Post your GAMER FUEL

how long would 500 carbs take a jog off?

>contains crustaceans
????

i think they make food coloring from them

America's obesity crisis makes sense when you realize they're pushing shit like this onto them whenever they eat out

Yaes, but you also need nutrients, not just sugar and carbs and salt.
It's supposed to be a desert goddamnit

its honestly an impressive amount of protein if its 3 servings. I can't get this much protein without eating half my fridge

Note that that's PER SERVING, so the whole drink, which is 3 servings, has almost 8000 calories. This is literally FOUR DAYS worth of calories in a single milkshake.

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>serving size 3 servings

Oh my god I didn't even catch that.
>1449 carbs
>7800 calories
>for ONE SHAKE

Depends on your speed, probably more than an hour.

didin't see that. holy shit. i'm glad I live in a country that is known for its good food.

You obese fuck.

jesus fuck. why don't they just do their job and tell you how much it actually is instead of pretending anyone has it in thirds. which would still be crazy

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>2,500 calories a day
I thought the average was 2,000 a day?

>2600
yoo what the fuck

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And really who would suspect a chocolate milkshake with some oreo crumbs topping would be a full days worth of calories. My instinct for a shake would be around 800 to 900 calories. High but something manageable.

>I can't believe a large chocolate shake mixed with cookies is fattening!

Retards. Don't order ice cream or at least not the large size, maybe? What a concept.

>drink one for breakfast
>probably get hungry by 2pm

Surely this is some custom order like the burger ones you see right? How the fuck could it be this otherwise unless it's just milk and oreos blended together?

It's bullshit so they can say it's """"""healthy""""". Just drink one third of your shake, bro.

>contains: onions

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>serving size 3 servings
>amount per serving 2600 cal
Holy fuck, does that shit actually have 7800 calories? What the fuck is wrong with people who order that.

This is fake right? Like I think they messed up somewhere.

Impurities in the carrageenan (used for gelling to add desired consistency in food), which is made from seaweed

yeah they NEED that much to maintain their weight, anyone who isnt a body builder

>crustaceans
>in an oreo shake
what

>7800 calories per shake

we BULKIN boys

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Do They use fucking heavy cream in it? How the fuck does this thing achieve nearly 10k calories?

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Doing it occasionally is perfectly fine. You can survive on beer alone for 6-8 weeks before the lack of nutrients gets you.

>europoors

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God bless you burgers. Maybe if I eat one I'll stop being a skeleton

WE BULKIN?

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Depends. A tiny asian girl may only need 1000kcal a day to maintain bodyweight, a morbidly obese american man may need 4000kcal.

you can't do that. nobody does that. the only winning move is not to have a shake at all except for special times. and even then you can probably do better than DQ if you're gonna blast yourself with that many thousands of calories

>britbongs

>7800 calories per drink
>177g of saturated fat per drink
>contains crustaceans
What the fuck is wrong with Americans

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This has to be fake. The damn thing is only 32 fl oz. That's less than a liter. 8000 calories per liter? Bullshit. Impossible. One kilogram of pure sugar is still 4000 calories.

>britbongs

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imagine how fat someone could get from a diet of these.

based

Except that much sugar and sodium altogether is still really fucking bad for you and very well could lead to a variety of issues.

Wow, that's just one serving

This doesn't make sense. 333g x 3 is over 1kg of carbs. Of mostly sugar. Is that 32 fl oz the whole thing? Or is it 32 x 3 oz? How fucking big is the cup?

Nigger, an In-n-Out Milkshake is like 600 calories. This is 13 TIMES that amount. You literally cannot fit the amount of cookies needed for those calories in that cup. There's some black magic at work here.

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The only redeemable thing.

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I'm not British you fucking tard

That's the nutrition information for the whole shake, which is considered 3 servings. This whole thread is full of idiots.

>retards still fall for this

water

How the fuck can it have 8000 calories anyway? Is it nothing but fat and sugar?

Baskin Robbins is shit. Why do you assblasted foreigners keep posting this?

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there's a cool show about that

99% likely they don't know and think it is a regular shake. How many calories would you expect a milkshake to have with some oreo pieces?

How's that even possible? Just pure sugar? How is one shake 4 days worth of sustenance.?

I'd drink it.

