I'm leaving my buddy here, Yea Forums, please watch him for me.
I'm leaving my buddy here, Yea Forums, please watch him for me
SHIT, LOOK OUT!
*triple flying kicks him in the head while spinning sround, using a flame blast tornado ninjitsu only learned my a true master in the hills by the name of balish. grabbing him by the throat*
back the fuck off?!?!?!?!
i'll just give him a little tickle ;)
Do newfags even know about this?
why did he bleed blood flakes.
*spams missiles until browser freezes*
Why don't you?
He a good boi
Where did he get the money?
*spawns a radio ball*
Strawberry clock best skin
>throw a few baseballs for Buddy to catch
>switch to a grenade
>All flash game will die soon when flash die
this was peak boomer
I'm a '97 zoomer and I played the shit out of this game as a kid.
Armor Games > Miniclip
>Armor Games
A lot of good games on there, like the exit path games or the elephant ones.
Why why why why my life
Moore had it coming damn useless fat fuck
Who remember CrazyMonkeyGames
>napoleon dynamite skin
>the unique voice clips for weapons
Kino
Addicting Games was where it's at.
this
>implying we will somehow loose all flash binaries
its okay the silencer is gonna reduce the damage
*sets your buddy on fire*
>tfw he starts shaking and cowering in the corner and you realize what a monster you've become
I wish I was able to get off to porn these days as easily as I could to those old Meet 'n Fuck games when I was 12.
1. Stop fapping and stop looking at porn
2. Frequent places where females linger (gym, workplace, campus)
You'll see how in a week or two you become so horny and frustrated 24/7 that you'll cum to some paleolithic fertility statuette.
He catches a grenade pretty well.
>he's actually a prostitute that does anything for money
>you treat him so nicely he gives you his abuse money
I'm a degenerate and still can get off to meet 'n fuck games
some things never change I guess
>mfw mnf torrents never get updates
I could still get off to them, it would just take longer and be less satisfying overall than if I just go straight for something more extreme.