The matrix is real and you've been forced to live inside a game world/environment for the rest of your life

Flight Simulator

Pokemon if I am reverted back to a 12 year old boy
Probably TES if not.

Unironically the world of Dragon Quest 8.

Jessica has been my only vidya crush since I was like 10

Pokemon.

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fuck off n'wah, we are full

4 elements trainer

>Full

Kek, Morrowind is desolate pile of steaming shite by the time of skyrim, it needs all the n'wahs it can get

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you want to live inside one?

oh god yes

Elder Scrolls. With my knowledge of the lore (and my personal thought patterns) I'd auto-CHIM on arrival, and I can amaranth my way home if I get bored.

Probably Deus Ex, or Red Faction.

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go on user, you can't just throw out a hot take like that and not elaborate

>he wants to live in the world of deus ex
just wait a few years and you'll get your cyber dystopia

How did nintendo get away with such a design?
>87.5/12.5 male to female ratio
what were they thinking

Any fantasy setting where high int gives you mana and magics.
Just tumbling through elementary school puts you as one of the smartest people in a medieval setting where people can't write or keep track of their own age.

lel don't bully someone who don't know what they're talking about

all we need are female khajiit sex slaves

>implying they would turn down my imperial dollarydoos

elfcucks seething

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It'll never happen. I'd probably settle for No Mans Sky as well, assuming Earth still exists in it.

are Pokemon just made out of smaller Pokemon?

Final fantasy XI.

Adventuring as a low level White mage would be the comfiest thing of all time.

pokemon
duh

>implying dungmer aren't the slaves now

kek

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Animal Crossing (New Horizons island looks comfy)

Dumb MK supporters
His wife is a slut who sold nudes of herself to posters on the old Bethesda forums

OP post is literally the setting of No Man's Sky

Monster Girl Quest.

>step on the wrong shrub or touch a tree aggressively and you make elementals super assblasted and they send an army of morbols to rape you to death
Sounds fun

goddamn hoodlum pirates always flying their planes so close to the buildings

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post yfw you're not an ashfaggot

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why couldn't you become the Lord of one of the cities in Oblivion? like the Count of Kvatch after completing the main quest and then report to speak with Chancellor Ocato once a week in the capital

Pokemon world is ltierally just the normal world but idealized.
>Free healthcare
>World is so safe that 10 year olds just run around their country (and sometimes others) for fun
>Terrorists are so moralistic that they stop trying to destroy the world if they lose in a fight to a 10 year old

Maybe Witcher universe. It would be shit but I'd fuck all the elves before I die

I would LOVE to be a Witcher and spend my days doing monster contracts.

Days Gone. Killin zombies, low competition when it comes to relationships, comfy bike rides w/o speed limits, military/secret gov't grade drugs scattered around, have a friend who works in said secret gov't operation to get me more secret gov't things.
Living the dream

What? Being a Witcher seems fucking awful, fighting those monsters would be fucking terrifying. And you wouldn't be geralt.

>free healthcare
>a bottle of water is $200

CHEYDINHAL

unironically Halo

It's 200 pokedollars, which is yen.
$1.50-$2 for fancy bottled water is "normal"

Quoted here, read about the Aristotle's Four Causes.

>he wants to live in a world where is losing the fight
But why?

I like how half the fates in The Shroud have descriptions going like
>some dumb fuck did (insert trivial thing) and now the elementals are fucking pissed!

get out of here, outlander

None of them. No game is a perfect imitation that meets the needs of a human. Too rigid, inflexible, unable to change and give the player enough to believe they exist in world.

>inflation is so high that 200 yen = $2
Sounds like hell, at least you have free healthcare to perpetuate your animal fighting though.

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Based

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I'm not the outlander here mate

I just gave a range mate, it's been like this for ages

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that's how real life yen works
send your complaints to japan

>living inside a text adventure
you really must like reading huh

Live in Guy/Ryu's level from Street Fighter Alpha, where it's always the mid-1990s.

