He looks miserable

he lives in constant sorrow

>Neo you must use the force
if he didn't find it funny i'd keep doing it

>projecting

Does your tiny brain seriously believe he took this gig against his will?

Are you actually implying that his agent called him up all like "Yo Keanu, your brand new blockbuster action Hollywood trilogy bombed SO HARD, you just gotta be in this polish video game."

Is that what's going on in your delusional thoughts?

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he should lift

he's had the haircut since at least 2013 when they were filming the first john wick

i don't think he's changing it any time soon

it's even more delusional to think he's enjoying himself among these literal autistic manchildren

he always looks miserable

Will he get mad pussy by doing that?

Dude's 54 give him a rest.
My Dad is his age and doesn't look half as happy

gains get in the way of his high speed low drag 3 gun training.

Probably grew it out for the bill and Ted sequel.

ya

fuck off

You would be too if you had to pose for a photo with those dick heads and their embarrassing shirts.

You seem to be doing fine.

Being Reddit's guy is suffering.

It's because they won't let him play

>none of them are fat
>all look normal
Is this what the world outside of America looks like?

With a childhood like his, you would too.

>dad leaves him early
>his moms a ho, goes around gets married 4 times
>his gf/wife gets miscarriage
>she then dies in a car crash
you fuckin tell me

Not for long, once the EU signs the free trade agreement.

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NAME MY BAND, Yea Forums

You're just jealous that he can even grow his hair at his age. I know that I'm.

not everyone is a bitter jaded misanthrope faggot like you.

you're so stupid if you think actors enjoy hanging out with the "plebs"

Dumb Nigger Jesus And The Baby Rapers.

BASEDBERPUNKS

he looks like he always looks

Isn't that Keanu in a nutshell. He's said in the past that he doesn't have any close friends or people to talk to. That's a recipe for constant depression.

Where can I get that shirt?

Jesuisse and le faggettes

>dude's 54
He looks like he's 30.

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yeah i'm sure some fat manchild on the internet knows better

i want his shirt

he hates him self cos he supports isreal lol

>we pay his check
>he is our monkey now
>go fetch us some coffee Neo, hahah

He has something of a reputation for taking projects he finds interesting, which landed him in a few really weird unsuccessful movies and in a few great ones. I'm sure he really thought the project was interesting, especially given his history with the cyberpunk genre. CP 2077 is way too hyped though, there's no way it can deliver fully, especially given how narrow and story oriented the final product will be.

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Probably going to be my face playing Cyberpunk too.

We're miserable too, but he's famous

if you had had his life you would not smile much either.

Too much electrical infetterence

narrow? u have a whole city to explore and interact with.. dont have to do main story at all..

>multiple Arri skypanels to light some interview wall

God I wish I worked for a rich production company

once you grow up not just in body but in mentality as well you will realize that not needing to childishly conform to expectations of others is what being an adult is about.

gottem

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Why do those devs look so normal?
American devs are always fat and ugly autists or colored hair feminists

I meant narrow compared to what the initial expectations were. In any case we don't really know what the world will be like outside of the quests since the gameplay demos focused on those, maybe the city will be large and empty. I hope it works out great, but so far it seems quite story driven.

The one the left is american though

have sex

rent free

The chink? Figures.
t. ugly fat American bum

kojimadrone cope

>Americans living rent free

It's never been tried.

Didn't know John Wick from Fortnite is a real person

What the fuck is up with his elbow position

For him it's just another job.

He is beginning to believe

This

I seen happy Keanu only in Point Break for few seconds. Anyway these CD project noobs should already finnish his game. No wonder he is sad.

seemed happy on Microsoft stage

Cyberdevil

You may want to do some research on him.

he looks excellent for his age. he looks better than a lot of 30 year olds.

I can't believe I witnessed a murder.

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>He looks miserable
So he looks like Keanu Reeves?

Are you enjoying *farts* yourself on *huffs ball smell* Yea Forums?

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No. He a was breathtaking.

No seriously. I think E3 reaction made him happy. Even as actor he had problem to finnish his presentation.

no point calling the ambulance, this is terminal

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So this pic is before or after he wanted to play "his game" and deleted few months of work of CDPR team?

>tfw receeding hairlines are getting worse and hair is thinning
>none of my familiars (except my dad who's bald) have them as bad as me, not even my older brother

Welp, guess I ran out of luck. At least I enjoyed letting my hair grow for quite a while.

why do you spell finish like the country?

bag him n tag him

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What's this from?

