Do it faggot

Dying over and over again

MY WIFES SON

Ghost trick? I can't honestly tell but damn even if I tried I couldn't make it sound less shit, well done.

Yo buddy, you still alive?

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All the stealing your furry ass has been doing are absolutely undone in the final act, then a beloved character is crippled and never walks again.

a homeless mailwoman turns to domestic terrorism because nothing's more important than family

Thief: The Dark Project

You murder three siblings because some old dude tells you to. One is at home, one is on vacation, and the other is in jail. Also you meet a couple of their friends along the way and beat the shit out of them, too.

The game actually isn't done until you do it three goddamn times. It's entirely possible to make too many poor choices and fuck up your character so bad that you can't actually complete the game.

Even if you win, you don't really accomplish anything because your actions just make everything worse in the long run.

It's a game where you run fast, use a grappling hook to emulate SnK movements, steal batteries and sometime you take a little help from the sky to kill people faster

The third game makes the second game look like the first game

Tit fall duos

Dark Souls?

A bug ridden mess that is mostly copy-and-paste from the previous installment of the series

Fallout nv

Not at all.

The only way most people can play it is by abusing the hell out of the glitches and calling it skill.

u no it

Devil May Cry 4

Smash bros Melee

Doos Ex?

It's a clicking on objects and reading computer screens simulator where you fight a bunch of good guys.
They make a point of sneaking and not killing everything but it's way easier and has barely any negative repercussions to do just that.
You start with a couple of the best weapons in the game and despite being billed as the future of law enforcement and anti terror operatives your powers fucking suck.

do sex

Try not to poo too much while running

You are onboard of a space station, hold a boring ass job and sometime people get to murder you.

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You take a scroll through Halloween Town until the game decides to make the world an actual living hell

A game with a completely pointless story that ends with you beating up a tree.

That actually sounds pretty good, and Bloodborne was pretty good. Accurate description.

I kind of wish you didn't have to be 25 and over to play this game. Just two more years before i can finally date best waifu

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Open world
Almost no story
Can beat the final boss immediately making the game under an hour long

You play a teen girl heartthrob Edward the Vampire where you have to open up a box, or don't.

You sit in a safe room massacring every of your employees except for a few with either monsters or straight up telling them to die.

Basically it's a glorified virtual live wallpaper where you click on enemies repeatedly until they die.

You drive a lorry and haul stuff around. Oh and you can listen to the radio if you like.

You're a fedora tipping knight while your chad best friend becomes king of the land

You draw lines between small towns that pretend to be cities, then twiddle yout thumbs while your lines make Monopoly money.

Two Worlds

A rich kid on safari, a sentient germ and a Gary Stu in camo get tangled up in fucky situations.

You jump through buildings for a living and your waifu dies at the end.

Fat Jewish fuck collects money so he can buy a castle where he can masturbate.

You do the bidding of very patriotic telemarketers.

Mario 64 but with worse platforming.

green velociraptor steals gears to save the world, also he pushes a fat ghost into a portal to an alternate universe

banjo

Side scrolling platformer ASSFAGGOT

you kill your friends

bof iv correct ending

Well done my dude

An autist searches for his mommy in a jungle, fights then befriends a cat along the way

You spend 30 minutes hitting a big animal until it dies

Snake Eater
EZ

You help an incel kill and become God so he can have sex with his waifu

no_

It's a glorified walking simulator, they give you dialogue trees and braindead easy puzzles and call it "gameplay". The dialogues are cringeworthy to the max bro, the protagonist is a hipster snowflake and the main love interest is an entitled cunt. The game sells itself on influencing the narrative through choices, but the last scene is a binary choice where both options completely invalidate every single other choice you made in the game, making the entire experience pointless.

Awesomenauts

You shoot innocent nazis (game actually make you feel bad for it) from so far away that they're basically a bunch of pixels unless you play on 1440p.

hold on, let me add something:
you kill your friends while having to have a gamefaqs tab open because the overworldmap is shit

yup

Yea Forums likes it
you just mash guard break and attack

This sounds funny, I'd like to play with a killer machine housewife, game?