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>all those 10 year olds running around in the forest alone

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So innocent and pure. If you told them you had pokemon inside your van and basement they would believe you.

yen isn't decimalised, so just pretend one yen is the equivalent one penny and it makes sense

persona so I can meet Naoto

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>losing

>I sure would love to live in a setting with no electricity, medicine or running water

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magic is a good trade off

idk some porn game or whatever

Friend sometime after halo 5, we will eradicate the religious fanatics

not op but
>>I sure would love to live in a setting with no electricity, medicine or running water
>world has healing magic
>there is medicine and even super medicine
>literally a cure for everything
>>>>>no electricity
>can use thunder/lightning magic or just use massive IQ from magic to teleport back to normal earth anyday
>no running water
isn't there sinks and baths with faucets?

HHS+...

Whatever world has the magic or technology to turn me into a girl.

Witcher 3. Toussaint

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pokemon

Pokemon. Nothing bad ever happens and every woman in the world is top shelf.

the starter gender ratio will always be one of the weirder choices GF has ever made. Like i get that they figured the little boys who played pokemon would prefer a male starter, but it seems like once they added the "are you a girl" character option they should've just made the 87.5% gender ratio only apply to the pokemon you get from the professor and it should've been 87.5% chance to get (player character's gender) pokemon.

Spend my days drinking wine and get a cute vampire GF to suck my blood while we have sex.

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youtube.com/watch?v=5bfseWNmlds

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Swadia

>go to sleep
>wake up
>you're here

i'mfinallyfuckinghomeboys.jpg

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Rune factory world seems pretty nice. You can choose to go on adventures and everyone is super friendly. also there are plenty of cute girls who will put out as long as you talk to them every day and keep giving them the same flower you have a million of.

S K I N G R A D
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superior tastes

Goldenrod City
youtube.com/watch?v=S1-VyHIx_SY

Pokemon
>Spend a few years knocking down literally every Pokemon League in the world to acquire fame and wealth
>Retire to my villa in Sinnoh and spend the rest of my days with my wife Gardevoir

Stalker. I want to be comfy with my bros while risking my ass getting nuked my anomalies just to make 2 bucks an hour to afford sausages for lunch

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oh fuck thats so wrong

>all these people wanting to live in the Pokemon world
You don't need to imagine. Someone on Yea Forums or /vp/ is making an unofficial Pokemon VR game. Sole reason behind it is furfaggotry but you get what you get

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spyro universe, easy

>lots of portals to new worlds
>comfy homeworlds
>safe, kid violence
>cute ladies with foreign accents

Based

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>inb4 hipster pixelshit
Mock me all you want, but I had a loving wife, two kids, a dog, a home, a large plot of land, was fully self-sufficient, was a welcomed and loved member of a close-knit community...

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I'd be an autistic dunmer Telvanni mage chilling in Tel Ulvirith, occasionally plundering a dwemer ruin or daedric shrine

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I'm already living that reality with ur mum

fuck fur faggots i want to live in the pokemon world because of all the hot babes. living in a simulated reality is not the same as VR.

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>everything is “expensive”
>what is inflation

>hipster pixelshit

literally the JP games use 円, so it's meant to be this way.

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so youre a trumptard racist...got it

200 yen is less than 2 dollars, you retarded nigger

desu some fantasy medieval timeperiod like tes/witcher and just live the comfy self sufficient peasant life on a farm somewhere, you know?

>$1.50-$2 for fancy bottled water is "normal"
it is in America as well...

Yes.

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The pokemon ARE the hot babes.

Swapping our mums really was a good deal.

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and you are a fucking pervert

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I'm a mother lover
you're a mother lover
we should fuck each other's mothers(fuck each other's moms!!)

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Come on senpai, Lopunny is basically begging for it.

>user posts this
>immediately abandoned the thread
classic

half-life 2 so i can fight against the combine and finally see how it all ends

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Congrats user, now you have 5 whopping INT.
Now you only need to spend 50 years studying the art of magic to gain the extra 50 INT you need to not be a laughing stock.

