What does it feel like to play video games with a girl who loves you?

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I ate pizza that sat out overnight three days ago against better judgement and have been shitting liquid ever since. Obviously it was loaded with bacteria. Will it pass on its own or do I need actual medical help?

Kinda boring. She doesn't game much, and I feel bad leaving her behind or doing all the work while she barely manages to keep up. I often have to slow myself down and let her figure things out otherwise I know she'll get bored.

get some pepdo bismol or whatever and ride it out, it'll pass but this will make it slightly more bearable

feels good man

sounds nice

Like shit because she sucks and you can't just dab all over her because she'll deny you sex.

It's comfy, she is currently playing Paper Mario, most of the times I join her laying by her side in bed.

AAAAGGGHH IM SO LONELY

>dab all over her

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its fun
my gf has bad arthritis and cant play for too long though
which is okay
it took us like a week just to get through halo ce though
and we just now got around to finishing the new bl2 dlc
which frankly was disappointing

mate 95% of girls will never touch a fucking game

I paid a cute girl 15 dollars to take a picture with me to convince my coworkers I have a girlfriend. I've also spent around 500 dollars on custom girlfriend audios to simulate the experience.

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based

Based and wholesome

Why would you even be in a relationship with her if thats a deal breaker to you?

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I'll let you know when I find a girl who loves me.

So did they fug?

probably terrible as games require my full attention.

why would I want to be annoyed while playing games?

Go to a doctor and get proper antibiotics. People have died from less

don't tell me you wouldn't fuck her, faggot

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why would you want to play games with any girl

ever watch a show with a girl? they never stop talking.

God I wish I was you. Been constipated for weeks and feeling heavy.

buy some goddamn metamucil user

What is this thread actually about?

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Paul Walker was publicly dating a 16 year old. If you're a public figure no one cares.

Maybe that's why he had his 'accident'.

>qt girl gets hired at work, catches my attention almost immediately
>hit it off, she often comes to me for help and to chat, etc
>somehow get courage to ask her out
>even more surprisingly, she agrees
>date goes great, she kisses me goodbye when I walk her to her car
>despite date going well, she's distant towards me at work after
>not long after, have to leave for work on business trip, gone for two weeks
>come back, coworkers telling me that she was saying she wasn't into me while I was gone
>she still invites me to go out several times after "as friends." she always pays and drives
>get drinks at bar, tells me she does actually like me, but is "not ready to be in a relationship"
>continue hanging out with her "as friends," despite me really liking her and her telling me she's into me, but has no intention of dating
>soon after, she starts dating some other guy, moves in with him
>several months go by, we don't talk much anymore, and I end up moving across the country for another job
>find out few days before I leave that she quit unexpectedly and moved to a different city to get away from the guy she was seeing
>year later, living in new city, get a text message from her
>she actually moved to my old hometown, a couple of hours away from I live
>tell her I was going to go into town to visit my parents
>she asks if I want to hang out
>we go out, get drinks, she pays for everything again
>ask her what brought her to my hometown instead of where I thought she had moved
>"I moved here because my fiancee was moving here for work"

Holy shit based.

you wouldn't fuck her, faggot