Will Astolfo get their own spin-off game due to their popularity as we as the positive reception of the game they're in...

if you asked him, would astolfo be on the top or on the bottom?

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Is this the thread to bait out all the attentionwhores to post their bodies
Because I'm not complaining

bottom 90% of the time but I'd let him top me if he wanted to

What position is bottom and top?

why are you tripfagging, trapfag?

>i'd let him top me if i wanted
He's on the bottom 90% of the time and if he wants to top then i'd let him

Bottom is clearly at the bottom
and for top, im not 100% sure but might be above

No I mean how does it literally look. Those positions

Will OP get their own spin-off thread due to their popularity as we as the positive reception of the threads they post on Yea Forums?

This. Astolfo is a femboy, not transgender.

I want a cute friend that I can play video games with and then fuck relentlessly while understanding neither of us are gay because it's just internal masturbation and then return to being men because we realise it's just dress up at best.

imagine two people, right?
but one just so happens to be atop of the other one, and the one that is not on top is at the bottom of the other person

This but with lots of cuddling inbetween gaming and masturbation sessions.

oh, bottom means that he's the one that gets fucked, top means the one that does the fucking
>bottom
gets fucked in the ass
>top
sticks the dick in the ass

Thanks

we learned a lot today Yea Forums

It's posts like these that make me think about becoming gay. Why is female friendship such an alien thing? I just want to hug someone and have them pat my head while we play games together. At this point I'd be fine with pretty much anyone.

you just have to find the right one user give it time
besides beign gay is such a pain in the ass

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>Will Astolfo get his own spin-off game due to his popularity as we as the positive reception of the game he's in on Steam?

Astolfo is fucking male stop it

Imagine

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>tfw you DO have this body type
Literally the best feeling on the planet
I pity those who shall never know such joys

I want to frot with a cute bf while playing coop games
Please pin me down and fuck me

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Hey, look! They have arrived!

Will he be in DOA xtreme penis vacation?

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Lads I think I need to go and make some friends. I might be legitimately lonely and it is affecting me emotionally.

Please remove my wife Saori from these based pictures

Making friends is always a good thing. Wish you the best of luck, user. being lonely sucks.

your wife is constantly depressed and has a really small group of friends, are you surprised these kind of people project themselves like that?

What no I'm a sub

>no Jack in Extella
>no Semiramis
>no Nightingale
I want to play as any of these in an action game or fighter so bad

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disappointing

How do you know i'm not both those posts you responded to?

I guess I don't.

LONDON.

Astolfo is unironically draw a boy, call it a boy. His costume is a stroke of design genius, its contrasting elements masterfully divert the eyes from his masculine torso and narrow-ish hips, while puffy cape hides his wide shoulders. He might not be a muscle macho man, but he isn't a girl with a dick either.

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Alright I tried to make friends and realised I don't know how to at all. Now I've given up. Will update you if anything else happens.

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Finding people with common interests is always a good start.

Alaska.

Bullshit
Post an imgur link to a pic of your body

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This fucking shit CONSTANTLY
EVERY fucking time
i.imgur.com/A0OVMcO.jpg

Oh it's you again
Still cute
Your boyfriend must be super lucky
Moar pics pls

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Not gay but that body fat percent is something I need. Do you do anything or is it just natural?

Remove Kaname from that list right now

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Would lick

kill yourself tranny faggot

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Nice.

Juuuust natural! I wish I could help you more than that.
Boyfriend? I've never had a boyfriend. Im still single. I dont share TOO many pictures in a thread though. At most, 2 more.
i.imgur.com/FQyOf9g.jpg

He's not as short as doujins/fanart depicts him. he's /fit/ and assertive so most trapfags should be btfo already. H-h-he doesn't talk like this. He doesn't cut of his dick, he fucked women too. He's a femboy chad not a dicklet "trap" or tranny. He's a free spirit that wouldn't stay in some cockcage like insecure fags would want. Astolfo btfos most trapfags, trannies, yet so many of you try to self insert as him or post him or "waifu" him. Sad. Astolfo is for patricians not most of (You)

people who forget that astolfo is straight should be hanged

WOW That's super lewd!

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Who cares what bottoms think faggot.

I just want him to fuck me, user.