>idealized.
>Free healthcare

>red dead 2
>Walk behind a guy for 2 steps too long.
>"ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?!"
>Defend youself when attacked.
>The whole town now tries to kill you.
Yes, what a great choice.

Only correct answer
>ywn hunker down with your bros during a blowout

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I'm disappointed in you all for not picking the right choice.

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Sorry i don't know slant eye money but of course you know all of money you hook nosed nigger kike

>12 minutes to come up with this weak shit

Leave /pol/ack

Final fantasy is boring

Dialate trannies

>so youre a trumptard racist...got it
Okay, I'll bite. What's the connection here?

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>xdddd i posted it
>i called them trannies mom
>xd
>i couldn't even spell it right

Eternal night time roads closed Hong Kong 2061, complete with triad war and night club.
>and the soundtrack when you visit the market.

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He's implying that people (in this case vidya characters) are racist if their living well adjusted lives. Trannies want people to live degenerate lives. Break down of western society and its proven lefties want it

Wow you're very assblasted right now

>Red Dead 2
>Some idiot beard guy called arthur coughed beside you
>You die

seething

My home in Dantooine on SWG, looking mats, tending shops and factories and shootan in space.

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if thinking that makes you feel better, sure
but I'm not that one jumping at boogeymen

Pokemon.
With my insider knowledge of the game and not being a ten year old I could be the greatest trainer in the world.

In fact with legendaries I could become a God and fuck lots of poke girls.

>posting xd
>look mom I posted it!
Doesn't make me feel better. Worried for you actually, make sure you dialate tonight

Why not Harvest moon/story of seasons instead of that thrash.

>he still can't spell
F

>he still hasn't dialated
F

>spend everyday getting hypnotized by the ebony sand witch
sign me up

Back to Nature for PS1 would be nice.

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>sand witch
>sandwich
huh

that's what i said, yes

Any world where you keep breaking into a girl's house and giving her the same thing every day causes her to marry you is ideal.

>ywn be the one to introduce true human darkness to the carefree world of Pokemon

Do you mean we're restricted to the confines of the map of that respective game, or we can exist within the world and setting of that game (i.e. all of nirn as opposed to only Skyrim, or the entire universe of Halo as opposed to an installation)
If that's the case, then my choices are:
KOTOR 2
Elder Scrolls
Witcher
Fallout
Halo

Since its a human lifespan.

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Hmm, hard one. The 14year old in me would like to live in an anarchic wasteland, high on stims all the time and "raiding" some cute settler girls.

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It's comfy and the characters have nice personalities but I think the hard work everyday (all day) would slowly crush my soul.

>Why not Harvest moon/story of seasons instead of that thrash.
Haven't played those yet, so I can't really say much. I knew of the games, but I'm more of a action/adventure scifi kind of fuckup. I played Stardew Valley on a lark, saw some vids on it and got interested. Turned out to be a cozy little game.
Planning on giving the harvest moon games a go one of these days. Got any recommendations for shit like this? The older I get, the more interested in MAXIMUM COMFY I am.

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Violated Heroine. I want to be the Heroine.

The world of God Eater, I have lived a comfy life, being abused as a teenage soldier who would probably die getting vore’d by monster may sound bad. On the other hand I could wear the most ridiculous shit and no one would care.

Or Monster Hunter, any setting with big monsters, anime moves and a band of TRUE COMPANIONS will do it for me.

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But we're not committing suicide.

Factorio. Spend the rest of my life maximizing efficiency and killing biters.

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CoD: WaW
So i can help Hitler win.

Elder scrolls is the obvious choice. Diseases are cured by touching statues and anyone with the knowledge of how to create a potion of fortify X (surprisingly few individuals) has the power to become a fucking god.

>it’s another the entire length of human history was grimdark misery before the 20th century bugman

Fallout new vegas so i can join ceasar and raid the shit out of some cuty pie ncr girl

Bekenstein in Mass Effect. I presume that I'm rich. I will spend my days jacking off alien fetish porn on the extra-net.

