OH NO NO NO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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what the fuck is star citizen

>3-month old Forbes article.
Nice find user lol
Also, it will be playable some day. If Roberts fails, the game will come out. It's currently up as collateral to a fanancier, so if the project goes under, the bank will cash out the debt insurance and push it out with Pajeets.
Roberts will spend the rest of his days checking for car bombs and glowniggers and Shekelstein's Pajeet Citizen falls drastically below Reddit's standards.

When I read that only two planets were completely done I felt bad for everyone who donated jesus

good goy

How many planets are there supposed to be?

You're retarded if you think that post is endorsing SC. I'm just saying a bank currently owns the game, and you can be damn sure they will shit it out. They wouldn't have accepted the game as collateral unless they had a plan in case Roberts threw in the towel.
I want to see Roberts get stabbed 46 times by a boomer from Reddit or die from cyanide poisoning.

>I can't read

Are you serious about the harm you want to befall the lead developer? And if so, why? Are you fucking crazy?

Roberts is the ultimate swindler. Any harm that comes to him is deserved

Over 100

That can't be real. I demand sauce.

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more like scamcitizen

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Topkek

we already knew that

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There were something about this game and a coffee machine but I don't remember what

>that feel when you never fell for Scam Citizen

what sauce?
It was literally a stretch goal in their crowdfunding campaign
a $6,000,000 stretch goal might I add

>star citizen finally releases
>starfield happens to release in the same month
>starfield sells more copies and has higher reviews
>star citizen forgotten in a month
>starfield goes on to become a legendary title that people still play a decade later
wait for it

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Not him, but it's actually supposed to be hundreds.

a fund raiser for chris roberts' lifestyle. he's a rich man raising hapa kids with an asian wife, all thanks to people buying jpegs of spaceships and sometimes dinners with him.

Out of the 300 million that Star Citizen raised, the incompetent chucklefucks developing it only have 14 million left. That's about one year, if they stretch it a little. Star Citizen's death is VERY close, unless they do ANOTHER kickstarter, or suddenly raise a billion dollars through their store.

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>6 million goal: Star Citizen will launch with 100 star systems
>~280 million dollars later: 2 planets are "mostly done"

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I wasn't certain on the exact number but I am certail it was tripple digits.

The number of planets isn't that big a deal since they are going to be procedurally generated and then touched up with hand placed bases and landmarks. The game has much bigger hurdles than that.

They bought like a 10k coffee machien for their offices

The gaming industry's most blatant and longest running scam.

starcitizentracker.github.io/

>Completed: 70 (13%)

could you put more fucking buzzwords into your post?
just write like a normal human

To nobody's surprise.

So Derek Smart was 900% correct then huh

The "Star Citizen ARK Starmap" lists 338 planets.
The vast majority are barren if not some form of uninhabitable planet type that are sure to be some quickly put together procedurally generated sphere. But among the many that are to be colonized or inhabited to any significant degree and given some actual hand-designed detail, only a select few are remotely close to a presentable state.

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A really good person

Post yfw you didn't back Scam Citizen.

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There are literally 3 buzzwords in there. Stop posting faggot.

Elite Dangerous already has what, hundreds of thousands?

How long has this dumpster fire been in development now?

I only feel bad for the ones who donated at the initial stage, if they even remember or care about the game at this point. I have no remorse for the people that have been throwing their money at it for years and just keep going.

8 years.

>6 years in development
>all the economy features are broken or not implemented
>but guess what, the microtransactions are fully working

holy fuck

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More like hundreds of millions

They knew their priorities.

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Doesn't really matter when they're all lifeless and with different shades of brown

Is this from that text AI thread?

lmao

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>indie "games" aren't scam-

So, who exactly has been throwing money at this, and why? It's been half a decade, and there seems to be a ton of money coming out of nowhere. How many people were this fucking stupid to give their money to this obvious black hole of cash?

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It's honestly pretty impressive how much money they wasted, and people still throw money at them.

True. But exisiting at all is better than the syate of most planets in star citizen, as in never being made.

SC will NEVER come out, dilate harder tranny.

Initial optimists, and former optimists who fell for the sunken-cost fallacy. "I spent over a thousand dollars on it, so it HAS to be good! Here goes another thousand just to be sure."

Here dum-dum:

>It may seem silly, but there are real victims. Ken Lord is a 39-year-old data scientist from the Denver area, who suffers from worsening multiple sclerosis. Lord first backed Star Citizen in 2013 and eventually spent $4,500 buying spaceships. Last year, Lord unsuccessfully sued Cloud Imperium for a refund. “You take something that is bad, like spending too much money on a video game, and turn it into a socially exclusive club and make it desirable—cheers to their marketing department,” he says. (Bizarrely, Lord, who claims to have “poor impulse control,” continued to buy more spaceships after his lawsuit failed.)

We all knew this was a scam already, but this article is comedy gold.

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>star citizen never being finished
>kikestarted games reputation in the toilet because of epic
>games that actually get somewhat finished tend to be shit
Might as well take that money you were going to pledge into a casino, you'd have better chances.

