How much money did Sony pay for this?

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96% of what Nintendo pays for its scores.

>b-but nintendurrr
Evertim

Take a bath Nincel.

>b-but nintendo
literal seething, frothing cope

I tried this series after hearing so many good things things about it, I can safely say it was a complete waste of time. It looks pretty though.

Seething

go to bed.

Don't blame me. I saw one shit game on a shit console and decided to compare it to more shit games on another shit console

But you didn't compare it to another game you mouth gape soi cuck

Uncharted is kino, Yea Forums gets triggered that Nathan Drake is such a Chad and his games are fun.

>One of the most critically acclaimed games on metacritic
>No one ever talks about it

I see more talk about Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 than this piece of shit. THPS2 is still awesome.

Nathan Drake is such a forgettable character.

Absolutely livid. I'm comparing it to all of the bing bings, not just one.

It's not so much that these companies directly pay reviewers, it's more that they actively foster and nurture a "gaming journalism community" that's so fucking braindead retarded that it can be manipulated into giving a good review to cinematic drivel with mediocre gameplay (see: The Last of Us)

What, you mean the cost of living in your head?
That's rent free 24/7/365

I don't think they paid anything, journalists are just suckers for production values and marketing

wahoo!

It’s legitimately one of the best games of it’s generation, cope.

>Yea Forums doesn't like the Uncharted game
I mean I get that you guys have shit taste and hate fun, it's what the board is known for, but come on.

It was the best cinematic game when it released.
It doesn't hold up in the slightest, though. Every new Uncharted game has been better than the last, with UC4 being a big step up in quality. They should just cut the climbing parts though, or at least make them fun.

Literally the worst part

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it holds up just fine, zoomer

Go play your autistic Japanese rpg that you pretend to understand.

>pic related it's you.

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Cope

>people unironically defending Uncharted
well I've just realized this game is 10 years old, so ultra zoomers who were 10 back then are now 20 and have fond memories of it
This actually scares me more than it should

It's 5:30 grandpa.
We don't all live on your scedule.
Go back to playing with tiddlywinks, you old newfag.

Try the remastered trilogy, they rework the cover mechanics and it's pretty fantastic

The gameplay is awful. The shooting is slow and tedious and relies on you hiding behind cover only popping out to one-tap heads, and going at a different pace than the game wants you to instantly kills you.
The writing holds up, but nothing related to the gameplay does.

I did. It's still worse than UC4 in pretty much every way.

this board is absolutely anti playstation and pro nintendo. is it not obvious

I remember I played this game and it was so boring but I had nothing else to do so I finished the game. When I looked up the reviews I was flabbergasted

Wrong in every way. The Uncharted games are all about movement.

>The writing holds up
The whole story is a cliche-fest, it never held up

>relies on you hiding behind cover only popping out to one-tap heads

You mean like a real gun fight?

The set pieces and spectacles were great for 2009. Stop trying to be contrarian. Not many games had done that kind of stuff back then, so it got high scores for its novelty factor.

I think so too but shitters gonna shit.

Playing the HD trilogy and 4 basically back to back, I can assure you that they only became more "about movement" with each game.

Real gun fights probably aren't much fun, so it's a good thing this is a video game.

The game is good, Yea Forums is seething

>they only became more "about movement" with each game.
They were refining the formula, but run and gun was the intention from the start. If you played the train sequence in 2 hiding behind covers then you played the game wrong.

Drake pales in comparison to Indiana Jones and Lara Croft, both of which he is based off. He's like bad bootleg, a clone, a sham of what's better. He's like what sparks the electric jester is to sonic.

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Fuck off, that game was a perfectly paced thrillride with good characters and a GOAT mp.

Funny you say how's a knockoff of what's better when both Indy and Lara went to shit while Uncharted only improved with each game.

metacritic.com/game/wii-u/new-super-mario-bros-u
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I don't know if any of these guy remember the multilayer when it was popping but it was loads of fun.

SEVEN HUNDRED NINETY NINE UNITED STATES DOLLARY DOOS

I'm not clicking on your dolphin porn, faggot

The new Tomb Raider games are unironically better than Uncharted because at least they feel like games. There's actual climbing mechanics with failure states. The higher difficulties are designed with the combat in mind and you're allowed to do things besides cover whack-a-mole. etc. They're still not great but at least they're not as ridiculously streamlined.

