Hey daddy, i've found this retro game from 15 years ago called The Last of Us and i'm completely hooked on it

>in some months people born after 9/11 will be allowed to post here

holy shit! underrated post

Do you want to see my Last of Us image folder sweetie?

what a disgusting post.
made my skin crawl.

kek

nice tweet you falseflag faggot

bzzt

LOL

Nobody will remember it 15 years from now.

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>Its true, we really were the last of us honey

don't call me daddy Sarah you're nine years old grow the fuck up already

the real question is why a child is playing a game that's rated 17+

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Nice

>Last of Us being remembered in 15-years

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Well daughter-son you see daddy likes gameplay and the last of us didn't have much. Run along now.

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Wait, the last of us is a video game?

I like you, you can fuck my sister

Lmao rekt

You're a terrible father.

Pic related, OPs view right now

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this would never happen because the last of us was forgotten within a week

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>no reason at all
I bought the ps3 version, and got the PS4 version bundled with my ps4 (only reason I got it was because it was $50 cheaper than every other bundle) and I platinumed it BOTH times, and I still fucking dislike it.
The gunplay leaves a lot to be desired. Most fights boil down to sneak attacks to cripple as much of the enemy ranks as possible in the first half of the game, then the second half is all about just blowing them away. I'd say most of the fights in the game are more akin to puzzles where you optimize your movement and learn enemy patterns (sometimes through trial and error) to kill as many people without having to actually fight and use ammo, as possible.

The in between of these setpieces is boring nothingness, occasionally sneaking around clickers which again is just watching them, it's puzzle more than it is any sort of action because they behave so predictably. Not inherently bad but not anywhere near as good as people say.

The reasonings for why people do what they do are all laid out so painfully blatantly in the collectibles that it harms the narrative overall when the crux of the end of the game is "I won't let them hurt ellie even if she may be the cure", but the collectibles you find for the 3 levels prior all say "Yeah we've had like 30-40 kids brought in who are all the EXACT same as ellie, we killed and tested them and couldn't figure shit out it's basically hopeless". there's no emotional impact there because he's not risking anything he's doing what he's been doing the entire fucking time.

The online is a god damned masterpiece though.

>time moves forward

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Nah, I never even played it.

Why are you playing games you fucking nerd? Go out and be popular with boys, you'll need the experience.

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C

fucking destroyed

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Shut up Chris.

>Sonyfags have to cope by making up fake situations in their head
>yfw Sonyfags are schizophrenic.

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OP rekt

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yikes

No, they hated it because it had bad gameplay and a generic story. Fuck off little girl.

Why did playstation fans become so fucking shit?
>They used to like games with gameplay and original concepts
>NOW WE WANT MOVIES
>TURN EVERYTHING INTO A MOVIE
>I WANT TO SPEND $60 FOR A MOVIE

>and I platinumed it BOTH times, and I still fucking dislike it

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>tfw i will never be a little girl

Shots fired.

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>Giving your 15 year old child a PS4
>Not giving them a PS2/Gamecube after working their way up through N64/PS1

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>Game is 18+
>Little girl plays said game
You already fail parenting, might as well admit that you hated the game for now reason.

Well, sweetie, the neckbeards hated the game because the director was a failed movie director who lied about audience reactions to get positive press and unironically wrote a strong black "Mary Sue" OC into another retro game series you like called Uncharted. He expected people to believe a waifish African pirate lady could fight off two well-built and experienced brawlers that easily tripled her wight in a fistfight, that her getting away scot-free despite being a murderer was a good idea, and thought it would empower women and people of color at the same time instead of be a hilarious punchline for those online forums you shouldn't be on.
Now, I'm confiscating your Last of Us game until you play through Final Fantasy IX and Chrono Cross like I asked you to. You can get it back after you tell me how Freya and Harle are best girls.

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based, now kill yourself OP

>not battling them in Pong for several months before permitting them limited access to the Mario NES cartridge

What do they say nowadays...... pwned?

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At least give them the Mario / Tetris / Soccer 3 in 1.

Damn, OP just got absolutely BTFO

On the off chance there is anyone who'd actually like to comment on the game: I finally got around to playing it a few months ago at last, as the second one of playing through the big 3 Sony third person Big Story games that share some elements (God of War 4, TLoU, and HZD).

It wasn't bad, but it also didn't grip me, and I think ultimately I liked it the least of the 3. I can see the technical achievements, this version of zombies was different in some interesting ways that added to the atmosphere, some of the scenarios were ok. It still didn't quite click though by the end. It felt a little overly scripted, even compared to the other two. I definitely hated the "adaptive" ammo system thing, it could work in an FPS but in the context of a survival game it was a really bad match and it basically punished you for doing well and playing it like a survival game. I also found the ending unsatisfying, in that it felt like people suddenly had to act like retards just because.

So basically I'm not sorry I played it through once, and I will probably even check out TLoU2 if the reviews are ok. But I don't really have any desire to ever play it again either.

