Good game is unfairly criticised by a reviewer with bad taste

>american cuisine

>>no one ever told me pizza was greasy
A good pizza is not that greasy.

the dough was raw which is not only gross but a food health hazard

Yea Forums has no clue when it comes to good food and will think that pizza looks good because omg dude look at all that grease, lol!

Shit was undercooked like a motherfucker because that damn wop uses too much fucking dough and topping. A pizza that size is coming out burnt or undercooked every time.

>eating shitty pizzas
It's okay user, we dont all live in great homes, but to assume we're all eating the same kind of unhealthy shit you eat is just sad

>goes out to eat at a pizza place known for it greasy and fatty food which people like
>"WTF why is this food greasy?"
Anyone got that webm of that guy eating a pizza and wiping the fat with a napkin?

he owns a bunch of very high end restaurants and is the star of numerous tv shows about cooking and baking
he also regularly shows up on talk shows to present a meal he prepared and then explains how to do it with various demonstrations, often live, one time he even cut himself on accident and started swearing it was pretty funny
he is probably the most famous chef in the world and it is likely that his level of hype and legacy will not be reached again for some time by another chef

>game devs have to dumb down the game to make the consumer feel good about themselves.

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I gotchu famalam

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Fucking americans, it doesnt even look crusty ffs
Who wants a bready oily pizza?
You fuck off

the grease is the least of the problems, it's the raw pastry. if a food inspector was there they would get shut down.

This is a comedy sketch

>he owns a bunch of very high end restaurants
didn't like 90% of these shut down?

>Americans talking about "good food"
lmao, no wonder you hate Based Ramsay

HELLO RAMSAY

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How autistic do you have to be to post this over 100 times?

Does Yea Forums actually like this webcomic artist or is this just another one of those shitty ones that gets mocked relentlessly? It's been going around a lot

>grease bad
Do Europeans REALLY think this? Kinda cringe tbqh

Go back to bed, Ramsey. You're drunk again.

go back you stupid nigger

Gordon Ramsey wouldn't know what a good fuckin pizza looks like if someone threw one at his square deformed head. He's the kind of fucker that would eat a single slice of low fat vegan shite and think that's a good meal. Fucking snob cunt. If you're pizza isn't dripping so much oil the US would invade it then it's not a fucking pizza, it's fucking cardboard with cheese. If I were there I'd eat every last slice and slurp up the cheese that fell off, the fact that Ramsey doesn't do this is proof that all the fucking botox injections he as had has fucked up his brain. That's some good fuckin pizza fuck you Ramsey.

Everytime this thread is made i dont know if the people defending this disgusting piece of american food are real.

This looks like literal garbage tier pizza.
I mean i 'm not some snob but cmon this looks like trash

>Its another mexican with inferiority complex drawing himself as Son Goku episode.

youtube.com/watch?v=YfbVkQHh8s4
it isnt

this pizza is garbage

source: im italian

why would anyone like a grown-ass man who draws himself like a Dragonball character?

Just Britbongs. They trim all the fat off their meats and can't explain why all their food tastes like garbage.

There's nothing comedic about the effeminization of modern men

Not bad taste, but irrational and uncalled for anger from the public in general. This was a good Multiplayer game.

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Don't reply to it or give it attention.

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No, the creator just shills his shit left and right and posts his racebaiting pages along with his censored nsfw pages to try his hardest to advertise
he used to even talk about doing it in the Yea Forums /hyw/ discord

post the lewd ones

Can we get some actual arguments other than
>GREASE BAD
>Americans really think THAT"S good pizza?????

A lot of the panels are incredibly hit or miss, but when they hit, you KNOW they hit.
And a lot of the story sidetracks into a bunch of weird bizarro dude weed shit that nobody actually cares about for the "character development".

I read it for the goth girl

It's about half of them. From what I understand that's not as bad as it sounds. The majority of restaurants fail even if they are good restaurants. It's just a shitty flooded industry to get into.

I'm not even european, you artery-clogged amerifat

no, grease can be good
Americans just tend to drown everything in it
there is no nuance in american cooking, it's binary

Its people that don't know how to cook at all, watched maybe one foodie program in their life, and think because grease carries flavor that "good food" must be COVERED in grease.

Ignoring the grease that pizza isn't even cooked. Only a tard would eat raw food. A tard or a frenchman, I guess.

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>Do Europeans REALLY think this?
You know where Pizzas come from, right?

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>order thin crust
>get goopy undercooked dough on a regular tossed pizza
>this is the best!
Is this freedom?

Is it me, or does this gladium guy keep changing his trip code?

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You need to go back, Pedro.

It is undercooked, the dough is too thick, the topping ratio is off.

It is also too greasy.