Because let Ps4 autocorrect my shitty english.

savage

DEPRESSION 2077
DE PRESSION 2077
D PRESS ION 2077

The guy from matrix and a couple of poles

Try biotin

A game called Pathologic

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>ESL
>posting on Yea Forums
>from his PS4

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He's in his 50s, he would have to roid hard for any gains.

That's his trademark face.

Pathologic 2.

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He was blown away by the reception and didn’t expect literal thousands of people screaming and cheering for him according to interviews

Damn, Jack Black looks like that!

>people browse webistes on consoles
I never knew that, what a bizarre thing to do

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BTFO

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Why is Lara wearing a BLUE scarf?

Well there are those theorys that either say that Keanu is either maybe Dorian Gray , Vlad the impaler or even Cain.
But really though it's a good thing he made it into his 50'es after all the shit he had to go through.

he is the doctor

Moshi-moshi, Porice-san. I would rike to report a murder.

>yeah, i'm thinking i'm fat.

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doctor whom?

Having long hair as a man before the age of 30 is actually a bad idea unless you are mature looking enough to pull it off. The younger you are, the higher the chances are for you to look androgynous. Having long hair from age 30+ is actually the best haircut a man could possibly have. Not only does it make you look manlier, it also shows off your good genes(hairlets are very common in ages 30+) and makes you stand out a lot.

Keanu Reeves is 54 years old with long, jet black hair. He would be a fool to not show it off.

Shame he looks leagues better with it cut short, as do 99.999999% of males.

>SO Keanu, there's this booster gang called Animals, they are using genetic enchancements to get animal feature and we'd love to get your input...
>snorts line of coke
>eh, do whatever you like kid
>gets back to fucking high end prostitutes
>"just hold on, you are doing it for a paycheck"

As long as the check cleared im pretty sure he doesn't give a fuck.

Cheeky cunt

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>doesn't smile for the camera when surrounded by polish nerds
>fucking BEAMING when next to goddess Christina Hendricks
Yeah that's a based from me

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its somewhat a modern version of the haircut he had on Bill & Ted 2

DIAMOND OMELETTE INSURANCE

Any man would beam in the presence of that fertility goddess.

>Keanu is a mommybro
Based and milkerspilled

I don't get it. That sounded like he was BTFOing Yea Forums, not the user he replied to.

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I like you

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i just realized this is actually an all directions attack, except to the person he is replying to.
he just mass murdered us, and we praise him for that.

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He's right though. Yea Forums is just as bad as /r9k/

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cringe

That's just standard Hollywood magic ffs, Anyone who's big will have a ton of people and expensive shit to control aging

I think he thinks it's a fun and different experience that allows him to experiment with new ideas.

Whatever. I am confused about who people think this post is BTFOing. I dont know how else you can read this other than that Yea Forums is filled with autistic manchildren yet people are acting like this user is being BTFO'd.

They are all autistic. Give them a break.

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He's btfoing himself too since he posts here too. Don't think about it too much.

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Retard & Wranglers

>Cain
this explains the deaths around him as god's curse but where is the mark

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Keanu Reeves is older than Anthony Hopkins when Anthony Hopkins played Lecter in Silence of the Lambs.

>other than that Yea Forums is filled with autistic manchildren
Indeed it is, however a person does not becomes an animal simply because he visits the zoo.
And besides, you can read it as a defense of CDPR devs which you were shamelessly and unwarrantedly attacking out of jealousy probably. Its also beyond me how you didnt immediately realized this, maybe you are trying to forcibly qualify the burn as confusing in an attempt to cope.

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He's calling you delusional for being here and pretending to like it despite being surrounded by autistic manchilden. How is that hard to comprehend?

naw just take vitamins and lift

Yeah. My PC died. I am glad ps4 let me post. I don't use phones or tablets.

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>some average looking dudes with jobs are manchildren

K den

I don't get it

>bald seething faggot detected

it's ok, son

He probably is still broken from his exwife kekking him with Marylin Manson then dying. Not that I give a shit, we all got problems.

>he flew to polnd, sunday night
>monday the whole day he did recording
>monday night, drinking, food
>tuesday morning, finish recording
>get paid millions
>lunch with the ceo, pictures with fans fucking tired as hell, back at the hotel
>wednesday back home

he think CDR are autistic manchidrens
and we are in Yea Forums
the heaven of autistic manchildrens
he is one

Yikes what a beta faggot. And Yea Forums praises this manchild?

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>t.autistic manchildresnssn