>FINAL fantasy
>there's like 20 games
FINAL fantasy
> Metal GEAR Solid
> There's almost no gears
dafuq
>Risk of Rain
>It never rains
>CATHERINE
>Katherine is the better choice
>frogposter
>shit thread
It was only a risk
>the witcher
>doesn't make witches, only soibois
>The Legend of ZELDA
>you play as Link
>oblivion
>you never forget how good a time you had
>fallout 3
>there's no fallout 1 or 2
>Super Mario
>No spaghetti
>gta 5
>is not the 5th gta
>Last of us 2
Not titled Last of Us Too
>RESIDENT evil
>you don't actually live there
>Banjo-Kazooie refers to the main protagonists, Banjo & Kazooie
>Banjo-Tooie
>there's no character named Tooie
>skyrim
>you can't get or give rimjobs in the sky
>mass EFFECT
>the decisions you make ultimately have little impact on the final outcome
>Skullgirls
>you don't skull fuck girls
This one is factually incorrect
>destroy all HUMAN
>you kill wh*Te "people"
>dying light
>light never quite dies
>duke nuke em
>no nuclear devices are ever detonated
>Megaman Legends
>there's no Legends
>no really, like, i get why the others series are called X, Zero, ZX, Battle Network and Starforce/Shooting Star, but Legends doesn't make any sense
>like, why didn't they keep the DASH acronym? That made sense
>Trigger or any of the other carbons weren't famous enough to legends
>WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE LEGENDS?
What is even the plot of Final Fantasy? Is there supposed to be an end-goal? Is it just bland "good vs evil" plots over and over but with different characters each time?
Irony that devs think it’s going to be their last game
>super smash bros melee
>projectile attacks exist
>pokemon
>you don't touch jamaican men
They try to avoid melee range because of the smell.
it rains on the fifth and final level
>Dragon Quest
>don't play as a dragon
>Dragon Age
>The game isn't about dragons aging