Guys, what's theoretically the most calories you could stuff into a 12 ounce drink? Like what's the most calorie rich food out there you could liquidfy?

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how do you calculate the calories to maintain with height and weight?

>europoors
>stay in all day, are racist and don't accomplish anything for the white race
>all while shitskins rape their white women
>the women enjoy it

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I eat this and brown rice

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>which is made from seaweed
I could have sworn it was some crazy sort of extract from ladybug poop. Am I thinking of something else?

Shut up fatass lmao

>2600 calories per serving
>3 servings

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They've been making these type of shakes since forever

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ladybug shells are used for food coloring

Why do people assume this image is real without looking it up first

1 kg of sugar has 3700 calories and 1kg of fat is 7700 calories, either we're reading it wrong or this milkshake is the work of the devil.

How the hell did that bowl of cerial get to 2500 calories??

it's probably mashed and heated fat
the runner ups would be a cooking oil of some sort and then a cream of some sort

Probably pure vegetable oil or lard.

It's fake.

dairyqueen.com/us-en/Company/Nutrition/Treats/?localechange=1&

peanutbutter

literally how does it have this many calories? i know it's not a health food or anything but jesus christ
it's like they're purposefully injecting food with calories

seethe some more

That amount isn't per serving. That's the amount per 3 servings. What it's implying is that one shake is actually three servings and you're only supposed to drink a third of it.

>"Health bar shake"
>567 carbs
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

This reeks of the Architect’s work...

Cope amerifat

that's not baskin & robbins

you can't. metabolism plays a huge role

no, it's 2600 per serving, the serving size is 3 servings giving: 3 x 2600 = 7800 calories for one Large shake

HEATH not HEALTH, retard.

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Heath Bar is a brand of candy bar, it's not HeaLth bar.

>being illiterate

>that's not baskin & robbins
The fuck? How did I get Dairy Queen? Am I retarded? Fuck I am dumb.

Cringe.
>baskinrobbins.com/content/dam/baskinrobbins/nutrition/nutritionguide.pdf
>Its not even half
Foreigners are some of the most embarrassing creatures on the planet.
What kind of retard just believes anything they see on the internet?

>266g sugar
>healthy
kek

Bro...

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@467479725
Get those eyes checked, buddy.

1 gram of uranium has 18 billion calories

I can't find them anywhere on the internet, but I know the Army (at least ours) has these bars which look like generic hard candy, maybe half the size of a Kit Kat bar, but are over 1000 calories each. Co-worker thought it'd be funny to offer me one when he knew I was on a 1500 calorie limit.

Care to test, user?

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>some of the shakes are still more than 1500 calories
still embarassing

That's wrong and you're an idiot for thinking it. Each serving is 867 calories and there are three per large shake.

The highest calorie thing I could find was just straight lard and 12 ounces of lard would come out to around 3000 calories.

>access denied
Cope even more fatty

god you must be really, really fat. like really fat.

No you idiot. Read: That information is for the entire shake, but they want to say it's three servings so that they can go "well you're only supposed to have 1/3rd of it" when the news comes asking about it. You literally cannot fit 8000 calories into 32 oz unless you discover some kind of new ultra calorically dense fat to make it out of.

Amerisharts are the most disgusting people on earth.

This shit is why I never order desserts anymore

It's legit, there's articles on this shit
www.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2009/07/10/death-by-chocolate-and-fudge-and-drizzle-and-cookie-pieces-and-whipped-cream
www.riverfronttimes.com/foodblog/2009/01/23/the-dish-the-baskin-robbins-chocolate-oreo-milkshake-the-worst-food-in-america

>gives you a stomach ache

dude, learn to read, Heath isn't health

baskinrobbins.com/content/baskinrobbins/en/nutritioncatalog.html

>access denied
Works on my end :^) here and Amerachad land.
Maybe try not living in a 3rd world country and try again.

get some better genes bro

Get a better stomach.

>stomach ache from juice
What? Why?

dude, apple juice might as well be drinking sugar

Horrible for you. Stop this meme.

One gram of antimatter has one trillion calories

And the very article you linked shows a different image not edited. Did you even read your source proving you wrong?

>ultimate weight gain solution
Let me guess, they don't sell this anymore. I'm so tired of being a twig.

if it has to be palatable, you could probably do it with chocolate, sesame/nut mix, and extra cocoa butter or vegetable oil as an emulsifier

Fucking amerifat stop eating already

>Am I thinking of something else?
Beaver ass juice is used to make vanilla flavoring.