I don't think a single person on this board has made a pizza that wasn't premade and frozen.

oink oink oink *freedom*

But Ramsay said all what needs to be said about that horrible Pizza, Grease isn't bad excessive amount of it is

>Its not like Gamergate already proofed how crooked most reviewers are and that many have a clear political agenda
>Its not like everybody knows already that most reviewers have to go for clickbait only articles to make a living
>Its not like they are known to be notoriously shit at videogames. Last time proven by cuphead.

New York?

counting from their website they have 37 restaurants and pubs, 4 of which are michelin starred
so a bunch might have been a little generous but damn, still some shit

Is that, that deep-dish shit?
Cause that ain't a pizza, that's just a bread plate full of tomato sauce

That isn't even the main character.

Only italiancucks who are upset that turks have stolen one of their national dishes.

i bet you believe gaming devs and kotaku journos browse Yea Forums for market research and things to write about too if you're that paranoid everyone in Yea Forums is someone spying on threads or whatever the fuck

Nothing about Italy has been good for over 500 years.

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>Way too much cheese on it
>Dough is literally raw

post the varg edit

Got a source my niggy? I like them goth girls too

Americans are so disgusting. This is pig's food.

i love you too

>serve raw pastry
>customer gets sick
>lawsuit

Glossing over the grease, try justifying that the dough is straight up raw in parts of it.

It's actually impressive how around italy you can find a truckload of different ways of making pizza.

Then americans still managed to somehow get absolutely nothing from any of them and make a piece of fucking shit instead.

You would think that with no free healthcare people would take minimal care in how they eat

>raw dough
>listed as a negative
OOF

don't worry bro, one of the few tripfags i've filtered because of how much of a no life shitposter he is

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This is what a real pizza look like.

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Whats the name again

just hurry up and get a heart attack from shovelling 20 big macs a day

Unnecessary tripcodes should be a bannable offense.

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Unbased hamplanet.

Am I the only one that cooks and eats all my food at home and maybe just a few times a year eat outside?
And when I do eat outside I don't want to eat any regular food, I want some trashy greasy shit because it's actually taste so good when you only eat it once in a while.

Ennui Go!

No, I used to be in the discord server with him where he talked about how he did what I said. Learn to actually form a coherent sentence before you reply to me again.

>americans eat raw dough
not even suprised, fucking neanderthals

They like their pizza dry and plain and hand tossed by Muslims.

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based

Pizza in general is disgusting anyway.

I can literally smell this post

>Eating raw dough can cause food poisoning. People usually get sick within hours or days after eating. Most people recover within a week. However, some people develop a serious type of illness called hemolytic uremic syndrome (HUS), which can result in kidney failure, stroke, and even death.

I would devour that pizza. Looks tasty yum yum yum

ennuigo.smackjeeves.com/comics/2196327/ennui-go/

Go nuts. Goth girl doesnt appear until later, and every side character fucking blows. Oh and the porn is Moon Over June tier, dont bother. Read it for the "heh this guy totally browses Yea Forums" comics.

>>Its another mexican with inferiority complex drawing himself as Son Goku episode.
why is this so accurate

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Better than swimming in fat made by fat mexicans who spit in your food

Well this thread has made me hungry for pizza

I would eat like 3 pieces
Thick bready pizza + grease = deadly combination you'd feel like shit if you eat too much

>unironically liking shemales

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There's been worse pizza on the show by now.

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I love how the girl is keking through the whole thing. Like she's getting payback from that oldfuck.

>Incel telling others about manliness.
o im laffin

It's called stuffed pizza. It's got one crust layer on the bottom, then the cheese and toppings, and then another crust layer on top of that, then sauce is poured on top of that. Kind of like a pizza and a calzone fucked and had a baby.

MELTED CHEESE AND BACON ARE SO EPIC

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>filename
That's lasagna

I just want the porn though

>people who think there's a "proper" way to make food besides in a way that tastes fucking good and isn't lethal to consume

Retards

he's probably just a proud old fuck and treats her like shit

Youre out of luck, go somewhere else.

>Ulillillia

The unironically patrician celebrity chef coming through

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how about you get raped by a horse and kill yourself instead you paranoid retard

Tell me about it

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I can feel you oinking from here, mutt.

wtf why

lewd ones?

Anyone trying to claim raw dough is ok is a fucking moron. This board proves it is not only shit at videogames, but also shit at cooking. I could beat anyone here in quake and then make a better pizza than you after. Casual NIGGER BOARD.

try a little bit less hard next time

I like european style pizza, but it is hard to find a place where they are as generous with the toppings as in your pic. Looks good, but what are the round, brown things?

>Comic 1137

What the FUCK?

