What would Nintendo need to do to get you to buy their console?

What would Nintendo need to do to get you to buy their console?

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fat virgin

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lul, pleb probably never even seen a pussy hair in real live...i have though and it was sixck and tasted like candy apple

Make normal hardware. Something that competes with ms and sony. People have even made the concept for such a thing. It had a gamecube wavebird controller with triggers, 2 bumpers and 2 normal sticks.

Stop relying on gimmicks and give me a real console, which would also open it up more for 3rd parties so it has more than just Smash every generation.

Nothing. I already own a switch. Got tired of cinematic shit and just wanted to play games that actually cared about gameplay rather than visual or "emotionally complex" stories (lol)

Release BotW; I already got it day one. Feels good not being a drone who fell for the WiiU.

Just new games I give a shit about. Where's F-Zero, Metroids that aren't remakes, funding interesting projects with more niche, dedicated appeal.

I just plain don't give a fuck about Mario, Pokemon or Zelda.

Witcher 3, Doom Eternal and Wolfenstein are on the switch

No excuses

>Nintendo in 2019
>gameplay
All it has is BotW which is some of the most barebones and shallow combat ever, and a party "fighting game" which is so shallow and braindead even its creator doesn't understand why people take it seriously.

DOOM and Wolfenstein hit literal sub 440p resolutions and drop into 10fps dips. Witcher 3 isn't going to be any better.

>Witcher 3, Doom Eternal and Wolfenstein

>meanwhile at Crapcom
>Huh? You want resident evil? Sorry Goy, we can’t fit these 300 year old games on a cartridge, make them separate downloads

Lol wrong bitch but you got me to respond so good bait, respect

Release a worthwhile game more than once a year.

Not make an underpowered console that either doesn't get multiplats or does but downgraded so much it is laughable to play them.

What console? They cancelled the Wii U, the Switch is a handheld that replaced the 3DS.

Smash Bros, although, now there no where left for the series to grow. I don't even care much for Melee HD even.

Stop focusing on handhelds & ancient technology
Stop making games that are limited by hardware or incompetent devs like gamefreak
Stop rehashing the mario / zelda franchise and make some new fucking games
etc

I like handhelds and no one else even tries because they get buttfucked by nintendo. So i will keep buying in. Cartridges are dope

Go the N64 route and make the most powerful console of the generation.

complete the circle of German idealism

Have Doug Bowser knock out OP

>love indieshit
>portz are gr8 because never owned ps360

Already happened senpai.

give me the money i need

Is this the Chapo guy?

>Gamecube Virtual Console
>Symmetrical analog stick and plus-shaped DPad joycons
>That Switch Mini thing to not be a hoax
>Since MS is going insane, why not slap a few Xbox/Xbone titles on Switch, instead of just cheeky Minecraft crossplay bullshit
>Moonlight support if the former is not feasible

yeah its the guy from chapo traphouse if that's what you're referring to

You know that out of the past 4 console generations, the most powerful console has only won one time.

Joshua?

If it came with a hydraulic mouth opener so I wouldn't have to bother doing it