Sgdq soon, is your body ready for the cringe?

based, was about to post this

He's a Keanu disciple

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can't be assed to watch GDQ anymore because the threads are uncomfy

that's from ESA

I wish I lived in Europe, I want to go to a comfy speedrun (other than GDQ)

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he is holding a joint in hand, how should he touch the woman with it

Smart man Mr Anderson, had you chosen to touch the females arm, you would be accused of sexual misconduct.

>Not giving her ass a squeeze with your offhand before resuming the konga
In situations like this the outcome might surprise you. Women are usually too shocked to react immediately, especially when other people are around where they might cause a scene, and then once they think about it a little they realize the boldness is a turn-on and they actually pursue you after.

Double based.
You jinxed it.

This webm isn't GDQ btw.

>hover handing used to be memed into eternity here
>after the cyberpunk e3 2019 presentation some pics get posted on reddit of keanu hoverhanding
>"OH MY GOD WHAT A GENTLEMAN WHAT A PERFECT GUY WHY CAN'T EVERYONE BE LIKE THIS" when he is just avoiding scandals from women trying to claim he grabbed their ass or something

what do we do now guys? is hoverhanding to avoid being taken to court the move?

Times have changed, user, hoverhand evolved from being the sign of a virgin to a way to prevent one's demise.

Maybe he is just too much of a meritard. In germany its pretty common to touch a womans pussy in the ringelpietz. Sure, not when its family or little kids (soft stroke is everything that is socially acceptable) but during a party, everything is cool.

>Didn't grab her ass
Why?

it depends. if you know the woman well, during photos you can put your arm around her back, above her waist, other wise, just put your arm on her should hanging on her arm or just dont hug at all

it's a cigarette dummy

Doesn't want to get #metoo'd

this won't happen
please don't do this

You just try to get people doing that. Shame on you

>they fucked afterwards
I'm still in shock.

sweet rape vibe bro!

>four hour kingdom hearts 3 speed run
I can't wait to spam ResidentSleep
Wait nevermind it's sub only now

you know how you should act? Like you're standing next to another man.
if you're straight and you're comfortable putting your arm on another man's shoulder, or on his arm, or lower back, then that gesture isn't sexual to you and thus doesn't come across that way. Now, if you'd touch a woman differently because you're attracted to her, you're being sexual, and it's between you two whether or not that's inappropriate.
Does that make more sense?

As shit as its become, I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it. Its a good time to come together with you idiots and laugh at the absurdity.

good thing I don't live in America, you guys are fucking scared of touching a girl lmao

Yea Forums doesn't care about speedrunning, NASA threads died all the time since there were no trannies to cry about 24/7.

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that guy just looks super uncomfortable with touching anyone. look at him glancing back at the guy behind him like uhhhhhhhh

he's retarded for getting into a konga line in the first place

Mate, you're retarded. It doesn't matter how YOU think the interation went, if a woman looks back on it even slightly uncomfortably, you could get shitcanned

You too would be scared if any girl you don't even know could sue you for sexual abuse without a single proof and still win the case because judges are fucking idiots to believe their fake cries and claims.

Truly a gentleman's move

I was actually looking for NASA threads but I didn't see any during the whole week. Surprising because the event was actually really good and fun to watch compared to last year.

Oh my fucking Goodness this is the best thing ever

>touch the girl
>she thinks you're creepy weirdo and lets everyone know it even if you were playing along and doing what everyone else was doing in the game, including her
>don't touch the girl
>everyone makes fun of you for being awkward virgin, including the girl

The only winning move is not to play.

Yeah, I made two even though I'm often not OP, but they went exactly like I said.

I wish I was crying about trannies rn

>She reaches for his hand to pull him towards her

Cute

From personal experience?

>Hoverhanding in a fucking congo line
Jesus christ are “americans” this fucking pussy whipped lmao

By interacting you mean getting accused of rape on tumblr and then losing your job and any hope of sustaining lively hood? Nah I'm good, nigger, enjoy your mock trial.

ESA threads are fine though

that webm is from esa, which is based and anti- tranny

>yfw live shitposting with Yea Forums

i wouldn't touch that dirty cumslut maral either

How many "girls" are running this year?

bumped the threads as much as i could but nobody was watching i guess

It's not how you inted it but how the woman feels about it, and you can't read minds so it's impossible to know unless she's clearly telling you this or signaling it in some other way such as moving your hand away. It doesn't matter if the situation is playful and everyone in the room is in it and it's not sexual at all. If she feels uncomfortable in any way in your company, it's game fucking over.

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i see what you're doing and i sincerely hope nobody falls for it

>protofagicaldude nowhere on the scedule

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they don't even want to be girls at this point, they have no intention of actually passing, they just want to be their own unique thing that gets special privilidges.

