"LITTLE" Mac

My wife is your height.
But I'm only 5'9" you'll make it.

I feel the same way. Manlets exist to be loved and appreciated, not ridiculed.

Let them, more cute manlets for me to cuddle with.

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He's hot

You are fucking gay

Same here user

>tfw 5'7

You do what you can to adjust to disappointment and self-loathing.

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>under 6'
Lol fucking manlet. Real man are 6'2" and up.
Everything under 6'2" is not even human anymore.

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>"You are fucking wet!" The man screamed at the puddle on the ground.

I'm 5'10" and live in Hawaii, 6' is like being a giant here

Unless you would let me top shut the fuck up and stop fetishizing me.

t. 5'7"

Cute!

So I'm free to keep fetishizing you? Nice.

I've let shorter so what ever

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I'm a bottom bby. But if you have a nice ass I'd might want to bang you.

Average height is 5’10 (more like six feet for whites and blacks because spics and old people bring the average down)

Why is Yea Forums so much shorter than average?

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How about regardless of his height he boxes against people 2-4 heads taller than him so he's small in comparison.

in the boxing world height is generally considered to roughly mean longer reach, so short guys are considered to be at a disadvantage against a taller opponent.
and damn near everyone in punchout towers over him.

I'm 5'6" but don't give a shit about my height.
I guess it's a big thing but I've never been personally ruined or affected by it. I also never really thought about it at all and still really don't.
Definitely can understand why it hurts a lot of people when I do, though.

god i didnt know there this many homos on this board. like, multiple anons in this thread are saying theyve legit had penis inside them. what happened to Yea Forums?

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>manlets can't do anything better than masturbating, playing shitty VNs and accessing anonymous forums on the internet
hmm

How new?

I'm 5'11 and I can't imagine being a centimeter shorter
I recommend suicide

You faggot children ruined this board with your Wojaks

first day?

>Wojak
>image.jpg

You've had more dick in you than every other poster in this thread combined. Don't lie.

Little Mac was much shorter prior to the Wii game, that's why

tfw 5'9

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Get used to so this isn’t /pol/ safe space faggot

>5"10 and below
>not fetish bait for gays

>5'7 manlet
>but also 9" dick
get fucked, tall nerds

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I’m 5’11 feels got to be king (of manlets)

That's literally my fetish.

why do you think OP is rightfully called a faggot?

>5’9
>4.5 inch dick

It was bigger before the hrt though

>6'3
>fat
Lmao, whoops.

hot

H-how fat?

>5'5 manlet
>5.5 inch dick

its over for me guys, girls find me cute because im decent looking but they dont know about my small penis

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I'm 6'2" and I genuienely wish I was shorter.
Being able to make fun of manlets and their self-esteem issues is nice, sure, but I don't fit on a full size bed. Comfortable pants are hard to find, and my back constantly hurts from bending over to work on tables and counters built for people 6" shorter. And don't get me started on back seats in cars.

Your penis size is actually average believe it or not

Look at this 6’2 fag acting like he has 6’6 problems, you are barely above average and average height in most of Europe.

I’m in Canada and my old office had multiple guys above 6’4 and you wouldn’t believe the back problems they had

It's not an attractive fat at all. I carry my weight, but nothing more nothing less.
Also I'm a mutt so there's that.

>you are barely above average and average height in most of Europe.
You don't actually believe that, right?

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hotter

I'm 185cm and have none of those problems. Do you live in manletland or what

Your penis size is fine and it's gonna look bigger on a manlet body like yours.

Most whites and blacks are around 6 foot give or take an inch.

5’10 is average male height in NA but the average is dragged down by spics and Indians so it’s closer to 6 feet. European men are a whole different story.

At least it'll look big relative to your tiny body.

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Why is 5’9 lower than 5’8

I live in Europe. There is no country here where the average male height is 6'2". At most the average height of a few countries is 6', but for most it's lower.

>I’m in Canada
Never would have guessed.
>my old office had multiple guys above 6’4 and you wouldn’t believe the back problems they had
I can promise you I would believe it, at my last job I was stooped over a counter for 6 hours every day.

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Height is an aesthetic really
The taller you are the faster your body destroys itself
Most of the tallest men in the world died young due to health issue caused by their height

In most of Northern Europe official average height is 6 feet but we all know it’s much higher in the youth

>tfw 6'5" (apparently get it from biological father)
>only have a slightly above average dick, so it looks smallish on me
I guess I at least don't have trouble finding dates, but it still kinda hurts.

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I visited Japan and everyone was at least 5’6. I felt like a giant.

You should stop watching so much porn
The world has a skewed view of schlong size due to the porn industry
Here's a tip, the guys who have huge dicks are the ones hired for porn, not "all other guys have dicks this large, you are the small one"

Yeah, and that's far from most of Europe.

>tfw 6'4 and 125lb
i fucking hate being tall
my joints always hurt and i only have five fucking pairs of pants

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Apparently average height for males in China is like 5’10 I’m not sure how that discrepancy works

Fucking eat something, user.

No fucking way. How are you alive?

Holy fuck eat a burger lanklet

>have back issues at birth/throughout puberty
>get corrective surgery and fix shit up before it cripples me
>stuck at 5'6 for life unless I shrink more
>never felt insecure or bothered about my height
Feels good

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>6'4
>125lb
Go eat a sandwich or something, what the fuck

Both in his original and Smash appearances he's 5'3.

Among younger people that seems about right. I'm 6'2 and I've never really felt that tall since so many others in my age range or younger are 6'0 or taller, and several of my friends tower over me.