People like to sperg about the coffee machine but that's honestly a sensible thing to purchase for a large workforce. Face tracking however....

Can you not read?

>YFW you didn't fall for the SCAM CITIZEN

It’s NEVER coming out, no matter what happens.

this is what happens when you let ideaguys do what they want

FUCKING DEREK SMART

>Bizarrely, Lord, who claims to have “poor impulse control,” continued to buy more spaceships after his lawsuit failed.
holy kek

And thus he realized the futility of open world simulation.

Get outta here, Chris.

No ragrets. Best scam around.

The entry level ships are worth the price of admission to the greatest tech demo I've ever seen. Anyone who paid more than that is an idiot and deserves to be scammed.

>whales praising basic features being added in a time it takes high quality games to be developed

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If you think the bank isn't getting that out, you're more retarded than anyone in this thread.

NEVER ever

That was back before we could land anywhere on the planets. Originally most of the game was going to be in space and each planet was going to have only a single landing zone maybe 2 for bigger ones and definitely no landing anywhere on the planets.

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they are trying to cope hard considering they wasted huge amounts of cash on fucking .pngs

What about that are basic features?

>tfw never gave into any kickstarter hype

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A money laundering scheme

like reading a fucking puzzle

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>planets and mining are not basic features in a space game

Get a load of this reddit faggot

>>Bizarrely, Lord, who claims to have “poor impulse control,” continued to buy more spaceships after his lawsuit failed.
The absolute state of amerisharts

The game couldve come out alot sooner if they trimmed off alot of the fat and added it on later. I don't think people realize just how much features

Nice

I've been playing Elite Dangerous for almost 5 years now, and it's being updated with new features all the time.

It blows my mind that people are still waiting for SC at this point. That sunk cost fallicy at work.

The Jew does not lose his money. Take your meds

Not necessarily no, there are games without being able to land on planets or without mining.

>Over 300 million funded and 8 years in development already
My god, even if this game does come out someday if it isnt anything other than the second coming of Jesus Christ for gaming, it will certainly be an disaster on launch.

>my daughter started walking
hope he finds a way of telling here he'd rather bought spaceship JPG's than save for her college fund

is E-D still populated though? is there more to do than space trucking?

I bought E:D. It's shit.
Star Citizen is starting to make progress user, keep an eye out.

ED is boring as fuck. There are zero enjoyable ways to make money and progress

by the time this game is "fully released", no one will care about it.

>sending your daughter to college to get a genders studies degree
LOL no

its a boring empty game

Yep. He'll one of the largest expeditions in ED history was a few months ago. The game has consistently grown in player numbers and features, and a major update is coming out in 2020.

I hope SC succeeds, but ED devs have actually shown their ability to make a game and continue developing it.

Back to /pol/ with ya

Yfw when you backed game

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At this pace my only chance of playing a decent space game in a while will be that totally-not-a-Freelancer-clone Underspace

Whatever helps you sleep at night. Gotta cope with buying those ship jpgs somehow.

Wakfu Kick starter was worth it

this has to be the most successful and blatant scam of the century

Here is how Star Citizen still can win 2014 game of the year... match my donation

You can't make this shit up.

This is fine, and it is a buzzword-filled shitpost, but still coherent and understandable. It is shit, but has no cause for the following quote, which happens every time someone makes any post with words that require a reading age above 5:
Either ESL or mentally deficient. Fuck off. You are disgusting. You are why everything has to be dumbed down. You are personally and directly responsible every time someone asks why a bag of peanuts has to contain a warning about nut allergies. I hate you, and I hate that you will not be able to understand or comprehend my hate, let alone try and correct it by reading a fucking book.

I have no words

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Oy vey they got important thing right

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>continued to buy more spaceships after his lawsuit failed

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Would you like to see a game of this scope sans the graphics aspect? Maybe in 2D.

>"On a summer Saturday in 2007, a trespasser slipped by a security gate and entered Chris Roberts’ L.A. home. Inside, Madison Peterson, Roberts’ former common-law wife, with whom he had a long on-and-off relationship, was startled and feared her young daughter could be harmed or kidnapped. Peterson later identified the trespasser as Sandi Gardiner, who is now Roberts’ wife (for the second time) and a cofounder of Cloud Imperium."

wtf

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I just find it a stupid claim, there must be something that's been recently added that is actually a basic feature right?

You could always try Starsector if that's what you're interested in

i put 30 dollars down from kickstarter, thats it. So far it has given me a ton of free shit though that is collecting dust. I dont know when this garbage fire is gonna be released, but knowing I got a variety of free shit for being an early adopter is ok I guess. No desire to purchase anything else if i cant actually see or use it. Finding it real hard to believe how dumb people are and how much money they sink into fucking nothing.

nah. SC will never ever be fully playable. once they run out of money they'll tighten the screws and bring together the functional features they have and that's it. it'll remain an unfinished void of a game forever, I have not a shred of doubt about this. SC is vaporware due to incompetent leadership and it was from day 1. roberts just can't plan a feasible project.