We still have to deal with the Edobese.

She would look better if she was white

This webm made me feel that sinking feeling in my stomach Im so fucking lonely bros

You're a wonderful person and I believe in you, user.

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>Finlad
ebin :DDDDD

>you will never feel this much excitement about anything

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>pmg is now into FFXIV
>Doesn't have time to go to GDQ because of the new expansion

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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DON'T KNOW ME

This is a based and redpilled move

Literally me.

What did he mean by this

This only works if you're attractive

the chad stride

man this was so good. i missed the ffx run. is it worth a watch?

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Good thing I am and it's got me laid before

Wtf some of these girls are actually attractive???

this guy doesn’t seem like much of a sperg, he gets a pass

>3h over estimate
How

Yeah you're kind of an outlier I doubt most people here are attractive you probably shouldn't give advice like that.

This shit right here is why i now play video games as slow as possible.

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Wiped in crystal palace
Second attempt had the psp battery fall out
Third attempt nailed it

NASA is a joke, ESA threads do fine.

ESA threads are 60% retards looking for GDQ-tier tranny drama and being disappointed when they won't find any, 30% Americans complaining about the runners' accents and how uncharismatic they are and 10% people desperately trying to bump the threads so they don't fall off page 10.

No, he's just a normal liar.

He officially cut ties with gdq, you havent heard?

Also caleb got banned from.ever being on stream again, sadly.

And NASA threads are 4 people pity bumping a bunch of spergs who are failures at speedrunning. ESA threads are better.

I went into their rerun chat and said Deus Ex more like gae seks and got timed out for 600 seconds
This is highly homophobic

>touching sluts
That’s how they steal your gains

Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man as ever come up with.

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What about watching your pedosexual gay furry tranny gf cuck you with a mentally retarded naked mole rat

What happened? Did they forget to invite his alter ego?

>trans runner an heros
>rwhitegoose uploads new video
>"My friends It just keeps happening"

honestly looks like he's just excited to be there

What kind of hentai have you been smoking, son?
souce?

I remember once how during the start of the #metoo movement, when men started expressing concerns about being shitcanned, some women came out with full snark "victim blaming" talking about how men should just never interact with women and never be alone with a women etc

And then Mike Pence openly said that he doesn't hang around other women alone without his wife and they got fucking PISSED

This guy is so retarded he didnt brush his teeth for years until they rotted out of his mouth.

>be rich celebrity
>touch women on cam
Don't do this, unless you wanna get sued, and your career ruined.

>guy in the red shirt
I must be respectful to this fine lady and must not touch her without prior approval and permission

I just thought of as many degenerate things as I found and stuck them together

You really don't understand why women come to events like that. If you're at a party it goes without saying that women appreciate sexual aggressiveness but at a con or some other geek gathering it's a whole other thing, women go there to scope out the most dominant men to get laid and soak up free attention from everybody else. As long as you're even average looking, chicks at these sort of things are literally free sex if you make your interest known.

imagine the smell at these places, a bunch of nerds gathered together in the sweltering heat

The BO clouds must be insane

Everyone itt, including myself, deserves death

No I don’t

porn addiction

You most of all

i'd have boner tbqh senpai, she has a cute nice butt

They'll get it eventually, as will we all :^)

i don't deserve it, it would be too easy. i deserve to suffer

Where these pics, the only one ive scene he has a cigarette in his hand

I don’t feel like dying

>720p 60fps source
downgraded event

Do you only shitpost on Yea Forums in between updating your photo for the sex offender registry?

but yeah being sexually aggressive only works if you're poor and she's dumb.

Can't wait for the on-air dilation, sorry meant donation

>LGBT month and SGDQ happening at the same time
Surely, nothing will go horribly wrong.

Caleb got a 2 day ban stop spreading this bullshit his channel is still up

>ESA and NASA are finally being ousted as the snoosefests they always were
>SM64 and plenty of other legacy speedgames are getting new records RIGHT NOW
>Frame Fatales was set up specifically to have as few trannies as possible at GDQ
>No drama this time like with Todd Rogers, Goose, etc.; just speed, and lots of it
Calling it now, this SGDQ will be the best one yet. I just feel it

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>but yeah being sexually aggressive only works if you're poor and she's dumb.
What? We're talking about hookups not dating, money isn't really a factor. And of course "she's dumb" goes without saying, women are terrible at thinking long term and most of them reason like children anyway

>all these anons not realizing the obvious
He clearly has aspergers or some other form of autism, they don't like physical contact. Has nothing to do with her being a girl; look at how he also is discomforted with the male hands on his back.

how soon is soon?

I wish I was average looking

>What? We're talking about hookups not dating, money isn't really a factor
Tell that to literally every guy in the news for "sexual harassment".

