What are some video game romances that had absolutely zero chemistry?

FF8

noctis and the princess

Well in that case your voice acting sucks and the VenomXQuiet romance was completely ruined because of that stupid plan to make the player write Venom's story. Because of it Venom has to be a passive and silent protagonist so he doesn't clash with the players gameplay decisions.
As cute as Quiet is at times, she can't carry a romance arch on her own especially when all her content is optional and not well integrated into the overall plot and when she is a mute who doesn't speak so all her interactions with Venom have to be her doing sexual poses to try and seduce him.

this was one of the best.
My nigga battle tank by himself for that pussy, it was very romantic
love at first sigh

I can accept Quiet having a bipolar obsessive love/ hate for Venom because he's such a Gary Stu and a brooding bad boy Chad, but why would he reciprocate even a little? As hot as she is, she's a mute superhuman plant zombie that dresses like a whore and does inexplicable shit like randomly attacking other MB soldiers (which BiBo doesn't know her motivation for doing yet)

Zero chemistry? These two were slotting bodies together, there's nothing more romantic.

The ending was awesome but that bit with the Cobra essentially cock locking him was bullshit. That scene would've legit given me feels if he passed out from blood loss or something instead but the cobra just came out of nowhere and ruined my immersion.

*cockblocking
Fuck phoneposting.

bigboss had no problem with how she was dress, boss had to stop his own soldier from killing each other, so he wont judge quiet for that.
two people that want to kill each other just make sex better

>Big Boss
No user. That's wrong.

Venom is Big Boss too

he has autism

Autism tends to make you even less aware of others feelings though

idk op, it's kinda like they are both sort of dead eyed characterless nothings so they have a sort of surreal anti-chemistry. Never seen it done before

Noctis and Luna

Same problem as OP pair tbqh

No way. Medic and Quiet is awkward as fuck, but at least Quiet hangs out with you most of the game and has a couple of scenes with them together.

Yeah but they're the same type of non-characters with brooding emotionally unavailable guy and chick that has no personality.

Did they Sterilize the medic?
Or could he have his only little Solidus with Quiet?

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Yeah, and I was Tallyfag, but felt like dumb pandering when they actually put it in.

even if they didn't, the wolbachia did

Presumably he had the wolbachia too which would make him sterile.
Oy vey that was a very kosher love story. Take your antisemitism to /pol/

Quiet and Venom’s romance is purposely bad because it’s meant to be an early tip that you’re not the real Big Boss, who is canonically gay after Eva fucks him over

Based. If they had to make Ellie lesbian they shouldn’t have killed off Riley. At least their relationship was interesting form the get-go.

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>PLAYSTATION FOR THE GAYMERS
so its true

>BiBo
kys

BiBo is a rank not a person

true, tali is for headpat and being an imouto

Alyx and Gordon Freeman

Implying their relationship isn't purely platonic

>implying Chief didn't install Cortana onto a fleshlight

she call him chief for a reason
the perfect joi

all of them
video game protags typically have the personality of a rock