What are some good games set in France? Bonus points if it shows France in a positive light

What are some good games set in France? Bonus points if it shows France in a positive light.

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Pikmin 3

valiant hearts
rythmn thief
broken sword: the shadow of the templars
sakura wars 3

You French frère ?
also, AC unity.

oh yeah also, The saboteur

>surrender monkey shithole
>positive light

The recent one with the plague?

t. doesn't know french history.

Asterix & Obelix XXL 2: Mission: Las Vegum

Onimusha 3 weirdly enough

Serious Sam 4

Farcry 2
Insurgency

>"but it's set in Irak or some shit."
>"Oh.... yeah alright fair enough"

>France in a positive light.
is such a thing even possible?

Surrendered in to krauts two world wars, nothing else matters.

t. thinks he knows French history

t. learned french history from 500BC to now because i actually went to school.

Wow you REALLY don't know anything about history.

Based

>surrender monkeys who love eating frogs and snails
>positive light

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Don't need to, it's a worthless country with worthless history. Good thing Mexico kicked them out or we'd also have their worthless language on our border.

>reeeee france
anglokikes eternally seething

Then perhaps you can all type us an essay on the embarrassment that was the fall and surrender of France and the collapse of its colonial empire. Also,
>he thinks going to school is worth bragging about
>he thinks that's some sort of rare accomplishment on here

>Good thing Mexico kicked them out or we'd also have their worthless language on our border.
everytime I think amerimutts can't possibly get more retarded they find new ways to surprise me

google quebec you mouthbreathing mongoloid

Les americlebs ont tellement eu mal au cul qu'ils ont renommé leurs frites. Honhonhon

You're behaving like child.

Aquitaine best, fuck Poitou-Charentes and Limousin
Long live Gascony

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First of all, Colonial empire failed because the king was retarded and just wanted to piss off anglokikes as usual, we lost our empire because of you amerimutt. and you would be Anglos if it wasn't for us. ungrateful pieces of shit.

Based

I don't understand but I assume you insulted me

Fuck you frenchie

>he thinks going to school is worth bragging about
well at least he did.

They actually speak Mandarin in Queuebeck.

Not him but that's what you get for oppressing my huguenot ancestors

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>Bonus points if it shows France in a positive light.

fiction games then...

basé, on peut pas espérer qu'ils soient un minimum intelligent de toute facon

Everybody loves it when the golden boy fucks up and fails spectacularly. No matter how many rings the Patriots get, people will always say, "18-1".

Also, France's last 200 years have been a massive disaster with the government collapsing or being overthrown around 10 times. For some reason the French just decided to stop fucking around 1800. At that date Britain had a population of 11 million and France 27 million. Britain's population leveled with France while Britain was making massive colonization efforts in Canada, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, etc.

>French
niggers

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Guys, guys.

Video games.

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that's what 's funny with these goblinos, they hate us while we've only helped them but they fellate britbongs and jews who're constantly shitting on them, they're literal battered wives

truly the anglo blood is cursed

>people still pretend global warming isn't a thing

this.

can you imagine being born french?

being forced to speak french, which is the most homosexual sounding language in the world, no one takes you seriously or cares about you, being forced to be a whiney little bitch everywhere and get angry like a toddler every time someone speaks english instead of french...

going into online games and spam "fr?" in hopes of finding another one of you because you either refuse or can't speak english like the rest of the world because of your frustration of being the biggest nobodies in the history of the world...

no one likes you france, go home and stay home. fucking faggettes

And its still surrendering to its German overlords today.

Je suis entièrement d'accord mais ils cassent les couilles aussi, l'OP demande juste un truc et des fdp viennent banter et te faire une leçon sur l'histoire de ton pays alors que les mutts ont littéralement une éducation qui en a rien a foutre de l'histoire de l'europe

French aren't even good allies

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Imagine reddit spacing and seeting over "nobodies"

>Bonus points if it shows France in a positive light

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Hearts of Iron 3

Pretty sure that's a br copypasta edited for France.

>imagine

>thinking

>that

>complaining

>about

>reddit

>spacing

>isn't

>just

>a

>way

>of

>dealing

>with

>having

>no

>arguments

what's with all the French hate? Is this about the 100 year war, still?

french are incredibly stupid and irrelevant yet they think they're important and try to force themselves into everything, everyone hates people like that.

Insecurities and ignorance as always.

>we hate french because of some meme wars
no one likes french, froganon

You just described amerimutts kek

It's just banter from 2003 that evolved from a time when America legitimately was angry with France for not wanting to blindly follow us into Iraq to find WMD. The French just take it way too seriously. Most folks I know like France and the French for being our second friend and first ally. Sorry but BFF spot goes to Morocco.

