This unlockable sticker for your kart is kind of lewd

>faggots and virgins here can't recognise the come to bed eyes

Why am I not surprised lads

I want to beat the smug out of her

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fuck off samefaggot

This is the most unfun Kart Racer ever.
>buy game
>expect fun time
>go online
>get constantly rekt by some lonely autists who have been playing this shit since 1999 and pick coco 100% of the time
>all other players try their best to ignore them
>but if they finish too fast you don't even get any participation coins
Can they just permaban those "people" already? They are shitting up the game, and are annoying.

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???

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>he actually doesn't recognize bedroom eyes
Check the new IP and than leave please

git gud

Paranoid virgin kek, it's just universal understanding for everyone else. Sorry a woman has never looked at you before.

user you had 20 years to figure out it was a hard game cmon now

Git gud, this game doesn't try to make you feel good about yourself when you're shit like Mario Kart does. It's not a party game

Fuck off, I don't even want to "git gud", I want to play this as the casual, fun experience it was always intended to be.
Take your autism meds and never reply to my posts ever again.

>Crast Team Racing: Dabbing Boomers Edition

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retard

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>It makes my peepee hard so it's LEEEEWWWWDD

fucking pedophiles kys

Not even memeing

GIT
FUCKING
GUD
SCRUB

I spent since launch playing nitro fueled never playing any crash Karting game in the past. Learn the tracks shortcuts, learn to reserve your boost/weapons

I literally beat some turbo nostalgia waifu autist a few races and I could have never felt better

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Crash is an adult and coco is in her very late teens, what are you talking about?

pedophile kys

but for real, why is it legal for kids to drink that shit?

cool story, now show me your 101% completion on hard

>waahhh! These players are too good. I think I'll return game!!

brainlet
google search coco bandicoot and this image is in the top results. Coco is considered legal. Cope.

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It's not "these players". 7/8 players are fine, it's always just one autist ruining the fun for everybody else, and this is where I draw the line.

Because no one can be bothered to ban it

I'm actually halfway upthere.
Sure this game is nightmare fuel hard but isn't meant to hold your hand

Have skill

I mean that's kind of the very definition of lewd.

>as he posts pedophile content

FBI wants to know your location so they can assist in kys.

Cringe. DeviantArt autists need to go back to their caves. Absolutely disgusting.

>I want to play this as the casual, fun experience it was always intended to be.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
go get your wife's boyfriend to buy you mario kart 8 instead

This is not Mario-kart you Nintenbabby.
This is an actual competitive game that will fuck you every chance it gets.
GIT GUD.

Well, it is summer.

>it was always intended to be
No retard, it wasn't. Back to Casual Kart 8 you go.
You're like Forza fags who cry about Gran Turismo being too hard to master.

>It's another Cocofag makes a pointless thread episode.
Degenerate fucks unironically need to seek help.

Thank you for all the replies/bumps!

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>GIT GUD

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>but if they finish too fast you don't even get any participation coins

Ok, I still think anybody whining about the difficulty need to git gud, but that’s really dumb if true. I feel like you should get something as long as you try to win.

>tfw my mario kart 8 friend barrowed my GTsport to try other racers and gave it back instantly because he couldnt beat the 7 minute Nurburgring curcuit experience. Even the other courses

LOL

based and cocopilled

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>Is actually proud of fucking children.
Seriously, do yourself a favour and kys. Waste of human life.

>neither real or a child
What do you get out of this user?

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Serious question anons: do you have a tough time in hard mode? You can tell me to git gud all you want but fuck me the cpu is Nitro Oxide’s ghost level of difficulty

if you're gonna post lewds, post adult lewds so the microdick pedophiles can kys.

>tfw stomped like dozen online games in a row
>no one else didnt even manage to finish on most of them
the new tracks are pretty cool btw, never played any crash racer besides ctr

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its hard but its supposed to be hard for people who could wipe the floor with the ps1 version so it's perfect. It's essentially an ultra hard difficulty for experts.

I thought the Nitro Kart tracks would be shit but they're actually a blast with the CTR engine

i have fully completeted the game several times and couldnt even win in crash cove trophy race

I never played the original and haven't played a kart game since mario kart ten years ago.

