BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>FAKE INTERNET MONEY
Capitalism was a mistake

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don't act like you browse /biz/ you shits

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wtf bitcoin is back to 9k now?
holy shit

yes yes buy

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Every day I regret not jumping onto bitcoin when it was just starting out

>money
>real
pick one and only one.

>trusting literal fake kike currency that once dropped from 20k in like a few days

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FUCK NO
STOP FUCKING WITH GPU PRICES REEEEEE
at least my next build will have an apu.
Bitcoin will fuck over pc gaming again fuck.

>buy when the price is high

retards

>Seen first hand how Bitcoin went from costing a few cents to supposedly being worth thousands
>Buying when it's worth thousands
Yeah, no.

Don't do it. It's a bubble.

>Buy for 9k, sells for 9k, profit.

It's a bubble.

>he doesn't know about fractional reserve banking or fiat money
LOL

I was just thinking of buying an AMD GPU too...

BUY ON HIGH SELL ON LOW

last month the price was 4k you can still get in user just wait for corection to 6-7k level

why would you buy when price is going up? That's like buying a VIDEO GAME right after a sale. In fact buying bitcoin is like buying a burned disc of quake, it;s just stupid.

>I'm too dumb to figure out how to get free money
That's how this reads lmao

no shit, why do you think he's shilling it?

BUY HIGH SELL LOW

don't you LOSE your money by doing this?

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>hurr shitcoin crash will give cheap gpus
>market goes down
>miners dont sell gpus
>just mine alts
>hurr its totally miners fault gpus are fucked
>nvidia monopoly in high end
>AMD monopoly low end
>both price fixing
>kike RAM fabs price fixing for smart phone market, limiting desktop ram production

Yes those miners are totally to blame for this chink kikery.

>supposedly
?

Is this why GPU prices are up again?

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how do I get involved?????

I don't have 9,909.90

Fuck I don't have 1,000

The true /biz/ way

I'm gonna start talking about Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers

it should be obvious yet for many people this is the way they trading

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>no 'over 9000' jokes yet

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based neoliberal retard

This is it. Not gonna miss a second time. I finally managed to save up 10k.. It took long miserable nights at Walmart but I always kept believing, just like they said.. and now at last my time has come. I'm going all in. How high do you guys think it will go? $20k? $100k? God, I will finally be free to live my life the way I want to..

>buy high
>OH FUCK IT'S DROPPING
>sell low
>incapable of playing the long game
lmao

No stupid
When the stock is low that means it's bad
You don't want bad stock so you sell

my life in 4 lines

if you know about it, it's already too late

No go fuck yourself. Im not falling for it again.

You buy when it goes low not when it goes high.

>he didn't buy the dip

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good one saved

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Good time to buy 64 core threadripper I guess. How profitable is cpu mining?

youtube.com/watch?v=BkX2NAKFM5Q

People meme about Bitcoin but I remember when it was like $9 and then it peaked at like $500 and "the bubble popped" and everyone laughed and then 3 years later it was worth $20k.

And then "the bubble popped" and everyone laughed and now it's back to $10k.

It'll bubble up again. It'll pop again. Every time there's a big media push about it, this will happen. But its 10-year trend is still absolutely absurd.

Too busy fapping to illustrated cunny

LOUDER!

I say supposedly because the last time Bitcoin skyrocketed in price, it was from the price being manipulated by a Chinese hacker.

don't gamble, kids

where

>T-This time the bubble will surely pop!

>He isnt all in on chainlink

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>Get 100k
>Invest it in crypto
>get a 5% return in a week
>5K
>Grab 3K for yoursel
>Reinvest 2K
>Now you got 102K
>Repeat ad infinitum
There you go fellas, you won't have to worry about working ever again

>crash

Where what

Where am I?
Where is the illustrated cunny?

The US dollar isn't real either.

Nothing will ever go wrong

>12% dump yesterday
Imagine being a stinky

Just buy actual stocks you retards.

Someone give me a quick rundown on mining. I've tried reading the wikipedia article and I still have no idea what the fuck it is.

Then what do you call the two dollars I have my wallet right now?

I just made 6k USD
get fucked faggots i'm going to japan

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>falling for a meme

You should've sold it when it reached 2 dollars now you're going to regret it.

The only currency that will matter in two years time are Monero and Libra.

