"Uhhh yeah can I get a copy of Cyberpu- hey!"

this
you can only do that to whites or asians

that guy made a social checkmate. If you punch him, you will be called an aggressive fag. If you back talk him, he will say "cool bro" and you will be put in a even worst position and if you walk away, you will be called a pussy fag.

I'm 5'8 and I'd call myself short

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What an alpha would do?

Dude my wife is taller than you.

This is why manlets should get super duper fat so they can't be easily moved

Suck his dick

Not true. This is why you kill him on the spot, consume his flesh and drink his blood, then defile his corpse before the police arrive. Then people will know never to fuck with you again. The death row sentence will be worth it.

dwarfchads rule the earth

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Not being a softy poopty flopty manlet in the first place.

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not allow himself to be picked up by another man

>Caring about f*moids

soccer is not a real sport

kill yourself and be born again without being a manlet

Cute!

Based. Fuck manlets.

>mfw 6,2
outta my way manlet

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this is a scenario where [Glass Him] is the correct response.

pick me up daddy i'm 5'10"

I will let him fuck my tranny gf desu, desu

How do you win that scenario? seems imbalanced as fuck

I wouldnt have let move me lol
Like, I push him back before that

It's assault you retard. Good luck telling the cops it was just a prank bro

They both look hammered. But I remember the source of this claimed that the bartender refused service to the big guy

Fucking based
Fuck lankies

>you would be called aggressive for punching someone that has literally committed assault against you

>not letting him pick you up then mating press you in the bathroom
bunch of faggots ITT

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Good luck telling the cops that a dude just assaulted you by taking your place at a bar, pussy.

yeah, it looks like.... I bet they are the seething incels.

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he could've recoiled his head back on "accident," it's only a checkmate if you play yourself.

>Both of them will get avoided by most females after that display
Then these guys will have gay sex afterward. The guy with a large dick will be a top.

this or
you really only have two options if this happens to you

It's on video you fucking retard. If someone shows me a video of you assaulting them and says they want to press charges then I have to arrest you.
Retard.

Be 6+' tall.

>tfw 5'3" male

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Holy shit manlet rage is real

Maybe he would be a power bottom

>OY! BARTENDER SAN. TWO SAKES !

>5"0
Not hard to pick me up, but I won't be nice about it.

>assault

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What the fuck?
Nigger, I'm 5'6 as well. Unless all you do is hang around with mexicans, chinese, or women all day; you're getting towered over endlessly. You're just delusional

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I am 6' and I am short.

Yeah, assault can be an attempt as well. Technically it is battery.
>What do you mean my idea of what a crime is has no bearing on the law?

that's rude

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>less than 20% of males are higher than 6
>subhuman rejects from Yea Forums are trying to convince others in these threads that it's them

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Mentally ill manlet. What a pitiful existence

cope

As soon as he felt that he getting lifted up, start throwing elbows

>What do you mean my idea of what a crime is has no bearing on the law?

link to that source. Name that event?

nobody below 6' is actually male tho. Theyre failed femoids

It's neither assault nor "battery". Better stop using words you clearly don't know the meaning of.

I bet all these bitches are 5-foot nothing. Just fucking contributing to creating manlets

You just outed yourself as never going out at all. I bet you also believe that there's no unpunished crime where you live. A cop would tell you to let it go, and stop being a pussy.

>my idea
Yeah, your "idea"! of what a crime is doesn't make it a law, no matter how much you wish for it.

It literally is, though. Do you think you have to strike someone in anger for it to be battery or something?

I'm almost 194cm tall and I'd trade it in a heartbeat for average height and decent looks + social skill

there's nothing about being tall that inherently makes you an alpha male, it's just some extra masculinity points if you're already handsome and charismatic

>hes below 5 feet and considers himself a man

just kill yourself to make the gene pool better

It's not an idea, it's the legal definition you fucking retard. You can't lay hands on someone, period.
A police officer could encourage you to let it go, but if the victim wants to press charges, then I don't have a choice.

This.

I mean this is the right move. If he did that to a woman they'd be calling the cops. Refusing service is the least they could do without escalating it to another level

*hes below 6 feet and considers himself a man
ftfy

No, it isn't. But keep believing it if you want to. Sooner or later you'll learn the difference.