Any Monster hunter

your favorite game is life is strange?

I really hope your favorite game isn’t actually Life is Strange.

fuck sorry I read that wrong, I only saw the iv
I meant smt not bof

You lose your oil and as a result you go on an automotive trip for revenge to become very dangerous.

sniper elite

America isn't a game.

NFS Most Wanted?

It has niggers in it

Battlefield 1

Anti-smoking advertisement for the elderly.

I feel retarded but I never could get BYOND to work. Would be nice if some faggot could port it to steam or something

everything is dull, grey, and green. The gameplay is clunkier than a tin can and the story is pretty fucking basic and predictable. Not to mention the fact that it has some serious padding going on in the "main area".

Correct.

Strategy game but they dumbed it down by taking away base building, only having you control around 5-8 units at the same time, and made 1 out of 4 "classes" useless.

Fallout 3
>pretty fucking basic and predictable
Bit of an understatement desu.

Ridiculous amount of backtracking and the difficulty is piss-easy. Also, the worst track of the game is the main battle theme so you get to listen to it all the time.

Edgy boy shoots his head and dies

>Also, the worst track of the game is the main battle theme
FFX-2

Dawn of War 2

waking dead

You tediously micromanage cities and alliances only to be simultaneously invaded by the Zulus, Mongols, and Huns in the medieval era and nuked into oblivion by a superpower in 2020.

Bloodborne.

yep 100% agree. Thank God the rest of the game can help excuse that shitstain.

fat drunk shoots brown people

GTA: San Andreas

Actually not what I had in mind. This applies as well though.

Mirror's Edge

no same devs tho

GTA V?

>Get thrown into some water
>die
>(notreally).png
>trapped squid monster about to eat me
>sees me twitch
>"you are worthy"
>says he revived me
>sends me on fetch quest to free him up some food
>fight guy who threw me in the water
>suddenly travel back in time
>mfw

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>gta v
>anyones favorite game

max payne's brazilian vacation

>Implying Yea Forums has good taste

i unironically spend more time doing math and looking at spreadsheets than playing the actual game

Shit, I see it now.
Well, I guess I loved the game indeed.

civ V
spending years and years grinding and all they talk about is deity run, I don't want to play deity, the game progress too fast and it's pure autism

gta online

No.

Lemmings

dwarf fortress?

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EVE online

ding ding ding
it's too bad though, CCP is trying everything they can think of to finally kill it for good

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Kane is deified, yo!

You are basically ultra muscly punching Jesus saving the postapocalyptic world and his loved one. All with his fingertips.

it's a Sonic game

you go around hunting for keys in abstract maze-zones while being pestered by agitating opponents

BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

THE CONCEPT THE CONCEPT THE CONCEPT THE CONCEPT THE CONCEPT THE CONCEPT THE CONCEPT THE CONCEPT THE CONCEPT THE CONCEPT THE CONCEPT THE CONCEPT THE CONCEPT THE CONCEPT THE CONCEPT THE CONCEPT THE CONCEPT a bunch of woke hipsters harassing cops and vandalizing

Edgy faggot dies and is forced to make friends.

Clunky mess where you play a corpse amongst insecure political larpers and you get duped into playing a prank on a massive ponce by a stinky pirate dude.

The Darkness 2

don't open this spoiler

It's fucking broken and unfinished
It's made by incompetent devs that had to use an incompetent engine on a time crunch and they weren't even compensated appropriately because the score was too low.

let go

Halo 2, except for the time travel part.

Krang from TMNT has just unleased demons on mars and you have to stop him from doing the same on earth

A Video Game adaptation by the Studio who made Medal of Honor Warfigther

A finished NV is my Sierra Madre

You’re a debt slave that plants carrots all day

Think of the painfully shallow, shit tier climbing mechanics of Assassins Creed and Uncharted now imagine an entire game only about that

befriend death

You spend the first 3 hours of the game herding retarded ass cows.

what game?

harvest moon

it's a 3D action-rpg game but the combat is dice-roll based without ever indicating what the dice-rolls are

also you can break everything through a single game mechanic

Morrowind

Give me the GEP gun.

