Twilight Princess's timeline makes literally no sense

I don't know how the fuck nobody noticed this plot hole but here goes.

>Twilight Princess is established to take place 100 or so years after Ocarina of Time
>Ganon is established to have been executed 7 years after Ocarina of Time
>Ganon proceeds to be sent to the twilight realm, meets Zant, conspires with him and Zant shortly after turns Midna into an Imp and escapes (how Zant managed to escape the Twilight Realm is another mystery)
>This would mean Zant escaped the Twilight Realm, thereby, the events of Twilight Princess as a whole, would take place 7 years after Ocarina of Time. This makes absolutely no fucking sense since it's supposed to take place 100 years after, and ganons execution 7 years after.

How the actual fuck did none of the lorefags of the zelda community not notice this?

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I don't care, I just want to fuck the imp.

Ganon roamed around the big empty ass twilight realm being angry for 93 years before he decided to use Zant.
Idiot.

>Ganon roamed around the big empty ass twilight realm being angry for 93 years before he decided to use Zant.

But why?

Because he has a superiority complex and refused to believe the twilight denizens could be of any actual use. Until 93 years passed and he still hadn't gotten anywhere.

In conjunction with the remaining monsters of Ganondorf's army, Zant opened a portal to Hyrule and began a conquest of the land.

you're a fucking faggot

>Because he has a superiority complex and refused to believe the twilight denizens could be of any actual use. Until 93 years passed and he still hadn't gotten anywhere.

The issue is that the game does absolutely nothing to establish the massive timeskip that would be necessary to explain how he went from being imprisoned in the twilight realm to meeting Zant (two events which would have had to take place 93 years apart from eachother). The way the game frames it it appears that he almost immediately met Zant after being sent to the twilight realm.

>thrown into the realm as a man
>when he meets zant he is literally a SUN of rage and angst
That's your problem for being a brainlet.

He needed a useful idiot and Sant was one, I guess.

Because he was a big head made of flames

How did Link get Ganondorf arrested without any physical evidence? Are we to believe OOT/MM Link went to the King and said something like "I went to 7 years in future and Ganondorf took over Hyrule" and the King just believed him?

I imagine zelda took care of that

But she already knew Ganondorf was sketchy. She was the one who told Link in the first place.

Can Zelda lorefags explain to me why LoZ series is great
>baby tier puzzles
Then again numale incel weeb/anime posters play these games the most so it explains it
>shitty fucking combat
Smash X to win oh boy
>boring world
Oh boy can't wait to go to a boring dungeon again
>shitty movement

He had the Triforce of Courage and Zelda had the Triforce of Wisdom as proof
I believe Zelda had the Triforce because the sacred realm works weirdly and outside of time and left the three of them and their predecessors forever holding the triforce which is why Twilight Princess Link has it in the future, but Wind Waker Link is unrelated to the Ocarina of Time Link and manages to earn it himself

are you fucking retarded? ganondorf tries to kidnap zelda almost immediately after you get the stones to enter the temple of time

they never cared about lore

Ganondorf was black so they took Link on his word.

>He ne
But why did it take him 93 years to find some random twili chucklefuck who he could give his powers to and convince to do his evil bidding?

He's talking about at the end of the game when Link returns to the past, are YOU fucking retarded?

Link travels back before all that happens you retard.

Why are you asking lorefags when your complaints seem to be gameplay related?

I imagine he was maybe 90,000 miles away and by the time he got there it was a long time into the future
Who knows?

dude, you dont know fucking shit
ganondorf would have already tried to kidnap the PRINCESS of the KINGDOM from the FUCKING CASTLE
jesus you're fucking legitimately stupid

>none of the lorefags not notice

Zant presumably had a lot of power of his own among the Twili.

WELL THEN WHAT WAS EVEN THE POINT OF TIME TRAVEL TO FUTURE?

holy shit are you fucking kidding me
go play the game you absolute fucking waste of space

>timeline
WOULD YOU KIDS STOP WITH THIS FUCKING NONSENSE AND JUST PLAY THE GODDAMN GAMES
THIS ISN'T FUCKING Yea Forums YOU FUCKING TWATS NOBODY SHOULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT STORY AND LORE AND TIMELINES
IT'S A FUCKING VIDEOGAME PLAY IT AND HAVE FUN

>ganondorf would have already tried to kidnap the PRINCESS of the KINGDOM from the FUCKING CASTLE
A kid is gonna come in from the future and say he's bad, then Ganondorf will run at the princess and try to run away and then doesn't get away even though he's got a hostage? Are you 17 user?

Dude took a sword through the torso and was being held together by the ToP. Maybe he had to go into sleep mode until he was strong enough to get back on his feet.

You sound incredibly ignorant. There are 3 timelines.

Aonuma barely gives a shit about consistency so the sooner you stop caring, the better.

On top of this, didn't she also tell her dad she doesn't trust him? Why the hell would some kid saying so convince him?