>Juuuust natural
No way! Don't tell me you don't at least go to the gym and watch your calorie intake

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you know what's cool

okay, so, guys don't want to be guys, right
and the response to this, right

is

to mock them for failing to adequately transform themselves into women
like, they have no way of rebutting the desire in the capacity of itself, so they just double down on "lol men are gross and ugly"

you see where i'm going with this?

>tfw can't resist snacking and eating unhealthy food like kfc
>tfw too lazy to work out properly
I'm just 60kg of loser

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I sit on my ass and play videogames all day and eat like complete garbage. Its a wonder my diet hasn't killed me.
Though, I can't eat very much to begin with, so my body's probably adjusted to my intake. I can hardly eat more than a chicken sandwich and a few mozzarella sticks or something.

Based. Guessing meowie and other limpdicks are around here. Faggot dicklets? Astolfo is a bi femboy chad at best. He gets what he wants and doesn't s-s-s-s-stutter or attentionwhore on 4chin. Give up and kill yourselves.

Fuck you, we get one character that is tailor made for tasteful trap-on-girl action and you faglords just have to ruin it.

It's certainly harder to motivate yourself to do these things when you're eternally skinny.

>natural
That's fucked up. I don't gain weight much but losing the bit of stomach fat I have has been a fucking pain and I'm not even half done.

Same. I run 5+km everyday though but it doesn't seem to do as much as I thought it would.

Don't post my wife in a dicklet's attentionbait thread, please. And for supporting him you should delete her from your folders until you get better taste to match her.

rude

I always love posting for Yea Forums. I try not to be shitty about it like shilling a twitter or asking for any money either, its purely for fun on both parts.

Sooo
anyone else here have Astolfo cosplay?

>doesn't seem to do as much as I thought it would
>only doing cardio
well here's your problem

Die. post your attentionwhoring on /vg/ or better yet just neck yourself.

I do pushups/planks but don't want much muscle mass. I'm also not going to a gym so the only exercises I can do are body weight or dumbbell.

Video games

Dude cmon CMON

Look at his hip upper body ration.
He has hips like a women he dresses like a women and even his kwaii ugu face is drawn like a womens face

Reminder traps behave like women on PMS except 24/7, forever.

it just feels great
i.imgur.com/bVx6PR6.jpg

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Indeed it does. Trim your nails though you nark!

>you will never play video games with someone
All this talk of low body fat has made me want to workout though. Fitness at 9pm isn't bad right?

I hope you find someone so you can stop looking for attention here.

youtu.be/Lz7h0xV1iXc?t=22
Yeah, what about it? The costume design feasibly hides all of that, even if he's often drawn as if it doesn't have anything to hide.

kill yourself freak

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Actually all but one of those characters identifies as male, is a male and crossdresses. None of them are trannies.

So the joke is laughing at troglodytes trying to appropriate characters to feed their own delusion.

Alice from idol master and the fluff from girls and panzer are girls though? What exactly are you trying to say? I think the top right is hanekawa too.

>he's /fit/ and assertive so most trapfags should be btfo already.

>He doesn't know about trap /fit/

Not just one, but two cute boys in one thread!
Yea Forums is the best

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Every fucking time with you trap faggots.
You constantly make these threads day in and day out, after about 20 posts, you get into that fucking shit about "wow guys look at my twink body aren't I so fucking girly?"
Fuck off to /soc/. This thread wasn't made for video games, it was never going to be about video games and you deserve all the shit you get about being grouped in with trannies. You act like them, talk like them and shit the bed like them wherever someone calls you out for your bullshit.

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I made the mistake of assuming people would immediately know which of those are female from the getgo. I should have been more specific.

men want to stop being male, because the omnipresent message that they have been simmering sous vide in since birth is "men are ugly and not worthy of life"

the response to this is "men are ugly and not worthy of life, especially men who try to escape the circumstances that make them ugly and not worth of life"

really does induce cogitation

Did a trap fuck your girlfriend user?

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So what video games do you like?
Been playing Muse Dash since it came out and now I want more rhythm games to come out on PC.

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It's hopeless, user. Watch the jannies delete your post but let the thread stay.

Based

I come to these threads in the hope it will magically make me more open and social so I can finally have friends. In the end I don't post and info and just go back to lurking sadly because my shyness forbids me from interacting with anyone outside an anonymous conversation.

