>actor keeps walking in the office in work hours and he wants to play Cyberpunk 2077 on PC
>"Keanu doesn't understand how hard are we working, he kicks chairs and grumbles that he wanna play"
>actor grumbles very loudly that he's bored and says "someone else can walk, I'll just shoot"
>when someone leaves the computer he sits on his place, launches CP2077 demo and says "this game is about me", he once deleted some important files in that way
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epic story m8 xD
can i post it on reddit for karma?
Please someone post that Vinny pasta but add Keanu to it
can you fuck off
keanu doesn't live in poland, retard
Woooow, dude! Keanu Reeves is so coooool!
Best person in the world!!! Right?
Le epic "mean Keanu" meme
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Keanu lives anywhere he want, he is a citizen of the world!
Go back
I don't think he's ever been in that country. He probably doesn't even do voice acting outside of Hollywood studios.
I saw Keanu at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
fucking christ, i thought this pasta was done
is this the Polish Onion?
yes
Why do normal fags like this fag???
Lose weight.
I saw Keanu at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him about his dead child and girlfriend.
He was taken aback, and all he could say was “Huh?” but I kept cutting him off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing my hand shut in front of his face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him sob as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bottles of Captain Morgan in his hands without paying.
>ASZ
>A literal parody site
I laughed anyway
>Yea Forums STILL seething about cyberpunk
How bad is this board going to be on release?
I am not joking. I DO believe that nobody actually likes the witcher 3 and that it IS an elaborate prank to trick us into playing it. For cmparison, I managed to sink in 50 hours on the game that I consider to be the worst to come out in the past 10 years (Final Fantasy XV). I recognize that FFXV is absolute trash and yet there was still ''Something'' that kept me playing. Maybe because I had very low expectations? Maybe because it has the smoothest and prettiest animations in any game I have ever played? Or it was because I thought there was some depth to the combat? I don't know. FFXV is THE most impressive game and at the SAME time THE worst gaming experience of my life.
Now here is the thing. I gave witcher 3 exactly 15 hours. But I just gave up after beating the first dungeon (with that hot witch where you watch her shower). I have never been more insulted by a video game dungeon than that. The mini boss golem and the hellhounds where just... I honestly thought that I was being pranked. Geralds animations are beyond trash. Seriously, 6th gen games have a hundred times better animations (walking, running, Jumping, attack etc.) the first time I saw gerald jump I thought that it glitched, but no, this is his actual jump animation. it's the work of an amateur hidden behind pretty (yet very uninspired, generic and bland) graphics and, like you said, great writing and music. Seriously, this game would be better ''played'' by watching it. Hell, it would work as a series I do admit that, but as a video game, it's just bad. I'm sorry but that's how I feel. I didn't mean to offend anyone.
Cool blog bro, thanks for sharing.
die
well i played 2000 years of FF XV and hated every second of it
its true
Oh hey, I didn't know you watch Internet Historian too!
Not a blog. That's just what an on-topic non-shitpost post about video game looks like. I know they're rare around here
>>when someone leaves the computer he sits on his place, launches CP2077 demo and says "this game is about me", he once deleted some important files in that way
based boomer
>i'm not pretending to be an idiot, i am a retard.
let me laugh even harder.
who?