Sure but keep coping

It's the exact same image but without crustaceans being included
Meaning the rest of the info is legit

prune juice is the best juice

fight me

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heath retard its a candy bar

fatties OUT

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It's fake.

You guys realize this is fake, right? I mean, I know it's HAHA BURGERLAND FATTIES and all, but come on. Use your brain.

If I don’t have the ingredients to make any of these then I’ll usually just eat some cashew nuts while sipping mint tea or a beer if it’s the evening.

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Says 1 serving instead of 3.

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CHAD eats PIZZA

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I'm glad I live in a country with options

thats wrong its only 1400

They've changed the recipe. This image is 10 years old.

>heath retard

americans have such weird names

Is this fatty cope or fatty seethe?

No it isn't. You are quite seriously stupid.

I make my own gamer fuel.

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Oh shit, my bad
Still, 2600 calories per shake is still a fucking lot

>C-cope!
Stay mad bro. BR is shit btw. You can make up fake pictures and spread false info all you want but we will never stop shitposting you to death and blowing you the fuck out.

theres just no way its real.

fucks sake, i know what you're doing. then again, you know what i was doing, too.

I'm an American please be kind to me

This man needs to unironically be banned from ever touching food again.

vegan trash

>be fatty in middle school
>one day decide to start drinking water instead of other drinks
>this change alone turned me into a beanpole after about a year

name a more based liquid, i dare you

The one true fuel

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Zevia.

What would happen if bulimia made a major comeback in US for the first time since Roman times? Everyone would do it if it was socially acceptable, with vomit bowls and all. This shit is eaten for the taste, not calories so it's not like actual good food would be vomited out

;)

>263g sugar

that would kill you, no?

vegan btw

Cold brew black coffee wakes me up pretty good.

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I think anons burn more than enough calories browsing Yea Forums in turn. Its a high stress low chill board.

>bulimia
There's like 200,000 cases of that a year here.
Mind you that number is dwarfed by our country's massive population.

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What do you think the cream in oreos is made of?

Best Croatian (dark) beer, imo.

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disgusting

lose weight

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Metabolism varies no more than 8% from average. Complaining about slow metabolism is a cope for lazy people.
Just type in TDEE on google/duckduck, lots of calculators

Seriously get Zevia

>nobody in this thread has high metabolism
youtube.com/watch?v=-dxqlXPyDl4&ab_channel=YukaKinoshita木下ゆうか

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looks like something they serve as punishment to misbehaving prisoners

An office worker needs about 1600-1800. No fucking wonder Muricans are obese as fuck.

>The only way I can enjoy things is if they're sweet
What an unhappy existence.

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Why?

i cant afford all the expensive food

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This is 7000kcal of KFC

That single shake has more that all of this. What the fuck

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Nice one dude, I prefer Amber myself

that's like, triple or quadruple the amount of cereal you need for breakfast.

look at the size of it compared to the girl's hands

It's one liter so it's possible to fit over a kilogram of carbs in it.

>want to search how much 7800kcal of fast food is
>all I see are mukbang shit

I remember reading a story in junior high were a place started selling a milkshake or something that triggered nostalgic memories in people, so they grew addicted to them, and it became insanely popular. In time, the entire population was becoming obese, and there was a machine introduced that would remove all your fat instantly, so people would get obese drinking the shake, use the machine to get skinny again, and then go back to drinking the shakes to repeat the process. Turns out at the end that this was all a scheme cooked up by aliens to harvest a constant supply of human fat that they used for fuel or food or something. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

She probably just vomits everything after recording.

>mukbang
I'd rather watch gokkun. But I understand.

You can't afford pasta, meat, rice so you're forced to subsist on toast alone?

i do physical labor 12 hours a day as well as the gym 2 hours a day 6 days a week, but god damn.high metablosim is for young people most of the time, well, they are the ones who actually dont have to work for it, just like asians.

I'm 5'11 and weigh 60kg
ama

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the fuck

What? Is black coffee too bitter for you?

Sounds fake. There's no way aliens are real or have any need for fat from you humans.

A lot of the "badness" in these comes from the cream on the top

>tfw 54kg...
Kill me

Looks like thay story inspired a doctor who episode.