If you play through the adventure on medium and can consistently tripleboost without hitting walls, you can keep up with 99% of players outside the supreme USF autists that are in a league of their own, and nothing is stopping you from understanding and practicing that as well.

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CNK was super rushed and the tracks have been made with CTR physics since the beginning.

>my 10 year old zoomer bro wants to try nitro fueled
>doesnt understand turboboosting at all despite me trying to explain it to him
>loses crash cove like 10 times in a row to classic mode bots
>ragequits and goes back to playing some mobile garbage
no wonder modern games are getting dumbed down like hell

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I was experiencing this too until recently. Now I'm actually getting decent people.

Yeah with kids as retarded as your brother it is no wonder. You should get him a baby game like Mario Kart 8.

>mfw I finally get used to the new drift feeling

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Daily reminder game journalists are better at videogames than Yea Forums
youtube.com/watch?v=MxUk7JGYMIc

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GARFIELF THIS IS THE FNIAL COUNTDOWN FOR YOU

Based

Makeup is honestly so fucking disgusting

is this the new ctr thread or should I look for another one

spotted the virgin lol

>but officer, she was giving me the "fuck me" eyes!

>FUCKIN TRYHARDS

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I hope it's not fucking Coco posters are the worst

Why did you immediately jump to rape? Now it's really confirmed you don't know how it works. If a girl keeps looking at you like that and you don't have the balls to do anything she will get bored of you really fast.

....it is? I see nothing here that appears lewd

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why do people keep picking electron avenue when they know this is going to happen?

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when's the PC version?

Why are you still hanging around? I know you're the same mentally ill fag calling people pedos for no reason.

I JUST WANT TO BING AND, IF I'M UP TO THE CHALLENGE, WAHOO

How do I unlock ghosts?

I'm literally NOT a furry, but Coco makes my peepee feel gigglesquee, if you guys know what i mean?

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Probably in a year , the Spyro remaster is only now coming to pc.

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>have 3 warp orbs chasing me
>finish the race before any of them reach me

I'm fucking loving this game.

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We all know what you mean user. There is nothing wrong with coco.

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im in the same boat desu but makeup on the coots doesnt look that bad like on >3dpd

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>calling a 10 year old legal is fine, calling it out as bullshit makes you mentally ill

ok faggot that wasn't me who you're replying to but i'm back now to say KILL YOURSELF PEDO SCUM.

TURBO
TRACK
ROCKS!

>10 year old
In your mentally ill head kek. Why is she the same height as crash then? Is Crash also 10 years old in your head even though he's had tattoos in certain games? They even made her more humanoid than crash so people could be attracted to her. Just cope with the fact that you are a retard user

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how do I get good with speed characters? I want to main big norm but on tracks like thunderstruck and hot air skyway I keep having to slow down way too much to not fall off

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>Liz
>Muscles
>Sweat
The artist is a man of taste

it's annoying how literally every Yea Forums thread is full of seething normalfags whining about "muh age"
I don't see how nu-Yea Forums is any different from resetera, honestly

Learn to U-turn

which one of these are you, user?

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Maybe it's time for you to leave

I don't want to fuck the Tasmanian devil either you beastiphile cuckold. you are so fucked in the head you'll never be redeemed.

why is every frame of Non Non Biyori a good reaction image?

She looks like bbcslut4u2 in that pic.

Crash Cove is the hardest map in Hard mode. The rest get progressively easier.

it's a perfect show

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Breaking allows you to turn sharply (just don't do it too hard), and if you do it right you can break and turn without losing USF.

Is that based on the kangaroo fucking game?

>same shit just happened to me
These fucking autistic racers need their own containment lobbies to keep normal people happy

Yeah, he's lying.
Everyone who participated gets 75% of coins first place gets.

Don't you need to cross the finish line to get coins?

But wouldn't you say it would look a bit lewd if some shady guy put that on the front of his kart?

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you meme'd wrong, should be an hero instead of kys, you failure

you do, he's full of shit

nope. if race ends you only skip the payout, you get your coins added anyway.

I'm just here to say that I think nu-Coco looks kinda shitty. I really don't like the purple eye shadow and lipstick that clashes with everything else. She should go au naturel or maybe just some dark orange eye shadow or something.

>Memeing to dunk on a pedofurry
I Pod boy didn't die for this.

