Give me the microphone.
Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of all you ecelebs runnin' your twitter drama
Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn posts "Trump" this, "Incel" that.
Well guess what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take my mouse
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click on the reply button
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna call you a faggot
(WHAT?)
A speed run watching fairy
(WHAT?)
An autist
(WHAT?)
A twitch donating beta male
(WHAT?)
A no good fat son of a bitch
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna solve that captcha
(WHAT?)
The one with the fire hydrants
(WHAT?)
The one with the stoplights
(WHAT?)
The one with the crosswalks
(WHAT?)
The one with the cars
(WHAT?)
The one with the busses
(WHAT?)
The one with the STOREFRONTS
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click submit
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gonna click submit
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna shitpost your feed
(WHAT?)
Send all you cringey sons of bitches home
(WHAT?)
I said I'll send you back
(WHAT?)
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
(WHAT?)
CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO
Give me the microphone
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Wonder if the rumors about him joining AEW in some capacity outside of wrestling are actually true or just wishful thinking from nerds wanting a good person for J.R. to play off on on commentary.
>AEWtists
it's missing a line for the captcha with the bicycles
*glass breaks*
Stone Cold Steve Austin is a national treasure.
Any game that let me fuck myself?
best thread in Yea Forums atm
Too based for this shithole of a site.
UTTERLY BASED
What?
SEND EM TO HELL! SEND EM TO HELL!
One Finger Death Punch
baste
This is copy pasta. At least make an original Stone Cold post.
SAVE US AUSTIN
Basado
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Yea Forums is going over, brother. Give us the strap.
>WWtarps
Grow a chin.
Best thread on Yea Forums right now
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Is she Inoki's daughter?
fucking hell
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Mmmm a good year for wrestling and vidya
Fuck off, this pasta would’ve been lost to time
What's the All Japan of video games?
I think
BASED
This was funny the first time it was posted forever ago you unoriginal son of a bitch.
worked
>What's the All Japan of video games?
This youtube.com
burn in hell, all of you.
DON'T KILL THIS FANTASTIC PASTA FOR SOME YOUS, user
*ahem*
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JANNIES TOO
>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out of his Collectathon comfort even when Rareware threw millions at him
> Only had one good game
>Main evented the lowest drawing Nintendo system of the '90s
>Main evented the second lowest drawing Xbos exclusive of the '00s
>Tanked the buyrate of Rare Replay so hard his remaster was cancelled
>Was barely ever in the AAA picture outside of the N64 because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 10th best member of Diddy Kong Racing
>Only the 9th best member of Banjo Pilot
>His gibberish speak was cringeworthy
>His ugly yellow pants was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEAR AND DA BIRD""""""""
>Shit taste in video games
>Shit gimmicks
>Failed at getting over with the Xbros crowd so badly he was reduced to a bonus costume in Minecraft which actually drew dimes
>Only significant achievement was being one of 12 N64 games that actually sold more than a million copies
>Is the video game equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 2005 game that Conker of all people had to take the spotlight off him
>spent the latter part of his career buried by superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was giving Playtonic enough leverage to swindle 2 Million dollars from sad millenial manchildren who can't grow up and let go of the past
Based asp
MMMM don't wanna mess with OP
BASED AS BASED SO BASED
Based stone cold stomping mudholes and walking em dry
IT'S NOT FAIR Yea ForumsROS
WHEN WILL Yea Forums STOP SAVING OUR BOARD WITH THEIR MEMES?
Very nice
THE THING IS, NINTENDO...
IN THIS INDUSTRY
Stone cold was the coolest wrestler of all time
Stone Cold is a tranny-enabling prima donna who got Roddy Piper fired over a guest doing an impression.
I live in a small town thats a suburb of a pretty big city. One year wwf came to the bigger city and the thing was that vince mcmahon was "in the hospital" for the show, and when they came to town they used our small town hospital to film a thing where stone cold dressed up as a doctor and whooped mcmahon's ass while he was in the hospital bed. My mom was working there at the time and she got pictures with stone cold and vince mcmahon. She said stone cold was nice but vince was kind of a dick.
THE FACT IS
Jesus that would be something to behold.
>mcmahon was a dick
Yeah thats the general consensus
Based and brokenglasspilled
youtu.be
This one?
LASTNIGHT ... AT NO WAY OUT™ ...
Go back to Afghanistan anglo
kek
Yep. I never knew it was online. Neat.
>post this a few times in etika threads yesterday trying to derail them
>wake up today to see it being posted as threads
Nice, fuck ecelebs. I posted the final draft in a discord that I save shitposts and pasta in. I also wrote the “virgy” pasta if you’ve read that.
>wrestling
Yikes...
>discord
You are worse.
>Yea Forums
Why so based?
bringe
OH NONONO KWAB
Yeah, nice NPC response. I’m the only person in it and I use it like a notepad. Try to think for yourself.
>discord faggot calling anyone an npc
Thats rich
have sex
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