I respect ED because the flight physics look good and the art style is solid. I'd play it if I was a joystick flight sim kinda guy, no doubt. I hope you're telling the truth and the game gets bigger and better. flight sims died way before FPS and somehow you guys are still around, it's almost inspiring. all the best from a FPS fan.

People on Yea Forums don't read. It's written like something straight out of Naked Lunch.

I honestly only get reminded this still exists thanks to Yea Forums, I always hear about how it's finally making progress but apparently that just means the gameplay is just what any other semi-decent game does?

Burroughs was a pedo and so are you

-month old Forbes article.
>Nice find user lol
>Also, it will be playable some day.
have we learned nothing from crowdfunding and early access?

post yfw elon makes space travel possible and cheaper than jpeg spaceships before SC gets released

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How many ppl posting here have even loaded into SC and experienced it for themselves?

This is different. A bank owns the game now.

How is that anyway

>gave money to it
>is glad he’s getting free shit

bro.....

why would i pay a scam

I remember when PC fats told me Star Citizen was the reason PC is better than console and they laughed at me for waiting for The Last Guardian

>german fanatics are excited for sc adding climbing in their next "update"
Is there a country with even worse SC faggots?

>whole pc base = sc retards
You only have yourself to blame.

You don't have to pay since there are free trials.
As to why,how else would you form a well-informed opinion instead of misusing words like a retard?

It is basically Freelancer

its literally a freelancer clone tho

Isn't illegal in murrica to take money from retards?

>put 30 dollars down
>has given me a ton of free shit

???

this is called "buying things"

gee maybe if they had stuck to that original model they could have shipped on time, it's almost like they're just promising shit they know they can't deliver so they can take the money and disappear into the south pacific one day and leave their """""investors""""" high and dry.

it seems more like they're throwing away the money on frivolous shit during development and maybe slightly siphoning it away into their personal accounts, just so they can claim they tried their best during the inevitable lawsuit when they still have no game when they run out of money

A full blown scam

The words "Star Citizen" today is what the words "Michael Jackson" used to be in the mid-90s: A punchline that didn't need a joke.

Made by the Yea Forumslancer guys too.

and even the """good""" indie games are still just mediocre reddit-tier ripoffs of classic japanese games that lack the soul of the originals.

This is the average Star Citizen fan.

reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/9olmud/seems_like_star_citizen_is_making_progress/

I enjoy watching a train wreck like the rest of Yea Forums, but imagine what a competent dev could have accomplished with 300 million dollars. Makes me really, really mad at that hack for squandering so much potential.

Remember when Bungie spent 500 million on Destiny 1?

jesus christ

>caring for you child
LOL FUCKING LIBKEKS GET OWNED MAGA HAHAHAHA

oh god this is truly disheartening

You got hustled, backers. You just can't accept that you made a bona fide hustler rich for no reason. This man sold you thousand-dollar pixel images, guys. You've be had, bamboozled, swindled, even.

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the headlines will be interesting to read for sure

A fool and his money will soon depart.

nuke the west

all these years and goons still can't blend for shit

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I'm still wondering how people didn't actually go into Chris Robert's history of mismanagement. Everything after wing commander has been a shitshow for him. His brother salvaged star lancer, Microsoft saved freelancer, and the wing commander movie was an utter joke.

>wait for it
Don't worry, Star Citizen fans will be waiting forever.

How are they not sued by Microsoft?

Because its abandonware

Banks don't finish shit you massive fucking retard. Banks sell things and buy things. Do you think a bank is suddenly gonna build a massive team to finish this scam? No, they are just gonna sell the assets and whatever the fuck they developed.

Can't copyright game mechanics.

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Just how much of a literal cuck does one have to be in order to pay for an unfinished product, seriously? Imaigne being this fucking gullible lmao.

like 1000 on the actual game and everything else pumped into hype building

A scam by the one of the producers of Lord of War

who are you calling a goon, you goon

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>Purchase the source of code of Space Engine
>Implement the planet generation
>Generate 1000 solar system
>Add an alien "barriers" across the galaxy
>Players are the first humans traveling beyond our solar system in deep space missions
>Give them the freedom to do whatever, from building space stations, farming, hunting, mining, trading, etc
>Meanwhile, implement an advanced AI for NPCs
>After 5 to 7 years, unlock one of the barriers and let the players handle the first contact
With that amount of money, they could have done something similar

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this is truly a cult

Based

>May 1st
You should apply at Kotaku.

>Give them the freedom to do whatever
stop

Nah, American retards can spend their money however they want. Land of the free. A fool and his money. Etc, etc.

what the fuck are you talking about?

>buy the game day 1
>log in
>board my level 1 wood spacescooter
>get obliterated by people who spent +1k on ships

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A nipple? In my blue board?????? HIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

could be interesting in the long run, OG humanity vs player controlled colonies

The saddest thing is I can't imagine the gameplay being good even if it was released with all the features they promised. It's always just going to be pointless grind and recycled missions after you discover and explore every handcrafted place

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Nothing a little copy paste can’t fix

A damn good place to work if you enjoy expensive coffee.