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Nope.
Speaking about the PS4 version if that makes any difference.
You're full of shit.

u gay son

WHY IS THIS GAME SO HARD

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No matter how hard I try, I just cannot get SF to work properly. Do I need to go over the boost pad during the third boost of my mini turbo? I've tried doing that and I can never maintain the boost I get. I try to to chain it into more mini turbos but it always peters out immediately. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I'm like half a second behind N. Tropy's time on Crash Cove and I just cannot beat it because I can't chain SF.

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I'm not gay. I'm just not color blind.

I don't cross the finish line in a lot of my races and I still get coins

first time being introduced into ctr and crash in general
games not hard, played for couple hours now and im getting 1st played often and top 3 online

You need to have reserves to maintain it

>zero proof
aight

I spend the entire race doing nothing but boosting. I find it hard to believe that I wouldn't have any reserves.

Take off the nostalgia goggles

Are you braking or hitting walls because that immediately empties your reserves

post video

101% with all platinum relics on hard lets go

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proof on what coins after a race. easy to prove for yourself

>check coins at pit stop
>go online
>finish in your slow sort of style
>go back to shop to see new balance.

_ ____ __ ____ ____ _________

purple specifically contrasts with orange but that's probably why they did it, makes her eyes stand out more giving her more distinct facial features than crash.
for some reason they tried to doll her up make her more girly, same reason her track is super girly now too and she does shit like take selfies and stuff

I'm personally fine with it but I could see how anti-makeup fags might not like it or dudes who like tomboys :v) she's like half way to tomboy if it wasn't for the makeup with those dungarees

nice

*gets tophy*

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Well done

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Interesting

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S Q U A S H

jesus, nice
Do the relics on hard give you less time similarly to how it does on crystal challenges?

hol up is that a 3 second lap

Is Coco just plain bad as a racer? She can't take any fucking corners and her speed is nothing.

>StinkyABO34

how

how the fuck. i believe it.

she's literally the best in the game, all speedrunners use her.

Are the servers down or something? I can't acces the pit stop nor the multiplayer but I'm still getting wumpa coins.

wat

so your saying she's the most used of the dilation community.

Not that I've noticed, pretty sure they just copied majority of the times for the original, which made some (papu pyramid, lab) fucking cancer and some (hot air sky, polar pass, sewer speedway, turbo track, slide colosseum, tiny arena) easier

In the original game and only in adventure speedruns. Track records were all speed characters.

Holy fuck. Have some cute as a present.

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ah okay, so I might have a chance
although I can barely beat the trophies on hard mode, let alone the fucking tokens or anything else
>tfw only beat ripper roo and only been playing online since then

>unlock every pit stop character except N. Trance
>no N. Trance in pit stop

You really want me to pay 2500 coins for a costume I don’t want just to make space for the last guy

Coco is not for lewd!

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>in the 100% ending he coughs up the butterfly he swallowed in the opening sequence
10/10 I knew he wouldn't harm a fly

You can't buy him individually, you need to buy the summer pack.

save for the summer set, wait til day rollover since your coins aren't easily earned.

How are the nitro kart tracks compared to the ctr ones?

It's not a fly user

I thought characters only replaced other characters, if you buy a character he shouldn't be replaced by a skin

Somebody on the team probably felt obligated to sneak in some sort of sex appeal to make up for the podium babes going away.

MY LIFE IS SUFFERING

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I just said it's is a butterfly

guess he was just buying characters and then got skin-blocked

N. Trance is summer pack so makes sense he's out of the rotation.

what is a summer pack?

>tfw only played CTR on PS1
>the CNK tracks are much better
Did I miss out on a goat game?

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Even if that butterfly didn't survive user, Crash wouldn't hurt a fly because he accidently swallows it. If he went around munching on them then you could say that, but hes a good boy and didn't mean to

Oh fuck

The thing in the "pack" category with N Trance, his skin and a Dingo skin

it's in the space the princess coco offer currently resides in. if you bought it it should show up.

it's N trance, a beach skin for him and dingo and a neat skin for the car.

No, the physics are ass

is it just called a summer pack or will it disappear from rotation after summer is over?

it's funny, cnk is sub par, however, CTR remake takes the CNK maps, and makes them literal god tier.

