Get in the slow lane, buddy!

When does this scene play? After second race with Oxide?

July, I think
>Online, sewer speedway
>miss the shortcut like a fool TWICE
>still end in second place and the guy in first always won so I wasn't even aiming at that

3rd of july

10 days
I believe so

Fucking hate the turning in the remake. I can't break drift or hit time crates for shit now.

Goddamn Coco is SLOW.

twitter.com/CrashBandicoot/status/1142175930439233536
Crystal challenges can fuck off also

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Wholesome and adorable!

>lost a race like 3 times by less than half a second
>win like this

im torn between giggling and sighing with relief

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I'd give them my grand prix, if you know what I mean.

Get in here

platinum relics seem like a waste of time, unless you really like achievements they seem like a huge waste of time, at least with regular time trials you unlock n trophy.

Crystal challenges we're pretty easy for me.
Try using a handling character.

>reminder that anthro women are built for human cock

This will be 100% of the races. You will either win by a few milliseconds or lose by a few milliseconds. AI is bullshit.

I think I'll only get the sapphire relics. I like blue more than platinum or gold. I'm also not that good
>tfw no 'good' faction speed character

the golden plated karts you get for the golds is enough to make you look like a sweaty loser tryhard online so I agree

you dont say

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Fuck off. You made your thread late, you should migrate here

Coco is built for human cock

They're good practice for the standard time trials if you haven't gotten them yet

I haven't looked into them yet desu

Do you just start getting like a third of the wumpa coins you should after you win a certain number of times, or playtime, etc?

I went from 400 for winning online to 160 per race.

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Crunch.

>easy too easy
>medium too hard
While I progress in medium after a few tries I aint doing those timetrails and other challanges espescially those letter that are WAY out of the way in medium. For now at least. Jesus fuck. Also why are people online so fucking bad

So does NC go through both CTR and Nitro Kart's story modes? I understand it doesn't go through Tag Team's.

>"I'm not a furry, but..."

Can you imagine what PS5 Coco, Tawna, Trophy Girls etc will look like? It's going to be excellent. Oh please don't let Crash die, I want to see this. And so do YOU.

Why didn't I think of him? Thanks user, I'll for sure be using him for TT/Relics
>Once I unlock him somehow

It's amazing that this element has survived. It would be a crime if they made Coco like modern female characters, meaning an unlikable cunt. I like Coco because she gets along with her brother. If their relationship was like the brother and sister from Gravity Falls I would happily abandon the franchise.

How do I get better? I’m getting first place in adventure mode (not hard I know) but I’m getting 7th and 8th place online.

Yeah. AI is bullshit.

That's all anthro girls. The problem however is that because all of you are jealous of the human male having sex you want a literal green head.

Jesus the whole 18 second timer finished before 2nd place could finish, I'm too good online.

How do I change my controls

desu, its better than smoking the AI every race by a mile

Platinum paintjob bois! Got them all with Tiny, too!

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Platinuming this game is gonna be a chore.
>Beat Adventure Mode on Hard
>Beat all of N. Oxide times in Time Trial mode.
>Beat all of the crystal challenges in CTR & CNK

Fucking hell. At least there's no Gold Relic trophies. That would drive me to N.SANITY.

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Is it though?

>just me and one other guy in online lobby
>he's absolute decimating me
sorry i'm not more of a challenge, gaylord
that is his actual name

Mine has dropped to around 30 but I also started getting matched with similarly skilled players. I don't know if that's related.

How do I get the power slide to give me a boost

Interesting. Thanks user

It's luck anyway online, unless someone is an uber pro you have a chance

>whips out my big fat thirty fps hahahahah oh no no NO NO

When are the other characters gonna be unlockable?

They're in the game's files, so are they gonna announce a special update?

when your tires glow, press the opposite bumper
you can chain it 3 times

oh user...
there are unlocks for gold and platinum relics

Odds of them adding Sly Cooper and Ratchet along with Spyro?

Grand Prix season should start in couple of weeks, then you can unlock Tawna and the trophy girls.

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Can I get in your pussy?

no achievements for them though, which is what he's talking about

How does split screen run on switch? worth getting there or buying on ps4? I'm not paying for ps plus so I'd only have online on switch.

DarksydePhil is getting upset in Dragon Mines, kek

I'm checking the eshop ranking and as I expected MK8DX is 6th and CTR is number 29.
Clearly showing that Nintendo fans have a grudge against crash.
Fuck off Nintenfags.

Can we assume with the daily reset in a few hours, the wumpa limitation you can gain per day will be reset?

admit this nash player is pretty good...but gotta take those shortcuts bro...gg

I wish Crash's gf would get her F cups back.

Is this purely a remake of ctr or also the ps2 one?

Cocos fur covered in cum!
is the game fun? How's the switch port?