More than half of modern Italian pizza is made like American varieties now because of it's popularity, Ahmed.

was there any beaner that wasn't spending all their school time tracing dragonball z pictures they printed from the library so they could put the picture they drew into the front of their binder

Looks good.

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>all this seething
Sorry Muhammad, but you'll just have to cope with the fact that European """food""" will never match American cuisine.

I agree with you game was alright but Nintendo was seriously tone deaf releasing a weird chibi prime spinoff during the Metroid drought after Other M.

Why butter on a burger? Why so fucking much butter?

I was going to shit on you guys and say how both the big ass pizzas and those that you posted are shit but those pizzas look really tasty, not only that but also healthy
Honestly pic related is how i think a pizza should look like, its like a good balace between the gigantic pizza and yours

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>Amerishart has never seen an olive before

jesus wept

dont reply to tripfags

Why do they want to kill their customers? They'll go out of business.

>American butter burgers.

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What the fuck, people put butter in their burgers?
Why?
And why the FUCK so much

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>Why butter on a burger?
are you kidding?

>itt third world countries screech about freedom.
A reminder that Ramsey is a fucking joke who hates Hawaiian pizza.

t. eats beans with his chili

I don't care about the comics, but I hate this. Fire Emblem was dumbed down like 2 decades ago and I'm still mad.

Being oily or greasy isn't the problem, it's when it's more grease than fucking sauce that's soaking raw dough.

IM PART ITALIAN
>eats absolutely debased semen bread
Fucking yanks.

>olives

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I DONT LIKE A BUN

Mistake checked and filter added. Thanks, user.

On-topic: Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

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>americans are discusting
>haha stupid American pigs eat pizza
>WTF MUTT PIZZA COMES FROM EUROPE DONT STEAL OUR TRADITIONS >:(

try to come up with a better counter argument than >ummm he said it to me one time okay just take my word for it idiot

I'm hungry

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Anyone else noticed yet that the food americans love is literally the kind of food that is served on child menus?

No, why? I already dislike butter on a sandwich or bread roll with cold cuts and shit, putting in on a burger sounds completely alien to me.

>people died for this
I bet now americans only fetch pokemon creatures

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>average american diet
youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

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>healthy
lol

youtube.com/watch?v=OsuoqSnJVc0

man I sure do love eating raw pastry and having diarrhea

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isn't pizza supposed to be greasy garbage?

>Hawaiian pizza
Yeah because Hawaiian's sure know their pizza you fat fucking spastic. Get some haggis from the Japs while you're at it, maybe some McDonald's from Croatia.

Intelligent are the ones who eats good pizza.
Wise are the ones who don't fag out just because it's not good pizza.

>all these pleb pizzas

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Im a New Yorker; theres literally nothing wrong with eating pizza like that.

Butter is actually used fairly often in Wisconsin while grilling bur...
>Butter on a finished burger
Fuck me that's disgusting.

Chicano's blame all of their shortcomings on everyone else to the point that even actual Mexicans can't stand them.
If you constantly have a "Its not my fault because x" mentality then eventually you'll go all fucky in the head.

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>I've never been to America or eats outside of mummy's tendie kitchen: THE POST

lol stay coping you dumb mutt

t. el parasito

>Americans unironically believe pizzas should be a bloated greasy mess with shit cheese and inflated raw dough.

lmfao

Don't be mean to our american bros.

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Yeah i didn't like olives when i was a kid too, don't worry kiddo, when you grow up you'll get better taste.
Well it looks Healtier than that oily raw pizza from the OP

Trip FILTERED!

>American cuisine.
*sensible chuckle*

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Yeah sorry I didn't order a pizza to eat some fruit you fucking shitlord. If you give me a pizza with fruit on it, you better have created some kind of desert.

ugly

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Hawaiian is a style you fucking euroslum, not a country of origin.
Hawaiian pizza didn't even originate in Hawaii, kind of like how Canadian bacon isn't Canadian.

Anybody who eats with a knife and fork has forgotten their own hunanity

>American cuisine
>anything but bastardised versions of superior european recipes

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time to redpill

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Italy hasn't existed that long dick teeth

It comes from Canada, you drooling retard.

whatever you say bro

>What the fuck, people put butter in their burgers?
>Why?
You do know butter is basically just animal fat, right?

honestly thats not a pizza anymore it's more of a pie or a quiche

I like the taste of a good butter on a slice of toast, but that amount is ridiculous.

>seething
uhhh not really. if you want to get diabetes and a stroke from eating essentially tubs of grease then you keep being wrong for all i care. i mean either way you know you're a fat useless shit so w/e

>t. mutt

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMERIFATTIES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>467524942
>shitlord
Nice bait.

post some of your superior food then, champ

ok boomer

Imagine liking Gordon Reddity

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