Since this is basically an eceleb thread anyway, can I get an F for my boy Etika?

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Reminder fags and trannies hate little anime girls

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Nigga it's tomorrow at noon!!! :)

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Where's the couch sniffing fag?

how many of the people in that video are now trans

Can I get a quick rundown?

no

Imagine being an e-celeb fanboy

>keanu hoverhand
hes a gentlemen
>incel hoverhand
what a fucking loser

learn the difference

I love how the red shirt guy even looks to the camera. Oh man what a sad cunt. It shit like this that helps rememeber there are always guys more beta than me.

Does it matter if we deserve it or not? We are all going to get it anyway. Life is like a modern grade school kickball game. No matter who wins everyone gets the same reward.

He left a suicide note video on youtube three days ago. Hasn't been seen since. NYPD and his family have been searching for him.

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this, only the mentally ill hate little girls

They take the video down yet?

Absolutely

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pretty based desu

>Make thousands of dollars per month just from watching other people's content and superimposing your dumb, ugly face over it
>Off yourself because your life is 'too hard'

Nah.

Yeah, but there are multiple reuploads.

Dont post pics like this

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>incel calling a literal former supermodel ugly

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Caleb? No, he's just too "macho and toxic" for GDQ and as far as I know, it was Proto's faggotry what made them finally ban him from submitting solo runs (actually not banned per se, they'll simply ignore them), but doesn't stop him from being part of races because they know nobody would give a flying shit if Caleb is not around, of course without giving him a mic anymore. A few weeks ago he gave a whole rant in his stream about it, that they only reason he'd still go to GDQ is because he knows his presence makes everyone from the crew uncomfortable.

Banned from GDQ, dumbass. And only "banned" from submitting solo runs, he still can go to the event, same situation with werster.

Speak for yourself homo

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Etika might be in a cult that's taking his money, go to 3:39 in the video
youtu.be/RGYX0lyz6RM

Wasn't he on a tirade naming the jew and other such things? Maybe someone noticed that he knew too much and had to have him commit suicide by multiple shots to the back of the head.

inb4 deluded wagecucks say money doesn't make you happy

>supermodel
slow down cucko

Youtube are pussies, it's not like he killed himself on video.

Who gives a shit.

He was mentally ill. Bipolar disorder.

Great advice, might try this next time I go to the bank.

>sleepy outfit is just the autoplay function
maximum disappointment

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yes

what the fuck

>former model
>retarded
>makes YouTube money
>recruited by weird cult of models and elitist low tier failures/non-jews
>either paid them and suicides to ascencion or just living at their ranch/temple nos

Money only makes you happy if your name ends with a "-stein or -berg".

what do young women's shoulders feel like

Berenstein?

>dont get lewd cgs for getting full combos
immense disappointment

who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

To be fair modeling (at least proper art modeling like he did) doesn't favor classical beauty standards. Symmetry is over valued leading towards certain looks (sullen cheeks, high or protruding brows) because these show off the facial symmetry of a model more.
Basically you can be a model and be ugly.

He's like an NPC whose AI flipped out and got caught in a loop.

sinew and old shoelaces

Holy shit. It's like being in school, you realise you like girls but don't touch the attractive one because you're scared and don't want to look like you want to touch girls. What a bunch of dweebs.

post the one where the dude sniffs the chick's seat

The way his hands are tilted makes it look like he's presenting the women to the camera, or like he just made them appear out of a magic trick.

But user, Edobean is cute!

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>he gets #metoo the next day and looses his job
>she gets promoted to diversity officer.

wtf its bocchi

>that tri-chin

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>is your body ready

Well, half of them are morbidly obese and having difficulty shuffling at a brisk pace, in visible pain from their latest dilation session, and one guy is even so neutered that he's terrified of placing his hands on the shoulders of the female in front of him because he either doesn't want to get #metoo'd or be seen as toxic masculine.

Remember when SGDQ had to remove the trannies off stage in order for Arby's to sponser the event without being affiliated with the mentally diseased? Pepridge Farm remembers.

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Ideally I don't put myself into these cancerous scenarios where I would have to touch strangers

I get out of my seat on trains and buses when someone sits next to me and their leg is touching my leg, I fucking hate that shit

Yes, this is a picture of me IRL

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Etika's belongings have been found on the Manhattan Bridge. Nigga took the leap.
nypost.com/2019/06/22/missing-youtubers-personal-items-found-along-manhattan-bridge/

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Now post seat sniffer.

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Remember, Yea Forums, these are the NPCs who call you an incel for being against feminist redesigns of classic franchises.

What why? Toothpaste conspiracy?

Poor murifag. Come to EU, we have free therapy

nvm fixed it ;)

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I still don't understand. Being autistic sounds like a living hell

I love how he very clearly looks through her boob window there too.

