Death Stranding

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>I'm Japanese so WAR IS BAD, NUKES ARE BAD, CHE GUEVARA WAS TOTALLY AWESOME GUISE, WAR IS BAD, NUKES ARE BAD.

He didn't predict shit with MGS2, he read a lot of books.

Yes, and the fact retarded thirty something cucks think his soap opera tier writing has anything meaningful to say about a country whose politics he clearly doesn't even understand is genuinely wince worthy.

Hillary is a warmonger and war ruins society?

The Guevara stuff was only incorporated in PW to convey the message that Big Boss is not a hero even though he is framed as one.

It wasn't about it being meaningful you retard it was about where he would very clearly lean towards

Except everyone in that game sucks Che's dick.

Kojima thought that war was bad after his father forced him to watch a film that had men with political control over nukes and stuff arguing which caused him to believe that WAR BAD PEACE GOOD because he somehow hates it when men argue and thinks that diplomacy is the best solution, or something like that. Read that up from an interview.

they should

why dont you piss off back to plebbit cancer

For the wrong reasons.

Are you retarded? He has been criticizing people like Trump for around 30 years. Have you never played a Kojima game before.

Which is funny because I've heard he's a gigantic asshole from people who used to work with him.

Not to mention, Shuyo Murata was meant to direct MGS4, but Kojima didn't trust me, so he barged in and demoted Murata. Also, Kojima's wife almost fucking left him because of that.

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name a single character in any of his games that's similar to Trump

wow this is so politically incorrect!

>trust me
ha ha very funny

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Senator Armstrong DUH!

he's not a liberal, he's a libertarian, he's not against only trump but any type of government, it's pretty obvious from the MGS games and DS trailer

> but Kojima didn't trust me
Murata, it's about time you moved on.

begone /pol/shit

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>America is now named "Jack Shit"
wtf

based larper

I was skeptical about this game for a long time because now that Kojima has enough revenue to throw at C-list celebrities, he doesn't have to put much effort into plagiarizing movies to make his games. I thought Death Stranding was going to be mediocre and fuck was I right, it looks like a polished, reskinned Metal Gear Survive.

She's the president of jack shit

She looks like she fuck black guys

just like Hillary

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Nah, and there is literally nothing you can do about it.

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I know this is bait but try harder

Hot Coldman

Fucking this. Anyone who listens to Alex Jones or Rush Limbaugh could have shit out a better, more red pilled plot than Sons of Liberty AND spared us the cringy Raiden/Rose interactions and shit-tier bosses. Kojima is a hack still riding the coat tails of Metal Gear Solid PS1.

she looks like she murdered her baby

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This being literally metal gear survive will be the dethknel for this man's legacy, having to watch all the dumb brainlets who cried about survive either having to admit 'i-i-its okay when Kojima does it' or admit he's a hack and always has been, propped up by everyone else who made his games for him is going to be amazing.

>he thinks Alex Jones was talking about this shit in 2001
MGS2 was way ahead of it's time, the talking points of MGS2 are the talking points of Alex Jones in 2019

Completely retarded works of fiction that have ZERO bearing on the real world? Truly Kojima is a modern day socrates.

Remember when Kojima criticized gun control in MGS4? You probably don't because you only see things in flavors of orange man bad.

>ZERO bearing on the real world?
The fact that we're talking about it 2 decades later kind of ruins your smugness there.

The fuck are you talking about, how does it look like Survive?

Irony and jews.

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Everybody made excuses for him when MGSV turned out to be unfinished crap in a mostly empty boring game world, I can't wait to see the mental gymnastics when this crap game falls flat on its face.

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Has there ever been a president elected when the other candidate gets obsessed with more than this? I don't know many democratic voters who really wanted her to run, but whatever gets people like you excited. Sure.

>unfinished crap in a mostly empty boring game world
Thing is, it's still the best stealth game this gen.