>also you can break everything through a single game mechanic

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you know it

Pikmin 2, though I guess that could work too

you go to the same level 120 times and you shoot giant targets on a pig to kill it

boy loves his tamagachi, spends all day on the internet

you click when the pointer turns yellow and collect pictures of naked npcs

This Legacy of the Soul reaver thing.

half the game is spent trying to ignore “LEOOONNNNNN!!!”

arachnophobics will never finish this game

BOTW

A 2D Minecraft ripoff with "pixel art" graphics.

Nope.

KURWA NO NIE

wot game

u know it

hell yeah

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Jet set?

You explore long mazes of caves and draw magic symbols in the air as if it was a wii game.

Boring tropey characters in a generic scifi universe are shoehorned into a binding of isaac clone with an artstyle thats so calarts it makes me want to barf with most of the humor being lazy references or garbage puns

Gungeon

Nuclear Throne, obviously :~)

no

Local man seed terror in hell

Fuck you , you homophobe.

you have some soldiermans, you tell them to click on other soldiermans, then RNG decides if you hit them.

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You play as a cringy weeb who goes around killing generic character archetypes using a piece of Star Wars memorabilia for a chance at some pussy, using motion controls.

>Terribly implemented survival mechanics
>Looks like it's a ps3 game
>Slow open world travel with no markers or fast travel of any kind
>Combat feels like it's from a gen 1 game
>most classes are completely useless
>Magic is garbage
>Backpacks always full

tell them to shoot by clicking on*

ni no kuni

MOE~

fucking t*rk roach niggerman saves the world via destruction of museum property

You help an autistic turtle and an obese hippo steal metal bird parts

Yeah so you're this dude or girl and you've never left your house, but then some old guy throws you out and says you can't come back unless you find some mcguffin that's always out of your reach. You run around in your underwear for a while and get harassed by people.
If you DO find it, he says you can't come back in anyway.

fuck yo water chip

You click on countries and feel proud of war crimes and casualty numbers.

Sly 2? I think it was the part where the turtle wasn‘t cripled yet.

Needlessly complicated mish-mash of mechanics, runs horribly, has an awful and inconsistent UI, and an incompetent player base to top it all off.

Autistic 20 year old Hat simulator

you're correct user :)

It’s a crash test dummy simulator in that you play a character who endlessly hurls himself into enemies until they are better for it

souls

Easy one
You play a mute with a compulsive need to mash pots and you various array of tools but where you limited to only being able to use one at a time. And many of them are either redundant or useless most of the game.

You have a varied cast of special snowflakes with guns and shit and you need to assault a large building and get rid of some giant beeping container with christmas lights on it by putting a fucking briefcase next to it. Unfortunately there are different special snowflakes also in said building with guns and shit who would prefer that you leave their beeping lightshow container alone.

Britain IRL

You thought you were going to kill monsters? HAHAHA
Now fetch some mushrooms and eggs, and maybe you will hunt something later on.

zelda

Hotline Miami

A level 60 dragon can fucking kill you early in the game

extra points if you guess which one.

Can't do it, only played 4 season on gameboy.

You have to break your father out of prison.

You read some stuff and travel really slow to other locations for more reading
You can travel a bit faster but it will cost you a fortune and you don't know how to make money in this game

Twilight Princess.

fucking what

You only have one item slot in Link to the Past

Dark Messiah?

bingo

You need a Bachelors of Economics to invade China.

Modern military shooter, but from time to time game goes into very obvious """scary mode""" and tries to scare you with outdated tropes.

It's your first day at your new school but your shuttle crashes and you got to find your way back alone. Also you're a magical space wizard, but so is everyone else so it's not that special.