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mark him with piss

Wait, are there white males that aren't at least 6 ft?

>Definition
>1. In criminal law, this is a physical act that results in harmful or offensive contact with another person without that person's consent.

it's literally the legal definition of assault, read a book sometime brainlet

Unironic 5'9 downie confirmed

>1.90
>but dick only 15cm
Just end it

Break a bottle over his head and continue ordering drinks like nothing happened.

>they think OPs webm is really assault
Holy keks, manlets really live in their own dream world.

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>What do you mean my idea of what a crime is has no bearing on the law?

Faggot

>out of proportion
big yikes. What about girth? if it is a pencil, well, shit happened.

It isn't, but what ever you say little one. Don't forget to start crying once the police starts laughing at your retarded ass because you called them for somebody touching you.

big dicks being desirable is a meme, the vast majority of women would find it painful if a dick was hitting their cervix

I cannot for the life of me find this thing's name.

I'll take that as your concession

Kek sure, show that to the honorable police officer when a dude touches you and you go telling that you were assaulted. Are you a little girl? 'Cause if not, you will get laughed at.

It doesn't matter what you or I believe, the law considers it assault.

thanks for this webm

>Definition
>1. In criminal law, this is a physical act that results in harmful or offensive contact with another person without that person's consent.

he's on one of the dollar bills

The part with your idea not being the legal definition of it, doesn't penetrate that manlet skull of yours, eh? I even posted it right in the thread, but whatever. Thanks for the laughs, retard.

Post contact qt

>Wait, can't you wait in the line like any normal person? What are you, a little girl?

The big dick is important in the gay community because it will stimulate the prostate better than the tiny dick.

What shithole do you live in where law enforcement aren't forced to arrest someone when presented with video evidence of battery along with a request to press charges?

It seems like he did it for the camera, I bet his bro challenged him or something

>harmful or offensive contact
I don't think they meant emotionally, user, but I'd be funny if you'd have an example of a real arrest based on this.

>he genuinely thinks this applies to it
Keep going, the manlets rage supposedly has no bounds.

Yeah I know, but who is it.

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How much do you weigh are you fat?

No it's pretty decent. I have a big ass hand (volleyball player) and I can't wrap my hand around it (without using the thumb of course)
But yeah it looks mega tiny compared to the rest of the body (100kg)
I just look for tiny women but still, this is the kind of shit that makes me depressed

I'll never understand people who are 5'6 or above that complain about being short, especially those who talk about wanting to get leg lengthening surgery to become taller.

I'm 5'3, I should be the one thinking about getting leg lengthening surgery, not you.

This will be the third time I've posted the definition, take care to read it this time
>Definition
>1. In criminal law, this is a physical act that results in harmful or offensive contact with another person without that person's consent.
You can't touch someone without their consent. It's battery.

>still thinks this is battery or assault
>despite posting the legal definition of it that clearly shows that it isn't

there's a clip somewhere of a dude picking up a manlet police officer from behind like in OP's webm and his ass gets arrested immediately since it's, you know, ASSAULT aka forceful physical contact

franklin

c'mon

I live in a place where laws are applied but also where men are expected to not be pussies like you.
>evidence of battery
Kek i would love to see you crying and showing that video to the police

I'm not use to burger measurements, so I am 153cms tall and weigh 46kg
It's a meme, it's not worth it user.

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>not being over 200 feet tall

fucking manlets

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What is it with britbongs and the fear of touching someone else?

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I've posted the definition three times. You can't touch someone without their consent. It's battery.
>waaaah I can't do whatever I want
I would do it just to see your smug face turn to tears when you find out you're being arrested.

>"Nah, this little faggot is."
>points down to you

>100kg
>1.90
Are you fat?

Pants him and run away. If he wants to be cheeky about it, turn it right back on him.

Tiny women are the best. I'm sorry but it had to be done so you could truly see.

If you don't understand the difference between the clip in this thread, and gravbing a police officer, then you're not just a crybaby, you're also an idiot.

Thanks for agreeing with me the guy who posted it before, not you you lying little shithead. Now get your head out of your ass and read very carefully what you just copied from me to realize that it isn't assault or battery or whatever else you imagine it to be. Tough I doubt by now your miniature head has the necessary capacity for it.