>fat Yea Forumsedditors still SEETHING because Survive was a massive failure
It was hilarious seeing you claim over and over that it would be a cult hit or some shit.
You are just a bunch of retards angry at Kojima and behaving like hormonal teenagers instead of using logic.

But war is bad. Just look at anime. It's fucking gay.

It's hard to lose when you're the only one in the race.

>I can't wait to see the mental gymnastics when this crap game falls flat on its face.
Mental gymnastics for what?
You think people care about Yea Forums's validation?
You are going to be crying here impotently while the game gets praised by everyone and sells a fuckload and insist that it's a flop because you didn't like, much like with MGSV.

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>america is a country of liberty, a meeting of immigrants. Instead of assimilating, its citizens live alongside others
If MGSV came out today and it was complete there would be a complete shitshow over these words on the internet

>Alex Jones
You mean that fat american who talks about second grade conspiracy theories that no one cares about like Sandy Hook?

>WAR IS BAD, NUKES ARE BAD, CHE GUEVARA WAS TOTALLY AWESOME GUISE
How does any of this relate to MGS2 though? Doesn't have a war, no nuke threat, just an EMP, no che guevara, that only started in PW. Actually play the game retardo

>trailer comes out
>all /pol/tards care about is whether kojima is on the side of their god emperor or not

Are you implying war and nukes are good?
Also no, he compared Big Boss to Che Guevara because they are both fighting against the US.

Rekt

well to be fair its not likes there's any gameplay to care about

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I think Death Stranding looks cool. I've never played MGS by the way. Stealth games are too slow for my tastes.

But it does look like Death Stranding's gameplay will be a bit lacklustre. Perhaps too much like MGS. I know people have raved about MGS V, and maybe if I tried it I would like it, but meh, I like games where you shoot people in the fucking face all the time. Like Halo. I want to be right in the action all the time.

Maybe Death Stranding would make better sense as a movie. The concepts look really cool. The acting looks good, the writing looks good, the presentation looks really amazing. The gameplay doesn't look immediately compelling though - but then again we really haven't seen a whole lot of gameplay. But what we have seen looks a bit pedestrian.

No, it's implied that the ones who destroyed the country are BTs, the ghosts.
The homo demons are just one of many separatist groups who want to prevent the USA from being rebuilt.

>Anyone who listens to Alex Jones or Rush Limbaugh could have shit out a better, more red pilled plot
lmao

I honestly can't tell if this is a parody post or not

Those graphics are going to look really dated when the game releases in five years.

>kojima turned into a leftist stooge to make his literally who celebrity employees like him
>squeenis allowed a feminist ethics committee to determine big tits don't exist

It's over, boys, Japan has fallen.

>Yea Forums
>real world

You're a transgender, aren't you?

Crouch walking through a dark forest with ghosts that detect you when you stand up and move isn't very different from crouch walking through a dark jungle with spiders in the trees -

youtube.com/watch?v=69UKVZUGzk4

Basically the same game.

I'm annoyed that all the gameplay they've shown has the player intentionally getting caught - the game looks easy as hell.

D-horse

>Vanquish Hillary shoots shoots herself for being an incompetent warmongering asshole that starts coups just so she can have someone to go to war with.
>Every single thing about Armstrong

How can Platinum be so fucking based?

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dumb slutposter

>in five years
wat

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Ah yes the same orange man who once said "Take the guns first, go through due process second"

If only this picture were true.

We already know plenty, you just have to take a look at the game.
>structure of the game is based around deliveries
>either take the planes and use a fast route, where homo demons can detect you easily, or take a trickier path through mountains and such
>packages either given to you for delivery or you need to infiltrate places to acquire them
>rain is called timefall, anything that it touches ages fast, and brings the BTs with them
>if you get caught by BTs, you are sent to Hades, an alternate dimension in perpetual war which seems to shift between time periods, and where you'll probably have to escape before Mads hunts you down

Kojima can talk a lot about his strand genre, but this seems like an evolution of MGSV.
If it's good or not, we'll see.

>there's a similar situation, neither of which represent the entire game, so they are the same
Try again.

