barafags in here.

Zelda will be turned inside-out by thousands of anons and what is left of her gasping, broken-in gaping body will be crucified within the Market for all to see.

I wouldn't put it past some people to want to fuck ganondorf while the rest are trying to kill/stop him

If real world physics apply, then he would be blown up, along with his entire castle, before he even knows what is going on. After all, for all he knows its just Link he has to worry about. Im sure theres enough trebuchetfags here to make and use them with bombs.

See you fuckers later, I'm going to get some of that fresh Gerudo pussy.

I turn 360 degrees and walk my penis right int Maron

we all get killed trying to complete the water temple and the shadow temple.

>water temple
haha epic, my fellow gamer

I'm personally just going to chill at the fishing pond until the tryhard anons figure out how to fix everything

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So now this thread is a Fire Emblem game where all the units are Yea Forums users?

Fuck, let’s do it.

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Maybe that's why Hyrule Field was so pointlessly empty. Miyamoto knew that everyone ITT would be teleported there at once.

How does the transportation affect things you're carrying? Do you get to keep everything on your person?

>cut to scene with every user bickering about who gets to bang who
>one user stands on a soap box and begins speaking
>"now I know we're all excited to get started living through our favorite game and some anons are already claiming waifus, but we all need to remember one important thing"
>"I'm the only one who brought a gun"

>implying most of Yea Forums know show to swim

>completing temples
>not just getting in good with the royal court and assassinating Ganondorf while he's taking a shit

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If we all organized our efforts we could effectively beat the scenario in about 8 hours. There's thousands of people of differing ability. We could construct our plan and methodically beat all dungeons simultaneously.

God bless you, OP. This is a nice thread to come home to.

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i think most anons will shit themselves after the first ranks get turn into human mcnuggers by that lightning ball attack

without discipline, quality > quantity

>It's fucking hot in south Texas so I'm just sitting in my room naked
Well shit.

>thousands of people rush to king hyrule and tell him ganondorf is a faggot, surrounded by nothing but women in guerdo but no gf
>lynched for homosexuality
>game over

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Instead of all of us being transported at the same time as ourselves, what if we were transported to Hyrule, Pleasantville style by all taking the form of an NPC.

>not starting a tribe with some Lizalfos so you can raid towns and keep yourself safe from the legions of potentially dangerous and schizophrenic anons
>not want lizard-bros in general to hang out with
Come on guys, it’s like you WANT to die

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>blacksmith
>fuck
>make ghetto Hyrule gun
>sell it to Link
>Hyrule saved that afternoon

I'll be honest I do not know how to swim. I'll gladly volunteer for the fire temple or spirit temple to make up for it.

Can't kill cukoos. They just kill you.

Too boring. With the clothes we have+beamed into the field out of fucking nowhere like Mr. Bean=max chaos=max fun.

I wouldn't be able to handle the constant turtle sex noises

Assuming Ganondorf ends up kill via some /k/omandos or whoever, we need to address the elephant in the room: The triforce would then be up for grabs for the first user who can get to it....with countless thousands of anons wanting it for power, for endless pussy/waifus, or other autistic desires. What sort of chaos ensues after?

RIP the anons who become the loli characters.

god i hope i become malon

Knowing what a gun is doesnt mean you know how to build one user.

Unification war all over again.

Will any of us be able to take the master sword? Only the one who completes the three trials on cataclysm's eve can take it so I doubt any of us would qualify unless we elected one user as "The hero" and made sure he got the stones himself. Even then what the fuck would happen during the timeskip? We'd starve waiting seven years for that fucker to come back

Dibs on the master sword

>go to hyrule
>use game knowledge about stuff I shouldn't to get audience with king
>tell him i'm a sage from another timeline/the future who was sent to prevent a great calamity
> say zelda's dream was a warning from the gods
>pray king and hyrule soldiers can kill an unsuspecting ganon

Okay but I get the hylian shield.

>all these edgy ass fucks
you know full damn well you would lose nerve and bitch out.
every single one of you would be one of two places.
in the ally way with the beggers and dogs.
or
dead. Redead if you will.

If it's pre time skip we just go to the castle and tell Zelda to kill ganondorf, problem solved

Muskets arent exactly complex, plus with magic and shit who knows what you could eventually make.

Actually, would there even be a timeskip? Unless the hero was underage b& material he could just take it without the timeskip since he'd be old enough to be the hero

We could after all the rape, try to live in peace at Kakariko too, at least we know it will be safe for seven years or so.

Or this And then live in the ranch raping Malon and working there.

Just build a body wall in front of the Temple of Time. What's a Kokiri sword gonna do against a wall full of sweaty manchildren? Link has no chance.