Jedi Academy

FEAR

fear

A blatant fanservice laden jrpg whose story rehashes themes within it's franchises a dozen times.

DQ11

The MC is an Emo ISIS wannabe.

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You spend 30 minutes in the character creator just to watch your special oc get killed by a diceroll

you're a grumbly fool in a hoodie who eats people to get less stupid

Nope, I havent seen much gameplay of it but it does not look all that fanservicey to me. Unless you count call backs to previous games fan service I guess.

fallout 4?

yee

XCOM

The world ends in 16 days.

You shoot a ball and if you aren't a faggot it plays the fanfare from Beethoven's 9th.
That's literally all there is to it.

No
Yep

peggle

A scientist kills aliens with a crowbar.

That still sounds cool tho.

Peggle Deluxe, son.

You start as a literal nobody. You continue to be a literal nobody for a minimum of 5-7 hours while trying to convince people to follow you (most will get killed if they do). If you travel near water and encounter enemies you're practically game over.

Press R to Restart
Press R to Restart
Press R to Restart
Press R to Restart

The box goes vroom vroom

It's just darksouls and metroid with a vague story.

You play as a skirt chasing 16 year old with a monkey tail who goes on an epic adventure and befriends a frog eating french cook who can nuke dragons with a spell he gets from eating monsters

Sly Cooper

Max Payne

Sly Cooper 2?

Is it also full of bugs?

VTMB

Some highschoolers discover they can use demons and mess up with society and end up fighting hitler

Yep, that was an easy one I'll admit

Hotline Miami

It's a game about literally nothing and you walk around a lot.

It never becomes better than the first 15 minutes of gameplay.

Neptunia.

You're a really pissed off mailman

Yet another game that you run around and summon monsters with cards. You also open chest to get said cards. Main villian is a literal God in both games and the protagonist of both games are women.

You guide a teenage kid hero who didn't want to be a hero around various islands on a clearly another planet, trying to reach radioactive emeralds and stick alien tech stickers on them before the villains who didn't want to be villains do, and at the end the guy who wanted the emeralds stickered buggers off to his own planet and leaves both the kid and his own pet on a deserted island with no means of communicating with anyone.

A highly unrealistic racing game where winning is meaningless and a multiplayer with no player interaction whatsoever.

No man's sky?

Persona 2: Innocent Sin

Diablo 2

Persona 3?

Jump, jump and jump through a staged land to repeat your infinite task in life once again

You are on a trip to northern canada

That's why we call it Diddy's Kong Quest, you mutt

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Nope.

Crossdressing twink unites the Power Rangers and their Zords so he can kill a big-ass ghost snake

From time to time I still play Lemmings and Lemmings the Tribes. I think if I knew you in rl we would be best friends.

NMH

Diablo 2.

TF2

Shota gets sucked into another universe and is in control of incredibly powerful beings. Too bad they're too retarded to even shit on the toilet by themselves

You join up with three other autistic zombies who constantly shout the same thing at you while crossing the countryside on foot to find one of your missing organs which, by its very nature, is necessary to enable you to walk. After you find the idiot who took this organ, you become god and then kill your self.

Digimon World

I can't believe they didn't use that title, it's so good

Yes.

Mechs with furries in floating islands.

You control GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS SO YOU CAN KILL GIANT ALIEN BIO-MECHS also your cute girlfriend is retarded

You run from the cops for being a mailman

You play as an autistic woman running around a building for no reason other than that you're told to and you literally have to burn your best friend who definitely isn't sentient and definitely isn't alive to death

It' a video game

Fallout 2

You wade through shitty louisiana waters, massacre scores of undead to reach their boss, and promptly die to a point-blank headshot from a guy who's been sitting in a corner for 20 minutes

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Wolves hunt in packs

portal

ding ding ding

TW101

You witness a ritual, get shot, die, get revived, and experience a time loop all within the first 30 mins of this fucking game

>I will leave a tip, it's a horror game. >Good luck

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Call of Cthulu: Dark Corners of the Earth

In the end, you really can't trust pharmaceutical companies anymore.