Nigger it will be released before the end of the year.
Also the graphics are impressive.

Yeah, orange man is a center leftist. Anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together knows that. Nowadays that equates to "literally Hitler"

Might as well say that Survive, Death Stranding and MGS are the same game because the three have stealth mechanics.
In DS if you start running like an idiot you are caught and sent to an alternate dimension.
In Survive running is the more practical approach to facing them.
If it wasn't for the obnoxious thirst system, that is.

Yea Forums hated DS ever since it was announced so much that, even from the first day, they were calling it vaporware and saying it was going to ruin Sony and all that shit.

For a place that considers themselves to be masculine, they sure behave like a bunch of hysterical women.

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Worst memesong he could chose. Even Gangsta Paradise would be better.

>Kojima has gone on the record to saying he dislikes Trump
source on that?

I just specifically mentioned that quote because the user I was replying to implied Trump wasn't pro gun control. At best it's one of the thing he flip flops on.

yikes, kill yourself

Don't play MGS, that franchise is pure shit and you shouldn't be surprised since Yea Forums likes it.
DS already looks far better than anything MGS ever was.

WTF?! why are all these anti america revolutionaries worshiping THE most iconic anti america revolutionary.
let me clue you in, big boss wasnt the good guy in peace walker

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Nah its just a handful of loud autistic shitposters, I read like a dozen threads after the release date trailer came out that were civil and had lots of theory and fun speculations, a nice break from the usual hackposting. Kinda reminded me of /mgg/, man do I miss that place

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People still don't understand how the guy who stole an american nuke, built a tank to launch it, and killed hundreds of CIA agents is a bad guy.
What's funny is how Big Boss kept the nuke, even though the entire point of the Peace Walker incident is that nuclear deterrence falls apart the moment things get bad.
Which eans that Big Boss wanted the nuke for other reasons beyond deterrence.

Gee you think?

Revengeance, the last decent Metal Gear game, featured Not Mexican battling Not Trump in a bid to single handedle end the War in Syria!

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>Nigger it will be released before the end of the year.
Nigger I'm still waiting for MGSV to come out

>Vanquish Hillary shoots herself for being an incompetent warmongering asshole that starts coups just so she can have someone to go to war with

Did you even play the fucking game? Also, Armstrong has nothing to do with Trump besides the whole MAGA stuff with at the time was a call back to Reagan's motto, with tells me you didn't play MGR either.

It already did, and it took a shit on MGS which is exactly what the franchise deserved for overstaying it's welcome so much.

Gameplay is kino. Story is bad joke. But i still love Venom.

Ah yes, this 2013 game was making political commentary about the 2016 elections. Shut the fuck up. Platinum didn't invent MAGA.

>Every single thing about Armstrong
You mean the bad guy of the game who did everything he could to undo the events of MGS4?

Tranny janny is about to get RAMMED UP your ANUSHOLE and if you are thinking of taking laxatives to get diarrhea to stop me from expanding your asshole...well your CHUNKIES IN YOUR ASS will simply be used as ANAL GREASE

I knew someone would take that bait.

Should I keep quiet to see if more people fall for it? Or do I announce it to savor it?

You either make America Great! Or you live in happy land where nobody ever fights any more because daddy Raiden assassinated a President of the United States.

I'm sure the plot made sense to Japanese people.

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How about you fuck a homeless man?

So, you didn't understand the plot of MGR?
It's not exaclty complicated.
Hell, Armstrong wasn't even an actual character until like the last 10 minutes of the game.

I listened to an autist give his "Fulimation" for 2-3 fucking hours about every thought he thunk on it.
Senator Louis Armstrong, senator of a historically purple state of Colorado (fucking stoners) wants to fan the flames of war in 3rd world shitholes already embroiled in civil war in a bid to, gee, Make America Great Again!

>I was only pretending to be retarded

why would you take the story in a Platinum game seriously

>I can't think of a response so I shall select the memespout.exe option!