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>implying anyone with any sense wants to relieve high school

This. I rather live in the DOOM universe and get raped by demons than have that group of girls make fun of me every day of my life.

unfortunately, stardew valley is much better and they were just being contararian

I don't blame you; they were probably ugly

absolutely based

One of the Star Trek games desu because then I'd just slam alien pussy and eat perfect food

World of Warcraft or just some godly Middle Age setting.

FFXI.

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Spend the rest of my life playing a full, breathing quake 3 arean server. That or minecraft.

pro skater please. dont care which game

So a world where everyone on earth knows how to skate and there are quarter pipes on every wall?

Any anime game works for me.

>He doesn't know we actually do live in a Time matrix perpetuated by Saturn

lol

the duality of user

I'm really trying to think through this one.

So far I got Monster Hunter and possibly FF14, but the strife in FF14 makes MonHun a much better choice, because your life would just be adventuring and hunting.

I guess you could go for the meta play and be in a game with turing complete scripting possibilities and try to hack the matrix. You could also go the fuck everything and everybody route and enter a standard illusion game or something.

Depending on the context you get to be in the world, being in a super robot wars type world would also be amazing.

>Pokemon
>Have all the luxuries of modern life, medicine, electricity, water, police, stores, government
>Can hang out on a route all day and battle kids for half their cash
>Even if you have kids you can leave them with the mother and re-live your youth adventuring
>This is completely respectable
>They even still have videogames to play
>Can still eat meat and fish
If you had a tent, with an electric type to charge your devices, a fire type to cook, a water type to drink and a grass type that can produce fruit you could live comfortably anywhere

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>Hear sirens that an emission is coming
>Get to the nearest shelter
>Only after entering it do you realize it's full of bandits with shotguns

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Train Simulator World.

Not to mention everybody you encounter only has a few canned sentences that they repeat for eternity and don't have any real personality. You are alone in the world surrounded by piss poor impersonators of life until you, yourself are devoid of it.

Mass Effect
I just wanna fuck alien bitches

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That unnamed african country in Far Cry 2. Don't need to worry about having a job when there are none to begin with.

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Dunno why anyone would pick a medieval or fantasy related environment. You do understand there was almost no technology meaning you use outhouses and shit and bathe like once a month.

Outset Island

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the school in either AA2 or Koikatsu. Living the rest of my days as a japanese high school student fucking anime girls of all kinds would be a dream come true

>DIO is one of your classmates
rip you

persona
having friends

This. I would want modern amenities and tech. But most game settings that offer modern day luxuries are terrible places. Mass Effect being one of the few exceptions.

Monster Hunter
>chill with your bros every day eating good food
>fight dinosaurs and dragons with your friends till the sun goes down
>you get to look /fa/
>you can only faint so death is out of the question
>feeding your palico sausages
>getting to fuck the potato handler or even the monsters

Probably some more lightehearted setting that's devoid of monsters constantly attacking everyone and where people don't come down with serious illnesses and disorders that kill them. Atelier games? Marry some nice girl and live a long, honest life with lots of kids. Live in peace surrounded by generally well meaning people.

Sid Meier's pirates?! I love Sid Meier's pirates!

Oakvale during Fable. Its max comfy, fight me.

Enjoy the malaria

>bandits show up and massacre everyone
Not a good choice.

Said during, not the start, Hero McHuge Hands already killed Twin Blade.

It's to make breeding the starters harder and more tedious.

sounds comfy to be honest

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>Which game location do you pick
Runescape
>and how do you spend your days
It sounds pretty gay, but travel the world and go on adventures

Source me, I wanna know

First question would be if the game world is like reality, or is it literally the game world, bugs, loops, etc.

just get vaccinated

pokemon
/thread

Here. I would spend days eating ice cream and getting into shenanigans

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Really tempting to say FFXIV, mainly due to the Viera, Cats, and lizards, but Eorzea itself is an endless hellhole unless I stuck to one of the housing wards and a main city. Toss up between that or Gamindustri.