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...go to your room

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>leetspeak
> √ 4076361
They just floss

HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER

Sakura is so cute. I hope someday we get a vidya that does that kind of wizard wide utility (with attacks just a small part) magic system justice, though it'd take better world physics and AI then we'll probably have for a while.

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Try 16-17

Is it true that "taste" is just a generational thing and that future generations, due to early exposure will tend to like things the prior generation hated? Or is it that taste has some greater quantifier that pertains to a slower rate of human evolution?

i don't see it happening, but sakura herself does have a few vidya and at least one is fan translated

I wish I was OP.

more

oof, as young people say

>i don't see it happening
I honestly think we'll get there someday. We're closing in on the point where graphics are "done", as in they can hit the point where humans no longer see any difference. That already basically happened in movies, the best special effects now are essentially transparent. Once that happens then naturally it rapidly stops being a differentiator, there won't be "technically impressive" games anymore where all it is is better graphics.

So what will devs do next? They'll start fleshing things out sideways. Better world physics is a clear one to aim at, since it'll simultaneously help another important goal which is lowering the threshold of cost and skill needed to make use of the power available. Just like computing itself, everything started with machine language, then moved up to higher and higher levels. More power was spent on lowering the human cost as human time became more valuable then machine time.

>daddy are we going extinct?

Guess who's getting a cold shower.

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>Of course not, sweetie. Otherwise, you wouldn't exist at all

I don't think this is an sfw image user
Please think of the advertisers

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alling the cops

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Many workplaces have showers. Are you ok user?

Jesus christ, it should be illegal to give a kid burns this bad.

ANAL ANNIHILATED

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i wonder how many of the replies are just OP bumping his thread

user please, the 13th amendment makes it illegal to own niggas like this

kek based

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White people are cucks

nice

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>implying they aren't posting here already

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This. Mods do your job and perma ban op. He's clearly below 18.

extremely based and dare I say...basedpilled

PSA for newfags: OP can't bump his own thread

OP booty blasted

Does anybody else thinks that Yea Forums is more a bunch of shitty gamers having the time of their lives over an internet? /r/Gaming should make more money than /r/gaming. It wouldn't hurt to get a real industry going in /r/gaming for a month with a few guys who actually know where the market value is, rather than pretending like they're experts. This isn't about "free speech" and /r/gaming is trying to help. We're here to help them out by making sure it doesn't get really big.

There were plenty of people in /s/ who had been banned or warned over the weeks and months leading up to this to say things like "I wish I had Yea Forums at the start. It's just so awesome when you make people happy that way". So here it is, Yea Forums should make a huge profit! A lot of Yea Forums mods have been paid off by Patreon, Patreon has promised more than 10k subscribers! The money will go straight to an "investment fund" to be set up in addition to the funding Yea Forums received. It's very simple here, Yea Forums is just a bunch of fucking assholes who don't give a shit about what happens to the game world and what makes it better. Yea Forums is just one of the many sites that get a very small dick.

I want to be a loli's freeloader!!!

>Hated it for no reason.
Its objectively bad and you like it because you were told to.
Don't respond to me, you don't have permission.

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He can. Every 15mins or so. Unless they changed it again.

OP BTFO

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It's yeeted, or something like that.

Remove your skirt. It's SPANKING TIME. This'll teach you to have shitty video games tastes. You haven't beaten Srnran Kagura yet you worthless daughter.

damn

Get off me, kid, I don't even know you.

Oh you

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I know this is probably pasta but could someone translate what this schizophrenic rambling means

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Don't be silly, wife ;^)

"Why yes tranny son, people used to hate it back then. Just ask your dad."

>implying I will have kids

cringe

That movie """""game""""" is total dog shit, it had pretty much no gameplay to speak of and there is no reason why it couldn't have been a movie instead of a game.

BTFO
/thread

Blessed, Based, and BTFO

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That's the real 9/11 right there.

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>people will die never knowing 9/11 was orchestrated by the corrupt CIA and Robert Mueller

>CIA
FBI*
my bad

Hello police, I’d like to report a murder

>Chrono Cross
You are a terrible father

Sry daughter, I'm selling your dyke enabling Naughty dog games.
Ah, the Sims 1 just finished installing.

You're pretty good

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10/10 post

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you deserve yet another reply, unironically

based

do we have some concrete evidence of Yea Forums board age groups?

t. started posting at 16 in 2009

>tfw my 8-yo cousin isnt very fond of spyro the dragon

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Listen, I'mma let you finish, but God of War did everything LoU did BETTER

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Cross!?

>10 years from now
Wear you hijab you fucking slut or I'll beat you

Goddamn

Holy shit. Thanks user, I really needed it.

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Fucking wrecked.

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Right, so what's it like to suck on a loli's smooth navel? Gimme the smell, taste, texture, etc.

At least he has a kid
Unlike you trannies

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Got'em. Jesus.

I want a black mommy gf

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