>Forcibly laying hands on someone and forcibly moving them against their will isn't assault
Yeah ok.

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I'm not in britbongistan

>how to spot the dicklet

Kek, sure pussy.

10kg fat. Mostly my legs but also a big ass rib cage. Can't wear a shirt without looking like a fucking tent

those guys seem a little old to be playing soccer, arent sports basically mostly played by young people except a couple exceptions when guys in their 40s cant be beat by people 20 years younger than them?

Your own shit contradicts yourself. Hell, you really don't understand what battery or assault really is. But don't stop now, having retards like you trying to justify themselves always brings a smile to me.

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lmao I posted it three times you lying spaz
>Now get your head out of your ass and read very carefully what you just copied from me to realize that it isn't assault or battery
>1. In criminal law, this is a physical act that results in harmful or offensive contact with another person without that person's consent.
>results in harmful or offensive contact with another person without that person's consent
>offensive contact
>without that person's consent

>manlets screech about getting manhandled and saying they would press charges
It's a fucking joke you autists, calm down. This is why you little guys never get invited to parties

>moving children around is assault
maybe if that was an adult man

there's literally no difference you mouthbreathing retard

>he still does one about it
>despite the legal definition of it clearly disagreeing with him

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Is 5'8 short for a woman? Curious to know Yea Forums's thoughts

>looks into the camera to make sure it's being filmed

pathetic

Shut the fuck up Yea Forumstard

I'll take that as a concession that you were wrong. Be careful not to accidentally commit any crimes out there, user.
I hope this is weak bait, because the alternative is that you are illiterate.

>thought this was an ikumi thread
Bunch of fucking faggots

>how to spot the virgin

just fucking push him out of the way and assert your dominance,don't act like a puss regardless of your size.If you act like a bitch you'll get treated like one

Every girl i've beeb with has told me that they like that my dick is fat. I don't know about length, I am normal, but thickness isn't a meme.

Honest question. What are you even doing here? Youre 6 feet tall and youre spending your time here instead of slaying pussy?
Just how many layers of irony are you on?

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>manlet still lies about him posting it
Not even surprised, you really are too stupid to simply read to what I responded with it to see that you're in the wrong. Let alone that your reading comprehension is simply non-existent as you've now have shown.

No one said that initially, this whole thing started because a couple faggots are trying to insist that it isn't illegal.

I come here from /out/ to shitpost lol

My gf is 5'6 too so you're bitch height.

Lol you sound like a pussy

>I-I-I don't understand it
>better call it bait to not appear too dumb
Don't worry, you made sure to show off how dumb you really are already.

Sounds like you're saying the thoughts of the manlet.

>jokes are illegal
based discord tranny

>I have gotten an assault charge for just putting my hand on someones shoulder
You people really underestimate how easy it it is to press assault changes

This is just getting sad

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>6'2
>tall

Instantly elbow the guy in the face and when the cops show up just explain the guy suddenly picked you up and you had no idea what the fuck was going on.

were you found guilty of assault though?

Fucking autism

Lol you sound like you were proven incorrect
I think you're the last one still trying to insist that it isn't a crime.
Why don't you go out and just pick people up without their consent all day and see what happens.

no prob user

be taller

Yes

There's no such thing as an Alpha you moron. There are only winners and losers and it's decided at birth.

>it was just a prank, officer!

>7'2
>Considerd semi short

You idiots they were already filming because this is staged

That manlet has a sense of humor about his height unlike you insecure chodes

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>There's no such thing as an Alpha you moron. There are only winners and losers and it's decided at birth.

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>moving someone away is now the same as touching everyone you see
manlets really never fail to amaze me.

>tfw I will never ever be as good a person as that dog

I don't see what that has to do with people arguing about picking someone up without their consent being illegal

I mean you can get sentenced for assault even when no physical contact occurred

>mfw 6'6''
scoot over midget

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Tell that to Floyd Mayweather. Undefeated champ in a very physical demanding sport, taking down anyone, be it young or old.
Experience does have its own weight.