Link can't get in = Ganondorf doesn't enter the Sacred Realm = Ganondorf doesn't get the Triforce of Power = we saved Hyrule lads

>acquire ocarinas
>everyone already knows sun song and song of storms
>mass meteorological and astronomical chaos
>all of hyrule is drowned, including ganon
>rapidly increasing rotational acceleration of the planet floods the rest of the world, levels all terrain everywhere, and throws the atmosphere into space

This. We could just pick the tallest, chadiest looking guy as the hero and hope he doesn't shit his pants when he has to fight against Ganondorf.

Fair enough but good luck not blowing your hands off with faulty prototypes.

most of the retards die trying to put their dumb ideas into play

another segment isn't going to risk dying and will probably just dick around in hyrule where it's safe, or try something like small minority will probably try to actually play through the game and die

>pick the tallest, chadiest looking guy
>on Yea Forums
We're fucked

If this was the real world? no doubt. But it has the rules of the game and those rules are easily exploited for infinite funds, life, and all kinds of other shit. Hell all we would need is a single speed runner and they could defeat ganon before most of us got our first weapon.

>*cue Wind Waker intro*

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Just because there's only one master sword doesn't mean there's not more regular swords or the halberds the royal guards have

Link made his name killing Pig-like humanoids.

Oh yeah, forgot link was a thing. I think we'd manage to derail his quest by all the rape happening or some autists speedrunning one of the bosses. I don't think we'd be able to complete the game

Then I'm gonna go steal a shield and some bombs. Later, dorks.

You gotta do the trade quest first.

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You don't even need to swim, we just need someone with the blue tunic.

DIBS ON MILA

Juat because you country is inept doesn't mean ours is.

I mean honestly the main goal is to prevent ganon from getting the triforce, we can kill him as long as he doesn't have that. The smartest move is to just go to hyrule and try to talk to the king, failing that tell zelda not to open the sacred realm

Looks like I've got a gilf to meet.

If all of Yea Forums was transported to Wind Waker, I think it'd be safe to assume that would be a fucking disaster.

Yeah but only the master sword can deal the killing blow to ganon. But then again if none of us qualify as the hero and can't take the sword then the sacred realm will never get opened anyway so no ganon

we would probably start a pirate gang

>multiple new islands are made just from bodies of dead anons

90% of those transported would be dumped into the fucking ocean

or when link heads to open we jump him and take the three things and hide them

The funny thing is the biggest threat would be the people who come along with you. any 100 IQ person can "win" by just going to hyrule and convincing the king to execute ganon, or just tell zelda not to open the sacred realm

>All of Yea Forums piling onto Tetra’s ship.
Pretty sure we’d sink.

>stick one under king zoras ass

>dies right away since you are not the Hero reborn
well shit.
this would explain the endless Stalchildren in Hyrule field in OoT.

> a mountain of old jizz and naked anons where once lon lon ranch used to be, malon is presumed to be buried somewhere in there.
So that's why she smells in the go into games machine.

Tetra never stood a chance

Wait for link outside Kokiri Forest.
Infodump the cliffs of the plot to him
Fuck off to Hyrule and wait for him to do the dirty work for me

I thought that was the TP timeline? Wind waker happened because the gods flooded hyrule because ganon came back and there was no hero to stop him since zelda sent him back in time like a retard

OOT Royale when?

>implying you need to be the hero when you have intimate knowledge of how to break the world itself
Stop being so casual user.

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>implying a speed runner would have the physical capabilities, let alone the mental fortitude to actually fight ganon 1v1

Do you have a screencap from that thread?

>that one user that spawns the arwing and dies to it

>most people would be dumped into the ocean and presumably drown
>islands would be horribly overcrowded
>before anybody would even do anything, people would be slaughtered hunger games style
>the entire world would stink of fresh, drowned ocean corpses
>entire islands would be composed of skeletons, flesh, and meat
Sounds like a good idea for some sort of apocalyptic novel.

What would happen to Ganondorf if the door to master sword was never opened? Would he still take over Hyrule anyways?

Why don't we just fuck the evil out of Ganondorf?

>Hyrule field is suddenly inhabited by a bunch of neckbeards
>After confusion and much grief an alliance is formed with a plan to come back to our world by beating the game since that's how these things usually go
>A chunk of Yea Forums ignores this and instead heads towards the kokiri forest chanting "cunny cunny cunny"
>Girly screams are heard in the distance, no one knows if it's them or the kokiri population, no one is eager to check it
>Meanwhile castle town, lon lon ranch and Kakariko village are the prime locations for our plan to work
>A few head towards Zora's domain without realizing all of the octorocks are there waiting for them
>Meanwhile anons who went into castle town start raiding the room with all of the pots for rupees
>A few go into the Happy Mask Shop and strangle the shit out of the Happy Mask Salesman and take his masks
>A few try to go into the Bazaar to beat up the shopkeep and steal the shield but when they realize how huge he is they back down and decide to buy it with rupees.
>The ones over in Lon Lon ranch steal every horse except Epona and flee
>A couple of Anons steal the spears off of the guards and run off before they can catch up
>The ones in Kakariko dig up the grave with the shield
>The rest meet up in Kakariko to gather supplies and to go over game plan

Now armed with spears and 2 shields, Yea Forumsirgins are ready to take on the world

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Took the words out of my mouth.

