So is it gay to play as a female character or not?

So is it gay to play as a female character or not?

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Is that Brazillian Jiu Jitsu?

Only if you ask.
If you just do it and don't give a fuck it's not gay, but because you asked, it is literally 100% hard buttfucking homogay.

A strong woman is still a woman, you wanting to be one makes you gay, yes.

The guy with the ponytail got some moves.

GIWTWM

>no yellow lightning
no

I grapelled with a girl once in karate class as a teen.
Closest I've come to sex.

lmao what was he going to do? punch her?

>This is what I want to look at while I'm playing because I'm straight and only homos want to stare at sexy women all day

>karate class
>grappling
Either you didn't do karate or your sensei is a Jack-Kwon-Do tier scam artist.

Do you have sex with a man during your breaks from that game?

Ohh so women are just as strong as men
No
Stronger!

It's not gay if you want to look at a hot girl the whole game. It's questionable if you actually want to be the hot girl.

>girl in karate class
imagine
:_;

Know what pisses me off right now?
There's this new game out. And I always pick a guy. But being a girl is the only option.
Which is fine. Because who doesn't love a Metroid Prime marathon? But they aim towards making her really fucking skimpy.
Yet the gameplay looks fucking fire. What do Yea Forums?

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Forgot the picture

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Most western senseis don't autistically stick to one martial art only

They fucked afterwards, right?

They had an optional jiu jitsu class, bit I appreciate the pedantry.

That's a profound lack of ass.

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Only fags play as a dude

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That's not how female sexuality works.

>he doesn't play as a male because he would stare at the male ass all day
lol faggot

what? get the game

I'm not gay so this isn't sexually attractive, therefore you've proved nothing.

Stop being insecure and just play the damn game? Low IQ incel

So... if I play as a dwarf, do I actually like elves?

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Why do these people, men and women alike, bother with this shit when it clearly doesn't work in real life?

Playing videogames is gay in the first place, no matter who you are playing as.

would it be gay to play as kirby if kirby was a girl

You don't make fun of someone's pedantry and make spelling errors in the same post, it's just bad conduct.
Proofread, like an adult.

This

why do adults play recreational soccer when you're never gonna use "kicking a ball" skills in real life?

It's actually a well-known truism among operators that women make far more effective hand-to-hand combatants than men. Longer reach, lower center of gravity, stronger legs, etc. There's a reason you never see men fighting women. Same way they have separate divisions in MMA.

I mean it's something I'd be willing to have in the library. Bound to be mods for it anyways.
That does not look like something someone with a high IQ would type.
Specially when pertaining an argument like that to one specific aspect of the brain.
Someone get that zoomer boomer vocaroo guy in here. This one's a post for him.

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What if I told you I made the error just to troll you?

>martial arts
>doesn't work in real life
There's a reason why "martial" is in the name

I want a tomboy gf to beat the shit out of me lads.

>women are on average shorter than men, but on average their arms are longer, because that's how bodily proportions work
>storing fatty tissue on your thighs somehow results in "stronger legs"
>a person that's shorter has a lower center of gravity than a person who's taller
Big brain post right here

yup you knife ear lover

Dunno but as a male always felt off when my character was a girl who displayed girly manners, never understood what drives a normal male person to pick the different gender especially in fighting games ie, buff badass characters are the coolest

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literally would not work irl
just jump, or slide up when they slide down and grab them with one arm behind the back of their leg and one arm grabbing that arm from between their groin with your arm bent at the elbow
then, tie them up your legs and choke them out

I would probably receive said statement with a healthy amount of disbelief.

>The strongest MMA female fighter is a tranny

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"No!"

God I wish that were me

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Yes, and you’re also gay for asking

just use gun

that last part of you green text is actually true nerd

The weakest men can BTFO the strongest women.

yep

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not even true because i saw that same trans homo get his ass beat in by an actual woman

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The average man would be completely destroyed by a trained grappler of either gender.

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what if i bring a knife like a normal person

But it doesn't make women better hand-to-hand fighters because if center of gravity mattered that much the best fighters would be snakes and snails because their center of gravity is literally on the bloody ground.

>old Yea Forums used to get derailed by the mere mention of dwarves and elves
>now everyone replies with incel and tranny
Socio-political problems really destroyed this place.

>this guy thinks taller people have a lower center of gravity

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Like, no. Le pin in le wrestling? Maybe. Actual fighting? No, they could get concussed and hospitalized by a few punches.

stop being retarded and maybe you can get laid nerd

He didn't even attempt to fight back tho

>neither would i, i would let that sweaty hotty sit on my face

>The average man would be completely destroyed by a trained grappler of either gender.
Lol no skill only matters between two men.
The strength difference between males and females is ridiculous.

They could use that all-female Chinese SWAT team on you then.

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Its gay to be so insecure that you care about that.

I feel sorry for short men.

>t. has never tried to roll with a trained wrestler
The white belts in my gym are frequently wrecked by girls. Male high school wrestlers compete against and frequently lose to females.

>yen have a badass ninja warrior gf
Why even live

>source: my smelly vagina

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>Muh anecdotals
Imagine trying to deny biology.

as some one who has had to do this, well done
better than i did, but i don't have training

At least you don't hate them.

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That's a pretty weak takedown.

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thats a girl?

Weapons can break or jam when needed most.

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Have you ever wrestled before?

ARGH

STOP REMINDING ME OF THE TIME I GOT A BONER DURING BRAZILIAN JIU JITSU CLASES WHILE ROLLING WITH A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL

WHY THE FUCK DO THEY PUT MEN AND WOMEN TOGETHER? WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN???

but the female is in definite heat and mounting the male.

and despite knowing all these things, some people dont want to be men

>girl grabs you and pins you down
>gets on top
>dick get hard
wat do

i wish that were me