When will Nintendo stop shitting around and finally state Zelda and Ganondorf are a couple...

>nintendo franchise
>literally all other girls are better than the main girl
Especially true for Legend of Zelda.

>no matter who Link bangs, either Paya or Mipha get cucked

You have to be in a relationship to get cucked. Paya and Mipha both never got involved with Link.

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Opinions?

"Spending Mother's Day with Mrs. Parr"

^Is what you need to Google for

None of my stories feature niggers

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>non-white equals cuck shut
Oh no no no no
And link is better off with any other girl

t. anime-sissy dicklet

Why is this board so obsessed with this degenerate fucking fetish? It's all you faggots talk about.

Seriously, you can't talk about anything else?

See

Why are you so obsessed with cuck shit user?

>link was happy exploring the world and killing monsters
>got his memories back and saved zelda
>forced back to his unhappy position of unwavering loyalty
Set my boy FREE

what's the source?

>Male and female is considered a fetish now.

Am i missing something here?

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>Playing dumb

Yes, you're a cuck, and that is a fetish

they think it's cuck shit because they self-insert as link

The dicklet wh*toid projects yet again

What the hell are you idiots talking about.
That's stupid.

Good, MMF with a twinky guy in the middle is patrician.

>Games usually hint at Link/Zelda being a pair
>Massive surge in Yea Forums using the word cuck, talking about cuckolding, posting porn about cuckolding, etc.

It has nothing to do with self-inserting, you're just actually retarded

Make some original fucking threads for once

I blame Skyward Sword for this shit.

link and Zelda weren't a thing in oot, tp, and even SS if mipha didn't die

your insecurities are getting the better of you
whether you want to admit it or not, you are subconsciously inserting yourself into the role of link, and that's why this picture is "cuckolding" to you.

That's retarded

>self insert
Most of the games are literally about Link defeating the evil Ganon and saving the princess Zelda. If you honestly think nobody recognizes Link as a distinct character and are self inserting you are fucking retarded beyond belief. The only people who would unironically enjoy a Zelda/Ganon pairing are unironic cucks who enjoy the feeling of being betrayed and humiliated, and cancerous fangirls who have a fetish for chasing the bad guy and have neither respect nor understanding for a story's themes or characters.

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>When will Nintendo stop shitting around and finally state Link and Ganondorf are a couple? They obviously don't want ZxL to be canon.
FTFY

Give it to me straight, boys. Will the new Zelda feature NTR?

>"waaahhh let me have my delusional self-insert fantasies because I'm obsessed with being cucked, how dare you treat a character as a character, waaahh!"

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>The only people who would unironically enjoy a Zelda/Ganon pairing are unironic cucks who enjoy the feeling of being betrayed and humiliated
That's you right there, self-inserting as link.
If you feel betrayed or humiliated when looking at this image, you are self-inserting.

Why it gotta be tumblr like art

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I came into this thread for source and I will leave as soon as I get what I want.
Come on, give it to me, help a brother out!

Google "empathy"

>implying Zelda wasn't PORKED by Calamity Ganon for a hundred years straight

That's how she kept him trapped in Hyrule Castle: by keeping his pork sausage jammed to the hilt inside her upside-down Triforce. Every time he tried to pull out so he could go fuck up Hyrule she pulled him back in twice as hard.

Empathize with what? Getting bent out of shape over this paring is bizarre as fuck.

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Yes

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That empathy IS self-inserting. He is a fictional character. You feel "his" pain because you are putting yourself in his shoes.

Dumb dumb. It’s GanonxLink

You can choose not to feel, you know? Ever heard of managing and controlling your emotions?

No, I wont buy your game
Yes, I will buy your game now

so, coping?

nintendo knew exactly what they were doing with that crossdressing shit. fucking brainwashing

Calling a spade a spade is not bizarre at all. Ignore Link for a second and consider what a massive treachery it would be for the princess of Hyrule to shack up with the guy that destroyed her kingdom and slaughtered thousands of her people because some fangirls online have a bad boy fetish and get off on that
Understanding someone else doesn't mean self inserting as them, why is this so difficult for you? I empathize with Zelda's loneliness, but that doesn't mean I self insert as her. Please re read the definition or have an adult explain it to you.
Being unable to empathize is a symptom of mental illness

Motherfucker! Where is the source? Do you think it's a fucking game? Cucking Link is my fetish and I've only seen a two or three decent pictures of it! Tell me about the artist! Now!