Tall

You're all retarded. It wasn't assault but a couple of anons nailed it so far; Just start throwing elbows. The dominance of that move is entirely dependent on the short guy just allowing himself to be picked up. If he starts resisting than all of a sudden the guy behind him isn't picking him up, he's getting elbows because he grabbed a guy by the waist. The immediate counter is to to accuse him of grabbing your ass and then its him being the center of attention.

Don't freeze up. I'm a short guy who's been in similar situations and it all hinges on not freezing up.

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>maybe if I call him a manlet again people will think I'm right
You can't touch people without their consent. It's battery.

>implying the cameraman isn't a friend of chad who said "watch this"
he looks directly at who's filming after he does it

>taking down
lmao

While it depends on where you live, I think it's considered tall in most places

Indeed. In many places assault can be just an attempt, while battery involves contact

God I want to fuck a clown

you can get charged with assault for doing much less than the guy with the webm
people are just being retarded with their "dude just don't be a pussy, the law doesn't apply lmao"

hey I am just wondering all this short tall threshold change depending on geolocation right.

why not?

In reality, yeah, on the internet, no.

crying about being assaulted just because you got mogged hard is still pathetic tho, lets not forget about that.

Try not being a manlet next time

>manlets in this thread are the same posters calling you a "discord tranny"

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I'd just hit him. I'd rather be known as an aggressive douchebag or 'that guy who started a fight at the bar and got the shit beat out of him' than a pussy that lets dudes pick him up and move him around.

What does that have to do with people trying to say that it wasn't illegal?
The appropriate response to what he did is a completely different question

Yes but this isnt a fight over laws, its a fight over honor. This honestly is some medieval shit here, the smaller guy needs to assert his fucking personal sovereignty not to be interdicted by some other mans presence. Shit like this is an immediate fight. Short guy fucked up by not attacking him.

If you were in Japan, you'd be a giantess

>27 KOs out of 50 of his perfect boxing career.
>Last one, against McGregor, then 29 years old.
>Canelo's defeat against Money was when he was 23 years old. Money practically toyed with him and didn't KO him out of consideration.
Yes, retard.

That's ironic, because the only person in this thread that called anyone a discord tranny was this delusional lanklet

>didn't KO him out of consideration
LMAO

5'11 manlet here, you are a little baby.

where are my 5 4 niggas at

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Unleash primal rage

>gets kneecap kicked in by 200lb 5'8 manlet

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>Being this deluded
Consider suicide

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He didn't KO, McGregor, what the fuck are you talking about
Do boxing fans have some retarded definition of what a knockout is?

I don't think I'd ever invite a random homeless person to spend the night at my place like that dog did.

>dude just be a man and suck it up lmao
this is precisely the type of attitude that leads to the shitshow we have today

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>he thinks assault is explicitly hitting someone

>All the faggots in this thread thinking there is nothing he could do because of his height
This isn't even about height, it's about being a man. If some asshole tries to pull this shit on you the correct move is to elbow him. Being an agressive manlet is better than being a beta faggot.

if a situation like that causes a suicide maybe he already had no hope

This is a contact sport, not blood sport. The guy was stumbling like an idiot. Let the fight go on, and you're begging for brain trauma.

manlet rage can indeed be a fierce thing

This
Tall men belong with tall girls.

>counting manlet suicides in the male total
uhhh....

>This is a contact sport, not blood sport.
So is MMA. They still manage to have a proper definition of what a knockout is.

>mfw 6'4"

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I was referring to the general social attitude that men should act a certain 'masculine' way as if we were some tribal animals, this is the kind of crap that leads to the gynocentric society we have today

>I was referring to the general social attitude that men should act a certain 'masculine' way as if we were some tribal animals
You paste that right out of your facebook male feminist group

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Blessed webm

there's literally nothing feminist about what I said you utter fucking mongoloid
the fact that females get preferential treatment in many facets of social life (including the law) is a direct consequence of enforcing rigid gender norms and behaviours

Fine, 23 TKO and 4 KO. Most of them showing that Money could take on younger, older, and same age combatants just as well as he was capable of getting UDs.

>aggressive fag
is this an insult?

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In more simpler times that would happen. Manlets were able to do things to make up for their inadequacy like murder Chad Thundercock in his sleep or backstab him/poison his drink.