>tfw 5’8 with a 7 inch dick
My ex said it doesn’t matter if I’m short since I got a girthy cock. There’s still hope, anons!

WORDS THAT KILL

6'3 here, grow up lmao

Honestly visit the doc, at this point you may just have a tapeworm

Where do you live?

>125lb

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I DO EAT
IT NEVER DOES ANYTHING
i dropped even lower (117lb) when i had surgery a couple years ago and it just evened back out to 125 and fucking stuck there
it's even worse because i have actual diagnosed autism so sometimes to do the weird hand motions thing and it makes me look like a fucking cerebral palsy cunt

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>needing more than one, two pairs of pants tops

What are you, a woman?

EAT MORE, FOR FUCKS SAKE.

>not having backups
>having to do laundry every day
it's four pairs of identical jeans and one pair of slacks for work

Norway. My parent's generation are generally shorter, but the 80s kids or younger are really tall on average.

>125 lb at 6'4
are you even human?

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pics

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PICS NOW

How tall are the women there? Isn’t it normal for them to be like 5’8+?

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Well, that explains it. Norway is obviously one of the countries with taller people on average but the same doesn't apply for most of Europe.

>washing jeans every day

Woman confirmed.

Women are a bit more all over the place than the men, but yeah, you do see plenty of tall women too.

Why the fuck do you all care about length so much?

I'm 6,3 and I don't give a fuck. My penis however is fucking 2 inches flaccid and I'd give my stupid "can't-go-through-every-doorway length just to have a normal sized cock

Who gives a shit what size it is flaccid?

I'm actually worried for your health, user. I feel like a fucking skeleton at 6' and 140lbs already.

>parents are 5’2” and 5’3”
>somehow turn out to be 5’8”
I don’t care. We’ll take it.
>brother older by 10 years is 5’6”

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I think you might have Marfan Syndrome.

Being a grower and not a shower can do damage

You don't eat enough senpai, your body doesn't make calories disapear by pure magic
Drink some glasses of milk for breakfast and before going to bed, and try to eat something along the day like a peanut butter sandwich if you find hard eating big amounts of food at once. That's what helped me get out of lanket territory

>tfw 6'1 chad with 8" wiener
feels good lads i will not lie

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>not enjoying the surprised look on a girl's face when you get hard after her initial disappointment

There are upsides to it.

Not posting a full body picture because I'm not completely retarded, but have pants and my gross hand.

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Because I want to hit the showers in the gym and not being laughed at

Nobody gives a shit how hung or smol you are in the gym showers user

I've been bullied before because of it so yeah

Also no skinny dipping with friends

>29 X 36
how did you even find those, what the fuck

>6'3
>Grew up in some portions of childhood treated like a retard cause the kids thought I was older
>By high school however I walked down the halls a foot above everyone else
>Nobody fucked with me because "holyshitthatguyisbig" but at the same time kept to myself
>Now I'm pretty much normal but never really acknowledge the fact that I'm fucking huge to most of the world
Size ain't something you boast about unless you're doing something with it.
How much you benching broseph?

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And also nobody will ever notice your bulge

I've never had someone visibly stare at my penis in the showers at the gym for a prolonged period of time. As a swimmer I'm used to seeing people get naked or quick and everyone is nonchalant or whatever about it. Who skinny dips with friends? That's just kinda weird.

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Last time I went skinny dipping I ended up in bed with a girl only for my complete moron of a friend to cockblock me and decide to sleep in the same room as us and not take a fucking hint. She didn't give a shit, she was ready to bone.

>29x36
LMAO

>5'11
>6in peepee
literally an inch away from greatness on all the metrics that length matters.

Nigga eat jar of peanut butter

>5'6" and black

honestly I think im not even 5'6" i think my shoes are compensating but im too afraid to get measured

>5'7
>pure top
>never had a problem
i pity the str*ights who think height matters

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Get 1 inch shoes and lie about your penis size

>5'7

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being black and a manlet must be hell

You don't really wanna be much over 6'2" either, not only is it almost impossible to fill out large, lanky frames with muscle, lankiness also makes squatting and deadlifting effectively and injury-free harder.

6'-6'2" is the optimal compromise between height and strength/muscle potential (unless you're on gear)

t. 6'1

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100% (:

the most powerful men throughout history have been sub 6 footers

MANLETS RISE!

manlet jokes aside, think about what it means to be a heavyweight, then think about mac's height and build. Sue the game uses cartoonish perspective, but most of the guys he boxes have to realistically have more than 50 pounds on him.

>tfw no black manlet bf

Joker is 5'9 but is tall in the game

Pat Boiven is fucking 5’1 and gets to smash a literal goddess. I don’t give a fuck about being 5’8.

literally perfect

You cared enough to Google the successful dude's height to cope with the fact that you're short. Pitiful

>that thumb
jesus christ

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being short is only bad if it messes with your self esteem, its really not a big deal otherwise. Not to mention there are plenty of super short girls out there who wont care. -a 5'8" manlet with an adorable 5'0" gf

>tfw 5'6 with 5 in. dick
>bi
>have fucked a trap in the ass a few times
>with chicks only gotten as far as some head and some titty
I just wanna fuck a chick at least once

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>MANLETS RISE!
Millions die.

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The other boxers are very large.

To all you guys above 6' why aren't you a professional sports player?

>Come to gay furry board
>Wtf why so many gays????

your more lucky than everyone else

Literally everyone knows how tall he is

Into my collection it goes

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You can only reply to this post if you're a manlet and proud.

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Gamergate killed us all.

Based

Epic