DAILY REMINDER that buying any bundle in the Pit Stop saves you 10% compared to buying the items separately.

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companies do this shit all the time, seasonal shit rotates in and out.

let's just assume it's going to go for a while. better get it.

No the tracks are only good now because they literally cut out the shitty parts of the tracks to make them better and its using the original CTR gameplay now. The real NK was awful.

i can't wait for the TTR tracks next.

CNK was a rushed game.
The story, tracks and music are the best out of any non-naughty dog crash game

how many people playing this online are kids

It's just called that I'm certain. Doesn't even have Beach Coco

Considering the usernames I've seen, I'd say 'almost none'

More like Bandi-cute!

Can somebody come round my house and beat Pinstripe for me please? He's kicking my ass and I can't git gud

MRS OBAMA GET DOWN
and no, cnk tracks are good, but the game itself had inferior physics to ctr

USE USF RETARD

>those crowds in coco park

Ok, I'll be round in 5 minutes

I'M... NOT.... GOOD ENOUGH... TO USE.... USF!!!! NOW COME OVER AND BEAT THIS FOR ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks dude see you soon

this but unironically

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Do it like this. Sit back a bit further if you don't want to risk getting hit by bowling balls.

It's all about USF nigga even being in it for a decent portion of the map will give you an edge on him

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I was right all along,
it's just a bad mario kart.

Just get infront of him and stay infront of him he cant shoot his bombs forward its the same for every boss, the catchup mechanics will try to make him take over again but if you keep boosting he can't go fast enough

Crash Bash with online fucking when???????!!!???

cope harder, mario kart is trash for casuals who can't into racing games or anything else that takes skill to master

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She's both girly and likes silly things like Crash.

A lot of fun to play with CTR physics.

Never, the game is actually trash. When was the last time you played it? It's literally just 4 terrible mini games over and over again.

aaaaa give me a new sale already

It won't it would get 3/10 reviews.Nobody would buy it for more than $7 it's just awful.

I got 9k coins already again but not sure if I wanna waste them on the summer pack

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I've noticed something, zoomers with their remakes. People wanted that "new" spyro trilogy, remastered. The other one that came after the originals, ya know, the ones that killed the series? Zoomes are now demanding for fucking remakes, and letting their nostalgia blind to them being -actually- shit games. Crash Bash, was terrible my dude, like actuaqlly fucking bad. It was cool because it was crash bandicoot, nothing more.

>gaystation goyim dare to post this

every time you buy a character or skin a new one appear and everything is really cheap so it's really not a problem

I played a lot of Crash Bash as a kid, it was a nice game.

just laughing at hyocrits, nintendo has been king of censorship since the 80s, they've flat out refuse to even have most third party games for years because they aren't kiddy enough for their audience

I know but it just seems like such a waste

And now SJWony is doing it ten times worse while Nintendo is being based as fuck.

I suppose but the game is always fun to play and the wumpas are plentiful, it never feels like a grind to me

I'm sure it was. Have you played it recently? Don't lie, genuinely, have you played it recently?

I wish I knew the summer pack unlocked Trance and didn't waste my 9k coins on random shit.

you have no idea do you
do you nu-Yea Forums retards actually think censorship only exists when it crosses borders

y u gotta meet bait with even stupider obnoxious bait?

except they still are doing the same shit to this day, in your head if sony allows a game to come out but changes one or 2 pedo elements then its worse than nintendo who decides to not let the game on their platform in any form. That's is retarded. Nintendo just quietly sidesteps the controversy by censoring the entire game in it's entirety by not having it at all.

I really absolutely cannot stand how run into the ground this fbi meme is

It doesn't matter what adult me thinks now, it was a nice game for a kid.

what?

Censorship comes for us all, user.

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Looks like a hotline miami mask for some reason

how is that censorship

>101% with all platinum relics
You can get 101% without all plats?

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How is covering up nudity in a post patch censorship? Kek nintendies really cannot admit that nintendo does wrong.

Go look up her original character. Worst one is what they did to Samus ass, which I will never forgive. Wii U smash ass was literal goat.

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what difficulty did you guys pick

any combination of gold and platinum means 101%. You can have all gold or a mix, just make sure there are no sapphires left. You do get bragging rights and a platinum kart color for getting plat relic though, just no trophy or anything