Dear zoomers of Yea Forums, can you explain something to me...

>pancake myself and others by texting while I'm driving on the freeway

I hope you know that it's Millennials who started this.

>don't look into the bizarre mannerisms twitch streamers exhibit while streaming to baby zooms
It's ya boi, faggot-kun, telling you to GTFO.

Yeah well all of the Millennials that did this are dead by now so it's just stupid Zoomers left

It's really too bad they have to kill other people while they're at it and cause damage to property when they smash into it

LETS GO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOLY SHIT
WE GOT IT CHAT
WOOOOOOO
LETS FUCKING GO
YEAH DUDE
LETS GO DUDE
LETS FUCKING GO
WOOOOOO
SHIT MAN
LETS GO MAN
YEAAHHHHHHHH
youtube.com/watch?v=8srazeJkSbo

This whole place is one big PSYOP that traces back to Tavistock Institute with a heavy dose of the MindWar program set up by the U.S. PSYOP departments of the military. It is painfully obvious to anyone who is new here. All popular forums like this are designed to use Gestalt psychology against potential free thinkers and manipulate their worldview. Why do you think so many posts are just stupid shit or designed to make you hate or fear others?

Natural selection, baby

Did you have myspace/msn/icq/teamspeak back in the day? Because if not you're probably not a non-conformist, but just a lonely faggot without friends.

This place is an NPC filter. If you're not one, it tempers your mind.

CLIP IT
HOLY SHIT CLIP IT
CLIP IT CHAT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

It's nigger hype-speak

It's better than the dark period where everyone said "woot"

you have no friends

w00t

Ah shit, I forgot about that

-.-

the pre-ironic internet era was vastly superior to the shit we have today.

my girlfriend's son asked me for a $20USD card.
I asked what he needed.
"I want to donate to DR. Respecter(or whatever the fuck his name is?)"
I said if I say you're name will you give me twenty$?
he won't talk to me, it's been over two weeks now.

You'd be surprised at how many Millennial freeway text-and-drivers still survive. Out of sheer luck. They're ticking time bombs... A fucking disaster waiting to happen. In a perfect world they'd all just drive into EACH OTHER. Alas, the world isn't

You now remember when we used to say "pwned" and "rofl"

>"woot"
it was w00t

and "trolled"
and it feels like we were much more innocent back then, even though we did call each other niggerfaggot all the same
people spending decade plus on one website was a mistake

We called each other niggerfaggots, but we never really meant it

A little harsh. It's not like they want to hurt people and they genuinely feel bad when they kill others and survive the ordeal. Most of them really don't know what happens to the human body when it collides with concrete and steel at 80MPH. Like, it's literally a mystery to them until it happens. Surprise!

It should be harder to get a license. Our young people are clearly not smart enough to be behind the wheel and we NEED to protect them from their own stupidity. It is a very real problem

also
what is this "EXPOSED" shit i hear my Gf's kid screaming?

He's lookin' at porn

nah, fuck that
these guys are fucking retards that have no idea why they say it
retarded faggots like them have been around since forever, it's just that the internet gives them a voice and that voice reaches impressionable ears
so we get a whole retarded crop growing up cause of just a few stupid motherfuckers
that shit isn't culture, it's fucking cancer

i thought that but his mother allows him to play some royale battle game. it's not porn at all.

It's when an e-celeb does what Mr. Swedish YouTuber refers to as an "oopsie". When one person screws up so much that it may or may not ruin their career. But the fun thing about controversy is that it's more likely to just blow over, and the attention will give you more subs at the end of the day so it's meaningless.

>ok dudes let's fake some hype in the chat because someone just wasted their money again by subbing to me for 300 months in a row

youtube.com/watch?v=0rOFw_3t8t0

Shut up candyass faglord i meant it everytim

rofl epic owned

They use trendy lingo to seem cool
>Lego
>big fax
>pop off
>fosho
>too ez gg
>poggers
>dude bro
>lil bitch

it's a thing stolen from TheRainMan

TRM LET'S GO is the original Let's go. Everybody else is just a copycat

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nobody gives a fuck

>ez
Fuck you i will never not say that, fuck kids

The fuck does pog mean. i only see it posted here when people make fun of zoomers but i genuinely don't get what it means.

I don't want to imagine the generation after them

who?

this post really r0x0rd my b0x0rs

YOU DON'T BELONG HERE IN THIS TIME

They stole it from Big Brother season 10 winner and season 14 runner up, Sir Daniel Gheesling

i fucking h4x0rd your mom's ass last night

Their children wouldn't even be smart enough to put food in their mouths at least

it means shit slaps yo fo real, it makes ya swerve and slay with the bae, and that's the tea sis!