Story about father and his biological son as they embark on a male bonding journey where he teaches him to hunt and kill

>story about father and his biological son as they embark on a male bonding journey where he teaches him to hunt and kill
>only female character has a supporting traditional mother role
>no forced diversity or lgbt

Apologise right fucking now, Yea Forums.

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fuck off

>biological son

memes > facts
t. social media-obsessed election tourist

GOOOOOOOOODS

Seething CDPR tranny

MY WIFE'S SON

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YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS I LOVE PLAYING AS A KEK NUMOID

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fuck off

No

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>Father and son story
>they're greek
>no anal sex
Unrealistic.

way to prove right

I just came here to say Baldur was fucking awesome

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Fucking Greek immigrants stealing our fine berserker culture. I bet he has sex with a giant and raises a mixed demigod what a godcuck. Flop of the century.

>turning a hack and slash spectacle game into a boring walkinjg dad sim with non-interactive boring bosses
GoW was never good but at least it was goofy and huge in scale

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how did he end up getting that potion?

This. Also runics were a poor replacement for combos. Valkyrie Queen was the only decent fight.

Game still was shit

he became stronger so he would not have to resort to weaker potions

t. estrogent

pic is not canon

Not a single boob to be seen in a fucking God of War game. Even the goddess of fertility and beauty is flat as a board - contrary to her voice and mo-cap actress.

Kratos was pretty toxic man, he killed his family and was a bitch ass nigga.

>if you don't agree with me, you disagree with me

It was literally GOTY. Stay butthurt.

Actually a pretty good game. Obviously the first in a trilogy so I wasn't expecting it to get too crazy but I was still disappointed to see nothing in the game surpass the first boss fight. The combat isn't fun enough to make me want to replay it ever but I'm still hopeful for the future games. I liked Atreus aside from that dumb angst he goes through for 20 minutes and there are still plenty of places for a story about the son of Kratos to go and I'm excited to see them.

Like he said to the Potion Seller, "I'll go elsewhere for my potions!".
Probably why he looking at it so intently, to see if it will really aid him when he goes into battle.

I want to play a fucking video game

Play Hollow Knight. It's the best game ever made.

>shitty indie game
>good

t. guy who couldn't beat False Knight

who? I don't play indie trash

That's what I thought, loser.

>le funny little dwarf men comedic relief
Apologise for what, not laughing at cringy out of place redditor humor?
I'll pass, fuck you and fuck your shitty fucking cashgrab reboot.

seething manlet

There are plenty of fantastic indie games.
>Binding of Isaac
>outward
>splunky
>hollow knight
>cuphead
>Minecraft
>terraria
>Journey

Okay so theres 9 good indie games.

I'm sorry I watched this game on YouTube. The story was shit.

Subnautica is good no matter how much the politics of the creators make you seethe.

I liked game. Combat with the axe is pretty good and feels nice. Likes that it wasn't really open world ans literally full of shit to collect. Glad they got an actual kid to voice atreus instead of a middle aged woman voice actor. Can't wait to see how Kratos dies.

I'm a console gamer and it plays like shit on the ps4 unfortunately.

It is clearly a picture of the knight before he visited the potion seller, evaluating a lesser potion before deciding to go find a stronger one instead

What franchise will get the cinematic experience facelift next?

Fuck off, faggot.

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>wojak poster trying to appeal through politics instead of gameplay
This proves the game is shit and only superficial faggots like you promote it.

Half-Life 3 will come out and it will be a 3rd person cover-shooter with Gordon having a bigger scruffier beard protecting an Alyx who is somehow a little girl now.

>fight 1 god in the entire game
>rest is none stop fighting the same recolored enemies over and over again with new attacks
god of boring

As opposed to God of War 1 where you fight one god (Ares) or God of War 2 where you fight one god (Zeus) or God of War Ascension where you fight no gods?

>Enter the gungeon
>Shovel Knight
>Terraria
>Crypt of the necrodancer
>FTL faster than light
>Amnesia
>Grognard the barbarian (or something like that)
>Undertale (as much as Yea Forums hates it)
Just to name a few more

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what if you liked both

>Father figure did everything right
>Mother figure did everything wrong
Based and redpilled

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I wasn't a big fan of it compared to the older games, but I don't loathe it. It's hard to imagine the series without Kratos though, and I have a feeling that Atreus is going to become the protagonist.

MY WIFE'S SON

Freya is going to forgive Kratos once she gets that Big Spartan Cock. How can Odin ever compete?

>my wife's son

It is his biological son.

He was too relatable and I didnt like it

I wanna have sex and be a fucking asshole when I play God of War. 4 lets me do neither of those.

its not evne god of war 4
its god of war 5

play the game

Technically its 7

Now that's a backpedal if I've seen one.

user, you should know better by now. Liking games, UNIRONICALLY at that, is something you're not supposed to do here.

I did, it's his biological son, you idiot.

do you know what that word means

Sony could publish Artificial Academy 3 and nu/v/ would still spin it as ebil and sjw because of their fox-and-grapes mentality.
inb4 "b-but you hate Switch exclusives"
I don't.