What chair do you use for your long gaming sessions?

WHY are zoomers so fucking gay

oddly arousing.

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Have sex incel.

There's nothing wrong with being gay.

clean yourself you filth

Any anons wanna sit on me?

except you are gay

I'm not gay.

i was a sales rep for a fairly big tech company and we wore suits on appointments. it was like 100 degrees and i blasted the air conditioning for the whole ride to the clients office, and the transition from inside an ice cold car to outside in the parking lot caused me to instantly start sweating like fucking crazy
left a mark exactly like that on one of their conference room chairs and was dumping sweat so obviously i had to explain to the customer what was going on. one of the most embarrassing interactions i've ever had
when i play gaymes, i play them on console, and i play them lying on my back on a sofa turned sideways

A grown, overweight neckbearded man wrote this post, remember that

Wear some pants you disgusting freak

but it's too hot right now for pants

>tfw you will never find an unwashed, sweaty NEET neckbeard to do pic related to you while you just inhale the stank
no farts no none of that brapp meme, that would probably ruin it.
just sniff for a good hour with no tongue because that would weaken the smell.
lick him out when you're close to cum

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I use my couch like a normal person, not like the faggy PC incels in this thread.

How can you know it's not a girl or some cute twink?

because it's not, and if they want to prove that they are, they can post their ass

Most people here are skinny and cute.

I loved that show

you heard the conditions, prove it or you're a disgusting fat fuck

no you didn't

god only makes the people he hates gay

Go catfish somewhere else, incel loser.

t.ranny

Can confirm. I'm skinny and cute myself.

How the fuck do you prevent this. I hate it. My armpits hardly sweat in comparison.

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There’s absolutely a lot wrong with being gay. Fucking faggot

He's right, 125lbs with a bubble butt checking in.

prove it

>typed with grease covered sausage fingers

Are your nuts supposed to touch the chair/seat of your pants when you sit?

this kinda looks like lungs

>because it's not
based retard

No there isn't.
No god made gay people to fix overpopulation.

cringe LARP

based retard thinking there are anything but neckbeards on 4channel

They're prisongay NEET electionfags.

Still looking for a bf?

God made gay people purposefully wrong, as a joke.

This is what gayposters look like irl btw

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Guys, imagine the smell

Yes. There is. Fucking freak

No, this is.

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t. jealous fatty

based neckbeard retard thinking everyone must be like him here

I'm skinny but ugly.

No I disagree .

Cope.
I'm not gay enough to date a boy.

>ever sitting in a leather chair for long periods of time
nothanks

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based retard projecting his fantasies of fucking fatties onto others

well for one, wear pants you fucking savage
two, body powder

What if I'm effeminate and girly?

You aren't

can someone calculate the size of this person base don the size of the chair?
this seems like a relatively small male

post feet :3

how do I get a musky bf if i'm really short

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I could be convinced. Problem is, I have the mind of a dom but the body of a sub. I'm pretty much condemned to feel sexually dissatisfied no matter who I sleep with, so I can at least resolve to only date women so that my parents don't disown me.

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i made some quick calculations and my conclusion is that it's fake and gay

I hate how I can tell this is fake. the humid sweat marks would radiate from the inside, not form an outline.
this person must have just drawn an outline with lotion or something.

>I have the mind of a dom but the body of a sub
I have a thing for being dommed by someone smaller

>I have the mind of a dom but the body of a sub
Luckily for you that's all you need. I mean, unless you're REALLY tiny.

>its a i probably have hemorrhoids from sitting on a shit chair episode
this isn't based at all, feels like my insides are going to fall out, either that or its a mass of hair stuck

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>not lotioning up your balls before you game

>ywn be that chair

im literally right here

Nope, most /v posters are skinny 18-21 y/o zoomers. Literal neckbeards browse ign forums and trannyera

There's hope for me yet then. I hope I can get over the mental blocks I have. I feel weird being dominant over anything but a girl given how small I am, it's kind of dysphoric and takes me out of the mood.

kys

dilate

It's obviously the gay agenda man. It has worked so far.

Recommend me the best computer chair for long durations of sitting, lads.

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(You)

Why are boys so cute, bros?

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I will not.
No. They are human.

Yea Forums used to be way more gay you absolute newfriend

faggot

>sitting naked on a leather chair

Take the headrest off

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How do I become a gamer chair?

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Practice with me, cutie

No I am not gay.

>ywn sit in someone's lap while you destroy them at smash bros

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Stop fucking shitting so hard then

you don't have to sit!

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m-me? Cute?

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weird that you say that user because I'm going to do that tonight!

I've been practicing all week so I don't lose because the loser gets punished

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You know the rules user

What sort of punishment?

Doing sex stuff while playing games never ends doing both. Either it quickly turns into total sex because multitasking makes you terrible and frustrated at the game thus needing to relieve yourself of that stress. Or You stop to commit at being good in the game and everyone is left horny.

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Fuck off onlyafro

The middle outline most likely caused by someone keeping a water bottle between their legs. Notice the circular shape and size.

Envision the stench.

femboys are the niggers of homosexuals
you're slightly better than trannies at best because at least you don't want to chop your dick off
also not video games

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UNFFF imagine the stench of her swamp ass and all the trapped farts

Again, be my bf.

It just came today. Local manufacturer. How is it?

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I wish my face was used as a chair for long gaming sessions.

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:[

this

based

if i would and i am 100% straight

>all these repressed homophobes yelling at innocent and cute vidya twinks because they themselves are fat and undesirable

pretty sad honestly.

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Yes

how to get cute/handsome sweaty bf?

