GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes...

GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Steve walks into the spotlight!

>H-HAH! VIRGINBEN SAID THE TOPDOWN WASN’T LINK’S AWAKENING! HE WAS FINALLY WRONG! STEVE ISN’T IN SMASH!!!!!
“No!”

Yikes! That’s a large assumption. How can one “questionable” prediction instantly invalidate a history of success? Unlike your “Grinch leak” Banjocucks, Steve has a lot more distribution among other leakers. Ever heard of Hitagi, 7chan, and 5channel? And while you’re busy obsessing over Vergeben, care to explain how the topdown remake Vergeben predicted was exactly the title he said wouldn’t be featured? Seems a bit suspicious if you ask me, but feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!

>b-but Banjo has a good history with Nintendo! He’s gotta be in!
“No!”

Sorry Banjo fags, but the Microsoft rep is taken by yours truly! Why would Nintendo choose a dead character over the marketing potential of the highest grossing game of the 21st century? The DLC characters have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, so I’m afraid your years of crying for Banjo are going to be subverted once again with the reveal of our favorite underdog! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
Did I miss anything, while I was gone?

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do you remember

Steve... buddy... we've gotta talk about some things that happened since you left.

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Dead meme

the 21st night of september

What happened?, Did I get confirmed?

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I was replying to you

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Hey Stevie
smile for the camera

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Short-term memory must suck

Just holy shit, I've NEVER seen a fad like steveposting die as fast.

BASED
STEVE IS IN FUCK OFF PUPPETFAGS
FUCK OFF BANJOCUNTS
FUCK OFF DOOMGAYERFAGS
FUCK ALL OF YOU
KILL YOURSELVES
THERE ARE 2 SLOTS LEFT BANJOFAGS
SUCK MY DICK HES IN HES IN HES IN HES IN

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what third world shithole is it morning in?

GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day after Steve (yes, this default placeholder skin from minecraft) got BTFO! Make sure to laugh at stevefags while they are still in denial.

>But there are 2 slots left.
Nintendo WONT choose default skin from FOTM game (that literally has 0 impact in his own franchise) over loved video game characters like Crash, Spyro, Geralt, Doomguy or Rash.

>But it was just a joke. Guys it wasn't serious...
Your goddamn tantrum over banjo in smash is documented.
youtu.be/ub46uT3VN1c
Deal with it

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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP HES FUCKING IN DEGENERATE LOSER FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF HES IN HES IN HES IN HES IN

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Yeah, I'm thinking he's in

EVERYONE, LEND ME YOUR ENERGY!

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here's your new character bro

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There is only one thing what must be done with remaining stevefags staying in denial.

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FUCK YOU YOUR GAME IS FUCKING DOGSHIT
MINECRAFT IS THE BEST
SUCK MY DICK
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF STEVE IS IN SMASH YOU RETARD DIE DEGENERATE

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>>>/smash/
if only this was real