>get 100k
>invest it in crypto
>????
>PROFIT

Remember
Trend is your friend

Imagine being such an imbecile you think in short terms such as "yesterday, tomorrow" while I'm literally gonna be a billionaire in a few years,

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This is what poorfag anger looks like.

can I still buy illegal drugs with bitcoin?

It is impossible to compete with full time stockbrokers

for the sweet 1-3% gains? no thanks

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already did, im just waiting

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I love /biz/wojak

Theres no point buying any cryto now because normal fags got in on it now so your never going to make a decent return

shorting?

You make your computer solve math problems using the CPU in your video card. Eventually you get credit for it in bitcoin, which can then theoretically be sold for real world dollars.

long

>could've went all in on link a few months ago
>went all in on Ark and HODL'd
Not only have I missed all these gains but I've even gone down...

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There are highly speculative stocks as well. Makes no difference

we're all gonna make it Yea Forumsros

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At least it's more real than shitcoin and it's not associated with illegal activities.

I'll buy the next one

i can even close the order now an take the juicy 100%roe

BUY CHAINLINK
BUY CHAINLINK
BUY CHAINLINK

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BUY HIGH SELL LOW

Fuck off, /biz/.

not bad we will likely get over 10k before any correction

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Has Ripple blown up yet, I've been sitting on some for a bazillion years now

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chainlink is a russian scam, don't promote that racist neo nazi coin here.

What are the best penny stocks to invest in?

Every single Bitcoin "block" contains a complete transaction history of every bitcoin ever. It does this so that every bitcoin that exists can be checked against that history to verify that it's "real" and not hacked in.

Think of it like if WoW or some other MMO didn't have a central server, so multiple player's account had a record of all the gear ever obtained by every other player in the game, and they all checked against each other to make sure nobody had hacked in gear.

"mining" is essentially using GPUs to do the math required for all of these checks. The system rewards you for doing this by generating NEW Bitcoins (since the currency is designed to be inflationary) with a first transaction of "given to you". They have to be "given to someone" to anchor them on this transaction ledger as legitimate, and the way that person is chosen is by who's doing the actual number-crunching.

So, back to our WoW example, if you use your account to track the Master List Of All Player Shit, every time a new piece of gear is added to the game economy, it's given to you (or someone else doing what you do). The new money flows into the system THROUGH you, like how gold flows into the economy from the people operating gold mines.

Hence "mining".

I haven't eaten in two days and just keep shitting out water every couple hours.

>

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????????

Based retard

what game is this

Now I have enough money in shitcoin to buy some weed.
What's a good market? I see that CGMC went down.

crypto low caps

can you fags go back to posting red wojaks in your containment board and crying about how you have to suck tyrone's cock after your shift at mcdonalds

I have $20,566 in savings and this looks like the best way to lose it in a matter of days.

I love chainlink so much

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It's a trap faggot, got burned badly when the major dump happend in 2017, I only do stocks now.

Do it. Those 20k will be 70k eoy

cope, no coiner poorfag.

>Stinkyonaire
Yeah, whatever

>tfw didn't buy amd stocks before zen2

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>BUY BUY BUY
if this is the time to buy then who is the "kind soul" whos selling and making a "loss"?

>no illegal activities
The amount of inside trading on the stock market is disgusting.

Market analysts are professional ostriches.
As a consumer you know what makes a good product, and you know what product you would buy yourself, which means you have at least decent judgement on what a company is worth.

capitalist one

>sofia
based

I wished I invested when it was 5 usd.
I bet it will go to 30k then crash again

based

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Wait hold on, go over step 1 again in a little more detail

Nah, I need 50k to get a house loan. I'm not doing anything crazy with my money until I replace rent with a mortgage. You need at least 15% of the full loan to get one in my country.

you're supposed to buy when is low not high if not making any profit is basically impossible. Especially with bitcoin which value already peaked. If you want to invest on something then buy AMD because that shit's gonna blow up when the next gen consoles come out.

this is bad time to buy but some people will fomo because they don't want to miss out if you interested wait for correction

How do I get into stocks?

>haven't eaten in two days
why?

>only 154cm
O kurwa jebana

>t. .00001855 btc

Does doing this really give you the money back? In how long?