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>calling other people sad
>posting anime

I am fit, handsome, horny and lonely.

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Keep repeating it and maybe the past of this website will change on its own you stupid fag

Not being gay or open to dick in 2019
i feel sorry for you

wanna erp?

It depends on your posture, angle, legs spread and how low hanging your sack is.

god doesnt exist you absolute christcuck
imagine living life based on fairytales

>tfw tons of musk from fapping often and only showering once a week

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>not being bisexual master race

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because penis > arby's

estrogen in food

Want to rub dicks with me while playing our favorite vidya game?

None

I only engage in non-consensual ERP with my teammates.

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>tfw gay sub but find masculine bodies unattractive and hate being penetrated
I've actually been memed

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Everyone hates bi's. It's the one things both straights and gays agree on.

>liking women
i hate to break it to you sweatie but you're strictly inferior to the rest of us

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We could still have some fun together.

>been using the same wooden chair for well over a decade

It’s my favourite and no matter what I switch it out with, I always bring it back.

Send all your bi hate my way, I love it.
Depends on what game you pick

No, it wasn't this faggotry. people where dressing up as little girls for fun, nothing gay. You zoomcucks are a bunch of mentally ill creeps

ever tried having a gf

Mario Party 2. Now suck my dick.

She got turned off by my "mommy" thing and I wouldn't budge

>people where dressing up as little girls for fun
this is the definition of mentally ill
normally i'd assume this is bait but judging by your broken english and overuse of buzzwords you're probably retarded enough to actually believe the garbage you're spouting

Good point

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Yes

Well maybe you should find a dominant girl but those are rare. Tho you might find one willing to switch. Honestly domming never was my sexual fantasy, but my gfs likes it so I play the role and it is pretty fun.

Umm, does anyone want to be friends...?

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Discord?

can confirm, 5'6 127 lbs with pink boipucci

no

That's why when I'm sweaty or it's hot, I don't sit straight up. I slide off to wipe off anything that may have imprinted on the chair

not with trannies, no.

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yes :)

I already have friends.

Depends. Do you want to use my face as your gaming chair?

Post balls then maybe.

fuck what manga is this? this looks hot

Damn. Y'all some fucking fay gay homo lala men on this board like. Damn. Come to the Yea Forums. Video games.
Nah it is not video games. It's fucking gay people.
Damn

I'm not a tranny.
Post ID and favorite games.
More can't hurt, right?
No.

Warlocke#2752

Are you cute?

No.

what did he mean by this, lads?

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The worst kind of seats are the ones where the bolts stick through the plating.

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why not?

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Then I'm not going to date you.

Post discord so I can fuck your ass

You've probably already seen them.
That's not for me to decide.
Great, you post ID and favorite games too.

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I meant why do you not want to sit on my face.

>not a new ip
hmmmmm

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Mentaiko, Hamu and the Boy Who Cried Wolf

Okay but I just want to be friends and play video games. Meowie#7927
I'm not about that.

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biniggers show up once again to tell everyone they like cock in the ass and fucking women.
you halffags are like vegans sometimes

GGs daper lobby gtg to work.

Suck that cock if you're so great.

1992 Steelcase that weighs two and a half tons and is the comfiest thing I've ever experienced.

Yes, I'm also a Vegan. Funny you mention it

I don't fucking know how to not shit hard. If I don't force it out of my ass then I'll take 4 hours just sitting there staring at my feet.

You can't both have a shitty diet and take dicks up your ass. I mean technically you can but it would be really troublesome.

Shrug

>not shidding hard
what a low T beta loser lmao

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well i'm not

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There is a market for everybody

Neither are any of the other LARPers in this thread

I'm listening.

eat fibre and kale, makes my shits nice n smooth coming out m8

>Shrug

Why is this child-sized? Are you all children?

what games are you all currently playing?

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I am never going to understand you erping gaylords. You just blueball yourself then jerk off to something you already were going to jerk off too. What's the difference? Hell normie long distance relationships in general almost never work out in the first place. The fuck are you doing?

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When I eat a ton of fiber to try to loosen my shit I just get diarrhea.
It corks up my asshole so I have to push anyway, then once the dam bursts I shit out my entire intestine.
Why am I so bad at shitting?

Csgo.

I don't understand this post

is that a bubble ontop of the ball sweat?

tldr why erp

That makes it hotter

You'd want a fat neckbeard sniffing your cock musk?

Where can I find a hairy friend

>t.retard
Normies have such a hard time with this concept. Just because your RP characters are fuckin doesn’t mean you and your writing partner are fuckin.

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Yeah

Is this "!" poster ?

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Yes, hello.

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Do you have an imgur link of yourself anywhere? I had some really good faps of you from /wowg/ in the past.

I'm chubby and could just stop shaving a few days. I would love to sniff your musk.

Really why, when you could be fucking irl? Whats the point in being lewd with another person if there is no romance? Romance is the most important part after all.

PURGE THIS THREAD

>Shaves at all
No thanks

Comfy.

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I never posted there. Try to find my Twitter if you want that.

>nerdy chubsters who are desperate enough to fuck fatties and ERP to fill in the gaping wound left by early sexual development and having to settle for partners, if you had any, in high school
>girls who are at best 7/10 and want to cheat on their boyfriends without getting caught

that's all it ever is, you fags are the saddest nerds out there. i'd rather here about pokemon breeding for 2 hours straight than read 2 paragraphs of your cringy ass "writing"

the dude was naked

I'll stop shaving if you let me inhale your cock musk.

comfy and cute

Your gif made me think of this
youtu.be/_owPIVUWj9o