God damn she was hot as fuck

Fuck you, he clearly wasn't sniffing her seat and he doesn't deserve this shit.

F

I agree, I agree. I'd sniff that seat too if I were in his shoes.

.t Seat Sniffer

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this game is worth the $30?

>touching girls
They have germs you faggot.

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>hat one guy that absolutely refused to touch the
DAMN dare I say absolutely BASED
ROSATIES BTFOD AGAIN

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lmao he's doing crash bandicoot idles

this does not work even if you're attractive. just fucking talk to a girl you retards

>The only winning move is not to play.
Correct.

any links to this run?

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Don't like it, stop manspreading than you entitled little shit.

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>Clinton has vowed to keep on sniffing.
What an absolute unit.

Speedrunning died with cosmo

One less dead nigger LOOOL

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trying his best to avoid being hit with the #metoo

He is a shining example to seat sniffers everywhere.

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I think you mean more.

what did who mean by what u buttfucking sperglord retarding mongrel??

Looks like an actual baby what the fuck

Based.

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>she will never give you a flapjob

Is it possible to die from cringing? I'm afraid I might.

This man sees what he wants and literally the second he can, just goes for it.

The Chad Seat Sniffer

why is he so funny lol

who? some nigger? he can rot in a ditch for all i care. the world is slightly better

>illegal sexual activity
OH THE LAAAAND OF THE FREEEEEEE
AND THE...

Friendly reminder that SGDQ attendees and runners are having more fun than you ever will posting on this hellsite

>on camera

Trying to fuck 10 year olds is pretty illegal.

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That's not a very high bar to surpass.

>sgdq
>posts gif from supposedly baste and redbilled ESA

>minor

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Yeah lol

>and they actually pursue you for litigation after
FTFY Homo

Either the one earlier this year or last summer was a solid return to form. Obviously not as good as the early stuff, but better than the tranny trainwrecks that were happening.
The line-up of games looks fun and I have absolutely nothing to do this week so sure, I'll watch.

Sex with literal children is illegal in every country with laws.

Maybe, just maybe, we have a little Seat Sniffer in all of us...

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>lowering your guard against women

asking to be #metoo'd

youtube.com/watch?v=iX3_L8z2uw4

>"illegal opinions"

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The guy who literally asked for a quick rundown, I'd assume.

le bazed exd :)

>thumbnail
You're embarrassing yourself

Morality is objective.

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>DMC for once
How are those speedruns

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t. actual pedo

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i wonder if funhaus will be doing their gdq stream this year

>turns down hug from someone he doesn't know
>LOL OLD MAN DON'T YOU KNOW WHO KESHA IS
Dude just didn't want a hug from a stranger, jesus...

That's Chaddish

he FORCED the girl into letting him touch her ass

I would like to know more

I want to punch every one of them in the face.

I don't even cringe at these things anymore. I'm just bored

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Absolutely based

What new runs are there this year?

>the guy with the ideology i do not like did a bad thing! That Confirms my bias mommy!! Im Right! Im Right About Everything! GENOCIDE TIM!

>Delusion: the post

man after what he's been through, he probably never wants to feel a woman again

Stop posting this I was literally just picking up the bottle.

Oh shit the anime erp sissies will come back

>insider at Arby's user mentions the man in the skirt who flashes her panties on camera is uncouth for the Arby's audience
>user's seethe and cope, but feed him many a (You)'s
>no trannies for a good hour while AGDQ shills Arby's products
>many a Twitch admin gets to sink their teeth into a nice Arby's sandwich instead of banning for microagressions
Something like that. I think it was in 2018 SGDQ.

the base game is like $3 but i'm having fun with it
think the [deluxe] version is all the extra songs packs they've released so far, and expect to spend another 5$ each month for new music

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why dont you go suck snakes

home of the whopper?

this guy fucks

Childish at worst, but decent enough.

[Perception 10] Yeah, the Coca Cola™ bottle at your right side with the cap already on it. Admit it Seat Sniffer, you sniffed that seat for a whiff of that thicc pussy sweat.

hey guys whats going on here

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muh dick

god i wish that were me

based schizo behind her

>OH SHIT A GURL

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>American's tip their secret police

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This has to be actual peak autism. When you have such poor social skills that your mannerisms mimic a cartoon.

oi ya got loicense for that meme?

The DLC includes all future music packs.

Milkies!?!? Milies behind me!?!?!

His palms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
There's vomit on his sweater spaghetti, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs,
But he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
spaghetti run out, time's up, over, bloah!
Snap back to spaghetti, Oh there goes spaghetti
Oh, there goes spaghetti, bloah
He's so mad, but he won't give up spaghetti, no.

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What the hell is wrong with this community?