Yeah I am investing in monero now.
I created a cluster just for monero mining.

user go eat something.

it depends how much the bill will cost and the coin you are mining

BUY HIGH
SELL LOW

If you invested in this shit early in the year when it was 4k a piece, then yeah it was a perfect time. Why invest when it's at another peak? This is only for those that already had it.

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Fever of 103. Could barely move besides chugging water and blasting out diarrhea.

*bzzt* bzzt*

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Buy BAT instead.

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I wish I had bought AMD back in 2016 before ryzen came out. I knew it would explode but I was broke
Open up a trading account at your favorite provider of choice or your house bank

Weed stocks.
Will skyrocket soon.

>got tricked into buying bitcoin
>made 100k+ dollars

fucking /biz/ I swear

Really? Wow u lucky

how much will stellar be worth next year, guys? i got a lot of those when they first popped up

I thought about putting $5k into bitcoins years ago when they were $10 a piece but decided against it.

How's that a bad thing?

Bitcoin is going to 100k by next year.
Asuka prophecy.

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Anyone else looking forward to the inevitable meltdown?

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Shut up retard, you hate money, don't you?

even a retard could make this much money if you started around 2016

no chance

must be tough to have the water in your body literally boiling. get well soon.

it is just oportunity to make even more money

yeah let me just get 10k outta my neet ass to invest on crypto

I want bitcoin to revive just to see more bizonacci videos

It's like when you look out the window early in the morning. A glorious, pink dawn.

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Robinhood is a great beginning investing app that simplifies it a bit better compared to other entry-level stock apps.

It'll be a riot when it happens, but the "bottom" will still be higher than the last bottom, and the next peak will be higher again.

It's an ascending sawtooth wave.

You're making a mistake if you're buying BTC for anything but an extremely long hold.

I told my dad to buy AMD before Zen1. One of his most profitable stocks but we don't talk anymore because he's gay and adopted a new family.

>was working as a dishwasher when it was $1
>remember wanting to put in $100 out of my paycheck for a laugh just to say I owned 100 bitcoins

Going to hate myself forever for not going through with it, even worse I JUST'd myself in December 2017 during the big pump. Turned $200 into $8k and didn't pull out, now it's $100

The fuck I'm looking at?

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Regulations can't come soon enough.

Today I will remind them...

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A hole in your wallet.

Just buy fucking fractional bitcoins you fucking dunce. It's not like a stock, you don't have to buy it in a smallest-possible-increment of one BTC. It can be subdivided down to like 10,000ths or something. buy 0.0001 BTC.

Did anyone go to jail for the Bitconnect ponzi scheme?

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You would have sold at 30 each. Imagine how much worse you would feel if you knowingly cucked yourself out of being a millionaire.

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then take 100$ and trade with leverage

/biz/ thread on Yea Forums?

Fuck it. This is now a Yea Forums thread

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>keep hoarding all of my savings
>last 1500 I invested in weed stocks amounted to no profit or loss, just stagnant money
>afraid to put in any more
How the fuck do I make money lads?

> Fake internet funny munny
No thanks. At this point it's just a game where people who own it shill it to raise the price (example: this thread) then try to unload it on a greater fool. If you would have predicted all this 5-10 years ago you could have gotten in ahead of it all and actually gotten rich, but at this point you may as well just buy stocks. You've got a better chance of getting rich and much, much smaller chance of a massive crash like Bitcoin suffers from. Don't fall to for the hype. Don't fall for shills like OP. They're just trying to pump it as high as they can before they dump it and get off this risky wild ride

>invest a shitload in bitcoin
>oh no it's dropping to an all time low
>invest even more

Tfw to much of a brainlet to understand whats going on in this thread not even the thought of these graphs

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I didn't know Brendan Fraiser was into crypto

post the grug one please it cracked me up

>internet funny money that you can only use to buy CP or drugs

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Pink Wojack is the only good Wojack

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that's because it stayed true to its roots
It's a representation of user's feels hence feelsman
the Yea Forums ones represent an idealisation of yourself or a strawman

I'm gonna wait for the next crash.

Yeah, and make, what, 2 bucks? Lmao.

There is some that you have to pay a fine for investing in bitcoin.
Also in USA you will get on trouble for mining since someone uploaded cp to the blockchain that bitcoin uses to get people to move to alt coins.

Protip: You aren't going to make money off crypto. The only ones who made money off crypto are the original investors who got into this ponzi scheme from the beginning.