>reading all these butthurt mutts and brits while wearing my french football jersey with 2 stars on it
>Feels good man

Must be the French blood

Is Vampyr any good? I know it's set in England, but it's made by DontNod.

>french football jersey
wew

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>He's proud of his niggerball jersey
lol

>lewd women who like anal
>pretty westernized inside the cities
>all around laid back
>first country to recognize US
Yeah, Morroco's pretty brolike.

He's not talking about his NBA Jersey, cricketfag.

stay mad le belge.

They hate us cuz they ain't us

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>muh banter
banter is supposed to be funny you literal nigger, not regurgitating neocon propaganda

Humor is subjective.

Euro Truck Simulator 2 with the Vive la France DLC.

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>or we'd also have their worthless language on our border.
>language
>border
You already have their language my dude.

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Could you project your personal feelings harder? If that ain't the quintessential cope post I don't know what is.

except muricans actually are important either we like it or not, and they don't speak a language that sounds incredibly faggoty

>we'd also have their worthless language on our border.

Burger je...

except your women, sister and mom love when i whisper french in their ears.

well everyone hates amerimutts too

if france is so good why does japan have a suicide hotline for people who visit it?

Don't lump me in with all this dumb shit.

Saboteur. And yeah, French Resistance are the good guys.

I don't know user, spanish sounds pretty gay

You clearly never went to or even know about Morroco.
moroccoworldnews.com/2018/01/237792/teacher-acid-attack-ouarzazate/

They are savages. This is the third world.

i love how seething the frogs are in this thread, it amazes me how after all this time they still can't cope with being hated by literally everyone

It's honestly it's their own fault for thinking anime is fucking real or some shit.

Is Unity any good?

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I don't know man, the walls of the u.s. supreme court says otherwise

it's alright, Paris is very well done.

because Americans deal with being hated so well, right?

Imagine hating a country for not sucking jew cock as much as you

Heard it's bugged as all shit.

I said big cities you dumb nigger. If you stick to the middle-class/upper-middle parts of places like Casablanca, you're not any more at risk than you are in France (one could say that you are less at risk, ironically enough).

every post i make talking crap about the frenchies gets a (you), it's amazing, like throwing a grenade painted like an easter egg into a short bus.

>frog seething thread
good shit

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Based af

Main character is a Brit tho

strawpoll.com/wkwsw5fe

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French can't suck jewish cock as much as americans because they are already chowing on muslim cocks.

>didn't even get in the finals of the Nations League
kek, world cup winner curse will strike again in 3 years

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kek

Ah, must be why England has been avoiding being World champions for the past 53 years

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Irishman, not brit. There's a difference. He even shit talks the local british spy all the time.

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well, I really don't know about France but it seems they love soccer so much

Google knife attacks Tangier and have fun bursting your bubble you ignorant retard.

Internet rivalry LARPing faggotry. When i was abroad in the UK, Germany, Sweden and burgerland (NYC) i was received very positively. Those frowning-of-the-mouth fat sweaty cucks only exist behind their computer keyboard.

So, your average European city, then?

Jeanne D'arc is pretty good.

>Israel not n°1

You guys aren't even trying

>murrimutts shitting another thread with their lack of education again

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Wrong.jpg

More like american actually, the crime rates are similar.
But at least there are no mass shootings every couple of weeks.

>strawpoll.com/wkwsw5fe
I saw at least semi-relevant country and therefore never thought they'd be here

France won WW1.

wtf
stupid frog

ASS
BLASTED
FOREIGNERS

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what was the question ?

Is the Earth flat?

Modern France is fucking shit user. It's been shit for almost 200 years depending on how you view certain events.
Right now France is mistakes away from a civil war.

>He doesn't know
Google the image, the revelation is part of the fun.

I went to go grab that Varg video where he talks about what he likes about Americans, but his channel is fucking gone.

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dude, that's Spain lmao
France had Vietnam, some worthless parts of Africa and Syria.

The colonial empire fell because colonies are worthless when compared to European territory (unless they have oil).
Better sell a useless region to some rebels who are going to fight off European rivals and uqe the money to gain power in Europe than to try to educate natives how to build shit houses.

>France is mistakes away from a civil war.

Good, we frogs need to overthrow our corrupt gov

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actually in my field (finance), people tend to look up and suck up to the French

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_French_intervention_in_Mexico

Not exactly France but the Blood and Wine Witcher3 DLC is heavily inspired from there, and I liked how it portrayed the french countryside that you can still visit! it doesn't look as whimsical but it's actually pretty close in some areas. also there are WAY less mudslimes from what I've seen.

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I stand corrected then

Thuleanperspective is gone?

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hey don't fight
your both weebs

Might be true for americans tho
We can even talk of regression for them

Mexico has some interesting history.