The gameplay is bad, it's them trying to fit Chris Robert's insistence that everything is realistic and full physics alongside arcade style combat.

>linking a whole reddit thread in order to show a twitch clip

I backed a Kickstarter once because they had a demo and the demo was so fun I almost felt guilty not paying for it

All "FUCK YEAH SCIENCE!" redditors deserve to be scammed.

Sounds like a click-bait article where they end up saying that the world is ever expanding and that they're never going to be done because they want players to continue to experience new things.

you're now a cuck

>forbes.com/sites/mattperez/2019/05/01/exclusive-the-saga-of-star-citizen-a-video-game-that-raised-300-millionbut-may-never-be-ready-to-play/#571490145ac9
It wasn't hard to find the house that was mentioned in the article

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>day 1

good thing this vaporware will never have a day 1

When did you grow up and realize that the publishers holding developers accountable were the good guys?

Around the time of Broken Age

thank you

>forbes

Imagine being Sandi in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Chris Roberts, you fuckin' fine,all sexy with your wool sweater and horrific caterpillar triple chin. I would totally fly a Idris with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is suck off another German Shepard in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Sandi and not only sit in that chair while Chris Roberts flabs his disgusting fat arms in front of you,the favorable lighting barely concealing the jumbo eyebrows and deadlocked-autistic face, and just sit there, take after take, AtV after AtV, while he perfected that construct of bullshit and lies. Not only having to tolerate his "chubby" fucking visage but his egomanic attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN,CHRIS ROBERTS LIES LIKE THAT??because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his fucked up fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy mix of Bulldog and Husky and later alleged RSI staff for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the breeders in Germany. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his fat flab stomach as he sucks it in to demonstrate landing animations suggestively at you,smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "ingenious (for that is what he calls himself)" autism, the autism he worked so hard for with personal yes-men and whale-backers in the previous years. And then that fat fuck Ben calls for another episode,and you know you could suck off every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Sandi. You're not going to lose your future bestiality porn-star career over this.Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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Games about turtles?

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>Ferengi Simulator 2011 - 20??

That wasn't a 'tresspasser'. He wa sfucking Sandi Gardiner and the other one didn't know about it.

>You will never be this good at scamming people
Fuck.

>Everyone who ever invested in a company ever is a cuck

youtube.com/watch?v=gU3uEBUBIEA

Based Sandi

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>he thinks giving money to Roberts counts as an investment

Manchild, please, go back to your cuck cage.

Glad I only donated $40 5 years ago. If it succeeds great, I might play again, if not oh well

Star Citizen is a game of exploration and combat on a much larger scale than any VR games we've seen yet from the likes of Oculus. It requires your imagination to get lost here though as we've created a tutorial system similar to Minecraft to get you started, showing you everything from how to craft items to how to build ships to learn the basic mechanics of building a Star Citizen experience. Let's dive deep into all of that and see what we can dig through to get you started.


The first thing we need to do is pick up a game (if you're not already in Star Citizen) and load it up in your VR headset to give you a decent experience. I've used both Vive and Rift this time around and although my initial experiences weren't what I'd call "high" in the sense of a very solid VR experience, I managed to run through most of the demo sequences within a little time. What I've found is that a bit of patience here and there can often make VR games faster for people looking for a quick one out run. This is especially true as you can see the initial load screen is not the most immersive in your VR headset, but I do wish that you could adjust the resolution to get a better gaming experience.

If you're already in Star Citizen, there's a bit of a learning curve here.

It's not a 'coffee' machine it was a luxury cappucino machine for rich folk and coffee houses. That's not what a normal company buys for their workforce.

mind if i laugh at you?

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What fucking profit are you going to get from Star Citizen? Best case scenario is that you're paying for the opportunity to "invest" more money one the game is up and running.

you donated $40 too much

I think Roberts was genuine, but then he just got too much money. See, when you get that much money, you have to justify it, so you over promise. Then you of course want the money to keep coming so you make more promises. The result is what should be a normal game spirals out of control to some shapeless monster with no real direction like Star Citizen.

Then greed got the best of him. He just got addicted to all that money. Selling .jpg ships was great. They also need to have an infusion of cash to keep going, since despite raising 200 million I'm certain they've spent most of it.

The project is basically everything you're not supposed to do in design.

Glorious ! This shit is going to tank faster then the BITCOIN craze lmao

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>That was back before we could land anywhere on the planets
Can anyone tell me one even slightly relevant reason why is this even a fucking thing?
Just one.

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A cult.

That looks kinda cool to be honest.

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YOU JUST KNOW

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He pushed a button and made a elevator move

Hold your tongue!

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>6 years in development

More like 4 years. During like the first two years the game was suppose to be on a way smaller scale.