The most baffling thing is that it's LITERALLY the SAME FUCKING CARBON COPIED POSTS AND EVEN IMAGES every single thread. It's just the constant same, I swear that even wojack edits and consolewar threads have more variety than this trash.

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Just post it then. The first step is always the hardest.

solution:
dont be a tranny

shit on feminism for pushing the idea that men are ugly and not worthy of life

I just want to see cute 2D boys, not 3D faggots

What do you mean?

not him, but kerbal space program is amazing :D

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get over yourself, no opinion of yours is important enough to be worth mocking you for more than 2 posts anyway

>girlfriend
Never had one. Not into 3D.
Don't try and pass off like you're discussing video games, faggot.
>I hope it will magically make me more open and social
Go to fucking /soc/ you dumb shit, or stop going on imageboards
It's the same posters too. They can't discuss anything remotely video game related, but somehow they can only talk about the same stuff every single thread. At least consolewar threads might have a new point to fling around and bait (You)s with. When your threads are being compared to consolewars and wojak edits you know its fucked
Go on exhentai then
Or keep a pixiv/booru tab open

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based
one of the most pathetic posts I've ever seen on Yea Forums
>muh shy
>muh ego
you are probably not cute to begin with

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You understand that this is an astolfo thread dedicated to discussing astolfo. Like... What did you expect?

A Lara Croft thread would be about discussing Lara Croft too.

>people still argue about Astolfo's canon physique when we have canon images of his naked body
Just stop already.

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this the cute boys in vidya thread?

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I prefer gender bend Astolfo

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>What did you expect?

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>Will Astolfo get their own spin-off game due to their popularity

If they do i sure do hope it involves them pleasing animal genitalia for the sake of my perverse pleasures.

I just want a cute husband to cuddle and sex with, is that too much too ask for?

I fucking hate that trannies are trying to claim Astolfo of all characters are their own. He's a dude and he loves being a dude, but he also loves crossdressing and being bisexual. There's nothing ambiguous about it.

I expected it to relate to the OP. What I got was user attentionwhoring with the same fucking images and posts he did in the last thread and then everyone in the thread dropping the discussion to fan themselves about some fucking attention whore.

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>endless vidya girl threads that just post girls and boobs, no video games discussion
>that is fine
>same kind of threads about astolfo
>REEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU NOT TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES
Really makes you think, no?

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/soc/ is shit and filled with shit people. I just don't understand how people do it. I never see others post info so how are they making friends?

>Not into 3D
Based.

Perfect timing.

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homosexuality is wrong

Tell me one thing bad about homosexuality

Same images? About Astolfo? How doesn't that make sense?

So is bombing in a swimming pool.
I want a cute bf, now!

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it's gay

Hey I think meowie is annoying too.

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No, you are the one who is pushing the idea that men are ugly and not worthy of life, by posting pictures of ugly men and saying that they are not worthy of life. Feminism is not doing these things. You are. Feminism also does these things, because everyone does these things, because ugly men can be freely trod upon.

he's too cute to be annoying

I'm not talking about that, but its a good point none the less.
I'm referring to the attention whore who keeps posting images of themselves in these threads.
Because there's only one fucking reason these threads are created specifically with Astolfo. I have never seen a single thread, in all my time with my dumb ass sat on Yea Forums, where it has had consistent discussion about whatever the OP was. You can have that in other threads with girls and nothing but ass and boobs. The only fucking discussion relating to the OP that mentions anything about a fate game is fucking jackposter.

against God's law
against YHWH's law
against Allah's law, inshallah
condemned by Jesus, our savior
condemned by Mohammad the prophet, pbuh
against mans law for most of history
unnatural
men are not attractive
female homosexuality is wrong too since lesbians can't even have sex and its unnatural
leads to degeneracy
marriage is between a man and a woman
it's smelly (butt breath/fish breath)
can't produce children

>gay and pedo

>refer to women as "girls"
>discourse zombie calls you a creep
>refer to them as "females"
>same result

huh

personally i prefer the other user in this thread
just a smidge more though

Alright you have convinced me. I'm no longer gay now
I'm instead going to be a pedophile now since that is actually condoned by god

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Everyone's talking about gay shit and friends but how do I lose body fat? I have maybe 11% left and it's such a bitch to get rid of.