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I'll give your ass the tip you pedofag.

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NASA is a shit

>strides into the room with purpose
>acknowledges the legend sitting next to him in a polite yet brief interaction of a friendly head nod
>cozies himself into position, beverage in hand with no fuss or annoyance to those around him
>notices that he's in full view of an audience hundreds of thousands strong, but refuses to make an ass or a spectacle out of himself

truly blessed

was it rape

I used to know a guy like this in middle school. It was a shame when he moved to another state, because being around him and making him happy could make even the most cynical of people full of glee. Something about their minds not being able to process negative feelings just feels so infectious.

Hate to ruin it, but he's holding a cigarette in both pics

it was his brother coming over to pick him up and he had an autism attack cause he didn't want to leave

So is he dual wielding cigarettes in ?

>Wanting to touch Ma "I love the taste of cum" ral

Not that user, but please equip the strap on and continue.

Yeah, idk about the slut on the left. Maybe he is doing it on purpose

>Leaving yourself open to be #metoo'd in front of the internet
No thanks.

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I'm pretty sure girls also feel ashamed if they get hover handed.

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nice 57

probably worse for fat girls

Holy fug

what game is this friend?

Even now that I've had a gf it's still how I instinctively react. I have to double-take and realise that no, when a friend puts their arm around you it is okay to put your arm around them too.

The last ESA kinda sucked outside of the FF stuff.

yes like this and worse

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I'm pretty sure women don't want creeps touching them so a hover hand works out best for everyone.

Muse Dash it's a Rhythm game.

thanks

I think everyone who reads this advice should definitely follow it. Stream it, preferably.

the 360 bit always kills me

>women think all men are creepy

>heh, yeah, I do read a lot of twitter caps on /pol/, how'd ya know?

I am bi and wish I could turn into a loli

based

I was watching this, thinking, "What's wrong with this? Everyone seems to be having some harmless fun. Nothing really embarrassing here."

Then that dude showed up

Anyone else tired of dating? I've been with so many girls now they all blur together and my disgust for dating and relationships only goes stronger every single time. They're all so vapid and tiresome to deal with. The whole notion that I'm going to find someone I truly connect with seems impossible and I don't even enjoy having sex any more because of the complete emotional disconnect.

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We are just as lonely as you.

Fuck Humans. The only woman I need in my life is my loyal canine companion.

Just stopping by to say that trans women are women in the greater view of society and also incredibly based

no, they aren't. dilate.

>Just stopping by to say that trans women are women in the greater view of society
They absolutely are not. My normalfag coworkers rip on trannies all the time and I work at a liberal magnet

shut up fatty we werent talking about you

I touch a woman when I want to, but I hate all of them.

LONDON?!

FUCK YEAH IM READY

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im a man...you think he would hug me?

that zelda rug looks cool

Unless you're attractive, yes they do. Hint: women consider 90% of men unattractive.
I've gone beyond loneliness into raw numbness.

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God I wish I could feel genuine joy for something like that guy does.

Please be my gf

Doctor, doctor,
will I die?

the "girl" next to him sure did smell his joy.

It's the era of Metoo.

remember that pasta where fat sweaty neckbeard fucks its dog and get turned to police?

BASED

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wh*te women

What the fuck was her problem?

The tranny in that blue shirt is a qt desu

No.

She wanted some of Tyrone's sweet sweet baby batter to get some of that easy child support money before aborting it after all the papers are signed and a restraining order filed and notarized.

sounds about right

>tfw this will never happen to you
>tfw I would touch her ass and sniff

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someone post the dial8 walk webm

>Finland
Ebin :DD

>touching a woman you don't know
>in the #metoo era

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that girl is fucking thicccccccccc

*slaps sign at ground*
Bitch BEGONE!

Tell me what country you're from.

>touching women
>ever
ew, what are you some kind of gay fag or something?

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you guys should be ashamed for watching this

Attractiveness is a very subjective thing dude.

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I'm pretty excited for the Punch Out block with zallard1.

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gross

>Blizzcon 2015
>Sexy+HQ Alexstraza Cosplay.
>Everyones giving her a hover hand in pictures.
>Take picture with her and wrap my hand around her waist bringing her in on the side.
>Kisses me on the cheek.
This is literally the only chad moment in my incel life.

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That's not hover hand, that's called orbit

Oh God what the fuck is that

@467580751
this fucking faggot with his fucking hairdryer. JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU GIGANIGGER

That's a fork, retard.

jesus you're a gross motherfucker

High schoolers skipping class and smoking meth together are having more fun than me but that doesn't mean shit

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>Plebbit
>Gachashit drone
>Can of Aspartame
>Heats up pizza with a hair dryer
>Eats sauce from the cup, with a fork
What a mongrel. Get off my board.

this is sexual harassment

i'm ready for comfy speedruns with Yea Forums

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Umm sweatie only men can sexually harass.

keanu once got fucked into doing a movie because someone forged his signature and he couldnt prove it wasnt actually his

dude probably took classes to figure out how not to get raped in court ever again

hhaha you said a funny

>they know nobody would give a flying shit if Caleb is not around
Is this really what retards believe?