Do NOT sexualize Coco!

That makes it more fun for me. I beated the original game, including the oxide ghosts, too easily.

So basically we don't have to wait long until SFM does it's porn with them.

This

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DEFEND 30FPS IN 2019
>inb4 w-well it was 30fps before so its ok for it to be again and literally not advance!!

>never got a little sister
biggest travesty

Stop!
Brilliant, don't know

>his bait got ignored
>so he (you)s everybody in the thread

jesus, that is next level seething
dude if you like another game more, go play it, and fuck off kindly

I like new Tawna's design, but bigger titties would definitely make it even better.

If the Crash series manages to last longer until SJWs are kicked out of the industry which should happen in the middle of the 2020s, you may get your wish. Even Hollywood is beginning to notice that being politically correct turns OFF your actual BUYERS/CUSTOMERS. That shit destroys the bottom line, you won't make money.

Is the ps4 pro version 30fps? I couldn't even tell on my 65 inch tv.

>tfw never had a younger sibling to pretend to dislike
>tfw never had a sister to help me with girl stuff
i didn't want these feels today lads

I agree the game would be much smoother if it were 60fps. CNK was 60fps and it's jarring playing those levels in a lower framerate. Hoping for a definitive edition with improved resolution and framerate.

She also needs a shapely ass and hips. Fanart always draws her with such features when not even in the PS1 she had any of that (just her tits). Anyway the full package would be GREATLY appreciated. Same for Coco and the Trophy Girls.

Why would I ever play this over MK8 (which is 60fps and arguably looks just as good if not better)

Why the fuck would I expect anything on ps4 to be 60fps? At some point you'd be retarded to even think that would happen a shitty console

>Same for Coco
Fuck off, we don't need another Tiny Kong now that we have Tawna back.

I'm getting aku masks online at 1st LMAO

It's even 30fps on the Xbone X. Even Forza Horizon 4 runs at 60fps on the X. There's no excuse for this to run at locked 30fps.

Gameplay and mechanics.

For one thing the roster of Crash is SUPERIOR because the developer has the fans in mind. Nintendo always does it's absolute best to make the majority of the roster for Mario Kart SHIT TIER.

How about you fuck off you cock sucking faggot? Get the fuck out of here. No gays allowed.

it's a remake of ctr but also features the courses and characters from cnk

Sick
I never kept up with the game during development, good to hear. I only had the ps2 version and i remember liking the tracks of it. The story mode was cool, shame they didnt add that in.

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Yout fault for sucking and hitting that wall

whats the tier list for this game looking like?

What are the chances they add the missing stuff from Nitro Kart and Tag Team?

What's missing from them?

mirror mode feels like a totally different track

What we hoping for in the next Daily Deals lads?

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Quiero ese bandiculo

Summer coco

wow user thats cold

LITERALLY

IMPOSSIBLE

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She's awakening a furry inside me. Help

So wholesome.

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That's CTR for you. Dark souls of karting

Mind of a casual
Mind of a true patrician

Challenge pave the path to greatness. Without challenge, there is only mediocrity.

Fuck you.

beenox got soul

How the hell do you go online with 2 players?

could be a niece

You don't. Me and someone else had planned to do split screen online. Unfortunately we had no idea that such a thing is not in the game until after we bought it.

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Use square to handbrake turn, makes it easy

fuck this game it's completely broken it's so unfair it's bullshit

i actually laughed when oxide straight up got off the start line before green light

BATTLE MODE IS GODDAMN LUDO

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>Coco getting sexually molested by the trophy girls.

Make it happen, Activision.

The story I guess? And the ability to merge cars.

It's werid because my friend and I went to online, and it showed two people in the lobby, but then the game crashed.

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Alright, so how do i do the time trails?
I've been to Arcade, apparently unlocked some N.Trophy thing but he's not appearing when i do the map. How do i find him? Also do i just only need to do all maps with N.Trophys ghost to unlock him?

>newgrounds
That site is still up? Goodness

>coughs out the butterfly he ate in the opening
kek

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Everyone flocked to it after tumblr died so now they can host their lewd shit. Now it has some new life and new blood.

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Beat all of his ghosts in time trial

Playing this with joy-cons in suffering. Sometimes they just stop responding fully for no reason.

doesnt switch have some sort of 'classic' controller?

>he fell for the switch meme

But he's not there.
I got the highscore on Crash Cove, something popped up saying 'N Trophy' now available but no time or ghost is appearing on a retry, just my own ghost from the first attempt.

Yes. But why would you get the Switch version that takes almost a minute to load?

It's almost as if your shitty console was designed for games that only people who struggle to paint inside the lines would play

You have to select his ghost from the menu.

imore.com/how-use-ps4-dualshock-controller-your-nintendo-switch

Isn't the load times same for all versions?