Resident Evil

XB2

Yep

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You spend hours and hours staring at a world map, and click buttons to get temporary modifiers. Your magical mana points can solve all your problems.

Xenogears

Random guys are summoned to job against an evil witch that was sealed, then they all died because their series was never born.

I've been thinking for the majority of my life that it read Diddy Kong's Quest which is just so super generic, but when I discovered almost 20 years later it was actually Diddy's Kong Quest this just blew my mind, it's such a perfect pun, Kong Quest lmfao it's deserving to be called the greatest video game title in history

Nope

You go around slapping the shit out of people who are just minding their own business because some dude who fell through a roof tells you about his family's crazy beliefs. For the finale you beat up a senile old man.

Correct

Any Paradox game.

Dark Souls

You play as a kid who did nothing wrong. The judges are dicks, but you can't touch them.

Disgaea

Yeah, too easy.

Old man wakes up after a coma and begins walking around afghanistan performing mundane tasks

A deadbeat dad walks into the wrong neighborhood. Hilarity ensues.

Nope, kiiiiinda close though.

Solatorobo?

Karioshi?

MGSV

Plague Inc

damn straight. Actually had difficulty making that one. mg is one weird series.

You hit enemies and your attacks miss 90% of the time unless you carefully planned out your character.

very dangerous high priority subject escapes and starts a riot on a completely isolated prison island, if the police had any common sense left they'd send in helicopters with snipers and SWAT to rescue the few guards and hostages left in the danger zone and call it a day, but instead they decide to do nothing and only send one guy in there who is completely unarmed and just really likes to beat up people

A buggy multiplayer game, who's playerbase only clings to it because it's replacement is fucking retarded.

>First you do nothing but eat
>then you get some friends and start a planetary genocide
>then you kill and/or dominate some of your friends
>then you go to fucking space to form an alliance with literal alien nazis
Also you're a penis

It's kinda like a first person shooter and kinda like an RPG but it does neither one all that well. Also the voice acting is ridiculously cheesy and the player character has the emotional range of a walnut.

Spore?

Complete bullshit can happen because 99%is not 100%

Too obvious.

I'll make it easier:
Random anime guys are summoned by a kid to job against a powerful evil witch that had to be confined, then they all died because their series died instantly right after was born, like it was never born.

It's just a movie about the illuminati.

Fallout New Vegas?

you hold the fire button until bad guy dies

You keep solving some puzzles using holes while a big robot shit talks you the entire time.

I would say spore, but there's no way that's your favourite game unless you're the biggest pleb to ever exist.

gary stu flies a fighter jet

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It's fun.

Morrowind you absolute mong

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! People always guess it immediately no matter how hard I try. It's not my favorite game, but I still like it a lot.

You jump sideways and pop some painkillers after. Rinse and repeat.

MY GOD JC A BOMB

you go from terrorist to saving the world or some shit, pretty generic
also it's supposed to be the final game, but there's 7 of them

Go to school all day and do shit all night so you're super tired for the next day, die at the end.

A game where you run back and forth like a chump just for the chance to take a crack at some huge fucker that ideally would have been able to kill you in the blink of an eye, only you can just heal as much as you want anytime you want thus removing much of the danger of you dying (unless you neglected to refill your healing items)

One family ends up ruining the planet, a zoomer now needs to stop a boomer that killed an older boomer.

You're a retard that goes on a grand adventure to brake shit and kill people to get rewarded with jewellery.

Nah not even close

Literally every RPG ever?

Xcom?

Firstly you get raped by bandits
Then you get raped by lords
Then you get raped by kings
Then after about 50 hours of play, you become the rapist

You only have three days to interact with pre scripted npcs over and over again

You roleplay a hobo just trying to get by.