>some user finds a way to code inject the universe
>fills hyrule field with clones of all the waifus
>fuckfest ensues

BLOOD
OCEAN

hard to interact with the world when you are not the one programed to interact with things.
you are like baby.
you would be nothing another NPC just there to fill the world for Link.your destiny is not your own, even less so in a video game.

Stop thinking in real world terms user, all you have to do is run under his legs and wail on his tail and he's done. Don't even need the Master Sword for that shit.

Well I just spotted the first user to be raped and murdered by some other band of horny Anons.

My theory was that the downfall timeline was just a timeline where link never does anything beyond the deku tree because zelds never had her dream (which was a vision sent from the future) so ganon just resorted to gerudo magic to break into the sacred realm, thus starting alttp

Yep, I did exactly that as well. If I remember correctly, you roll at just the right moment to reduce your hitbox.

Goddamnit, who transported Jim Gordon with us?

kek

>Lon Lon betrayer
Who? What?

HELP WHY IS THE DAY NIGHT CYCLE 1 MINUTE LONG

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Lets all contemplate swsh trees.

Imagine the smell

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>nobody else raping the bombchu bowling girl and taking her supply of bombchus
You guys go on ahead I'll catch up in a bit

real world physics apply though, which means 99% of the posters here wouldn't even be able to manage that before dying

imagine the smell

I don't think there's that many black people and poles here.

And that is why we could easily break it, we are not programmed into the game we are anomalies, we are free from the rules that bound the others and the game wouldn't be able to deal. You really are thinking small time user.

Say's who?

luigi

Based, the only ones who will live are the homo-superior: africans, rusians and latinos.

adults cant get into the kokiri forest though

>(the hook for example works like the one ingame)

Good luck finding an user with the grip strength to hold on to a handle zipping them around at 80mph

Why has nobody suggested helping Ganondorf? Tell him about Demise curse and various timelines and whatnot.

>he immediately gets raped and eaten by the other anons that want the gun to kill grenaldo.

fat floats, user

so is Anju single and ready to mingle

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>Stalfos population increases by the hundreds

better Idea, we kill ganon, with the gun, and take the triforce for ourself

Most likely more than half of Yea Forums would sneak into Hyrule Castle and gang bang Zelda in the castle courtyard.

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Wow I wonder who could be behind this post

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We would all be eaten by the natives of the game as they would realise we are not supposed to be there. youtu.be/7aAY57plRYQ

>I would just drink the milk while you European herbivores eat grass and each other's ass.
Northern europeans consume the most milk in the world though. A big part of americans are lactose intolerant.

then we have to BURN THE ENTIRE FOREST DOWN

Barafags might

Seeing as how none of us would actually be the hero of time and couldn’t really do anything important except hang around in castle town, we’d probably just be there until we all get turned into Redeads or move to Kakariko village

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>bunch of nerds from earth establish a country inside a videogame world
based

fuck you guys im gonna stand on the drawbridge to get the secret shekels and then im gonna drop into hyrule and buy some gerudo hookers

I mean that's possible but I doubt anyone on Yea Forums is going to have the balls to charge someone with a gun. Plus doing that would cause the owner to waste the irreplaceable ammo, if anything the gun would be stolen while the owner sleeps or is preocupied.

>one user says so it's fact
Nah fuck that. Real world rules wouldn't apply to a game world as it's hand crafted.

>A big part of americans are lactose intolerant.
why?

Oooh, I had completely forgotten about that.

sciencealert.com/the-true-story-of-a-man-who-survived-without-any-food-for-382-days
we'd still live for a while without food.

Because genetics.

>thousands of anons are locked up in gerudos valley jailcells

me 4th person from the left.

Are there still load times between areas?

>implying everyone on Yea Forums can go into games

Those are the nonwhites

Yes, it's called "walking multiple miles on foot"

No. I mean when you walk past the bridge of Hyrule castle down do you get a loading screen

>getting caught was part of my plan
hehehe

Knowing this place somebody will try and fuck a redead, leading to their untimely death

user, it's more likely that your dick isn't going to be the only thing entering it.

Or we find out redeads are fantastic lovers.

>user REEEEs, causing the redead to get paralyzed

No no, you don't understand. All of the hundreds of faggots who want to fuck ganon will race to the castle and he won't stand a chance. At the very least, he'd get AIDS or something.

Ganon leaves hyrule forever in disgust of what we manage to turn it into.

Fuck all of yall I'm just going to hang out with the Zora in their comfy cave.

>fucking a corpse
You can just do that in the real world. There's far more exotic things in OoT to put your dick into.

Came here to make sure this was posted.

My god i would sail to dragon roost right away.