No. It takes like 20 seconds on the ps4 pro.

I'm on a PS4 and the load times aren't that bad. Maybe 15 seconds?

The fact of the matter is you can't be nearly as edgy of a teenager on Youtube. So there's still a market for Newgrounds.

this was made for CTR

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Got it cheers!

No button to switch camera angle tho

>playing online in polar pass
>some coco player taking an unintentional shortcut
well fuck me 2nd place it is then

do you get anything from hard mode?

it has an L2 behind the bumper

I hate that shortcut because I can't pull it off.

Fuck you, Jimmy

I'm having trouble with the one in Sewer Speedway, can't seem to get enough air even hitting it head on.

11 Days until Grand Prix 1

Seems lots of people are in the same boat. Though I could hardly do it in the original anyway.

something wrong with switch online, everyone was just teleporting all over.

>Even fanart draws them with darker fur color

Do kart racers irl drift and does it make them faster?

DSP is SEETHING lmao
twitch.tv/darksydephil

reset your switch

watch nascar

Why the fuck is AI Cortex so good

of course not
drifting always decreases speed

SOUL

Isn't that his whole gimmick?

Is anyone here even going to bother to do the Platinum Trials or Oxide? It's literally perfectionist material required. Gold and N.Trophy seem doable with practice and a good understanding of the game and a few attempts and knowing where crate numbers are but fuck Platinum and Oxide. It's pure autism material, which i'm sure is what some want.

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Yes

Fuck slide coliseum and turbo track

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Platinum's not terribly hard when you learn you get an extra -10 seconds if you hit EVERY box. Oxide times are FAR, FAR harder.

MK8DX was on sale during E3 week and the eshop takes the average sales from the past week or so. Chill the fuck out.

>first 8 races come first, even lapping some people
>start to go up against good players, had some unlucky RNG pull through with rockets
>Get matched with a mostly coco's, some able to take unintentional shortcuts and completely school me.
Well it was fun while it lasted

Platinum Relics and Ghost Oxide are just for bragging rights and those who want an extremely tough challenge. It's why they don't add to your completion %

You'll get demoted again, don't worry
There's always a faster driver anyway

BANDICOOT POWER

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Wait there is genuine scaling in this game?

CUTE

had my gold hovercraft, feeling like a pro. It took me 2 hours of online to put me in my place.

my wife Lynx Coco is so cute!

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You can beat Oxide times just with solid driving, but some plat relics require weird routes. Plats were definitely more difficult for me

>retro cart

patrician

bing bing wahoo

you little shit, that jump to skip that whole area wasn't meant to happen. How are you going so fast? I'm doing to perfect turbos in the right corners.

Is Coco a Bandicoot Nationalist?

What are the content differences between the PS4 and Switch versions? The trailer implies there's extra stuff on PS4.

So, Soul isn't dead

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July is Tawna/Trophy Girls.
August is babbies/etc.
September is Spyro content.
October is "spooky" content.

MK8 doesn't look better though? Unless you got the ntr Switch version then lol faggot.

there isn't
do you want better graphics or do you want he option to play it on the go
also with the switch version you get to shit on MK players so that's a bonus

>October is "spooky" content.
Bless, I can't wait.

What the fuck am I supposed to do when I'm in the lead and big blue lightning balls keep coming for me every 10 seconds

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All versions are 30 FPS.

My PS4 is a netflix machine so I'll get it for Switch. Just making sure everything is there.

QUICK
WHAT DO YOU BET FOR XMAS

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prepare by holding onto a bubble shield

WEW

Elora's sister sure looks cute there.

You missed nothing, actually you would hate women even further if you had a sister, it's like those fags who think it's a good idea to rent a dorm with women, but now she is forever in your home and has Inheritance over it

amazon delivered

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Read the thread retard.
Lying nigger.

Yes.

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Is there any info on how much each thing in the pit stop costs anywhere? Dunno if I should buy a character now or if I should save for something I really want

care to explain or are just going to throw insults with no evidence

THE TROPHY'S MIIINE!

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any of you fagkarts did the 'full lap on turbo' trophy?

They went into your backyard? Isn't that illegal trespassing?

jump off a cliff right before it hits for mask boost or wait in a shortcut they won't follow you there

i have a note that tells em to leave it in the back

I honestly don't know what I'd want from the pit. All I want as of now is black cat Pura skin.

are all the coco players going to trade up when the trophy girls become playable

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So what's the difference between the three boost bars anyway?

I got Black Cat Pura from one of the Gem Cups.

more bars = more reserves
you want perfects every time

How about the Switch's 40 second loading times per track?

Isn't it unlocked via relics?