I'm afraid the tr/j-anny will make sure to make the threads as uncomfy as possible.

>same situation with werster.
Werster isn't banned.

twitter.com/wersterlobe/status/816741657282363393

>make out with a tranny
>won't touch a woman
Keanu why, YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

>keanu once got fucked into doing a movie because someone forged his signature and he couldnt prove it wasnt actually his
so how do you know it wasn't actually his signature?

i got to hang out with edobean on vacation once long ago, she is a disgusting bicycle and her fake asianisms are grating

the little spic was throwing herself at any guy who paid her even a tiny bit of attention

>he needs to play gachashit just to enjoy watching something
This is your mind when all you do is feed it dopamine every waking hour.

>tweet from 2 years ago
>implying GDQ isn't so far up its own ass it wouldn't retroactively ban werster for saying the n word on stream in front of trihex

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no retards suck

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The tweet is from 2 years ago, yeah. He said "nigger" on stream several years before that, and had runs in the marathon the following year.

Ya know, this is the first time in all my years of browsing the internet that I've seen the actual pic.

Will they bring back the crowd cam or just have it in a tiny spot at the corner again so you can't even see anything?

How is it possible to that Chad? Is it Australian genetics?

>tweet with werster verbatim saying he isn't banned
>Yea Forums still claims he's banned
you people really do create your own headcanon.

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Yeah because they just lost out on a potential big money lawsuit.

For men maybe. Not women.

youtube.com/watch?v=3paMdjFvjZ0&feature=youtu.be&t=95

I wouldn't call Desmond ugly, though. He's a pretty good looking guy

Bipolar or schizophrenic YouTuber that got taken in by a Brooklyn-based cult called Venus Project that has been providing him with psychedelic drugs, which have been inducing very public manic episodes. He did a half hour stream of police busting down his door, taking him off in a stretcher, and involuntarily committing him. He's literally gonna die any day now, he's not right of mind and everyone's already done everything they can to help him.

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no we don't lmao

>literal who looking for attention
fuck off

>watch the video all the way through
>"I see, what user was drawing an analogy between the aroma of the stroutwaffle and the female aromas of the sweaty chair, a fat man and his food is very analagous to a seat sniffer and pussy aroma."
>scroll down on the comments
>"Oh, he just farted at 1:50..."

They found his possession on the Brooklyn Bridge, my dude. He jumped.

Don't forget to eat a healthy breakfast when you're watching SGDQ, anons.

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>facebook poster back to shit up the threads

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How do I learn to be this happy about anything?

source?

Sure thing.

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i'm not usually someone who tries to speedrun a game, but i could probably do a pretty decent run of the original Metal Slug

BASED
youtube.com/watch?v=08Ju7nel5cQ

nypost.com/2019/06/22/missing-youtubers-personal-items-found-along-manhattan-bridge/

Link is in this very thread.

This is what alphas do

The virgin beta orbiter vs The Chad Seat Sniffer.

That's the complete opposite of how the world words you dumb basement dweller. Barring fetishfags, men have a universal agreement on what is and isn't hot, and the "subjectivity" is between which girls are 9s, not which girls are hot in the first place. Women have no such consensus, nor do any significant number of them rank physical beauty high on their list when searching for a mate in the first place.

youtube.com/watch?v=CQNjbWVfIrQ

>They found his possession on the Brooklyn Bridge
>article says it was the Manhattan bridge
you people just pull whatever you want out of your asses.

NO ETIKA DON'T DO IT

OH MY GOD HE HAS AIRPODS IN, HE CAN'T HEAR US

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Is hoverhanding still a beta move or is it expected nowadays?

jej

>men have a universal agreement on what is and isn't hot
not really

Redpilled post user

The only people that say this are creepy weirdos, normal people don't have this problem

Faggot

they don't happen to have sex slaves do they? Asking for a friend.

there's no bridges in new york

she's like a hard 6 bro

>In germany its pretty common to touch a womans pussy in the ringelpietz
Maybe if you live in some degenerate city like Berlin, you disgusting faggot.

>NYPD and his family have been searching for him.
maybe if they kept him in the hospital they wouldn't have to

>a full week of shitposting with the boys while watching sgdq
fucking love gdqs with Yea Forums

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Dont talk out your ass. Venus Project isnt in Brooklyn & if he had drugs in his system we would've known
Anyways yeah ready for Metroid Prime with Claris :)

Nigga ain't bipolar, he just needs to sweat out the drugs.