>Main strategy was to get the shield guys to aggro while the rest stab the shit out of any unlucky son of a bitch comes across our way with the spears
>We figure with most people having played OOT in the past, so taking on the dungeons should be a lot easier despite our handicap of not being the hero of time
>It's pointed out that we don't actually have to fight the dungeons or Ganondorf at all and can instead just tell the princess what's going to happen if Ganondorf is allowed free roam.
>Now we have to infiltrate the castle and speak to Zelda and undo the future that is Ganon
>Luckily all of the guards have poor eyesight and we can just walk up the hill right in front of them
>After climbing over the rocks, swimming through the moat and throwing Mario into it we're one step closer to the entrance
>A few heave ho's later we jump from the boxes and into the little fountain drain thing and enter the garden
>The garden was relatively easy, since they have regular patterns and poor eyesight it was simple to bypass them
>Finally the castle courtyard
>Zelda is there waiting
>We can end this and set a speedrun too, fuckin nice
>She turns around to face us
>She questions who we are, why we're here and how we bypassed the guards
>We explain that we were transported here and are there to warn her about Ganondorf
>She explains that she was shown a dream of somebody else entirely and she doesn't trust us considering in her eyes she sees a bunch of out of breath neckbeards without the spiritual stone of the forest and starts to call the guards
>fuck fuck fuck fuck it
>Immediately start demanding the ocarina of time
>She refuses
>Beat the absolute shit out of her and take it from her
>RAPE

why do I have the idea that somebody might try to fuck a cucco and kill us all

desu seeing as you can find all the npcs elsewhere, who was really turned into a redead?

I might get splinters but I know I'd fuck a Deku in the nose/mouth hole.

Yea Forums x the entirety of hyrule fanfic when?

Can we go outside the playable area of OOT to explore the rest of Hyrule?

This speedrun is already off to a bad start if the princess is already beaten up and raped before the villain so much as makes an appearance.

>fucking a deku scrub while he shoots nuts at your nuts.

>ywn feel your cock plunge into maple-smelling sap when you take initiative.

Maybe I'll ally with ganondorf.

>build a gun
>no gunpowder
>no sulphur mine
>no saltpeter
>no nitric acid
ganny boi can handle a gun looking stick EZ

do we all get link's basic equipment? If so then half us us immediately die like the cornucopia in the hunger games

Every user should be given a fairy

Nigger Lon Lon Ranch is right next to us. We got beef, milk, and horse.

Yea Forums would be torn apart by the stalchilds come nightfall

There's bombs, dumbass.
They literally grow off the ground, just open one up and make as many gunpowder weapons as you want.

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The gorons have that shit
There:s bombs nigga

what if every user became a fairy

like 4 cows and horses, how long would they reasonably last against 100 of Yea Forums posters

I would immediately fuck a deku baba. That long tongue can do wonders.

I shall, with Saria, you can watch if you want.

Correct me if I'm missing something but couldn't Ganondorf massacre us easily even then?

leave the area and come back

>Link wakes up with hundreds of fairies yelling at him to fuck Saria

You retards can do whatever the fuck you want, I'll be time traveling to the comfier era.

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This is a terrible, terrible idea.
More like stalcunny.

That depends. How many Harvest Moon masters are here?

I will befriend the Gorons before everyone else and have them protect me when i need them to.

The anons would fuck their fairies

I can play the game without dying once but I would for sure fucking die because I'm a weak ass pussy irl

I go fuck either Malon or a Gerudo

Most of Yea Forums would get killed trying to get through the fucking Deku Tree dungeon, Hyrule is not going to magically get devastated that fast.

I'd be willing to bet the current median age on Yea Forums is under age seeing all the stupid shit they get roped into, so they could make it into the forest.

Nope, you gotta stay in the field and deal with 90's hardware limitations. Cope, zoomie.

It'd be much simpler if we were transported to the Hyrule Warriors world.

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OoT fairies are balls of light

A lot but they're either effeminate males or trannies so they are raped to death before the first harvest.

I bet it would tingle if you put the tip of your cock against it.

Don't worry user, I will keep Yea Forums well feed with my harvest skills

>that one athletic fucker who runs over to kite the peahat towards the mob of neckbeards shuffling around on Hyrule field

This is the new villain timeline

youre there in real life so anyone that played baseball is already gonna be far superior to some speed runner just because they can swing a sword around better

>it's an user tries to enter the debug menu through the crooked cartridge trick by pushing against a wall episode

is that where he got the name from?

Damn this sounds so cool.
I think I'd also like to explore this for the other Zelda games, particularly BotW and Twilight Princess because of their scale.

Skyward Sword everyone ends up on the surface beneath the clouds.

>helping the Jewrudo
"no"

I feel like it would take long enough for Yea Forums to save the world that we would have plenty of time to build muscle and train. Link isnt especially tough or strong, hes a fucking child for half the game.

It's not like there are tons of hunters in America or anything...

