Explain to me in two words why I shouldn't play FF7Remake

Explain to me in two words why I shouldn't play FF7Remake

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Do not fall for their lies. Tifa's boobs are intact. They just want you to boycott this game and give Square the wrong message.
BUY.
THIS.
GAME.

Good goyim

>buying games

lmao cuck

Ethics Department.

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smaller tits

MORE. REMAKES.

cash grab

Goodbye funbags.

It's episodic

Combat worse

miss skeletal

It's shit

OK I will thanks mister shill

Not released.

Not playing shit games is its own reason (this stands for vanilla FFVII as well).

You'll probably die before the full game gets finished.

small bobs

You can buy it if you want.
Just don't expect it to be the same game you played all those years ago.

Boobs denied

I only need one.

Episodic.

it wont have all the content of the original.

things will be cut. like the world map. this is what you will get:

>midgar

>sephiroth killing aeris

>final battle with sephiroth

no nibelheim

no snow mountain

no cosmo canyon

no gold saucer.

Part III 2025

have sex

Actually kek'd

>Sony announces that they realize that they let their beliefs get the best of them and apologize for trying to change Tifa's design
>They remove the socks, black undershirt, and make her boob size noticably larger than before

How do you respond?

0 chance of that happening. sony is too far gone. they're gonna have to crash and burn before they start reassessing what went wrong

I still fap to Tifa everyday regardless

One day things will be fun.

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Smaller tits

Ur gay

Of you think they're gonna cut chocobo racing and the gold saucer you're a fucking idiot. It will make an appearance, though maybe as it's own episode or DLC.

I’d be pleased, but ultimately it wouldn’t affect me because I have no interesting in touching the remake at all until all the parts are done. And by then, modders will have probably made a much better Tifa model anyway.

Only $299.99

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Gameplay looks like it gonna suck. It's not the original turned based combat, but it also isn't some good action combat. It's rotten compromise of the two. There is also the issue of this game being like the 10% of the original, it's just the prologue. Let's face it, it's not the ff7 you known and loved, it's new game with a skin of the old game, no one really know if it gonna be good but i doubt it.

I have my doubts cause ff15 started out open then went on rails after chapter 1.