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?

>people consider this cute
wew lad i should make a twitter i'm 300x more attractive than this and i don't hide my upper body and don't have razorburn everywhere lel

>everyone look at me I want attention too
Tits or GTFO needs to make a comeback.

>implying I would post it here

you know what you did

wtf

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Same as if you had more, cut calories and exorcise more. It gets exponentially harder the more fat you lose though.

Astolfo is garbage.

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>This is about video games,
LOL

kek taking notes from this thread seems to make straightkuks seethe that theres something different than there vidya waifu tits and ass threads people can call this thread repetetive yet those repetitive threads are not critisised for being repetitive

Don't be rude
Let them have their fun
Once mods wake up I doubt this thread will survive

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I agree, Felix is better

And supported by Romans, the most advanced and prosperous empire in history, a civilization that existed before any of the aforementioned unwashed degenerates crawled out of their caves and ruined everything for everybody for more than a thousand years.

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>wasting a thread on le cute boys instead of making a big tiddy/big ass waifu thread

possibly because homosexuality is hedonistic and degenerate
use your brain, the one not fried by porn

Lean meat fills you up and doesnt have much calories. Eggs are also a good way to diet without feeling hungry all the time being

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Astolfo isn't even supposed to be a bottem lmao hes a top

>Fun
None of this thread is fun
Imagine being hated in a general group that everyone else fucking hates.

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Real talk, but do traps work when you go in the other direction?

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The reason why the romans fell was because of gays, degeneracy and liberalism though.

imagine caring about being hated

proof that gay marriage and gay relationships were supported by the romans?

What do you mean?

Kill la Grill.

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Why do you people put Yukari on this list? Do you even like tanks?

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the most boring threads possible quality in any way let me post the same vidya ass picture that's already been spammed a thousand times
stfu pedo go back to allah

Nihil novi sub sole
Yea Forums hates everything
If you hate traps so much just leave the thread instead of getting mad about it

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sure

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higher risk for contracting STDs, especially AIDS

Based.
I don't hate everything. I just really trapfaggots.

hes probably asking if there's female trapfags and yes is the answer to that question

suit Astolfo is best Astolfo

>trap into loli dump
Fucking nice.

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going to be irrelevant in the future next

No, it was because one faggot emperor introduced Christianity and moved the capital to goddamn Turkey for no good reason, letting Germans do what Germans do best - destroy Europe.
>The primary dichotomy of ancient Roman sexuality was active/dominant/masculine and passive/submissive/feminine. Roman society was patriarchal, and the freeborn male citizen possessed political liberty (libertas) and the right to rule both himself and his household (familia). "Virtue" (virtus) was seen as an active quality through which a man (vir) defined himself. The conquest mentality and "cult of virility" shaped same-sex relations. Roman men were free to enjoy sex with other males without a perceived loss of masculinity or social status, as long as they took the dominant or penetrative role. Acceptable male partners were slaves and former slaves, prostitutes, and entertainers, whose lifestyle placed them in the nebulous social realm of infamia, excluded from the normal protections accorded a citizen even if they were technically free. Although Roman men in general seem to have preferred youths between the ages of 12 and 20 as sexual partners, freeborn male minors were off limits at certain periods of Rome, though professional prostitutes and entertainers might remain sexually available well into adulthood.
Romans knew how things should be.

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remember how everyone had fun on Yea Forums, and then the management put a stop to it, because the ways in which Yea Forums had fun were not sufficiently high-status, and to do that they used the "talk about vidya" forced meme

and then Yea Forums actually did talk about vidya, but they also had a look at what was high-status (what they were "supposed" to be doing) and they didn't like it very much
and that turned into GG for like, four years

but management also succeeded in killing off the culture of basically every board, so the remains were assimilated into the one culture that was too hardy to really kill off, which turned out to be /pol/, and now every board is one or another flavor of /pol/

are you ever going to stop pouring time, effort, and other irreplaceable goods down this rathole? i don't think you are

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holy shit Yea Forums is boring as shit now I don't see what people like about this website its the same shit over and over

sWEET dREAMS aRE mADE oF tHIS
wHO aM I tO dISAGREE

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