What the FUCK was his problem?

What the FUCK was his problem?

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He's mad that the Master Sword is racist against birds.

He has a bird cock

Link was fucking his wife, sister or mother.

>or

>dude haha I'm so much stronger than you because I can fly!!
>meanwhile, Link can enter bullet time at will and beat his enemies senseless while they're frozen
What did he mean by this?

I have no idea honestly. Just a natural born douchebag I guess.

tsundere

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I was honestly expecting Zelda to be above this kind of high school rivalry anime shit.

>grind some shrines
>get master sword
>"fuck yes, time to kick as-"
>whopping 30 dmg
>it's among the weakest weapons in my inventory
What the fuck, Nintendo?
Also, Nintendo, mind explaining why the sword's """true power""" isn't getting unleashed on this bokokins and lizalfos? Do the minions of Ganon not count as a part of Ganon's evil?

Mind explaining this?

Weapon degradation was an absolutely terrible decision.

Teenager-tier petty rivalries are an inescapable fact of existence in any community, user. You will literally never ever get away from them.

>getting filtered by the trial of the sword
I shiggydiggy

The master sword should only be used on ancient enemies and the various forms of ganon

Yes but not like this. They already nailed that plot with Groose because they seemed to lean in how ridiculous the riviarly was after awhile.

I hate how they added all this weeb anime shit to zelda

Small bird penis

He was a believer in hard work and personal effort/struggle, so Link's whole chosen one thing pissed him off.

Revali x Mass porn is the best thing to come out of BotW.

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why though

>want to enjoy botw
>just get tired of the game before an hour has passed every time due to the weapon degradation
>made even worse by the tiny inventory
why would anyone ever include these together as mechanics in any game

had to launch the Switch with something

He’s upset Falco’s already in smash

>He didn’t play Skyward Sword

>He didn’t see the Groose get loose

He's a veteran of the hedgehog wars.

I’m about to play this game soon except I don’t know how I should proceed regarding the DLC

Do I incorporate it to my playthrough or keep it as post game, if the former, how.

you get sent back to your last save point at the end of the game so bear that in mind

Like the rest of the series your last save is the end of the game since the final boss is end credits.

After getting the master sword, do the trials DLC, then go for round 2 with the champions ballad

>Spend entire life with people telling you you're the tightest shit in the world
>Then some bumfuck hylian shows up and upstages you because muh master sword
>Gets massively butthurt
He's still an asshole, but I get it