For the past 5 years I've never been woken up by an alarm clock, my health is better...

For the past 5 years I've never been woken up by an alarm clock, my health is better, I've played more video games than ever before and most of all: my time has been spent enjoying things and never wasted.

Why haven't you swallowed the neet pill? You can actually enjoy life and enjoy playing vidya again.

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>tfw go to restaurants whenever I please and watch wagecucks get yelled at by entitled customers

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Based pepe condemning slavery and then bitching about niggers in the same list.

I wonder how neets cope with the crippling anxiety of failure. Even if they say they're having "fun" or we're wage-cucks like.. do you know I can just buy anything want? Can you? Not likely. Living on a stipend, hopefully.. because ifyou live with your parents then lol I can't wait until you're homeless

The kind of person with a mindset like this would not be able to see or understand the irony.

How does one become a successful meet?

>I've never been woken up by an alarm clock
I'd recommend getting a light alarm. Mine is a pretty basic system of just an internet connected bulb and a timer that slowly raises the light intensity to max, but it's so much better than waking up to real sunlight or to any other kind of alarm.

It's really just something I use to make sure I don't accidentally sleep in too much, but generally I get a nice solid 8 hours of sleep a night, something wagies can only dream of.

Have soft parents who will do anything you say.

aka be a sociopathic monster to your own family

Fuck off reddit nazi frog poster

>Can you? Not likely.
Yeah, I can. Because the kind of stuff I want isn't very expensive, buying a few new consoles every 5 years or so barely makes a dent in my savings.

Keep spending your money on novelties to distract yourself from the fact you're wasting your life earning money to waste on novelties, though. That's a healthy system!

>Why haven't you swallowed the neet pill? You can actually enjoy life and enjoy playing vidya again.
fucking lol

NEETs don't enjoy video games. Being a NEET means that you're going to come to this place and shitpost for 14 hours a day.

you cant truly enjoy neet life until you understand the perils of wagecuck existence

90% of wagecucks can barely afford a living
you also need to add the cost of booze on weekends to drink away the pain of giving 40+ hours a week to Mr Goldstein
so in the end you can't afford shit and have to take out loans to go on holidays with your roastie wife and convince yourself this is living lol

Failure of what? I'm not afraid to lose something, I spend my money wisely but I've done some bad purchases, some good ones. And no, you can't buy anything you want, you're limited by your pathetic fucking paycheck, just like the rest of us, unless you're a big bad CEO, but then you're not a wagecuck anyway.

>so in the end you can't afford shit and have to take out loans to go on holidays with your roastie wife and convince yourself this is living lol
Sounds better than being a virgin and being on this shithole website all day.

You sound pretty delusional, or you’ve grown up among too many poor people

I spent most of my day today playing games in Japanese, a language I mastered simply because I have 16 hours a day of freedom, unlike you.

>Neet
>Money
???

How do I transcend to neet-dom? I'm tired of working this dumb food service job

>come to this place and shitpost for 14 hours a day.
based my record was 20 hours.

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That sounds pretty pathetic though, not really an accomplishment at all.

Rich people are not wagecucks, so you're not going to make an argument here. Wagecucks are 8 to 8 walmart or office cubicle workers that think they're important because they can make a living scraping the bottom of the barrel. Neetdom is infinitely superior to those things.

nice blog faggot

wtf you people are parasites

I'm not jealous of you finally getting to play that shitty PC98 porn game, user.

>you can't make money unless you work under someone who has a bigger paycheck than you do
And that's why you're working in walmart

>failure
You got memed my friend, especially since you have to consistently assure yourself neets only pretend to be having fun. On the other hand I know full well that some people consider the pay for their time and labor to be a completely reasonable deal, maybe they even like the work they do. No beef with that, but it is not the case for me and I will not subject myself to something like that when I have greater alternatives.

I don't get it. Don't you need to be legit retarded or have some kind of disease to be a NEET? To get neetbux I mean. Unless being a NEET supported by parents forevermore counts too?

move back in with your parents and get on benefits

Imagine thinking that living with your parents is superior to having a job and your own place.

>Why haven't you swallowed the neet pill? You can actually enjoy life and enjoy playing vidya again.

If everyone "swallowed the neet pill" nothing would ever get done.

>learning a language as complicated as Japanese is not an accomplishment
Is this your brain on wagecuckery? A sense of values so skewed that unless it serves to make someone else richer, it's not worthwhile?

not lying i'm a bit jealous PC-98 game are soulfull

imagine thinking you owe something to people who treat you like dirt all your life

>I wonder how neets cope with the crippling anxiety of failure.
I dont. i dont fear failure, why would i ?
>do you know I can just buy anything want? Can you?
Yes, im getting about the same amount of money a mc donalds worker does for doing nothing.

NEETdom means you're not in education or employment. Congrats, your furporn that's keeping you alive is a job.

Fair, but school provides a similar restriction of freedom even though you still have childhood innocence and the work isn't that intensive. It is still an astronomical relief to wake up on a monday and to realize you are free.

I agree it's superior but how come NEETs mostly die young and via suicide then?

one day you will wake up filled with regret

>being a neet means you live with your own parents
Keep digging that hole. There won't be a reward at the bottom though, just more pain.

All you need is something qualifies as a physical disability to collect a social security check.

>tfw NEET and actually enjoy playing video games (that I pirated)

What's that wagie ? Too tired to play games after work ?

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They aren't soulful. You just like dithering and anime girls.

FUCK CAPITALISM

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who employed him smartass?

y-you're just jealous because of my game collection that I bought with my own hard-earned money (and have no time to play)

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seems to be a US problem.
1 year job experience and I earn 3200 USD after tax.

>HAHA I EARN 100.000K A YEAR

yea we get 14 paychecks (summer/winter gets payed double)

Also, 500€ for rent, water, electricity, gas in a 75m2 appartment, 300€ for food (eating out a lot) and 20€ for internet and phone. Pretty much leaves me with 2000€ a month that I can spent on shit I like

I need money. As a NEET I'd get 200 a month. That isn't enough.

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I really don’t see how people in the US can even be a neet. Getting disability benefits is really hard. Plus my parents are making me go to college and get a job. Being a NEET isn’t really an option for me.

>I am a loser
O-ok...?

Sure learning a language is good, but using that to play video games?
You could manifest that knowledge in many different ways. Join the Oriental Society for example, Get some connections

>completing my masters
>everyone started working last year of uni to get a head start and are not balancing masters and work.
>I started going to the gym and taking care of my health
>Everyone looks miserable, put on weight, is constantly stressed trying to balance masters and work
>Looked down on for taking care of health and school first and doing one thing at a time.

All that said, lost a lot of weight and I am pretty fit(normie standards, you can't do miracles in a year and a half) and school is going good. I'm pretty happy with myself, I just hope not starting early wont affect job prospects too badly.