Ganondorf is a terrible ruler whose lust for power does not offer anything of value to those who serve him.

I wanna wife a gerudo.

>what happens

Go straight to Lon Lon Ranch and fuck Romani.

>a bunch of anons break into the Forest Temple
>just to shout EH REH continuously

>Turned into ReDeads
The redeads are made by magic, they're not zombies of people. The people all evacuated.
Source: Melee Redead Trophy

bomb-grade gunpowder is NOT gun-grade gunpowder
there's a reason bombs were invented centuries before guns. you need super regular black powder for anything more complex than "exploding into a big mess is the success state".

>Anons start circlejerking into a bottle with a fairy inside to hotglue it until the bottle is full.
>The other fairies watch in horror.
>the powers from the great fairies become unattainable
>The one user actually doing the quests fucking dies when the fairies refuse to heal his ass.

THAT WAS YOU??!

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this is glorious

I would want to go and fuck a Gerudo
But how the fuck is anybody going across that bridge? The hookshot will fuck your arm out of your socket, and no horse could actually make that jump.

They don't even know what guns or bows are because they're not allowed to have them

an user ladder

Build a bridge out of trees with the 1000 anons who want to do the same thing?

Cucco jump you fag

Epona could probably do it, as she could in-game, you just have to wait seven years somewhere and steal her before Link and Gannondorf.

>go to Happy Mask store
>buy Zora mask
>swim to Zora's Domain for hot Zora dickings

>zip to Kokri Forest
>make sweet sensual love to all the eternal lolis, melting their brains in pleasure with my adult human COCK
>beat up Milo
>marry Saria and keep the rest of the lolis as my loli harem

have fun with your gay temples and your "Mister Whore" and shit

>nightfall happens in a minute
>we get raped by stalchilds

are we talking about america or europe

sorry bro I already lit the forest on fire

how about getting a job?

half of the board would head straight to lon lon ranch to rape midna. the other half would go off and rape some zoras and gerudos. then that really freaky 10% would go and get assfucked by gorons.

Nah fuck dat, is there a welfare agency in Hyrule?

>what happens?
Wonder how we got into the Pokemon Sword and Shield world.

Imagine the sight and the Gerudos’ bewilderment.

Guys guys guys, jabu jabu or Water Temple infiltration?

Going to the fishing pond to do the fishing rod glitch get me some cool black gauntlets

Can't we all storm Hyrule Castle with Deku Sticks and beat Ganondorf to death?

Ganon's Hyrule is entirely ancap.

>Dropped in hyrule field
>Get murdered by fuckhuge peahats

I tame Jabu jabu to ram himself into the water temple and destory it

You're not even allowed to have bows in the same room as you for self defense, you're not even allowed to hunt with them in the UK.

And Malon.

I want to climb inside a like-like!~

I go and sit right next to king zora, so all of hyrule drinks from our teabag water.

>everyone's busy trying to find children to rape
>while I just casually saunter up to epona in the stall and get the most prime pussy in all of hyrule

Kokiri forest is just a containment zone desu

Now what if it was Termina?

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Fuck everyone within three days and repeat.

Based and horsepussy pilled. Every image I want to post with this reply would get me banned so just imagine epona lying on her side with bedroom eyes and a dripping pussy.

Create an user ladder to the moon.

needless to sat anju won't end up with a happy marriage

Hopefully, One Punch Man comes with us, and we just tell him to punch the moon.

well then you'll just need to take their place
gimmie yo asshole white boi bitch
you get to be the harem. i already have a wife.

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threesome with Romani and Cremia

>It's illegal to defend yourself with anything in the UK
No wonder you guys are such fucking cucks

you'll just find me
chilling in zora's domain
frozen or not
better yet just meditating in the ice cavern in the back
whatever
ill just have my peace and quiet at all times
youre all welcome to join

Forced fish paizuri. Then I'll go hide in some hidden bomb hole until someone else beats the game.

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I want to smoke a hookah with you.

Fucking tag team the mask salesmen and take all his masks

Then it'll be Yea Forums Jojo Team vs /r9k/

can i fuck the ice wolfos?

fucking kek

>user meditating
>Total silence and tranquility
>"b--- f-re b--- f-re"
>Something is faintly heard echoing in the cavern
>It starts to get louder
>Suddenly a thousand anons raid the cavern screaming
>"BLUE FIRE BLUE FIRE BLUE FIRE"

317 (You)s

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i would just fuck malon and drink milk all day.

After reading this thread I want a full dive vr OOT multiplayer remake with more than I want a SOA type game. We need to pitch this to an eccentric billionaire.

>None of these anons have a career or vision in mind

I'd apply to become a fire dancer so I could style on wannabe heroes, and shoot fire.

"finally I'm in games machine"

You'd have to wait for 7 years until she becomes an adult, how would you survive that long?

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I think most people have the assumption that we will be returned when someone finally finishes the game.

