Paper Mario experts. How the flying fuck do I beat this thing...

Paper Mario experts. How the flying fuck do I beat this thing. Multiple game overs later and this shit is frustrating me.

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Just use Yoshi and Vivian

And then what? Those damn dark lightning bolts, dead hands and her super charged dark rings of death keep fucking me over

Fucking noob, stop playing.

But I'm so close. and holy shit i don't want to see that crystal star cutscene AGAIN

the power plus badges are OP, just stack them if you got enough points

What is your current strategy? Why does it not work?

I dont remember what I did I just remember using those 2 to win, spamming stampede and fiery jinx. If youre really struggling that hard then farm some Life Shrooms beforehand on a new save file, and maybe a better build to boot HP wise. I dont think it lets you back away from Palace of Shadows after the bowser fight

The fuck are you doing. The game is supposed to be easy enough that even children could beat it.

>super charged dark rings of death
Vivian can protect you from attacks that take a turn to charge.
How have you made it this far in the game?
It's a strong boss, but it shouldn't be impossible-tier hard.

What if shadow queen tried to seduce you with peach's body haha

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What would she be like in bed

Just do Danger Mario, bro

>I dont think it lets you back away from Palace of Shadows after the bowser fight
Actually possible, although it takes forever

Affectionate, but aggressive and unrelenting. Basically you nut but she keeps sucking.

Don’t feel bad, OP. This is exactly where I got stuck

Do not lewd body possessed peach. Is there a shadow queen bowsette?

To my knowledge, no. But here is shadow queen with bowsette.

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Forcefed Bobbery syrup and have him bomb her in the name of Allah.

No one expects shadow queen to kick their asses. No fucking one.

Get rid of your defense badges. Almost all of her attacks pierce defense, so they're pretty useless. Equip P-Down D-Up, it has unpierceable defense.
Use Quick Change. Use Power Lift to boost Yoshi's attack for crazy damage. After Yoshi attacks, swap him out. His attack boost won't wear off since he isn't in. This way you can maintain the boost through the entire battle without having to reapply it.
Use Koops' Shell Shield to keep Mario from taking damage. Spam Sweet Treat to keep HP and FP up.
If you still can't do it, go back and get some good healing items, Life Shrooms, or Boo's Sheets.