Are you a legit idiot or something

Why is it unbelievable that an immortal wizard needed 100 years to come up with a plan after being imprisoned in another dimension by 7 otherworldly sages?
>Ganon proceeds to be sent to the twilight realm, meets Zant, conspires with him
I don't remember that part
What I remember was Ganon possess' Zant in an odd way giving him godlike powers to overthrow Midna, but Zant didn't know till you beat him and Ganon poofs outta his body
Of course, I could be wrong - it's been a decade since I played it
You're really overthinking it though

>I imagine he was maybe 90,000 miles away and by the time he got there it was a long time into the future
>Who knows?

Well it's made clear that time flows the same in the Twilight Realm as in Hyrule as Link and Midna travel to and from it without any change in time in Hyrule.
>Zant presumably had a lot of power of his own among the Twili.

Did he? He didn't even use his own powers (assuming he had any) since he just used what powers Ganon gave him. So literally any other twili could have been as useful to him. The only reason he used Zant was because Zant had a motive to work with him (butthurt over not being made ruler). Surely, over the course of 93 goddamn years, there would have been another Twili who would have been willing to work with him for power.

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Why don't they make a Zelda game with Link and Zelda being older? Like in their 20s or 30s? Why do all Jap games feature such young characters?

brainlet post

because slant-eyes have an obsessive prettyboy culture going on over there.

>Why do all Jap games feature such young characters?
So the bitter, broken Japanese who buy them can self insert.

>timeline

There is zero reason why any of you should think too hard about this, the games are only meant to be loosely connected hence why as the series went on the timeline is becoming more and more fucked up with contradictions. In reality Nintendo doesn't give a shit about the consistency of the timeline, they only did it to appease the rabid Zelda fan base even though it ended up making the situation worse.

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Zelda games never have good plots you autist

But it would be much cooler to have a more rugged Link in his 30s

Aonuma thought TP Link was too masculine for audiences so he made BotW Link hyper androgynous for the girls and fags.

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Why do Japs want girly men so much?

>the games are only meant to be loosely connected
They were already experimenting with continuity back with AOL back in 1987.

Zelda's time-line is 1 thing invented to please dumb American and should not be taken seriously
Nintendo never made them games with that time-line in mind

Why is Twilight Princess Link the only Link to not get a direct sequel?

japs haven't had any real masculinity in them since the sengoku samurai era
so they go in the opposite direction and basically look like girls.

Because Shiggy killed TP2 to make SS.

Recall that Ganondorf is a Gerudo leader, and the Gerudo were likely a hostile threat to Hyrule Kingdom during the Unification War barely a decade prior. They are still territorial and hostile in OoT's child portion. Essentially, it could be a case of racial profiling that Ganondorf was arrested with no proof.

Marketing? Big action dudes pretty much died with the 80's/early 90s.

I'm not really talking about the consistency between the games' timelines I'm talking about how the timeline within Twilight Princess itself is completely fucked.

>>This would mean Zant escaped the Twilight Realm, thereby, the events of Twilight Princess as a whole, would take place 7 years after Ocarina of Time. This makes absolutely no fucking sense since it's supposed to take place 100 years after, and ganons execution 7 years after.
Aonuma said TP takes a couple hundreds of years after OoT.

twilight realm takes place in a dimension where time works differently. a relatively short time period in the realm could've taken place in the 100 years of Hyrule.

>I'm not really talking about the consistency between the games' timelines I'm talking about how the timeline within Twilight Princess itself is completely fucked
How?

You're just confirming what I'm saying user, they were experimenting as in they had no plan. If Nintendo had a plan we wouldn't have this fucked up timeline in the first place.

Well that just reinforces that Nintendo really doesn't give a shit about it.

>as in they had no plan
Kinda hard to plan when all you have is two games plus more on the way.

>Time is slowed in Twilight Realm
That's more of a faux answer than anything though, really.
Shit's a vidya game. Ain't gotta explain shit.

hylians dont give a shit
fuck the desert rats

Because they have superior taste.

>twilight realm takes place in a dimension where time works differently. a relatively short time period in the realm could've taken place in the 100 years of Hyrule.

So why is it that when Link and Midna travel to and from the Twilight Realm time is still the same as it was in Hyrule?

I mean they dick around for a good deal of time in there dealing with Zant, then come back and there's been no massive leap in time back in Hyrule.

You know what's the biggest fuck up with the timeline is that Ganondorf has attempted his conquest of Hyrule every time he's been resurrected from a race of women that only have a male every 100 years. It would be pretty fucking easy to kill this kid at birth then Ganondorf would never be a threat but no, Princess Zelda thought it would be better to build a fuck load of four legged magical tanks and four temple sized divine beasts to take down Ganon when he appears again. When you're this incompetent you deserve to get fucked over.

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It's not really a 'thing' outside of vidya and anime. Most Japanese women like manly men.

Maybe that's why all the Gerudo are gone in TP because Zelda had them genocided to stop the birth of any more Ganondorfs.

>Zelda had them genocided to stop the birth of any more Ganondorfs.
And now you guys know why Link never passed down his techniques.