Something Americuck doctors don't realize is that you're not supposed to cast Diagnose Mental Disease out of your spellbook "Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders" if they've taken drugs in the past month.

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How would you know gaylord

How was NASA this year lads?

Seems like you're way too far gone, Reddit. Especially when you bring your little boogeyman into this

was this a madden tournament? What's with the sniper dots?

All that shit with Carcinogen going off about Bawk on twitter the other night was so awkward lmao

>Lived my life as a

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making shit up just like every other year since the "moon landing"

what is it with samura1man and that bird?

>Women have no such consensus
>>Bottom 80% of men compete for the bottom 22% of women, top 78% of women compete for the top 20% of men
medium.com/@worstonlinedater/tinder-experiments-ii-guys-unless-you-are-really-hot-you-are-probably-better-off-not-wasting-your-2ddf370a6e9a
>nor do any significant number of them rank physical beauty high on their list when searching for a mate in the first place.
>>and here's what's interesting when you do surveys of women-- men and women. Men are right upfront in placing attractiveness in their top three. Women place it lower on their scale-- five, six, seven, eight. But in fact, when you evaluate women's behavior, it's no different than men. So women say attractiveness doesn't matter, but, in fact, when you evaluate their behavior, it does.
>youtu.be/iOHdZKDldIg?t=27m34s [Open]

I Fucking Love SkeletonBill

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*bonobo howls*

What a based lad

>"HAVE SEX WITH ME"
>"NOOOOOOOOO"
this is bullying in Japan

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Reminder there will never be a greater ending to a speedrun than this one
youtube.com/watch?v=mw9nabyGIjQ&t=39180

Those are sum big tiddies

>clearly only likes him because he's tall (universal preference among all women) and probably thinks he'll be a rich bill gates type in the future

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gentle and firm

I miss /srg/.

>that fucking faggot who wont touch the female in front of him

that doggy is dead forever

Only gross men are afraid of #metoo
One woman can't ruin a perfect track record with a lie

have we figured out how many you-know-whats are running this time?

AGDQ is usually more comfy for me, but I guess that's because it takes place in the winter time. SGDQ is still comfy though, of course I feel like more cringe and autistic moments happen in AGDQ more than SGDQ. AGDQ is a bigger event, right?

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what killed it? just lack of interest? monkeyposting?

I don't manspread, projector. I fucking crawl into the corner/window seats of trains and buses but the moment I see someone trying to sit next to me I get up and walk away

Why do white women do this?

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You know what sucks about this, even if you accept your place in the world people will still give you shit for not having an amazing love life. There's no winning with normalfags at all.

I don't understand Carci's beef, at all. Bawk is "hogging" a limited pool of potential subscribers? Bawk became the face of RE speedrunning through charisma and not hard work? Bawk "stole" the first RE2make run at GDQ? It just seems like a whole lotta nothing except entitlement, jealousy, and "fuck Bawk for no particular reason."

is our girl gonna be there

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I stopped caring when they ruined the fun and made the chat subs only. I'm not paying money to watch these clowns perform and flail around.

>your mannerisms mimic a cartoon.

god damn I couldn't have said it better myself

POST YOUR MUST WATCH SCHEDULES

This guy is either trying to do some weird gag he thought would be funny in his head, or he's really like this. I honestly don't know which would be more autistic.

What about Trihex's poverty chat?

>that face
100% he is part of the bloodline

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There's been a janny babysitting the threads the last couple of years, so they're nowhere near as fun anymore.

>*here's* my picture
>picture not included in the screencap
Okay.
The blind Kaizo race is the only thing I want to watch.

She even encourages him at the end, Jesus.
SHE WANTS IT, YOU WANT IT, CAN'T BE MORE SIMPLE THAN THAT SO WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PROBLEM?
I thought you autists were logical and shiet.

Holy shit this guy is based as hell.

but you did ride her, right user?

trihex's poverty chat is where the action is now that gdq is permanently sub only, too bad the twitch mods started cracking down on that shit, no laughing at trannies or any of that shit anymore

>mfw people here thought trihex was just being a sjw about that shit
retards have no idea how twitch works, there's 2 ways trihex could have gotten fucked, either he can get banned for allowing people to be dicks to trannies in his chat or gdq could block him from hosting

This honestly looks like me when I'm tripping. I keep constantly trying to make decisions on what to do/where to go next but then stop and rethink or change my choices 10 times before I actually can go through with something.

Are you retarded? No means no, and silence does not mean yes. Only yes means yes, but it can also mean no. Get with the times gramps.

what are you drinking?

How come no women will spontaneously blow me in public and smile afterward?