I remember when I was depressed i'd eat lots of junk food like mcdonalds/pizza. When you don't think about calories it's crazy how much crap you can eat.

And now, i'm /fit/ and the idea of that shake is insane. Mind you, 3500 cals is one pound of fat.

How do you cope?

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Yeah, if you still like you did as a teenager when you're 30 or close to it you'll definitely gain weight.

t. learned this the hard way

t. Reptilian fuck

So can overuse of computers, in fact, the sedentary lifestyle is much more unhealthy for anons than the fatty foods people sperg out about on here.

>contains CRUSTACEANS
youtube.com/watch?v=qvYMmmZF-NE

Any other restaurans with a simlar amount of calories in a Shake, I don't want to go to Baskin Robbins.

still eat*

>2600 kcal
Ameribros...

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>38g protein
>2600 calories
Dat dere dirty bulk

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Post your height and weight Yea Forums

Starbucks isn't coffee.

Would you like to make that a combo with a side of puffy oversized nipples, rotting teeth and gastrointestinal complications?

6ft, 107kg.

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i don't feel like getting laughed at tonight

189 cm, 116 kg

3'2"
470lbs

5'4", 63kg/140 lbs

>5ft 6in
>372 pounds

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skinnyfag here. thinking about going to get one but i don't think i'll be able to down the whole thing.

do it pussy

Especially kids who don't know any better. I'm not even fat at all but all the awful food I've eaten throughout my life has probably fucked my brain and body up

Just do it over a day or something. You don't have to gulp down the whole thing in a single sitting.

user, you are on anonymous Indonesian hentai image board. Who cares?
Honestly, never tried that. Will do, thx for recommendation.

what's with these shakes having so much sodium?

That's a fucking horrible way to gain weight idiot

30 AU
17 billion solar masses

~170cm, 55kg
people probably think I'm a teenager

I'm guessing it's salted caramel flavor with peanuts.

5'11" (180cm)
200lbs (90kg)
Just started counting calories with a 1000 kcal deficit after not giving a shit about my health for too long. Turns out turning health into a game of inventory management is better than normal motivational methods when you're an autistic virgin.

1 Planck
1 googolplex lbs

wow, an actual boomer on Yea Forums

They don't call it sodiyum for nothing.

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>5'11" (180cm)

bruhs

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the average person needs only needs like 1600 a day because they they sit for 14 hours

that's wrong retard
the serving size of the entire cup is 3 servings (32 oz)
the listed nutrition is for the entire thing of 3 servings

It's because 1st world countries actually have privacy laws and mutt sites don't let you on unless they can mine your data and sell it to shady companies.

Salt is a core ingredient for making ice cream, I'm not joking

>there are retards ITT who don't know this

Yes?

isn't that wrong?

I know where you're coming from.
The one I posted is purely made up of coffee and water. No sugar nor other bullshit.
I usually make cold brew myself, but I drink the bottled stuff if I'm really lazy that day.

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yikes

192cm
100kg

Yes, my apologies.
5'11" is 180.34cm, or 1803.4mm

And I was shocked to see a can of Monster having 62g of carbs
Jesus fucking Christ

What the fuck is Danny Devito doing on Yea Forums?

most people ignore calories and this is a huge trap.

it is not related to portion size at all, some tiny sweets can have like 1k calories. gotta be smart.

175, 69kg.

Look, he's checking to see if his abs disappeared yet. Maybe after that meal tho.

T H I C C

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Calories don't mean shit. Fucking trust me. Count carbs and sugar instead.
I lost 50 pounds in a couple months doing this

This makes me feel physically sick. Jesus christ.

fat user here (147kg)

for me its these bad boys. pic related

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A glass of orange juice in the morning, water and milk the rest of the day

>Calories don't mean shit. Fucking trust me. Count carbs and sugar instead.
>I lost 50 pounds in a couple months doing this
Ok I instantly believe you and not basic human biology

Soda water is the patrician choice.

Well, it's a little better. Still makes me crave soda like fucking crazy.

174cm, 100kg
oops

Nutraloaf is still better than that slop.

Well, it's not a diabetes ice-blended beverage, so it's coffee.

I don't know where "calories don't mean shit" came from because that's just fucking retarded, but he's right about carbs. Cutting out carbs is a fantastic way to lose weight.

healthline.com/nutrition/ketogenic-diet-101
Hard to follow but worth it.

