>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out of his Collectathon comfort even when Rareware threw millions at him
> Only had one good game
>Main evented the lowest drawing Nintendo system of the '90s
>Main evented the second lowest drawing Xbos exclusive of the '00s
>Tanked the buyrate of Rare Replay so hard his remaster was cancelled
>Was barely ever in the AAA picture outside of the N64 because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 10th best member of Diddy Kong Racing
>Only the 9th best member of Banjo Pilot
>His gibberish speak was cringeworthy
>His ugly yellow pants was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEAR AND DA BIRD""""""""
>Shit taste in video games
>Shit gimmicks
>Failed at getting over with the Xbros crowd so badly he was reduced to a bonus costume in Minecraft which actually drew dimes
>Only significant achievement was being one of 12 N64 games that actually sold more than a million copies
>Is the video game equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 2005 game that Conker of all people had to take the spotlight off him
>spent the latter part of his career buried by superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was giving Playtonic enough leverage to swindle 2 Million dollars from sad millenial manchildren who can't grow up and let go of the past
Never the guy
based Yea Forumschad working the smashtetties into a shoot
just duck hunt reskinned
based
BASED
This post useless, he’s already in Stevie
BANJOETTY ETHERED
cringetty
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN SMASH BROTHER. THE MICROSOFT WORD ORDER IS GONNA RUN WILD ON YOU.
Mario Odyssey already proves you wrong since that game took cues from Banjo
Also Hat in Time is really good
>Stevie’s have to resort to shitposting wojaks after getting BTFO
Pathetic
geno will never get in
Source?
Make the bing-bing wahoo switch
Look at all that stock footage
Snoy didn't even try
Still sold more than Wii U
>PLAYSTATION All-Stars
>No Lara Croft, Abe, Spyro, or Crash
To this day I don't understand
All third parties and Activision demanded a ton of money for using characters they owned like Crash
Stevetty was raped in the summer of '19
holy fucking basedola
>cringetty
More like crINgetty
Absolutely desperate :^)
You talk like a nigger.
worked
More like Who U
Bait thread, op is a fag, end of discussion.
KWAB
Yea Forums hasn't been good since the time they invented the janny hot pockets meme.
kwab