DRAWFAGS, GET IN HERE!

It's really sweet that you think he would wait for her to grow up.

who needs a career when the world descends into rape-filled anarchy?

All the underages get raped

I'd just let Link save Hyrule. He's the chosen hero, not me.

>try to run across field
>die from exhaustion
Fug

If it has a mouth it has an asshole dont be stupid

Some of those bomb holes have water in them. And beetles.

I will eat all of the fucking grass in Hyrule field and there is nothing any of you can do to stop me

>tfw writefag
>every time one of these threads inspires me to write something it ends up being finished long after 404 and I never get to post it
I hate being an unoriginal hack.

>after we get back, board quality increases to 2006 levels again because all the underageb&ns not so tough after being raped.
>no one shitposts with tranny, pepes, onions, or wojaks ever again because they're all to ashamed.
Best thing to ever happen to this board desu.

I would kill Link so this guy feels stupid.

This already happened.
OoT online threads lasted for like 2 days you fagets

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>3/4 of us turn into stalfos in the Lost Woods
>the other 1/4 have to kill them and we're reduced to ~a dozen on the first day

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>90% of the thread is assuming we replace link
I would totally help child link and spend 7 years training to be able to fight with him. Would be better than my current life.

>being surrounded by hot zora men and letting them relieve their swollen, slimy, red cocks by having them fuck you and jack you off

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I feel like there would be a rush into Hyrule and Lon Lon for all the horny weebs to rape their waifus

>continuing from last thread that closed
it's not hard user, just start a new thread.

You're damn right

>Only one user can go back in time.
>The rest are doomed

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The fat dog lady is mine. I call dibs.

Why does everyone assume Yea Forums is filled with rapists or even people physically capable of raping someone?

>all the true chads brave the river to Zora's Domain

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Not even going to skim through this thread to see what's been mentioned already, what's happened/ etc.
I go and FUCK adult Ruto.

I would go to the entrance of LonLon and hold the line defending my waifu against you cucks

that's the point

>not fucking the lizalfos

How would you know how difficult it is to rape someone?

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It's too late, I will have already defiled her.

Waiting for this to be posted.

>yfw anons usurp the kindom of hyrule and form a roman-esque senate

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>"You shoulda seen it... this one user tried to bar the entrance to lon lon"
>"He didn't last a second he was torn to shreds in a few moments, literally torn to shreds, it was like a giant blender hit him, pieces of flesh and clothing flew through the air while a hundred anons went right thru him-"
>"The real fucked up part? they didn't even use their hands, I don't know how, but they did it with their mouths and dicks like a fucked up version of the critteball. man that whole hyrule debacle, we saw some crazy shit"

id pull out my phone and see if there are any PokeStops nearby.

You guys are assuming Hyrule has no legal system or military. The unarmed hordes of rapist anons would be slaughtered before they'd get to more than a few people.

I'm going to speedrun finding and molesting Malon while you nerds save the world or whatever gay shit

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Are you kidding? Even at 12 he had the strength of a roided out gigga nigga super soldier
The problem with that is, at the end of OoT when Link gets sent back as a child, the main reason why he'd get taken seriously by the royal family, and not as some random kid, is because he literally had a piece of the triforce in his hand as proof

>Yea Forums
>Senate

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I'll gladly do all of the other temples alone if it means I don't have to touch the Shadow Temple.

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If hyrule had enforced law and a potent military then howcome one nigger could turn their capital into a barren zombie place?

>assuming sheer quantity isn't enough to completely overthrow the law force

STOP THIS

NOBODY WANTS THIS THREAD TO 404

Everyone would ultimately end up dead.

>The insane heat from the Fire Temple's lava rooms would kill any normal human, like being in a giant oven, even if someone has the Fire Tunic that's only one person who lives
>No one would be able to make it into Bongo Bongo's boss arena without either being severely injured or killed from the fall
>Ganon is impossible to defeat since no one can pull out the Master Sword

unarmed, untrained, out of shape, also autistic hordes of virgins aren't going to do anything to a professional army.

because he's a magic nigger.

user, there's thousands of us. Maybe even 10,000 or more. How many NPCs are in the whole game? Less than 100.

>anons party up with Dorf during the timeskip to rape Hyrule
He could give us cool Iron Knuckle powers

>professional army
They're canon cowards and utterly incompetent.
And there's like 10 of them total.

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

Why didn't link use the ocarina of time and go further back in time and kill baby Ganon??

What a gaping plothole, what a stupid series

the sheer number of anons would just crash the game and we would all cease to exist

Calm down fag if I wanted this thread to 404 I would start dumping all my loli malon folder

That is a possibility.

Thousands of autistic virgins just throwing bricks at people would still do more damage than you think.

I would just do what Meditating Ice Cavern bro would do. Just relax and take it the atmosphere and hang out. It's not everyday one gets to go to Hyrule. I'd visit every single dumb touristy spot.