>this happened to me
>with her boyfriend like a meter away
I'm sorry, I was too socially awkward to be as chad as this but I at least didn't give any reaction to it.

Just going to make webms and goof off all week. The threads are usually much more entertaining than the stream, but here's hoping for at least a couple of good runs.

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You don't have the BBC.

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have you ever asked?

>touching a woman in front of a camera in 2019

Manlet cope

Even Niggers dont want trashy blonde white women. Really activates ones almonds.

The government has placed robots among us, to replace us one day.
Right now they are only able to do basic functions like this one, but they learn and soon we will be superfluous.
You can't deny this after watching this video.
The truth is out there!

I think there are mentally deficient people in everything with a lower bar for entry, at least these past few decades.

At least the nigger knew he couldn't get that and didn't even try.

She took his hand and placed it on her shoulder.
I know what it means in the normal people body language dictionary, but it apparently doesn't mean the same in autistic people body language dictionary.
Please translate.

>Why do STDs exist?

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The whole video makes it easy to see these people are being paid mega bucks and on drugs. What else would make her do that to the monkey?

......no...

risky play

>Jacksonville
Be realistic about who is sending those responses.

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well there you go

This, women (especially white women) are pure angels, only drugs can make them act degenerate.

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im pretty sure he was just being funny for the camera. at least thats what i want to believe.

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SGDQ
>I'm sarcastic and have a dry, deadpan sense of humor. I'm sophisticated. I only speedrun so I can get a GDQ slot and be in the spotlight of 100,000+ viewers for ~90 minutes. Follow me on twitch and throw me enough donations that I can stop speedrunning and become a variety streamer.

i would unironically watch and enjoy gdq if it weren't for the constant stream of depressing donations about 'my mum has cancer kill the animals'. it's like they wait just long enough for you to forget about the last one, then they say another one over the mic and everyone is brought down again. it's so fucking asinine attention grabbing bullshit, the fucking donations are more cancerous than the cancer. everyone knows why they're raising money how stupid do you have to be

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Is this why NASA isn't popular? Nothing to shitpost about?

>thinking any of this money goes to anyone but the board overseeing the non-profit
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew, lad

This user. Just made mine, probably wont watch it all live, so probably going to watch the vods.
23rd
12p-4 Spyro, Portal 2, SMB2
5-9:15 Kirby,Sonic, LoZ Minish Cap

24th
2:30p-4 Prey
6:50-1 Metroid Prime 1,2

25th
7:30a-12 Kirby, Crash Bandicot
2p-12 Pokemon, LoZ, Mario, RE2, Silent Hill

26th
4p-10 LoZ: Link Between Worlds, Dark Souls 2

27th
8:30a-3:30 Fire Emblem, KH3, Mario
7:15p-2 Banjo, Mario Kart DD, UR MR GAY 2

28th
10a-1:15 Minecraft, Octopath Traveler
5p-3 TASblock, Dark Souls, Zelda block

29th
12p-12 Super Mario World, LttP+SM, Chrono Trigger

NASA isn't popular because it's not reddit shit

Up your butt and around the corner.

Seems like she's mocking him

>TAS
>Dark Souls
you're retarded lol

>they're allowed to call it by its actual name and sex
What year is this article from?

>gdq
>women
Pick only one.

GDQ should be viewed as a speedrunning-themed charity event. People donate to the cancer awareness charity for the attention they receive. The speedruns are just there to fill the gaps.

I'm not so bad with touching others, but if someone touches me I flinch pretty hard.

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>not watching TAS for the cringe
And I'll probably just have Dark Souls on for background noise

sorry I can't read you'll have to say it to me

Bawk is simply more entertaining. Carci just does no damage shit now.

Why do you have only one wing? Are you some kind of retarded angel who didn't know to get a second wing? Fuckin faggot useless can't fly angel.

So you're saying all the women who never showed sexual interest in you were actually showing their respect for you?

Will ORRRRRRRB make a comeback?

That's not at all what I'm saying and I don't know how you came up with that.

I don't want to get #metoo'd

lol you're delusional. The world doesn't work to your whim

No, he's saying that her summoning over a camera man and acting like a retarded monkey seems to be fishing for a specific reaction that she wants to get on film for the purpose of mockery or "pranking."

Why do I always hear hydraulic machine noises in my head when I watch this?

You fucker. You've infected me with your sound AIDS.

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Someone please make that a video.

I think he was being sarcastic

>Getting a girl to have you touch her
Chad strat right there

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Here you go

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Dilate

heres an unironical yike

You're probably right. I just don't know what to expect from people after some of the things I've seen argued lately. I gotta chill

What is #metoo? I don't pay attention to twitter shit.

Women making up lies about being sexually assaulted in order to get attention and sympathy online. Very few accusations were substantiated.

id hit it