147kg and 182cm

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>one cup is 3 serving size
>nutrition is for 1 serving size
>which mean, all of that nutrition list has to be multiply by 3.

Why is this allowed.

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Some say Ja/ck/ has pink eye and that's why everything tastes good to him. Even if you fed him wall.

GO SPIDEY GO

5'10'', 240lbs
Used to weigh 320, been slowly working at it.

You can eat clean and still get fat because you simply eat too much.

Not that user, but sugar is dangerous. Look at vegans. Some of them are fat. How can you be fat if you don't eat meat and all those "unhealthy" food (bacon etc)? Because they take lots of sugar.

3500 cals in a pound of fat. if you eat that many cals you are going to gain a pound at least, 100%.

being in a constant deficit will make you lose weight, no matter what you eat.

180 Ib 6'3

Thanks for reminding me to work out Yea Forums.
You're doing gods work.

Are you a black hole

Bacon isn't even unhealthy kek.

friend i'm 6'3 and i weigh 64kg, it's not easy being skelly.

Because there is no way you can cram 2600 calories into 10.66 fl oz. As other user have pointed out throughout the thread, this image is horseshit.

Depends.

>Each gram of carbohydrates contains 4 calories. If a food label lists the food as having 10 g of carbohydrates, then it contains 40 calories from carbohydrates.
>2000 calories
>I burn around 10calories per 1min(imma pathetic shit)
>3.5-4 hours of non stop running for this dumbass shake

firstly, when you eat that much at once your body doesn't actually digest the food, it just pushes it through your intestine and most of it will still be "raw" coming out your ass. so the calories are never absorbed to begin with.

secondly, there's no such thing as a "high" metabolism, genetic variance is very small. what actually dictates your base metabolism is your total mass and the percentage of mass that is muscle. muscle tissue uses more calories to maintain, so being fit is what increases your resting metabolism, not the other way around. and of course, when you aren't resting you use more calories, which again means getting fit is what increases metabolism, and not the other way around.

thirdly, a person's normal weight is a function of their average daily behaviors. eating a giant meal once every few months, when you ordinarily eat small and exercise a lot, does not actually represent any significant calorie surplus over that time frame. an extra 10k calories taken from one meal every 6 months is about 55 calories a day, not an issue for people who exercise. conversely, if you never eat a giant meal but don't exercise and maintain a lowkey surplus of 55 calories a day, you'll be adding that extra 10k every 6 months, forever

It's absolutely fine in moderation

I refuse to believe a single "drink" can have 7800 calories. I don't see it being possible unless this thing is huge.

If "moderation" is "not enough to be unhealthy" than meth is fine in moderation

You could eat it every day and you'd be fine.

Is it bad that I would try one if I was american?

183cm
60kg

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No it's not you fucking retard. It clearly says that it's 3 servings and that amount per serving is 2600 calories.

I'm still learning the ways of the water

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nope. fuck all the basedboys in this thread

Maybe it has a little bit of uranium.

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Femanon or trap?

1.73 cm
75 kg.
how do i stop being fat ?

Based user. You can do it

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fun fact: the occasional cheat meal can HELP you lose weight. If you go too low cal for too long you can stall your metabolism. This is why people have "cheat days".

But that doesn't mean have a feast of 20000 cals

I could make a milkshake at home for a fraction of the price and like 10% of that things calories; are they just mixing it with pure butter or something?

I haven't gained any weight for a year, stuck at 100kg (192cm)

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>women
>tall
just a gayboy
Drink water

One of those pls.

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Dont know why, but i really dont like the hyper possitive "you are AWESOME :)!" stuff

I know i sound super negative, but its just kinda lame to me

Honestly, going for cold-as-fuck seltzer water made the switch much easier. Of course I couldn't cut sugary energy drinks completely if I want to function at work but I've lost 5 pounds in the last month or so without having to exercise so its definitely a good thing. A little lemon juice and grated ginger can make it nice when I want something more refreshing. Bourbon can make it nice when i want the "blow my fucking brains out" feeling to go away.

How is that legal. You might as well sell everyone poison pills and tell them it's their fault

She was 30 when that thing was filmed.

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What's with lanklets aspiring to be gangly trannies?

