>A scorpion asks a frog to carry it across a river. The frog hesitates, afraid of being stung by the scorpion, but the scorpion argues that if it did that, they would both drown. The frog considers this argument sensible and agrees to transport the scorpion. The scorpion climbs onto the frog's back and the frog begins to swim, but midway across the river, the scorpion stings the frog, dooming them both. The dying frog asks the scorpion why it stung the frog, to which the scorpion replies "I couldn't help it. It's in my nature."
Thanks for the story, Commander. You're not a real Indian though.
Eli Robinson
in the grand scheme of things, I think humanity was better off living like that. What has all this progress really brought us
Dominic Ward
why was the frog so nice he didnt have to do anything
Justin Cooper
Frog was a cuck
Landon Roberts
Africa could only get away with it because of it's year-long warm climate that didn't promote change.
Surviving in Africa is easy mode compared to pretty much every other continent even with the asshole super-fauna
Nathaniel Evans
self sufficient besides the resources they pilfered, yes
Logan Butler
I always wondered if this was real or not.
Ayden Johnson
And they did absolutely nothing with it, even the supposed richest man only managed to destabilize economies, nothing useful, nothing transcendent.
Robert Williams
VIDEO GAMES
Michael Russell
It's clearly real
Owen Taylor
>Surviving in Africa is easy mode This is your brain on Yea Forums
Tyler Thompson
Imagine the smell
Sebastian Young
No. That's not how air works.
Kayden Walker
And the entire cultures they stole. And the facts that the Greeks existed.
"they didn't do them on their own" is some weak baby shit. That's not how the world works.
John Martinez
then no one did anything on their own
Nathaniel Collins
Not having to deal with winter is pretty great
Lincoln Myers
>A white men and a black men and a jewish men are all at one small island. The island has few trees and they srae stranded with basic tools. The white men starts building a boat. He is nearly finished when the black men and the jewish men arrive. "You need to take us too" claims the jewish men. The white mens hesitates and say:"You didnt help at all building this boat". The jewish men says" Take us with you show mercy". The white mens says" I'm afraid you will betray me and command the black men to kill me to take the boat". >"I would never do this!!!" says the jew and the white men takes them in the boat. After few hours the white men is killed by the black men . With his dying words the white men says:"Why did you do it black men?". >The Black mens says"Yo the long nase men said it because you are racist " >After the white men is swallowed by the sea the jewish men and the black men realize they have no idea how to handle the boat >The boat sinks in the next storm
Benjamin Hill
Fuuuuuck, makes me nostalgic. Nothing in that gif works that way irl.
Lincoln James
user do you need a doctor? a mental one
Jace Bailey
Wow... this is deep.
Wyatt Edwards
Same
Julian Bennett
Unironically Saints Row 1. The Saints think they're cleaning up Stilwater and making it a safer place, but they're just street thugs like the other gangs. They end up changing nothing and suffer the fate the rest of the gangs do.
Gabriel Garcia
>a white men based ESLnigger triptranny
Juan King
wow, it's almost like that's my fucking point or something.
Nigger, have you fucking seen their pantheon? Architecture? Their methods for incorporating external deities and local customs? It's some "I can't hand in my homework in your handwriting" type of shit.
Daniel Jones
Isn't africa literally called the cradle of life and thought to be where the garden of eden actually existed? Australia is also easy mode and the abbos didn't do shit. I guess you need to be challenged to actually do anything worthwhile.
Isaiah Martin
Kek
Carter King
This thread is racist shit, i preferred the thread yesterday where we all supported our based black allies.
Caleb Martin
I see you are a man of taste
Jeremiah Williams
That sounds like a better thread. More Kavinsky, for one thing.
Jonathan King
Does anybody have the video with of this fable with the mentioning of jews at the end?