>Anybody know if the bean guy sells weed?

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Kek

Hell, just 10,000 landing on the field might make Ganon second-guess his plans. And then the others have no fucking clue why we’re suddenly geeking put like we’re in heaven.

Hey man, in our tribe, anything goes.

How would the 7 year time skip work? Like after the time skip would like 1/3 of the boomer die of old age/become too old to fight?

kill him before he becomes king of evil

>implying there aren't enough of us to pile on each other until we build a pillar between Termina and the moon
Giants ain't got shit on us

>everyone gets teleported
>eventually work together and start going through the game
>many don't make it, but about half survive
>think they're going home
>teleported to termina
>have to beat all 3d Zeldas to get home

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Someone start making screens of this.

This is good shit.

Well if they're morbid dying at 30-37 from a heart attack during those years seems plausible.

Yea Forums is mostly 15 year old redditors, probably too scrawny to hold a sword. The vast majority would be fucked

They don't know how to deal with autism. Have you ever seen an autistic person in Hyrule?

>Anons that don't want to leave start joining the villains in each game
Get fucked Marchefags we staying.

There is literally nothing they can do. We win through sheer numbers. We can have the Deku Stick unit HESS through their offensive lines while the siege unit bomb hovers over their fortifications. Maybe have some assasins wrong warp to their generals' location. In a week, or maybe less, the whole Hylian force will be routed.

>anons kill themselves instead of having to complete Skyward Sword

>Wind waker
>Way too many anons to be boarded on Tetra’s ship alone.
>Outset island completely deforested and every house and shed cannibalized to make more ships.

Are we the bad guys, bros?

Yeah his name's Link

Oh shit what happens when we get to WW? Does anyone how to swim or sail?

>It quickly descends into a full on war between the Anons who want to stay and the ones who want to GTFO

We can tie the Americans together and float across the Great Sea.

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>BOTW
>1 madman mounts a guardian and rides it into battle like a rodeo.

>Does anyone how to swim

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Ok, but what do we eat? If Hyrule only has 100 NPCs, it won't have enough food to sustain us.

>1 madman mounts a guardian
>and fucks it
FTFY

I'm gonna make a beeline to Beedles shop boat and just replace him.

>there is no time skip
>theres an actual fucking war filling the time until Link kills Ganondorf

In all this thread, somehow this comment is the most horrifying.

Holy shit this thread is gold.

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I wonder what cooked skulltula tastes like?

I mean, they ARE respawnable.

All of you would instantly get minced by those flying pineapples with rotating blades

What's wrong, user?

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Yeah but if nobody pulls the sword ganon can't get the triforce anyway

Not to mention none of us are hylian and we all (unless you're a mondo faggot) have rounded ears
We could lie and say we're from the sacred realm or something.

Only the ones that try to fuck it.

Sounds like a lot of walking in and out of specific areas just so they respawn.

Deku Nuts or bottled fish brought to us from the Zora's Domain liberators. If need be, we can even use the Zoras as food supply in case of shortage.

>Starts swimming the 10 feet offshore
>ship sets sail for the next island on the route
>swim through storm
>nearly dead by the time you finally climb on
>walk in on Beedle browsing Yea Forums on his Switch.

All I need is to trip a lardass and I'll be perfectly fine.

There's an infinite amount of fuckhuge fish at the fishing minigame.
I bet the other shops and minigames have a lot of goodies too.

>Anons become responsible for Hyrule's first genocide
The truth is we were the bad guys all along.

Not that that was a secret to any of us really.
If anything it was hyrule that had no chance of knowing or coping with the user horde.

I'm making piss bombs to kill jobberdorf and be named god of the world

m.youtube.com/watch?v=BtEC3pNEMhY

Someone make an edit of this to fit the thread.

>canon cowards
>that one guy in the back alley that you can only talk to after Zelda gets kidnapped but before timeskip that heroically sacrificed his life to protect her

it's almost like none of you have even played the game

10 brave, well-equipped soldiers would easily slaughter 1000 obese, stupid, incapable, horny, uncoordinated (both personally and as a group) virgin zoomers with tiny errections that have obviously never unfamiliar with playing the game, only watching internet streamers do glitch-runs

and there's at least 30 soldiers in Hyrule Castle+Castle Town alone you dumb bitch

You better be fast at running if you want to beat everyone else to the punch.

I'd convince all the girls the anons are going after in the game that I'm there to help save them from the user hordes so I can gain their trust and keep them all for myself.

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you'd better be a fast runner, nigga

You're really getting invested in these soldiers user, is it a slow day at the castle?

Run to the Lost Woods in hope of becoming a Skull Kid so we end up in the better Zelda game, Majora's Mask.

I know of an user that will get rekt as soon as we all get there.
And it won't be by the soldiers.

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>putting so much faith on people who can't even stop a child from going into Zelda's chamber
Face it, user. We win.