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Pretty sure that's alright. But if you're a skinnyfat then start lifting weights

If a tiny dog becomes a missile during a car crash what happens to her?

>aspiring to be gangly trannies?
Point out even one trannypost in this thread

>I know i sound super negative
You're not, this shit is indeed lame, it's the kinda crap you plastered on the walls in any office job and everyone 100% knows it's just bullshit. IF you have the motivation to do something you'll do it, you don't need special snowflakes reminder

>want to lift because I no longer want to be a weak piece of shit
>parents keep saying why you need to build muscle when you're not a laborer

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That seems like an awful way to do it. Last bits of that water are going to taste like warm plastic.

This is how I like to start my morning right

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I did something like this about a decade ago, but it just said "drink, do it fgt".

just because i have the proportions of a dying tree doesn't mean that i want to cut off my dick

She doesn't have a high metabolism, she has some kind of disease where her body doesn't process 90% of what she eats. This high/low metabolism is a fucking meme, what is being said by it, that your body just magically stores more energy than it takes in while other people magically use less energy than it takes in? It makes no sense, you're not breaking the laws of thermodynamics here. People are just more active than others or like this girl everything they eat comes out the other end and their body takes nothing from it.

It's a woman thing.

>back home from college
>mama keeps buying ice cream and I tell her to stop but its really fucking good ice cream and I don't want it to go to waste
How do I stop
I'm trying to get fit (run pretty much every day, go to the gym 2/3 times a week) but ice cream is good

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They're right.

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There's a difference between a cheat day and a fucking 7800 calorie shake. Even if you don't eat anything else during your cheat day it would still be way too much.

They're right.

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Good to see a girl with a taste for uranium. What's your name sweety?

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Jesus Christ 7800 calories in one shake

>mama
You could start by either fucking her or never referring to her in such a manner again.

Don't lift faggot, get into a sport. Your parents are fucking smart dude.

That is very dangerous. Water poisoning is real.

Moms can be special enablers, all you have to do is eat that fucking ice cream and make her happy, but ion exchange work out twice as hard, problem solved

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Lifting is for aesthetics. I'm perfectly average strength and I've yet to run into a single scenario where I felt I needed more, even in more laborous jobs. If you need to move something heavy, you can always take breaks, or use your head to find smarter ways to move things. The world is not made for jacked people.

wtf? That thing has almost a kilogram of sugar in it. I feel bad if I put two cubes of sugar into my coffee.

That could taste better than it looks.

i need to put on like 10 kgs cheaply and so that it doenst kill me, any guides i can read?

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97 kg (down from 143)
1.83 m

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Well?

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It's because women are all about the social aspect but not the emotional aspect. So they do this dumbass hype shit where they talk about how great each other is and then the second something bad happens they all break down. It's a 21st century phenomenon, they didn't use to be like that. It's another flavor of girl power, it's purely superficial and meaningless. It's like a little kid talking about how badass they are.

Took him awhile to realize Yea Forums is the new Yea Forums.

190cm
92kg

Skinny fat, lost 6 kg since the beginning of may by eating better (and less). Gonna continue like that until I'm in mid-70s.

Don't wanna exercise because I hate the male form and want to go for the lanky androgynous twink aesthetic cuz I'm not quite stupid enough to go full tranny with that height and broad shoulders.

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yeah 8k shake is absurdly high. even if you eat a bunch of junk food you're looking at 2-3k cals.

Get fit for your waifu

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That's not even deep fried, is that the diet version or something?

We're reaching levels of hedonism that shouldn't be allowed on a public level.

it's somewhere in between
i don't eat much bread, but fuck do i love pasta and tea

Also, holy shit that bench.

Don't listen to these defeatist faggots. Lifting will put you in better shape, you'll be healthier, you'll have more stamina, more confidence, and if you ever have to you'll be better in a fight if you ever have to defend yourself. There's no reason to not lift other than being lazy or because of some toxic masculinity meme.

That seems like something my drunken brain would order after seeing that sign.

you're both saying the same thing you fucking pair of retards
you're both saying the right thing and accusing the other of being wrong can fucking neither of you read

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same. what's up lankbro

5'6"
49kg

Lifting is fucking BOOOOOOOOOOORING. Get into rock-climbing or swimming instead.

There's no fucking way they managed to compress 7800 calories, 789g of sugar, and fucking 999g of carbohydrates into a 32oz drink.