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>9gag
go back holy shit

>they keep piling on features because they want this to be the greatest game of all time (protip: this is why publisher goals and deadlines are a thing)
and/or
>this whole thing is extortion for Chris Roberts to keep funneling money into other projects and they need to keep inventing new features to keep the cash flowing

And when it was first announced it was said to already be a year in development. Now they say that doesn't count.

$40 is basically nothing

fuck off cultist, the game has been 8 years in some sort of development. The kickstarter was in fucking 2012. If they wanted to use that excuse they should have released the small scale game first, which by the way, is still in development as one of the TWO games they're making at once.

In his own ship, which can move around, with other players, while in the cockpit, with a video call going on.

>Bethesda
>Good games

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Imagine if star citizen ran out of money and had to be bailed out by Epic Games

>has quarterly releases that are playable
>you can never play it!
wow ebin outrage thread

Gta took like 5 years to make despite being on a smaller scale in terms of what the engine does in the game. So not really surprising SC overestimated

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It's perfectly playable. It's just a shitty game.

Yea Forums said the project was dead

robertsspaceindustries.com/patch-notes

Is that supposed to be impressive? Video calls have been done before. Buttons activating mechanism in other rooms have been done before.

>may
Hahaha oh wow, imagine still having even the slightest sliver of hope that this shit is gonna come out.

>OP actually thinks this game won't come out
>when their roadmap clearly lists important features coming soon
CRINGE
ROBERTS IS SO BASED AND BTFO'S KICKSTARTER DOUBTERS

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I don't think I'd call it impressive, just cool. The whole thing about the game is fully functional space ships, having a fully featured cockpit like that is part of it.

LMAO

SOMEONE POST THE INTERVEIW HE DID WITH THAT FURRY

When’s the game coming out?

>agar

it's already out

Why are you asking me? I don't fucking know.

At this point even I could make a better version of Star Citizen - in 2D and in Gamemaker.

I have no words

its kinda crazy to think an entire console generation is about to end and this game is still in dev hell

No it isn’t

ya it sucks, engine work for squadron 42 seems to be all done though. They just working on assets like art/models and story

delusions 101. pc niggas got played

It's already out
It's called Elite Dangerous lol

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OH NO NO NO

Can you even walk around in your ship in that?

I got you senpai

hooktube.com/blPpnnSOiwk

>300 million
>look up list of most expensive games to develop
>none of them are even close to 300 million
what in the actual fuck have they spent the money on? How is there not a game yet?

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So the DS5 will be just a WIi U gamepad? Well I guess it's nothing new for Sony to copy Nintendo's gimmicks.

The developers install fancy Star Trek doors on their office

They have a youtube you can follow development here

youtube.com/user/RobertsSpaceInd/videos

Wait they just finished the fucking engine? I remember they said the first chapter would release three years ago
LMAOing at starcucks

>what in the actual fuck have they spent the money on
two planets apparently

If they have two they are halfway to inifinity, it's all just procedural shuffling of assets from here on out. Assuming they aren't doing varied biomes ofc. If they ARE doing varied biomes the game will not come out in next decade anyway so it's a pointless talk.

LOL wasting your life on student loans for stupid degrees.

Holy fucking cope

Never

Hey man, the service industry needs those literate undergrads to keep the coffee, sandwiches, and gas pumps going!

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late 2020 friend

Mostly highly detailed assets. That shit is expensive and time consuming.

So not yet. ED seems like a fairly different game, don't know why people keep bringing it up.

remember when
>chris was fucking around on a yacht
>they bought a 15k or something coffee maker
>installed star trek doors
and thats just shit I can remember having seen pics of
fuck knows what other shit theyve pissed away their money on
I think people tend to get lost in the big numbers and fail to realise the scale of $300,000,000
there is no fucking way in hell that there isnt a fucking game yet if we're assuming they put even a quarter of that money into making a game
ALL WE HAVE ARE ASSETS AND A SKELETON OF SOME GAME MECHANICS THEY KEEP "RE-INVENTING"
god damn I would love to look at their private financial report

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you say that but middle managers for that sort of shit don’t want to hire someone smarter than them. if you don’t get a job in white collar land, you are ffffffuuuuuuuuuucked

Honestly, what else should they have spend the money on if not quality of life improvements for the devs? Disregard the fucking yacht, that's fucking retarded to spend money on.

Chris Roberts is what would happen if Peter Molyneux, Todd Howard, and Sean Murray all got into a Star Trek transport and there was a glitch and they all got combined together into one person like in that one episode of Voyager.

>highly detailed assets
>all rooms still empty looking, lacking clutter and most objects are cold and simple geometrical shapes
kek

They wasted millions upon millions on a dozen of overpriced shitty Hollyjew A-list actors.

>Gary Oldman as Admiral Ernst Bishop
>Mark Hamill as Lieutenant Commander Steve "Old Man" Cotton
>Mark Strong as Captain Thomas Wade
>John Rhys-Davies as Randall Graves
>Liam Cunningham as Captain Noah White
>Gillian Anderson as Captain Rachel MacLaren
>Andy Serkis as Thul'Oqquray
>Jack Huston as Cal Mason
>Sophie Wu as Cara "Web" Webster
>Ben Mendelsohn as Julian Wexler
>Ian Duncan as the Player character

Chris is a fucking retard and it's obvious his ass is still sore about his shitty movie career flopping.