>dude Zelda belongs with the androgynous twink manlet, not the warlord who 1v100s Hyrulean armies and storms castles every other Sunday

t. you

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this

You must be mentally ill.
Link does not appear at all in the picture you have been presented with. Despite this, you wonder what Link must feel when he sees Zelda fucking Ganondorf. You aren't merely understanding his feelings, you are putting yourself in his shoes and projecting your feelings onto him.

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Calling a spade a spade is not bizarre at all. Ignore Link for a second and consider what a massive treachery it would be for the princess of Hyrule to shack up with the guy that destroyed her kingdom and slaughtered thousands of her people because some fangirls online have a bad boy fetish and get off on that

The sooner you understand ships aren't meant to always be taken seriously the happier you'll be

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You are a LOSER and a KEK with LOW SELF ESTEEM
I don't give a shit about Link, hence why I said "ignore Link for a second" and consider the massive betrayal of Zelda's character you're hoping for

Miyamoto’s wife is the reason we got hot Link go thank her bro’s

That androgynous twink manlet beats the shit out of the warlord anytime they meet, so I don't know what your point is

You all need to take the vanillapill

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>Zelda and Ganondorf are a couple
Wrong Zelda, Link and Ganondorf are a couple
Ganondorf fucks Link while Link fucks Zelda

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Tastes bland

Post more GanonDaddy.

Never. Ganondorf is the wielder of evil, it's his job to lose every reincarnation.

When will the cuckshit ever stop? Jesus christ. And I thought NTR fags were bad

Here's hydrated dorf

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You said ignore link for a second, but you don't actually mean it. You're blatantly lying about the fact you hate this because you feel that icky NTR feeling in your tummy when you see Zelda fucking someone other than Link.

There are multiple incarnations of all three characters, so you can just imagine an incarnation where Link's nature as a twinky bi slut helps bring Zelda and Ganondorf together in a lustful threesome that brings the Hylians and Gerudo together in an era of peace and stability. Zelda gets to have babies with two dads, Link gets his ass filled whenever he wants it, and Ganondorf has his pick of the finest woman and man Hyrule has to offer.

you are projecting your own feelings onto other people, friend.
It's not cuckshit unless you self-insert as Link

>Insecurities

Lmao okay armchair psychologist

I'd respect you faggots more if you just admitted you were into NTR shit and understood that some people are going to call it a weird fetish, yet you're the one who gets defensive because some dared to call your fanart stupid

Ah, fuck it. I can't find the source. Fuck you, OP, you fucking cuck. Fuck you all, guys. Also, the whole game series are stupid as fuck.

It is the duty of all honest men to call out shit taste wherever it festers lest this board become even more of a cesspit
Please take a break from internet porn for a while

>armchair psychologist
Where else would a psychologist sit?

Woah he's a big boy.

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When the main theme of the image[s] is that the girl who is usually with someone else (Link X Zelda/etc), it's cuckshit pure and simple. That's all these images ever are. Like the Peach and Bowser ones and people are like "lmao mario tiny dick, peach only want throbbing dino cock". And NTR is always the same bullshit too.

Just stop. For fucks sake it's so bad.

>Please take a break from internet porn for a while
Nah

kek this. I know it’s cool and fun to be ironic and nihilistic but the entire point of the series is having the courage to face down what you fear makes you a better man than someone who is just naturally powerful.

this

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>cuck shit
why do heteros gotta ruin everything

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Based and cuckshed pilled

you're still doing it

With as faggy as he's been acting, probably on a cock.

yOu'Re InSeCuRe

Taste is subjective

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Basded

if you stroll into a porn thread and start complaining about how a fictional character would feel if he saw it, you are insecure

I hate the fanart that makes Ganondorf look like a nice hippie fag. That dude doesn’t have a good bone(r) in him

where is the sauce nigga?
neither yandex nor r34.xxx is giving anything

except the zeldas in the adult timeline

Kys self inserter

Stories are fantasies, children. Reality is a different ball game. In reality, Zelda would be all over Ganoncock

yOu'Re SeLf-InSeRtInG aNd ThAt'S wHy YoU dOn'T lIKe It

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So it is self inserting. What’s wrong? Got bullied by a buff guy you gay fag?

In reality Ganon would be dead nigga lmao.

In reality, Ganondorf only has eyes for Link.

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Cry more, virgin.

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reminder that she is wearing pants and those are not bird feet, they are boots

In reality Ganon would’ve genocided everyone after he took control of Hyrule and would’ve killed Link in their first battle and would’ve had an army of Zelda/Ganon litters that would’ve repopulated Hyrule.

*blocks your path*

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