Why do smash players talk like this?

why do smash players talk like this?

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Nobody says half these things.

>1999+20
>still thinking smash is a fighting game

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I’m a smash autist and I have literally never heard more than half of these. Are you okay, OP? Are you a faggot?

I'm pretty certain they talk like this, OP.

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>smashbabbies trying to damage control

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I haven't heard half of these also
>spacing:spacing
>spacing:microspacing

this is what I initially assumed to be OPs post

no one says any of these besides tech and lag

They don't.

This reminds me of pissy shitties.

Citation on anyone, and i mean anyone ever using the terms "toss ems, wakie, cashbattle or huggies" in a serious commentated match

>go to smash locals in Britain
>some right twat in a mask gives me the old Grabby Stabby into Jabby

>all these people failing to realize its a joke
Mamma mia, my dudes.

>It's another "I was just pretending to be retarded" episode
Based retard

Can't get upset when you pretend to be retarded and people call you what you tried to be

>functions : characters
That one is pretty funny.
Did they ever recover from the terrible damage control they did claiming nobody cares about characters in a fighting game explicitly about crossing over characters?

considering how Infinite bombed bad enough for them to cancel DLC plans?

take a shower

>locals - daycare

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>daycare
>night-night
kek

God, I hate Smashbabies so fucking much for this. Why must these kiddy fucksticks insist on talking in the most juvenile way possible

>Mfw smashbabies call casual matches “chummy-fun time”
>Mfw smashbabies call start-up/wind-up frames ”startsies”
>Mfw smashbabies cal recovery frames “Endies”
>Mfw smashbabies call zoning “stay-aways”
>Mfw smashbabies call footsies “toenail-tickling”
>Mfw smashbabies call Rekkas “Zoomy-zooms”
>Mfw smashbabies call hard reads “Misfortune Telling” (misfortuning or getting told for short)
>Mfw smashbabies call setting button layouts “Map Marking”
>Mfw smashbabies call grapplers “Hugglebears”
>Mfw smashbabies call juggling “Volleyball”
>Mfw smashbabies call trading “Double-deuces”
>Mfw smashbabies call spacing “Flower arranging”
>Mfw smashbabies call getting Stunlocked “getting sticky keyed”
> Mfw smashbabies call taking perfect rounds “Going beddy-bye” or “Getting tucked in”
>Mfw Smashbabies call pokes “Stretchies”
>Mfw Smashbabies call disjointed hitboxes “Proxy-boxes”
>mfw smashbabies call short hops “shops”
>mfw smashbabies call consecutive short hopping “going shopping” or “going/taking someone to the mall/store”
>mfw smashbabies call Z-Motions "Fucking impossible"
>mfw smashbabies
>mfw
>

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>not "mfw when smashbabies call smash a "fighting game""
One job.

Oh no a community has its own identity. How can I deal with this? Boo hoo

Nigga UMVC3 is gonna be an official side game at evo and Inifinte is fucking dead lol

>functions - characters

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How did UMVC3 become so popular when half the game is just particle effects?

topkek

the other half is literally 75% of the characters being broken

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