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Hey, at least that's a good cast.

Not that I support it but I'm just saying - this would never happen in a communist society

What has changed since the article was published?

who the fuck are half these b-listers

ez

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now that I've seen what a professional software group in real life looks like, it blows my fucking mind
it doesn't cost that much to hire competent project managers and put together structured teams, what the fuck is even going on there
our company's product is loads more complex than this game probably is and development overall was something like 50 million

Automatic shekel vacuums were installed into every in-game ship. They attach right onto the player characters pockets and everything.

>continued to buy more spaceships after his lawsuit failed
He might as well just go all in since he's stuck with that investment

No it's not. In reality most modern Jewlywood actors are mediocre at best and even worse when given a mediocre script. Which Chris is definitely going to provide seeing his past shit record.

All Jewlywood actors are overpriced and absolutely unnecessary for any video game. Waste of fucking money, time and licencing just so this fat hack could feel a little bit validated like the Jewlywood kike worshiping mutt that he is. Fuck movies, fuck Hollywood and fuck the retarded pieces of shit trying to blend them into video games.

Adding "jew" to everything makes you hard to take seriously, user.

can you even blame him for scamming people when retards like this behave like literal human cattle

Cringe

>May never be ready to play
>People have been playing it for half a decade almost

It's an actual game, at least.

This is true. Video games would not even exist in a communist society.

It's also something I wouldn't want to play.

everyone shit on em but i rather wait for a good game then typical garbage games that we get these days

didn't they post a picture of some crazy expensive coffee making machine? I remember seeing that picture and being like WTF are they doing with the money...

I'm not a /pol/nigger but Hollywood is literally a nepotistic devil infested breeding ground for pozzery, propaganda and money laundering. Kikes literally founded it. It's the one thing they're proudly responsible for without any need of conspiracy to prove it.

Nuke California and get its mediocre shit, idolized by degenerated cultureless zombies, out of my Goddamn hobby.

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Not true. Everything would just be on the technological level of Tetris.

>roadmap full of features that constantly get delayed and shifted into the next quarter release
>next quarter now promises more features than they can feasibly finish
>so the next features get delayed into the next patch
>repeat until money dries out

Actual development started in 2013, but the first two years was a development hell due to the constant change in scope. The current phase of development started in 2016 and they're moving pretty fast since then, but it's still in early alpha because the server-side techology they're bulding (called server-meshing, meaning each planet will have its own server and you'll travel between servers seamlessly), has turned out very complicated. On the other hand, Squadron 42 (their single-player game set in the same universe), its quite mature and the first episode will come around 2022.

I've only been backing since May ($45 to play the game with a starter ship), preciselly after I read the forbes article, wanted to check it out for my self, and the thing looks really, really promising, and they have a very detailed roadmap, they release constant developer updates too. But yes, the scope is something not seeing in any videogame before, and comparatively smaller projects like GTAV or Witcher 3 had a period of 6+ years development and they were done in already consolidated companies, unlike Cloud Imperium that was built from scratch around this project alone.

>Hollywood is literally a nepotistic
>devil infested
>breeding ground for pozzery, propaganda and money laundering.
>Kikes literally founded it


>I'm not a /pol/nigger

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yeah except that the Soviets literally went to space you dumbfuck

What else should they have done with that money?

>the first episode will come around 2022

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They put up a metal soccer ball. Wooooooooow. Tell me when they land a man on the moon.

Tell me when anyone land a man on the moon.

goalpost status: moved

>N1 rocket
oh no no no no

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make a game?

>want to build a persistent macro scale space MMO with hundreds of players
>start with cry engine and wonder why you have to retool literally everything to suit your scope
No further proof needed for the incompetence of the project lead

You can't just make a game from money, you need to spend it on something.

When are they going to make Star Citizen 2?
The first one made money.

>reads the forbes article
>still decides to embrace the "just imagine all the potential it might have someday" kool aid and throws his money into the collective firepit
you're a special kind of stupid, aren't you

robertsspaceindustries.com/roadmap/board/2-Squadron-42

They're developing the episodes in parallel. Beta next year, but I say full release in 2022 considering they'll have several episodes to release in the next months after that.

How are you still mad about this?

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You do realize that you don't have to agree with everything you read, correct?

>industry-grade espresso machines make games

I didn't say that. Can you just answer the question?

Literally the whole goal of the space race was to land on the moon. Doing all that other shit is just bragging you got a prettier race car, but until you win the Grand Prix it doesn't mean shit.

I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm calling you a dumdum for retroactively falling for exploitative marketing based on nothing but self-induced imagination

This grifter looks like he's a prime candidate for an assassination. Just saying.

>you
I'm not him, user. I have no stake in Star Citizen. In fact, I've never participated in crowd funding at all.