>uncharted only improved with each game

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What kind of faggot doesnt want to expand his personal folder?

If I don't find this shit on my own then it won't be a meaningful personal collection starring myself, will it?

Okay maybe not story wise, but 3 was still fun.

I know, just another boring white cis male.

I think the reviews are genuine. For the time it was released Uncharted 2 was a very impressive game.

It's been nearly thirteen years since Uncharted: Drakes' Deception. I thought at least by now Yea Forums would start warming up to Nate.

2 is honestly the best one, and probably the only one I'd actually recommend.

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I meant Drake's Fortune

Muh movie games. Muh cinematic experiences. I fuckin liked this game and the series is one of my favorites. Enjoy some things once and a while damn.

My favorite cat picture of all time.

Still Nathan Drake will never be a better character than based Indy

sony doesn't pay for reviews, unlike other companies.

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Uncharted 3 is horrible.

Both of them has bonus, retard.

Nintendo has a history of crescendo in videogames as a medium. Heck, even half of the history of videogames might be on nintendo's shoulder.
It has a weight on the industry, those western shitty cinematic games on the other hand are literally the Marvel of videogames. Consumed and money making but average at their best.

That's the standard for almost all of these modern """""""""""masterpieces""""""""""""". Does anyone even remember Spiderman or God of War for example? Discussion about them completely vanished a week from their respective releases. In fact, Spiderman didn't even survive that long. What about Uncharted 4? That game came and went as if it never even existed in the first place.

Normalfags buy games based on peer pressure from hype culture and review scores from """"""""""professionals"""""""""""", which is why these AAA companies pour over half their budget on marketing instead of creating unique experiences that actually push the medium forward.

To this day I have NO FUCKING CLUE why people like this game.
Dunkey pretends to like this game for views I think. It's utter fucking shite.

3 was better. It was the closest they ever got to blatantly copying an Indiana Jones movie shot for shot.

Uncharted is only good because there are so few Indiana Jones games

Nothing, it's just the Naughty Dog Bonus, 3rd only to the Nintendo Bonus and Rockstar Bonus.

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Rent free

The train level was fun.

The new Tomb Raider games are so fucking boring and soulless

NINTENDO

Twilight Princess is the best Zelda game though, it deserves that score.

Why can’t Snoy just let go of Nintendo

>thread about Sony game
>instantly crawling with drooling Nintendo manchildren
Hm really makes you think. Dare I say obsessed?

on a purely technological level there was simply nothing else even remotely close to this level in 2009, it actually more impressive than crysis it's just they didn't have the same horsepower to work with in terms of render budget.

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Those things go a long way in terms of review scores, kind of like how tekken 3 is the best reviewed tekken game because it was a huge leap for 3d fighting games, meanwhile tekken 7 barely reviewed better than 6.

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UC4 is the worst from a story perspective though.

Sony fanboys and Nintendo fanboys should hatefuck already.

it was actually a pretty revolutionary game with great multiplayer and a great story.

so many good memories playing online chucking that idol and lobbing grenades.

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even as someone who likes Jap games more, Uncharted is one of the good series. still have yet to play 4.

UC 2 is my least favorite. I don't know, Drake is the most annoying in that one.

The girls have great butts tho.

i liked it, it was a slow third person arena shooter in retrospect

Because it has boring gameplay and the appeal is basically just the story of a mediocre hollywood bmovie blockbuster? of course nobody is gonna talk about it.

virgin nintendies are just as bad as sony niggers

>Tiddlywinks
Really showing your age there, huh Grandpa? x

I don't know. How much do you think Nintendo paid for botw? Probably about as much as that.

It's yours, my friend!

those jerky animations
those clay faces
clearly step away from Crysis
snoyfags I tell ya!

>Ten years later
>Still seething

Free yourself from your eternal suffering with a noose, Xtranny.

Because nintenyearsold can't stop seething over Sony existence. It's a vicious circle.

>le movie game

If you had bothered with playing it, you would've realized that it's a decent shooter.
Overrated, yes, i give you that, but undoubtedly an 8/10.