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182cm
79kg
No muscles so I still look fat

Your mom is making you a shittier person so she can feel better for coddling you.

Halal Snack Packs, it's just chips meat and sauce but goddamn does it taste great.

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182cm and somewhere between 60kg and 70kg. Haven't checked my weight for a long time

Damn almost a senzu bean.

oh gamer fuel, gamer fuel

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unironically this

although it really doesnt give you energy like pre workout or anything

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It's not 32oz you retard. 32oz is one serving, the whole drink is three servings and 96oz

That's what I do

gymcels

oh...oh god, gross

Lifting is pretty low tier way to work out for reasons like stamina and "you'll be better in a fight if you ever have to defend yourself".

>using oz and a crude number
why cant you burgers use the metric system? its easiert to count 1-100 than 8 oz 3 cups 4.813 stones

to get a water poisoning you have to drink like four litres in an hour

What's the best exercise for stamina?

>missing the point
Just do something physical that makes you less of a feebly limped jello person.

Redpill me on milk tea

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I don't know how their retarded system works. I just multiplied the 32oz by three because the drink is three 32oz servings.

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5'9 / 175cm
167lbs / 75kg

Formerly 285lbs / 130kg. I got down to 155lbs but have let myself go a bit since then. Should probably fix that.

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Milk tea is for faggots who can't handle the taste of tea.

based

kys

Why not both?

It's pretty hard to drink enough water to give yourself a water poisoning. Most likely you will throw up way before you reach that level.

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Why is this formatted incorrectly? Why does it show it's total nutritional facts as "Per Serving"?

Nothing more disgusting than nutella, literally palm oil and sugar

Never tasted it but I can't ever imagine how the fuck tea's flavor complements milk in any way.

5' 5", 100lbs
if i converted it correctly that's 165cm, 45kg

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>100lbs
user...

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It's the meme companies use to get around the FDA regulations for nutritional facts. Everything is like that, though some products actually say the facts for a serving size if entire serving size is the whole thing. Stuff like cookies or chips are notorious for this. A package of cookies like Oreos will have their nutrition facts be for 2 or 4 cookies, and chips will be for like 7 chips. It's just meant to trick people who are semi concious of carbs and calories into thinking their high fructose corn syrup snack isn't as bad for them as it really is.

when i was in 3rd grade i lost an arm wrestle to a kindergartener

It's good. Surprisingly, some places can actually fuck up milk + tea so it can be great or mediocre depending on where you go. Quickly is dogshit so don't go there.

t. SF

The UK is NOT europe, fuck those retards

jesus fuck, did you even eat as a child?

6'2
85kg

Used to be 140kg. Jesus christ.

Overrated

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175cm / 110kg
I'm a still a fat fuck, but I'm working on it. I used to be over 200kg and used excuses like slow metabolism etc, but I actually had some mental problems from when I was abused as a child and after I finally got some help for them I started to eat less, exercise and lose weight.

is there anything else on the planet that gives this much energy in such a perfect form factor?

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at the time it felt like i was eating a lot
i might have had a hormonal imbalance or something

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>263g of sugar

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per serving

>white people
>in London

This fucking hell fruit juice is terrible for you
>let's just remove all the good parts from the fruit and leave in the sugar

>2600 calories
>135g of fat
>333g carbs
>263g sugar
>crustaceans
>per fucking serving of which there are three
I just don't even know where to start.

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>Cool Whip is a brand of imitation whipped cream
Honestly America you need to sort this all out, it's taking the fucking piss. How do people even stay healthy in the states when everything is cancer?

>I burn around 10calories per 1min(imma pathetic shit)
What are ways to determine how much you burn?

Cutting carbs works for all the wrong reasons.
When you cut carbs you are effectively forced to cut processed shit because all of it is an unholy mix of refined carbs and fat to cram as many calories as possible into those 100 grams and still be palatable. Seriously look at nutrition data for all the "bad" foods (potato chips, donuts, candy, deep fried shit), most of them will have comparable, if not higher, calorie counts from fat than carbs.
Removing carbs bars you from all those, but it also cuts you off from all the good carbs like fruit and unprocessed grains. And the low carb diet only works so long as you stick to mostly natural stuff, once you enter the sucralose sweetened almond flour cake and flax pizza crust territory, you might as well give up and go back to not dieting.
The best way to diet is to be nutritionally aware and reduce the caloric density of your foods, which means eating mostly veggies, fruit and unprocessed grains, aka the diet doctors have been trying to get you to follow for the last 50 years.