The elephant in the room: How do the goddesses react, or deal with the situation if at all.

They'd probably start the plot of Wind Waker as soon as the raping begins.

Instant Wind Waker.

Join in

Anons find a way to rape them too.

Drown all of Hyrule

wouldn't everybody but the zora die in that case?
If we didn't have time to get to safety, the hylians wouldn't either.

I wonder if Uncle Nando would be cool to hang out with, he must get pretty bored hanging out with skeletons and dumb monsters all the time.

Oh shit, this most likely will be the case, goodbye my farming life at Lon Lon Ranch.

You didn't play Wind Waker. Not all of Hyrule is below sea level.

We'd just get zora Link, Zelda and Ganon from then on.

Are you suggesting we and the lads go for a cheeky Nando's

Yeah, duh, but if it's sudden the hylians aren't going to have time to get to high ground.
And even if they did, we'd probably crowd them out.

I HAVE THE POWER OF VIDYA AND GODDESSES ON MY SIDE

>not seeing some of the threads posted here
but yeah with high enough numbers even a bunch of sweaty neckbeards can rape someone

>1 minute long day cycle
>go to sleep
>age multiple years
we all die of old age before making it to any particular location with our fat out of shape asses trying to run

Nope.
>shiiiiiiiiiiiiet

Oh god, I never considered the level of mutt we'd be reaching by raping the Hyruleans

First thing to do is locate and murder the tripfaggots. That way, they don't attentionwhore and get in everybody's way.

Kakariko village survives the flooding.

>If real world physics apply, then he would be blown up, along with his entire castle, before he even knows what is going on.

Did you retards miss the part where Ganondorf is a literal strong as fuck warlord? One swing of his sword and 10 autistic Yea Forums trancels would lie in the ground sliced in half just like that.

Would everything look like N64 graphics? Would we be N64 graphics? Or just real people in a low detail world? If I peed would it look like OoT water or real world liquid? Can I convince Hylians it's a special potion and sell it?

fried food*

>Get in everyone’s way.

You can forget about that, user. It’s literally thousands of us.

Okay, so it'd just be little seed niggas, gorons, and zora
rip hylians

>That comfy feeling you get when you finally get into a Yea Forums thread worthy of all the stories you’ve been hearing about.

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>half the thread is talking about gangraping poor npc's
no we're definitely the good guys

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gb

I guess you didn't play Ocarina either, Kakariko is a Hylian/Sheikah town.
Just to cut to the chase, here's who survives in WW
>Hylians are around
>Zora were deemed too good in water world so they became Rito
>somehow some Gerudo ladies are knockin about doing pirate things
>there's like a single Goron traider
>Kokiri turn into Koroks

No shit, Captain Obvious.

>MFW military trained desert warrior. Fuck off straight into Gerudo desert and leave Hyrule.

you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

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Welp sounds like you have the honor of dealing with the Spirit Temple then. That's one down.

actually never mind about the Gerudo, I was thinking Majora's Mask. It's really late here.
Can't spell trader either.

We're fucked. We fall to infighting almost immediately, even if Yea Forums attempts to zerg rush the temples, we're all gonna die horribly and probably prevent Link from doing it by getting in the way. Every NPC is probably going to be raped, too. Fuck all of that.

This is the right idea. I'm getting the fuck out of dodge. I'll probably just quisling it the fuck up and build guns for Ganondorf. My skillset is actually useful unlike all the neets who are going to be murderfucking each other and everything around them.

Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

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>Hyrule lived in harmony
>But then the Yea Forums nation attacked

Oh god just imagine the few that make it past OoT, MM, and WW fighting to the death over who gets to fuck Midna. I would hope by that point they would learn to share.

Are we going to get a new thread? Hopefully for a different game.

We'd be fucked if TP happened. What's stopping us from getting fucked by the darkness?

>what if Yea Forums was transported into Street Fighter
Hard mode: no running a train on Chunners

Let's hope there's some furryfags to run through those parts of the game.

our autism

I've got a new thread ready to go. Should I post it now, or wait?

wait for page 10 at least

Oh fuck what's going to happen in Links Awakening? We're not going to be able to beat the fucking caterpillar boss

>Gets severed in half

>Twilight Princess
>Anons can finally go to that time-travel door in the Sacred Grove and enter it from the other side.
>Put on a cloak to make yourself look mysterious and fuck with your fellow Anons back when they were still doing Ocarina of Time.

>But we wuz just protecting our country!
>He was going to ruin Hyrule!
ohboi.jpg

Absolute scenes when Zant shows up and fucks everyone

Does that make Zant Thanos?

...

>you get stuck in the half that have to continue on playing the game

God dammit, I was making a new thread already.

gotta be faster than that.

This one is not dead yet

what's stopping imp Midna from enslaving me as her bitch husband and doing anything she wants to me at any time, including savage abuse and constant rape?

she can use shadow magic to give herself a futacock this is canon

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