>Racing online
>Stopped just before the finish line in 1st place
>Let everyone else catch up so they could still make the 20 second cuttoff and get WCs
>Still able to afford Beach Dingodile before midnight
>feelsgoodman.jpg.png.ctr

How about it's 17 seconds, probably the same as the other consoles.

reminder that animals fuck their siblings and offspring/parents all the time

No I got that, I meant in the save menu options you can choose between classic, speedometer, and nitro fueled.

What they look like.

Read it already.

Bad load times are already known and I don't care. I asked for Content differences. Things like costumes and what-not. Not load times or visuals.

Ah, why put a menu option if triangle already switches them though?

So this game has ties

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Man I just don't get what still makes Crash Bandicoot so popular but I'm happy there's a franchise like this made in the west still as popular as the likes made by Nintendo.

I wish they made a cartoon for people that haven't been introduced to the franchise yet or don't play many videogames.

Nope.
gonintendo.com/stories/338258-crash-team-racing-nitro-fueled-has-some-lengthy-load-times-on-sw

>Do a map i've never played
>Since i did adventure i've got drifting down perfectly
>Won by 10 seconds every time
WTF?

>nope
>I'm playing it and counted before I posted
Based retard.

Let's speculate a bit.
CTR: Nitro fueled comes to PC after 8-12 months. How will the Grand Prix work? Do PCfags start with the Nitro tour and unlock the Nitro Squad before Baby T. and Spyro like consolefags?
Will PC boys first GP be whatever is on consoles at the time, synching all and leaving PC without Tawna for a while and unlocking Rilla Roo first until Nitro GP rolls aroud again?
Or will all GP rewards be on Pit stop on PC release date?

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learning how to drift is the most important thing man
D-Pad I love you

Are balanced characters slower than accel?
I have a hard time keeping up with an accel ghost.
Is the game lying to me again about their speeds??

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I call bullshit. I've seen walkthroughs on the Switch and there has been plenty of people complaining about the load times on the Switch version.

Try watching walkthroughs on other platforms, because they've all got shit load times

What's the remake's singleplayer content like? Is it just a series of cups or is there a story going on or gimmick modes to vary things up?

>Current year 2019
>Not already a furry

Yikes

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They feel slower because they have slower accel and about the same speed

>Waiting in the lobby waiting for other players
>Hear my clothes finish getting washed in the other room
>Run in quickly and hang up my clothes
>Get back just in time to see some thunder-themed track from Nitro Kart that I’ve never seen before, where everyone left the starting line 5 seconds earlier
>Immediately start power sliding
>Finish in 1st place by over 10 seconds
Where are the real players?

>Its another episode of every shoota you with homing missiles
I'm getting Mario Kart flashbacks

Because MK8D is a 7/10 kart racer at best and this is at least .5 points higher and will go to a full 8/10 once it drops on pc and gets 60fps and better lobbies

But the game says balanced chars are faster

>Playing on Medium
>Get turbo start
>Never see the opponents again

Is it supposed to be this easy?

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I FEEL IT DEEP WITHIN
IT'S JUST BENEATH THE SKIN
I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A FURRY

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my little sister is one of my best friends for life
you were probably just a shitty older brother and I dont mean that you were a douche... just... a wet sandwich as it were
women can be friends
also
stop lusting after hypothetical younger siblings you creeps god damn

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Don't have to I counted when I was playing earlier. 20 seconds is less than 40.

Coco feet

Sure thing buddy.

>27
>Have a baby sister who is 19
>Found out like nine years after I moved out that she absolutely loves me to death and talks about me all the time
>tfw I DO have a sister like Coco and we hang out all the time

I'm gonna do it for all of us

Why is Coco so cute bros?

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i dont remember Pinstripe being this FUCKING hard

Just like drift bro. Also riding his ass longer than like two seconds anywhere but the start is a good way to have a bad time

Do what?

you should fuck her, dont you wonder what her anus smells like?
she probably has had sex countless times with other people so all her holes are loose

>post yfw your lead is so large, everyone else DNF

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god she's so adorable, I need this skin

I feel bad
But also all powerful

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yeah i guess my sister can be considered one my best friend if you actually consider how shitty friends are in the long term

It sure is nice to see a new generation of young children getting into Crash

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>never played the original CTR
>learn how to drift
>get 1st over and over
the fuck is going on

She likes you as a big brother you sick fuck. I feel sorry for her.