Some quiet faggot blows up a hula hoop

Majora's Moose

The world is being threatened by a building-sized nigger so you have to join forces with a Gook and a Nigress who won't stop fighting over retarded shit

You're an autistic bald man playing fancy dress

Holy reddit zoomer, batman
Also you couldn't be more obvious with the description

FF7
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
That's a lot of games but is it Skyrim?
Not even the same genre
CK2
kek
Halo

WRONG HAAHA IDIOT

It was the penis part wasn't it

star control 2
it's just asteroids but with a bunch of different ships and you fight other ships instead of endless asteroids
also a story mode about freeing humanity from aliens

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> (You)
>CK2
Not even close buddy boi

I don't know if you're being ironic but either way fuck you.

Hint: you play as an animal

For liking a game? Chill man.

Game 1: You’re a piece of paper and try to defeat some guy with a top hat which is also a piece of paper

Game 2: Random person trying to kill zombies with plants

Game 3: You’re some guy trying to kill gang members

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You are naked and wander through rooms that look exactly the same with the only differences being the objects and enemies that litter the place. You obtain random items that would probably kill any normal person, but instead, the items make your character stronger. Also there is too many religious references everywhere. I'm not a catholic, God damn it.

>For liking a game?
>thinking someone would say fuck you for liking a game in and of itself
I have a feeling you have a very loose understanding of what's going on around you.

>kek
>Halo
You got me.

you travel across abandoned land, where you play a game, in which you want to bring the ball to the enemy gates, losers can't go home

Isaac

M&b: maybe warband

A man beats the apocalypse through the power of friendship (or being a massive twat) and being unbelievably good at soldiering, even in situations where soldiering shouldn't help.

Everybody at your work is gone so you have to retrive some items and get inside a mother.

I literally can't even understand what you're saying right now

Bastion!

FF9?

Star Ocean: Til the End of Time

Spam one fucking button like a retard, literally hold another one for the whole game, listen to the same voice lines over and over again. No dodge button and your brother is EEEEVIL. Have not seen this shit before anywhere. Oh yeah, the SELECT button is used but DOES NO DAMAGE, what the fuck were they smoking

TWEWY

PMD

Fuck is it really W101? What's the plot twist? Earth becoming the Greater Galactic Coalition?

Hey, like Mario? Well scrap all the fun platforming for baby's first RPG combat!

It's just a lame story about a guy who gathers people together to bring equality to humans and furries after his father gets killed.

Persona 3

Mailman with a jealous bitch for a best friend.

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purple scalie household

Humans, Space elves and mutant bugs fight a lot

Paper Mario?

Barney's Hide & Seek

anime swordsman saves the world from a sandnigger

Ocarina of Time

Anglos go to European holiday, builds minefield instead.

bingo

Everybody hates you for no reason so you literally kill a religion

you blow up refugees and fight robots for no reason

Bingo

dragon age?

It's the end of the fucking universe and your friends just decide to act like total assholes, abandon you and create their own religion because.....lol???

All you do is dancing with other players

Pokemon

YOU'RE TURNING PEOPLE INTO GLUE

You blow up 3rd worlders for money, spending as much as a normal person makes in a year to call in an airstrike to kill people who wont make it in their lifetime, all in the name of US-backed regime change in a clusterfuck totalitarian state that repeatedly threatens to use WMDs, and even you allies will immediately call in airstrikes on you if you accidentally run over a north korean who decides to suicide into the treads of a t-55 tank.

The xbox can barely handle the spectacle and the airport is a buggy disaster, so bad that it crashes in minutes on xbox 360, requiring a mad dash to get through some missions or blatantly cheating to get in and out in 60 seconds or less.

Yokai Watch?

Orcs save the world

Yup, also Tail Concerto.

Meme humor go haha

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They did though?

Bingo
and that's why I love it, no stressful I'M A CHUCKSTER moments and a fun combat system I can literally teach to my 5yo nephew

Anyone?

A game of thrones knockoff involving a twink. The first boss is Oogie Boogie.

what the fuck do you mean by you could not get byond to work? Like its just straight up a launcher, you put in IP and thats it