I'm just saying that disagreeing with Forbes is easy. I do it all the time.

user landing on the moon is a waste of time. Which is why nobody is doing it. Not even NASA has the tech to "go back there".
Meanwhile satellites and space stations are still being used.

Look how things play out for most money launderers. Its not pretty. Turns out when you steal money from lots of people to fund your lifestyle they arent so keen to forgive and forget. Whatever happens to him, he had it coming.

I feel kinda bad for you fren.

>Roberts will spend the rest of his days checking for car bombs and glowniggers and Shekelstein's Pajeet Citizen falls drastically below Reddit's standards.

I swore back when the kickstarter was brand new that if this turned out to be a scam, I'd find Roberts and mug him for the money I spent.

friendly little reminder this scumbag hired HIS OWN BROTHER to manage squadron 42 project. If you still support this greedy nepotistic fuck you're retarded and deserve you money to be used for his vacations

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>pick CryEngine because it's the prettiest engine currently available
>a fucking decade passes
>your game looks like a bland, outdated asset flip early access garbage in 2019 with shit animations, empty and boxy environments, garbage optimization, buggy online and uncanny valley face mocap that wasted millions of your funding and development time
>random free Unreal 4 games nowadays with cheap open market assets look better

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More like instead of blindly trusting journalists, I decided to contrast other sources that led me to believe that indeed, I maybe shouldn't blindly trust the media, enough to get me interested in the thing, check it out for myself, to fully realize I really should not blindly trust media. The only thing I risked in any case, was having to get a refund.

Don't be, even if the game cancels development tomorrow, I got many ours of fun from those $45 bucks.

youtube.com/watch?v=ST4emxOd9Qo

Good miniseries all on Youtube.

I posted I hoped someone had a picture of the twitter post of that coffee maker its stupid huge, like something Starbucks would have

I remember back in 2013 when I thought this exact shit

never mind i found it

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So no, thanks for clearing that up.

You guys realize that having a coffee maker in your office is completely normal, right? If you're going to have 50 codemonkeys needing coffee day and night this is a perfectly sound investment.

Please fren you have to stop

the post that went with this picture was this:

It’s hard to believe that after receiving a mind-blowing USD150,000,000 in crowd-funding that Star Citizen could be in any kind of financial peril. And yet, here we sit, digesting the fact that Cloud Imperium Games, creators of Star Citizen, has had to apply for additional funding from UK bank Coutts & Co.

Not only that, but they’ve had to offer up everything they own as collateral.

The IP for Star Citizen, all assets tied to the game, all of its code, distribution rights and so on. That’s huge.

Just play underspace instead

Don't worry, it goes to important stuff. Like doors.

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not a 13k one... Sure if it was like 1k w/e no big deal but at this point they were already having money issues and though fuck it lets spend over 12k on a coffee maker...

I dunno. I've never been in charge of a 300 million dollar game. I probably don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

He also hired his wife into marketing. Guess who came up with the JPEG sales, the time-limited offers, the buyable landclaiminsurancewhatever, the "upgrade your ship for only 100 additional bucks", the compulsive spending badges and handpicked-whales-only spacecarrier auctions?

This is literally every businesses. Welcome to the real world you need connections to get anywhere

Nobody can say what else to spend the money on though, having a better coffee maker will likely increase productivity by keeping the developers more happy.

How come nobody has put this guy in the ground yet?

I didn't see this one... holy fuck...

With $300 mil they could have contracted an existing game studio to do all the heavy work for them while Roberts does the directing.

until they loose their jobs because nobody can be paid, then I'm sure they would say fuck this coffee maker fuck these stupid ass 10k doors we made wtf were we doing?

Ooof

Bitch is proof of subterranean lizard people

Yeah that was ten years ago.

The only people currently giving him money are delusional cultists. They won't turn on their messiah no matter what.

They did that for the FPS module. Turns out that not keeping your outsource studio in the loop of all the sweeping engine changes you're making will result in all their work not re-integrating back into the main branch.

>Exclusive
>a bunch of public information
lame

hmmm

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They did that already. Can't just keep adding devs though, diminishing returns and way more overhead.
So you're suggesting they should've hoarded the money to last as long as possible while not giving it to the devs to try and make the job conditions better? I think it's smarter to try and get the game out faster to be honest.

hes waiting in the sky

God, you're making me want to resub to EVE.

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>Sure if it was like 1k w/e no big deal
1K wouldnt buy a toilet roll holder that's meant to serve dozens of salarymen

the way this game has been going from the start what with its expensive space ships costing literal thousands of dollars will make this the most pay to win game ever made, worse than dungeon keeper mobile and battlefront 2.

I mean both of those look like they took the basic outline of the Nadesico, so...

Elite dangerous is a work of art, but god damn is it boring as fuck... its dying a slow death without deep social features, it needs a massive overhaul to netcode, more interactive shared social features, it needs ship interiors and spacelegs, npcs walking around you can interact with, it needs social spaces on stations,, it needs more ground vehicles, gas giant refueling and battles, it needs bigger ships, planetary faction/clan bases/base building

It feesl like a quarter complete version of what could be the best space game ever.