Once you master powersliding, that's pretty much all you need. Next is nailing shortcuts and maintaining boost

You sound like a godawful person

Can anyone confirm if accel characters are faster than all rounders?

also hugging the inner edge of the track and jumping gaps/offroading can help a lot on some tracks.

yeah must be because it's impossible to a good person to be lonely in the face of difficulties and normies thinking you are wasting your time, like for example taking care of bedridden fathers with financial issues meanwhile everyone thinks you are just partying and losing time hooking up, and they can't fathom someone having stress over it because you seem just fine and it makes you terrible bitter seeing others not realizing you just don't have the time to have fun or socialize

Switch to a handling character and use the handbrake to turn, unironically becomes really easy after that especially since handling characters aren’t as slow anymore.

also my sister actually hooks up all the time with random guys and can't even use a fucking day of his life to take care of my bedridden parents, and if she does take care my bedriddeen father has always complains that she doesn't clean his shit up or doesn't give food to him

clearly im a godawful person because all people who seem fun, endearing and happy are good people obviously everything works ok

lighten up a little bit god damn

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>bitter blogposts
Way to prove his point

Why is Android Alley so comfy?
Why are CNK tracks so good in general?

rotating back to the older brother thing
all older siblings play a crucial role in their younger siblings upbringing. I like my sister because I impressed upon her values and character traits I wanted to see in the world and in the people around me.
if you really dont feel any responsiblity and also hate her this much then just cut her out of her life. My old lieutenant colonel had problems with his sister's never ending drug abuse and eventually just cut all ties with her.
uuuuuh
the moral
you were probably a bad older brother, but theres no changing that now. people who are sources of negative chi or whatever should be cut out of your life.

My little sister is coco tier in behavior, but with a modern twist. If this were any other time in history she'd be a cringe lord, but she fits in.
There's a large age gap between us (12 years) so she triggers a father instinct in me.
Having siblings is great, being a role model is based.

Gonna need this with Brio and one of his girls

are you fucking retarded
all i said was i wanted a liittle sister
weird that lust pops in your head
cumbrain faggot

Android Alley is where I want to be buried. I'll be the first soil to sprout a living tree on the robotic planet.

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this

There MUST be a skill level here.
I'm playing with players now that are far better than 2 hours ago.

When's this game out?

yea this is the last time i fall for a shilled game on Yea Forums
you faggots made me waste 40 burgers on this boring game and it sucks

Yesterday.
There's a lot of skill. Most of it can be learned just by playing through the game. Game does a good job of making you git gud to progress in Adventure.

>dont you wonder what her anus smells like?
my guess is like shit

Poor Crash can't do the hip trust anymore

Sorry I should rephrase: When is this game out on PC?

fuuuuuuuuuukkk dude imagine how a girls shit straight from her anus must smell

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2020... probably

That is not how biology works retard

>new unlockables in pitstop
>Princess Coco
>Imperium Kart
FUCK YES TYBG
Time to grind some online races

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Oh, nice. Thanks. Hope this fixes the online.

It kinda sucks but the running man suits it just fine

Apparently some people's save files are being corrupted. Someone who had beaten trophy and oxide ghosts had their saves deleted. Idk if it affects discs or digital or if there's no difference. Holding off on completing the game until it's fixed

Is anyone elses Switch online fucked? I can only get like 3-4 people in a match and they just teleport

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Can I get into this game if I love kart racers, but never played CTR and have no affection for the characters or world of Crash?

Yes. The tracks and mechanics are great, and there's a great adventure mode in the style of Diddy Kong Racing. Just be aware that online play is shit right now.

Man the loading times are long

It's alright but I swear they made the window shortcut a lot easier.

>Or will all GP rewards be on Pit stop on PC release date?
most likely

2000+ hr in both Wii U and Switch combined, I longed for a fresh kart game and the Sonic one sucked.

The same as the original's single player, no dramatic changes made to the basic premise.

Should i get this for the Switch or PS4?

>leave game on matchamking and go afk
>keep getting coins even when last
kek this guy in my lobby is a genius

>TFW Beat an entire online lobby so hard no one but you finished

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I never played the first CTR. Should I bother with the classic adventure mode or the nitro fueled one?

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Doesn't the PS4 version have an extra track that has PS1 graphics like the original? Called the Retro Course or something.

Do you like low poly blurry shit and longer loading times because MUH portability? Get the Switch version.

Playing any nintendo game online is impossible during peak hours.
Your best bet is to wait after like 10:00 pm in your time zone, then play.

nitro fuelled is fine, you're not really gaining anything by imposing the classic restrictions on yourself

Put Honey in Beenox.

Shit, I love a good single player thing in kart racers

This is why I’m interested

Does it have to be?

Do Nitro Fueled. It's basically the same thing with more features.

Might as well do Nitro Fueled unless you're really curious how the original was like. They're pretty much the same except Nitro Fueled lets you change character and add customization/skins etc.

Did this shit on Electron Avenue with USF for most of the final lap
Ripper Roo is a top lad

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>Electron Avenue
That was the race I finished and DNF'd everyone else
Crunch too good

This.
I love basic characters for lots of tight turns and heavy focus on boosts rather than long tracks of forward motion.
Advanced is for that like Tiger Temple.
Normal characters are where it's a mix of both for me.