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>Even if you fed him wall.
Wall can taste good with a decent ceiling though.

>1.90m 97 kg
Still about to loose some weight.

I'm guessing BMR. It's how much calories you burn just by being alive.

This needs more protein.
Add chicken breasts.

Someone fucking screencap this shit

>38g protein
the perfect pre workout

I like mine with square cuts of jelly instead of balls. Slurping balls means you're a big gay.
Actually its because you get more volume of drink without the balls.
Overall I like it because its heretical to tea fags who say you shouldn't add milk or even sugar.

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>fruit is healthy for you
tell me another

1.83m
77kg last I checked but probably at 80kg now.

If you drink this everyday while playing vidya, you are so gonna turn into a fucking blob. Please don't do this to yourself.

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made some black tea with hibiscus and it tastes like ass

My BF's cum is my fuel. I give him a quickie before my ranked matches and his cum taste delicious/nutritious. Try it yourself,

you probably overbrewed it you mong

Just sounds like Goosebumps

too late faggot
MAGA

Mountain Dew. Unironically.

this is even funnier cause she did this as a reward for "working out"

>50g of sugar per can
Enjoy your obesity/diabetes

It really depends on the tea. For example if you add milk/sugar to green tea you are a fucking idiot.

This can't be real. It says one shake is 3 servings. The data are for 1 serving. 1 serving has 265g of sugar. That means one shake has about 800g of sugar. Just no way.

You know who you are.

black label or nothing, pope

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They sell green tea milk tea. I used to buy it to feel speshul.
I'll stop now because its for fucking idiots. Thanks.

yeah but it tastes so good
if u don't have to worry about calories it could be worse, at least it's not as acidic as soda

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when i was a kid i used to mix honey and sugar into a paste and eat it.

People realise this is actually 7800 kcals right?

>serving size 3
>calories per serving

>serving size 3 servings (32 fl oz)
its 2600 cal per cup

Read the thread faggot.

Eh, sugar sure. But you can make pretty good milk tea using a bit of heavy cream with some good quality green tea as a base.

Those fraps are the exact same deal.
You know the best part of it? You aren't shown the nutrition guides upfront; You have to hunt for them yourself.
Nobody gives a fuck because it's just coffee... am I right?
rhetorical question

A loaded frap or two every other day is a surefire path to obesity.

>got a box of fudge covered oreos
>they're 150 calories per cookie

when you eat oreos you know the risk

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That means one serving is 32oz and there's three servings in that cup.

show me a cup thats 96 ounces retard

You're paying like $5-10 a day to slowly kill yourself

i already have diabetes
type 1 though

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Is this why all the Finns keep killing themselves

They used to sell a variant with no sugar but tastes the same. Now that it's gone I stopped buying them.

2600 calories what the actual fuck??????????????

There are three servings total to every 32oz cup; That's how that reads.

Take everything on that chart and multiply by 3.

I just lift for health. Deadlifting 2pl8 is always satisfying though.

multiply by 3 if you eat all three servings (drink the entire cup 32oz cup)

no, it reads 3 servings = 32 fl oz
i know it's not very clear but obviously you didn't do very well in english class

>be fat shot
>get American

are you rarted, its fucking fake

are you a chubster now user

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>America isn't first world meme
/int/tards and the places they crosspost from are the only places on the planet that actually thinks this.

rice, berfect if you need calories and if you wanna eat 20000 of something

so this thing is 1 Liter of pure sugar, fat and carbs

>Onions
Literally gay drink

LMFAOO thanks for making me choke retard

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Crème cookies are fucking disgusting , and I don't know why, but it's for the better

I like to feel a little dangerous when eating my gaming(tm) food.

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pshh.. amateurs...

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It's Swedish juice company you mongoloid. They just sell it in Finland and translated one of their commercials.

You know why I didn't question the fake chart having Crustaceans checked?
I just had a store bought, bagged Cesar salad that claimed to have anchovy in it (guess it was in the dressing maybe)

>it was in the dressing maybe
>anchovy in a dress
What a fucking faggot.

it's crème.
Very different "cream" to real, actual cream.