>chartlet
I hope they take a random walk down a cliff.

>0.1 BTC and 3k LINK
Yep, I think I'll make it.

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>buy high
>sell low

No way fag!

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How in the fuck am I supposed to get $9,000 before OCTOBER?? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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fiat currency

>saving money for a pension plan for retirement
>not basedly saving all your money on crypto so you'll have enough to live off of it by the time you're 40
You guys are never going to make it

>bought a bunch of shitcoins in 2017 before bitcoin even reached 1000
>they are all worth so fucking much that btc would have to completely die for them to be worthless
*sips*
can't bog me

no coiner cope

What the fuck? Wasn’t Bitcoin more money before? What happened, I haven’t been to the board in ages

This
>mfw morons are actually buying at these levels

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The thing is, I know you're right. They only way I wouldn't have is if I forgot about bitcoin altogether. And even then, I probably would have lost the harddrive with the wallet information, or something equally bad.

>they don't know

this thread is full of Yea Forums tards who'll be serving me my burger

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>November 2020
>Bitcoin is now worth 87 dollars
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GET A LOAD OF THIS FAG

>hey guys buy this stock on currency
>okay
>hahaha suckers
>sells stock
>rreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

It crashed hard a while back

You don't have to buy a whole bitcoin, dummy.
You can buy in decimals.

you can buy just fraction but again be cautious and wait for correction to 6-7k

Got around 10 BTC from mining years ago. No idea how to cash out without getting ripped off or having to pay taxes.

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sneed

it crashed from 20k to 3k

>buy 10 bucks worth of bitcoin as a joke months ago
>see this and look at my shit
>50 bucks
Kinda wish I put in more

MINISTER YOU SATOSHI

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>get 100k
>invest in crypto
>stock drop
>stock drop
>stock drop
>stock drop
>???
>profit

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Might buy some AMD and let them sit until the start of 2021 when the next xbox is out.

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>let me pay for fake money with real money
>what can go wrong lmao

>trusting literal kike currency that's been reduced in buying power through inflation constantly
Found the high time frame retard

Why would you buy high/ sell low? Doesn't that mean you'll lose?

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>he thinks his labo and nintendo smash threads are more mature than the currency of the future, something even facebook has realized

lmao

Reminder.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>faggots investing in stocks that give them 2% ROI a month
>when the next big ass crash is going to happen in 2020
>not knowing that, thanks to facebook, you people will know about cryptocurrency and will want to be part of it
>flooding the market with stupid money that will raise the price by the time the crash happens
>all of us that are already in are you just going to let them carry or bags

where have you been?

50k EOY

Real money is just as fake. Maybe more so since kikes decide how much of it there is in circulation.

>people invest at all time highs
It’s one thing one the most riskiest things you can do. Your honestly a retard if you didn’t expect it to crash.

It's probably a meme. These /biz/fags are buying high and then freaking out when it goes below what they paid and selling.

It's /biz/ equivalent of us saying that video games suck and are not worth playing.

Fuck. Guess I better go see when it crashed and find those archives. Damn 20k to 3k, god that sounds depressing for some /biz/ anons

This. That's why I'm never selling my crypto, not gonna be tricked into buying fake fiat "money" again.

>20k to 3K
Imagine all the people who fucking killed themselves

lol

Rate my free crypto stash

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>implying reaching 10k psychological milestone won't make the price reach 15k at least

Real money can be used to buy things. Fake money is used to pay trannies to deliver blow to your door and then let you fuck them.

normies dont give a shit until it goes past ATH of 20k

In all honesty, even if you don't believe in bitcoin or think it's a bubble or whatever, why would you pass up the free and easy usd?

>Fake money is used to pay trannies to deliver blow to your door and then let you fuck them.

Looks like fake money wins again

Two years ago I invested in crypto bought a bunch of Digibyte because of a get on biz came out with $50k cash so it can't be taxxed never touching that shit again thanks for the money biz

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>invest in crypto
>stock drop

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>I dont know anything about this and its money so I'm going to say kike

To all the newfags. LINK is the next big thing, buy while you can

That's literally wrong though, the best time to invest is during price discovery. Keep a trailing stop.

How long do you usually have to let a stock sit before selling?
Mum used to trade stocks and remember her saying to buy a lot of one stock, set yourself a goal and then just wait.