>tfw your little sister died a year too soon to play with you

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fuck her corpse

Does someone have a gif of princess coco i can steal please?

>I will never unlock N. Tropy
I've already come to terms with it

fuck her corpse

w-what happened

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>Just be aware that online play is shit right now.
Patch just came out for PS4 that fixed a lot of the major issues.

Cortex's voice is both funny & insufferable

Car accident.

Either you don't have the patience for 62 races or you need to git good. N.Tropy/Oxide are actually a good way to learn the ideal routes for online

you know what you have to do, bro.

This is soul power, eh?
It's quite something...

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holy shit lmfao

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>When someone joins with an N.Trophy
>Disconnect and leave
Yeah no, i think this is going to be a bad thing for the next week or two. No one on gods earth i'm going against someone who in the space of 2 days has got him unlocked, even if i'm at that skill level.

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They need to buff the rate of those lightning balls to deal with the USF autists

I know, lol. Kind of ironic.

I'm sorry user
but fuck that's ironic

Unreal that the game doesn't boot people who are AFK

There's no "better game" desu, Ctr and MK have different drifting mechanics, it's all about personal preference. It's kinda like comparing Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat, there will always be those who prefer one to the other.

so the online is really region locked,huh? i hope that gets changed,i'm scared i'll have to play the same guys every time.

fuck no, it's already bad enough
I'm constantly getting like 5 orbs per map

a little from column a and a little from column b

I’m sorry for your loss

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DNFing makes you not get coins? Now I feel a bit bad for styling on newbies.

no idea, I had some guys with BR in their names and I'm in Europe
I think they just

im not lol, i bet she was a slut who breathed black dick

TINY SQUISH PUNY CAR

Top ten reasons I love Ripper Roo

1. I love him
2. He is a very good boy
3.If you scratch under his left ear, he likes it, and purrs, it's weird but I like him
4.I like him for who he is no matter what, he is very cute
5. He is a very good boy
6. I need to tighten his jacket (that's my job, he can't do it on his own) and he doesn't like to be let out of it
7. He needs walkies
8. He blows himself up with Nitro boxes all the time, he is very funny
9. N.gin sometimes bully him, so I beat him up and protect him
10. He is a very good boy and I love him

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>not DNFing everyone so you get extra coins

the bosses in this are awful

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Seek help

Why does he look like a dog?

You can barely make out the music. Should I just switch to legacy?

foreverially tied up, rope mummified, with permanent ham and cheese tongue

Is it awful that I fucking choked laughing?

I wish there was an oldfag mode that's just CTR with higher res models and textures.

god I wanna fuck Coco so hard

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I was just thinking this.
The music is by far the worst part of this remake. Nowhere near as profound sounding like the PS1 samples used not only by lack of volume, but mixing as well.

Is that proven? I slow down for them sometimes so they have a chance to finish

I don't know, but I've been getting 600 for the past 3 games or so and there's always people DNF

>stirrups

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oh god my heart

It's not lust, it's just that I could never experience mentoring a younger sibling, and have her help me too when I needed. Nothing sexual whatsoever m8

I thought myself good at ctr but holy fucking shit the ntropy/oxide time trials

who the fuck thought this was a good challenge for the average gamer?
this is 1% stuff

is nitros oxide edition worth it?

No

actually now that I tried papu's pyramid it seems there isn't a bonus.
Finished first with only one person NOT being DNF and still got 400, so it's dependent on the map lenght. 400 is max for shorter ones and 600 for longer

So there is a ranking system in the game right?
I've gone from shitters to people that know the map like the back of their hand. This can't be accidental over so many games.

Why is maintaining SF so hard? Been trying to beat the N. Tropy ghost in Crash Cove and I can get 1:40, but nothing under that. If I could maintain SF off those boost pads I'd probably be fine, but I can't. It just never works.

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Now THOSE are siblings.

No. Just get standard.

Are you using drift boosts at last possible moment? Are you constantly boosting?

Their OG SF30 they had to pull off the market for copyright is comfy to use.
Get it before stock runs out because Nintendo made them modify the design.

I can't maintain sf for shit on straight parts.
back in the day i just alternated between drifting left and right on straight paths to keep speed but the game turns the kart way too hard now when i try that.

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Yes and yes.

I had more trouble with him than Oxide.

I guess you have a faulty game then, better return it

Who here has hurt their hands after playing for too long?
For a while, I thought I got carpal tunnel due to how the base of my thumbs hurt and my wrist got a bit numb yesterday. Because of it, I'm doing hand exercises.

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Can someone actually explain what SF genuinely is. Like, an idiot guide please.

Use speed characters

It's making me realize I need to build the callous on my thumb back up. Also I get knuckle cramps if I get too into it.