No, he clearly specified he wants to take control of the war economy to end it himself, and fix the mess that the destruction of the Patriots caused.

He wants to give Americans a slice of the War Economy pie. Strength through war.

>Patriots
Why does every Kojima plot have to have a spooky group of limpdick thinktanks that make a fucky fucky and have to dissolve because reasons?

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Nah, Armstrong wants to turn America into an ancap's version of paradise.

>He wants to give Americans a slice of the War Economy pie
No, he wants to take control of it to end it himself.

>Why does every Kojima plot have to have a spooky group of limpdick thinktanks that make a fucky fucky and have to dissolve because reasons?
What are you talking about?
The Patriots are the only "spooky organization" Kojima has ever created.

wrong one

nothing more cringey than a bunch of middle aged men thinking they are teenagers

>Louis armstrong

KYS faggot

Pretty much you got it.

>End war
Yeah in 8 short years Armstong thinks he can singlehandedly take over the fucking Globe through USA military might. We've been fighting for the last 220,000 years we've even been Humans. What in the niggerfuck makes you think Humans are going to sit around the community bonfire and pass the community bong around taking tokes that Picks the Herb found because he loves his commune?

>patriots, philosophers, patriots again, spooky patriots, la le lu lay lo, patriots again, cold war patriots ect.
It isn't a metal gear game without some finger pointing at big evil Patriots that made fucky wuckies.

Yeah, I'm trying to find some shops of Hideo hitting the bong. That shit is illegal in Japan you know.

At least that one didn't slide over your head.

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After mgs 5 I dont care if theres little gameplay as long as there are cool cutscenes and what gameplay is actually there is fun

>eah in 8 short years Armstong thinks he can singlehandedly take over the fucking Globe through USA military might.
No, he thinks he can take control of all war economy markets, which wouldn't be hard since the Patriots already did that.

>It isn't a metal gear game without some finger pointing at big evil Patriots that made fucky wuckies.
So?
What's your point?
They are the main enemy of the franchise, you have a problem with that?

>first thing you said
Murrica already has a finger in just about every war econonmy. Not too hard when you have military bases literally fucking everywhere with the strongest military by a round mile.

>second thing you said
Just pointing it out. My point is that Kojima plots have a very strong pattern so people who have played other game DIRECTED BY HIDEO KOJIMA (voiced by hideo kojima) (with hideo kojima's glasses he wears now) (starring none other than Hideo Kojima) can have a sense of familiarity.

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HOLY SHIT MY FAVORITE MAN KOJIMA IS IN PEACEWALKER!

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>Murrica already has a finger in just about every war econonmy. Not too hard when you have military bases literally fucking everywhere with the strongest military by a round mile.
Why do you keep using irl logic in here?
The situation of post-MGS4 USA is completely different from current USA.

>My point is that Kojima plots have a very strong pattern so people who have played other game DIRECTED BY HIDEO KOJIMA (voiced by hideo kojima) (with hideo kojima's glasses he wears now) (starring none other than Hideo Kojima) can have a sense of familiarity.
Thats a random claim.

>Alex Jones
>Rush "Ludes" Limbaugh

>nu/pol/
Isn't that Yea Forums?

Holy shit, how based! I'm using that as my senior quote! What a based and redpilled and playable character dude! I wonder where he'll be in Death Stranding!

>fictional USA is different from real USA
And MGS3 takes place during fictional Cold War between fictional USA and fictional Soviet Union... Yikes!

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>And MGS3 takes place during fictional Cold War between fictional USA and fictional Soviet Union...
Yes, which is why I don't understand why you apply real life logic to this.

>Yikes!
Please, avoid talking like a millennial.

*end call*

Are you autistic?

I was diagnosed with Aspergers syndrome as a small child, which I disagree with because the entire field of Psychology, a subject I recieved a C in, is absolute bullshit except for the writings of Skinner.

Enough about me, tell me about yourself.

Kill yourself.

Brb killing myself.

So you were only pretending to be retarded?

I was not diagnosed as having mental retardation. No.