So what your saying is to buy Doge coin?

much thanks, will buy, very bubble

t. only owner of trannycoin

it will overshoot for sure but not that much

>he hasn't seen it

youtube.com/watch?v=utCaHjSlED0

RIP in piss to all those dead Anons.

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might be worth something in 10 years/10

>implying crypto market is not just highly speculative, super volatile, extremely fast and risky stock
You know what I meant retard

twitter.com/HuxtableJonny/status/1142106730781978625

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Your mum is retarded.

all time high is 20k you retard

Buy Chainlink instead guys.
It's 1.67 right now, they have a conference coming up on the 25 and they're partnered with google!

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Never noticed that my bank has a buy/sell tab like in my grand theft auto games.
Do you think it has an auto sell function too, is that stadard?

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>imagine being this guy

why do you own dogecoin i thought it was just a meme

You are literally retarded if this makes you want to buy.

>partnered
>google

why is it so cheap

videogames???

>fake government money is better

Fed announced it's not able to shrink spending by raising the interest rates and has opted for QE4 - Hyperinflation Edition instead.

Enjoy your nothing.

>women
>trading
Lol

i have 0.19 bitcoins

how long until I am a millionaire?

>2019 and still PC Gaymur.

Holy fuck kill yourself.

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>doge coin
Everytime I see that I have to do a double take

>it dropped from 800 to 20k and then CRASHED to only 3300

Oh no

it is the capitalist game!

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Sup link chads.

You have like $7 in crypto

bitstamp.com

>tfw have all savings in a bank fund that only increases by 1.5% - 4.5% in a year

Your mom was literally just holding to see if it was going to eventually go up.
It's not stupid, if you had done that with Bitcoin 5 months ago, you'd have tripled your money already. If you had done that with Litecoin, you'd 7x your money already in the same timeframe.

That's when you buy

probably about 8 years

IT IS TIME

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are you just pretending to be retarded?

I'll tell you how I do it if you give me 1 BTC

My band won't let me buy chainlink.

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Good goy, keep all your funds in that savings account!

Not at all, though there are CPU mining coins. Not bitcoin though.

>tfw too poor to get into bitcoin
Even if it's a dumb money decision, at least it sounds exciting.

Why is this thread still up?

>lost 300k
Christ
>that suicide hotline bit
God

FYI, /biz/ legitimately believes it won't crash again and that it would reach 100k next year

This is gonna hit hard when the bubble pops, especially since normalfags are getting into it again

>telling people "hey, well, you can use our cloud services if you want, just like everybody else" is the same as a partnership
Ok

This. Trading crypto is basically a video game.

Don't act like browsing that shit board is anything worth being proud of.

I just want to buy shares in 3D printers and asteroid mining.

youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg

Boomers inbound lads

I will, but, man, the jewish population in Norway is below 1500 people. I'm not even kidding.

true the addiction is at the same level trading is fun

>muh digital gold

user, I...
cloud.google.com/blog/products/data-analytics/building-hybrid-blockchain-cloud-applications-with-ethereum-and-google-cloud

I don't know how.

>lost 300k

try this
>invest 6k
>goes up to 500k
>dont cash out
>only 90k left

lowest point was 30k after my high point, felt bad man

I got it for free though
If I invest right it can take me somewhere

GOVERNMENT KEK SPOTTED

I found an electrum wallet I made a few years back that has 35 mBTC in it. How rich am I?

ATH was 3 during bitcoins ATH, it is at 0,45 now

$346 roughly, not bad

295.02 eur

yes, you can tell your stock market thingy to sell at a certain value during a specific time or whenever it hits the value.

Someone post that cap of Chainlink's partership with mcdonalds

based

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Oh, well nice, time to wait until this pays for my retirement.

cringe
based

So how do I turn this shit into physical money?

I need to buy more linkies soon.

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I can't my head around the gambling part of trading stocks.
>buy thing
>ok i'll sell when it hits 100
>it hits 100 and i sell
>but then it keeps going up
Or it never hits 100 and just sits there.

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Or it goes down and you lose it all.
Which is what will happen to Bitcoin.

you sell it on exchange

Digital money is digital until you find someone willing to pay you real money for them.

EVERYBODY KNOWS THE BOAT IS LEAKING
EVERYBODY KNOWS THE CAPTAIN LIED