See

>mfw Deep-Sea Driving blue fire
This game is so good I'm gonna fucking cry

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Max boost. Your flames turn red and the speedometer points straight up.

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fancy name for speedboost.
Doing enough drifting jumps and turbopads can make it so you gain max speed and never slow down

Alright fine, who drew this?

>Fucking hell. At least there's no Gold Relic trophies.
That's the easiest thing to do compared to what you listed.

DINGODILE IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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Relics are time trials ez mode.

Me Me Me. It fucking hurts.

time trails are worse though because you HAVE to go out of your way to hit the boxes instead of aiming for the easiest and quickest route. It's a complete detraction from how you'd play the game otherwise which is why i hate relics so much.

Subjective, I found relics harder than Oxide times

Nice blog

so the daily bonus coins is around 5k?
I think I started out with around 2 or 3k before pitstop change and I got like 8.5k now and am now back to getting 80-160 per map

I feel like they have better handling even though it's lower.

>yfw you can horn
But can others hear it?

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That movement is so similar to O Entertainment and DNA productions animation style.

This is fucked up because its funny. Shit

Probably yes. The AI does it occasionally and you can hear that

Yes. Normally when someone hits you they'll drive past and 'toot' at you in insult.

>Tfw start seeing N.Tropy with worse times then the default best times

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It's less than than that. 3K, abouts.

faggotsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Hey dumbass, did you consider all the wumpa fruit crash ate before hand? He's going to have seeds inside him that could grow

>Posts about their menial lives while playing the game
Why has this turned into /vg/?

I have switch+PC, is the switch version downgraded? Should I just wait for the PC release?

Basssssssssed

>pc release
bros... do we tell him

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why doesn't anyone show the Frame rate when the switch is in handle/tabletop mode for 4 players? I guess ill have to rent it from gamefly and find out.

He is cool as hell in this game
I wonder if they'll do Moe dirty and make him a bumbling fool to counter Joe's ice cool demeanor

Considering the credits/epilogue stuff, Moe's probably just as slick.

I'm doing classic mode right now. Is it smarter to do nitrous mode? Do you unlock more that way?

No

i'm wondering this too, which mode should i do first playthrough

Nitro mode lets you change karts/ characters. That's it but you can play on hardest difficulty

Anything but Hard as the AI can and WILL consistantly boost and blow you the fuck out if you can't.

>Crash and Coco have a better sibling relationship than my sister and I.
I want to go back in time and fix things.

Classic is pointless. Nitro is the same except you can customize yourself.

Don't say lewd things about Coco!

Best Cortex skin when?

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PUT HER IN!

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Niece or daughter?

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Do you need PS+ to do the Grand Prix and unlock the characters?
I'm probably gonna get it anyway but just wondering

Maybe after Spyro we'll get a second wave of grand prix.

She's only a text or phone call away user

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Yes

both

>the little poke to get Crash's attention
>that perfect dance
This is the kawaiiest shit I've ever seen

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Nope, it’s added in an update and can be done offline, it’ll just take ages to get the coins offline.

The image that announced the Grand Prixs already said there’s be more after Spyro.

Been winning most of my online races by a long shot but for the life of me that rocky Road crystal Challenge is impossible

We deserve a crash cartoon animated like this

Brakes are your friend. Did the purple challenges as speed characters

How's the switch version?

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It took me a sveral tries to remember. The pattern I had worked out the last time I played through 5ish years ago, they definitely got the feel of those down

Also I have yet to see an online race where all 8 people were even close to crossing the line

Not bad. I haven't played online yet but it's been consistent in performance.

but that's transphobic

>there’s be more after Spyro.
Nice.

have sex

One of the hub worlds get some fps drops, but the actual races are fine.

>more to be announced
Proof for whoever wants it.

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>drive like absolute dogshit
>beat 2nd place by 10 seconds

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Where are my 3rd party guest characters though?

>BANDICOOT POWER!
How did they get away with this?

>Baby Crash
>Baby Coco
When's Relic versions?

Thats gotta be hype.

Who else has rage quit a match?
I'm guilty, probably about 5 so far out of the 150 or so games i've played. I'm embarrassed, but sometimes bad things happen that just make you want to leave and start a new match.

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It was. My buddy and I were shocked when we tied each other

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>hitboxes on crystals, letters, and crates

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>ywn marry into a happy family like this

The skins in this game are hilarious, good job there.

NO COCO WATCH OUT

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>Spyro Cup

Shots in the dark here.

Spyro(fire, ice, cheat code colors)
Hunter(Skate boarder, snow leopard, black panther
Elora
bianca

>have 2 people in front of me
>get first

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Me once. I was second close to the end when my mum called me to ask if I bought carrots from Tesco earlier. I tried to swipe with my nose and drove off the course. Found myself in sixth so I quickly closed the game out of sheer anger

pretty stable connection for PS4

I want Princess Coco but I need so many coins

Lorelet here, why is Coco literate but Crash a retard?