Frontier seem happy to just add ships and cosmetics and thargoid reskins. If they dont add something significant this year or next year the game is dead IMO.

He isn't wrong about Hollywood though

I have a cheap shitty 60 dollar coffee machine at work, no complaints from anyone... last time i checked coffee is coffee no matter what maker it comes out of

THREE HUNDRED FUCKING MILLION

What the fuck.

reminds me of Anthem in a way where the developers had all these vast, incredible ideas for their make believe game that would be the best game ever, yet had none of the talent or time required to accomplish those goals

kind of like kids on a playground coming up with the "greatest game ever" and it will have this this and this and this... but of course its all just a dream.

And I have a 15 dollars french press with an electric kettle that makes coffee that tastes 10 times better than the swill from your pot.

I have no illusions that my french press and kettle would be enough to service a video game development staff though

If the fans ever develop enough brain mass to file a lawsuit, we can take out the popcorn

>so what you're saying is
>it's smarter to try and get the game out faster
are you actually believing the bullshit spewing out of your mouth? how much self-delusion does it take to write this kind of crap and hit send

/r/starcitizen

Right now it seems they have the collective brain mass of one healthy solanum tuberosum... so we're a bit of a ways off yet.

What kind of quoting structure is this? 2 out of context sentences? What do you mean by this?

Kek

But user nothing stops you from slaving away in a mining tincan while Whale McWhale and his whale friends roll up in a multi-crew mining barge and outmine you 100:1.
Some day you, too, will be able to afford the latest meta PvP ship so you can have a chance at winning a dogfight over nothing but empty space in a procedural development hell simulation.

arent the people donating millionaires themselves? THey are giga whales who won't mind the game taking 20 years to release.

in order to unironically type these kind of sentences you have to be a grade A cultist (or your entire frontal cortex removed, it's only semantics anyway)

Another proof that open world crowd has very low standards, publishers are necessary and that crowdfunding is bananas
youtu.be/4LTtr45y7P0
Literally half of ot applies to store citizen.

to be honest, his brother was in charge of the lego games, they turned out pretty well

So you also have no idea what you're talking about. Stop bitching about the fucking coffee maker, that's a valid investment. Complain about the game taking ages, or there only being 2 planets or some shit.

the moment video games started actively wasting my time and shaking me down for cash in order to even be remotely fun is when I stopped buying them

that being said I still play indies and very specific AAA games like cyberpunk and doom eternal

Honestly is it really a surprise the gaming industry is so fucked now. Gamers put up with way too much shit like microtransactions, lootboxes, skins, Scamed Kickstarters, etc. When we call this shit out there’s honestly no point anymore. There’s always someone there to defend it or some new nightmare that takes it’s place. Passed the point of return at this point.

Remember it's not pay2win because YOU yes (You) define winning
t. chickfuck dev

A real live stupid test

It's a string. They're gonna keep stringing it along, saying the tech isn't there yet to really do what they want to, and they'll keep moving the goalpost.

>Paying for an unfinished product is an investment
>Paying the same as everyone else will be paying if it ever comes out, just at much higher risk

I bet your linkedin says that you're an "autodidact day-trader, envisioner"

a cult

Binky of you're not kill pls make new video

Retards. He's making fun of the project.

>Literally the whole goal of the space race was to land on the moon
>Doing all that other shit is just bragging
user, why do you think america even went to the moon? it was just bragging
the moon had nothing on it

Pyramid scheme

Damn, SC is so long in developement, the people that were kids when it was announced became adults.

It always was a scam.
When they said they wanted to build a multiplayer experience with the fucking Cryengine of all things, people that played crysis mp knew it was fucked.

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>star trek doors
>QoL
the coffee maker alone is kind of a stretch

>This story appears in the May 31, 2019 issue of Forbes Magazine.

Any Boomers who still subscribe to Forbes confirm this?

HOW the FUCK can donators still be ok with "someday guys"? HOW?

>letting your daughter take gender studies is caring for your child
yikes, what other misery cults would you pay for your children to join.

their eyes do not see past silky smooth 20 fps even while staring into the empty void, so as long as you silently remove promised features from the roadmap and insert them somewhere else later they won't even notice

I mean, it seemed impossible to do with 2012 tech and hardware, why would someone back that shit

A coffee maker may be an alright investment. A $13k coffee maker is not.

Well sounds like she's good at her job

Anthem was in preproduction for like 6 years and they cobbled together a game in the last 2

You are a naive idiot. You don't even know about one of the most basic, obvious facts of Hollywood, the bloody cunts even acknowledge it themselves!

>tfw you're not a whale

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Yeah, marketing cancer is sadly very effective in this day and age. Too bad that you poison the product with it by contorting the entire ingame economy to fit your incessant need for cash flow

why build a game when you can endlessly sell hype to people willing to buy?

$20,000 coffee machines