Now Chad Thundercock is pretty much untouchable. It's not illegal for him to impose his dominance and will wherever he goes but it certainly is illegal to do anything about it.

>It's not illegal for him to impose his dominance and will wherever he goes
It is, though

Chad can fuck your wife and break your family and if you smash his face with a bat you get to go to prison and get assraped by prison Chad.

why dont manlets fight back?

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No, thats a result of actual gender differences. The majority of problems stem from trying to deny gender differences at a superficial level while they remain

>TFW 6'2 in a country where that's tall af
>never have a complex or anything
>go to america
>see 6'5+ people
>feel short

man I wish I only had like 2 or 3 more inches.

im not a manlet or a chad, im a fucking inbetween which is worse.

It's not Nakamuras game retard, she's just the creative director
But it's kind of sad I am more hype for ghostwire, a game we know nothing about than for cyberpunk.

why is this thread still on?

Chad can intervene while you're flirting with a girl and steal her (there are even video examples of this) and if you stab him in the mouth you get to go to prison and get raped by prison Chad.

the jannies have better things to do, like snipe video game threads.

It's a meme user. It's actually harmful for tall people because you're associating being tall with being a chad, a fatal error. Now you're 6 foot but in your head you're short because of the retarded expectations you set for yourself.

>murdering someone because they take attention away from you

>h-ha thats okay Man you can fuck her and all those other girls I'll just go home and masturbate

biological gender differences mattered back when humans had to rely extensively on men and their physical prowess to survive, they have no reflection on the modern world aside from certain niche fields that require physical strength
do elaborate on how men accounting for 80% of suicides is just a result of natural result on gender differences, and how it would be fixed if we just embraced our natural gender roles in society

not be a manlet

>unironically letting someone project dominance over you

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Reminder that consistent discussion of a video game like Risk of Rain 2 and Lobotomy Corporation has to go to /vg/.

t. Mod and Jannie

>I can only solve my issues with murder
I wonder why you didn't shoot up your school

I think it's a joke, since it was filmed and all.

Why would he be buying a game at a bar you fucking dumbass.

>P-please Chad I was hitting on this girl can you find some other girls to dick down

awww thats cute

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you got aroused typing this didn't you?

how about just go to another place or hit another girl, jesus
its just a random girl, probably a thot too, who cares?

>H-hey Chad can you please not fuck my Wife

t.

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I still tower over you faggots LMFAO

the optimal height, based 6'6'' chad

>this bait
people get charged assault and battery for shoving someone on the street, or spitting on them, or closing a door on them and they stub their toe

>2009

Both are already dead now.

>h-ha thats cool Chad you can have these girls I'll go somewhere else

>tfw 5'8
>want to work out and get into martial arts because I always loved those kind of movies and manga
>will never look as good as someone taller would
I can still look as great as Bruce Lee if I put some real effort so it's still cool.

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Somebody just post giantess porn already

>killing someone over a girl
rofl cuck

6'3 is THE perfect height, prove me wrong

>they have no reflection on the modern world
wrong
>how is men's suicide rate tied to natural gender differences
simple, lots of guys want to fulfill the breadwinner white picket fence fantasy but society has shifted away from a traditional system leaving those men lost. They want to be traditional men but there is an ever shrinking place in society for that

are you a girl or a skeleton?

i'm 192cm and i weigh 85kg

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"accidentally" elbow him in the nose while he picks you up then apologize that it was just reflexes.

>getting into fights over holes you just met
I bet you paint a mental picture in your head of a life you'd have with every girl who ever gave you eye contact too

>5'11
>Move to burbs
>Change doctors
>Bitch nurse: "Yep, 5'10 and 1/2"
>Every time

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>inches and feets
fuck americans

wow, thats really fucking hot in a weird way

It's either that or be a submissive little bitch who got put in his place by Chad.

I know which one you'd pick.

>people using cuck as the new fag or whatever
seriously fucking stupid, i get triggered by a fucking word being used improperly than all the bait in this thread

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hmm maybe that's because being a 'traditional man' is a fucking meme with no basis in biology, and pursuing that ideal is inherently harmful?

That's weight is about right for my size, I am a very tony person.