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fuuuuck i missed the dingodile skin
now its some gay shit

The Cortex Vortex fucked up his brain because it malfunctioned on him.

Crash was a fuck, Crunch is more akin to what he was suppose to be.

Neo Cortex's experiment in the first game, most likely.

Waiting for PC is rough pals

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>no Moneybags

Probably Professor or Moneybags instead of Elora.

Okay, so autocorrect or my tired brain fucked that up real bad.

Neo Cortex*, not Cortex Vortex.

>that loading time
Fucking abysmal, needs patching ASAP. Great game though. Having a lot of fun.

>filename
Why was the writing in those mediocre mutant games so good.

>tfw me and my little sister used to be close, even shared a bed as recently as when she was in middle school.
>stopped giving a shit about me since she left high school and got a decent job.

That wasn't even my post, just fucking kill me

I tried making a coco thread/ CTR thread and it 404'd because I assume someone posted porn

Tremendously upset

should I wait to get CTR on PC? I'm poor boy about to move out

because amazon delivered my game late, ive been playing god of war. i played ctr for a bit but stopped so i can beat gow since im close to the end. this sucks

V hates sjw games but praises crash remastered and this shit after they been proven to change things for typical girl power reasons why are you faggit such hypocrites and shills

Didnt a drawfag made that in one of these threads? Not like I enjoyed it, it was very gross, lesbians licking each other fur is really gross.

update game

>baby coco.
Bring on the porn.

Uh, guess I'll buy this game and play it with my little sister then, for all of you anons

>V
>Faggit
I know this is bait but I will explain anyways, those threads are basically self serving bias, in that the worst of the board and Yea Forums go to these threads and the not retarded people come here to talk about videogames.

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When's Metal Crash and Pink Gold Coco? being completely serious. I want them.

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I LOVE THIS ARTIST

What about retro cart? Is that exclusive to PS4?

needs more giant qts

I'm surprised how high the skill ceiling can be in this game with what character you should use depending on which map you play on. Do people seriously main certain characters? That sounds like a massive hindrance depending on the map in question.

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yes

I designed it and I want four of them

Fuck...

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WHO IS THIS ARTIST

That's a delicious, healthy looking Tawna. You thought I was going to say wumpa under the spoiler didn't you?

yeah, 1.02 completely fixed it
now Online just needs lobby browsing, region unlock and custom cups and shit will be fucking awesome

>Metal Crash is Crash dressed as a heavy metal musician

If you're good enough you can remove the map's disadvantage

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Were Platinum relics always this demanding? I never had this much trouble with the PSX version.

>fall into a pit
>warp orb passes
>rather than wait for you to be placed down it decides to do an entire lap while still targeting you
>you can be a cheeky bugger and let someone pass you when it eventually catches up so they take the heat but why would you
lolok

You have to get every box which gets annoying. Doing that shit when I get the Nitro Squad.

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I suppose that's true but i feel variation is always a good thing when it comes to repeated play. I mean certain maps are so tight in its turns using advanced over basic seems rather silly when it comes to online against proper players. If you want to challenge yourself sure, but perhaps it's abit early in the game to start doing that since it's only been out over 1 day.

So is there some kind of MMR system that we just can't see? I feel like I'm playing gradually better and better players, but it's not like I have a rank.

I thought you didn;t get coins if DNF?

Literally just be gudder

yes

Do you really have to just stare at nothing after getting knocked out of a battle

So THAT'S how it happened!

Who thought this was a good idea?

The payouts from battle mode are already complete shit as it is, now you're making players just start at the screen when they get knocked out in elimination. Give one good reason not to just quit.

Apparently so, since i've noticed the same thing.
It's become increasingly more close knit in recent hours than prior. I've also seen an N.Trophy player.

>THE FUCKING SPEED YOU CAN REACH IN DEEP SEA DRIVING

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>Oxide confirmed to have paved over Mars
nice

Hyper Spaceway, too.
Beenox had a lot of fun with super turbos in the CNK tracks in general.

When I first got that race in an online lobby the only word to describe what happened next, is rape.

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What did they do to Uka Uka's voice?

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S...source right NOW!
Also different VA

People that drive aggressively are subhumans.

>electron avenue is too long
>hyper spaceway is too short
WE WERE SO CLOSE TO PERFECTION BROS...

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this tbqh

Are none of the new tracks in adventure mode? Why?

Komodo Joe is so fucking Kino lads

>Electron Avenue too long
>not just taking the USF express
It's literally one of the strongest tracks in this game because of the turbo changes.

You're a man of culture, user.

For CTR purists. This game was designed with online play as the real endgame so Adventure Mode is essentially just there because it was in the original.