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The House in Fata Morgana is partially set in France

>muslims
>in the countryside
bruh you need to stop browing /pol/ so much

Provence is cute, CUTE.

Yeah, just fucking gone. Google says it was deleted for racism

The French are known worldwide for speaking their mind, not being afraid of authority to do what they think is right.

While it leads to some level of constant infighting and civil unrest, it is still better than being servile and taking no initiative.

>Bonus points if it shows France in a positive light
As apposed to normal niggified France ?

the middle east is worthless? then why is the USA trying so hard to establish multiple footholds there?

The government is actually the best they ever got.
The problem is the people.

our Jewish masters told us to.

Yes, what I was saying.
I didn't want to /pol/bait but a common complain I hear on 4channeler when people visit Paris is that it's dirty and shock fucking full of arabs, and the people who say that aren't really wrong, and I can see how it could bother some. If you want to visit this country you should turn to rural areas in my opinion.

holy fuck is that a screenshot on the switch? i don't remember it looking that ugly

>American made game set in Europe always takes place in France or Britain

why are amerigoblins so fucking boring

USA loves oil
other than that it is worthless

It's the other way around, we let the Jews do their sham of a country in the region so as to take more control over the whole area.

Sometimes it's in Italy and if it's a ww2 game Germany. I mean, where else do you expect us to set a game? Nobody else fucking matters.

>He believes that
good goyim

>french cope thread

if you're born french just an hero already, stop lying to yourself, no one likes you, even you don't like you.

>french
>positive light
So historical revisionism is okay when we do it?

Paris has literally been the most touristic place on earth for decades. Of course it's packed full of foreigners, of course it's dirty, of course there are a shit ton of third world shits ready to make 500€ a day by pick pocketing tourists.

There were 40 fucking millions people visiting Paris in 2017, that's 110k new people every day. It fucking sucks.

Is this the best French game ever made?

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Spain has been more relevant than Italy for most of history for example,just change it up a bit like Kingdom Come: Deliverance

eu4

Portugal here, no one gives a shit about us but that's ok, we had our fun :)

and at least we aren't french

>A jew-loving ex-Rothschild banker who came literally out of nowhere and shilled to oblivion by the media, his politics are the worst taken by the left and the right, he's so megalomaniac he calls himself JVPITER, so hated an unprecedented opposition mouvement spontaneously appeared but he ignores it and goes full police state on it, he's also fucking an old granny which is his ex-professor from his teenage years
>Best government we ever had

Don't ever speak for myself again faggot

that is Swedish user

Do you guys have a weakness that I can exploit? There are a shitton of you fucks living just one state over and I don't like to deal with them.

If you're a Muslim and hate Western culture, yes.

Why doesn't Portugal take over Spain?

your sister probably likes me tho

>it is still better than being servile and taking no initiative.

This. Fuck bootlickers

>we let the Jews
>bibi netanyahu gets a standing ovation from congress
you're the biggest cucks in the history of the world

>and at least we aren't french
Like half or your country is here already Jose Alves de sousa pinto

Jews hate the west 100x more. In fact they hate everyone, including their burger golems

>and at least we aren't french
Considering how half your country lives in France to clean toilets I think you wish you were french actually

I wish my sister was a ouiaboo, but she's dating an IDF deserter and wants to learn Hebrew.

>Considering how half your country lives in France to clean toilets

Lame. Portuguese are bro tier

Never said the contrary

don't get me wrong, the only people i dislike more than the french is the portuguese emigrant.

bunch of religious right wing fanatics with the education and intellectual depth of a retarded mollusk.

if you guys kicked the portuguese emigrants out of your countries i'd applaud, but i'd be the one fucked in the end because they'd be our problem again from then on.

Not even close.
>Rayman
>Dead Cells
>Dishonored
>Dark Messiah
>Flashback
>Another World
>Alone in the dark
>Arc Fatalis
>Beyond Good and Evil
>Dofus
>Blood Bowl
>Trackmania

Plenty of French games are better than that meme HL2 mod.

>but i'd be the one fucked in the end because they'd be our problem again from then on
Let's make a deal, we keep them but you take the muslims

Napoleon Total War

Still whiter than USA.

Your "professional" army got kicked out from Spain by fucking peasants and farmers

It got kicked out because they were there to pacify not to genocide the retarded peasants who didn't know what was good for them

>Ireland v United States

What the fuck indeed

Call me when Paris can make itself smell like anything other than shit and rotten sewage without relying on Japanese tourists cleaning up after everyone. Literally the worst shithole in Europe.

Oh I can answer that question. I bet it has something to do with Paris syndrome.
When you visit Paris you feel like shit because it isn't as great as it's painted.

So are we going to talk about games set in France or are we going to let /pol/ win? It's your choice.

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>shit and rotten sewage
I've never been to paris. Is that how it smells like? Come to think of it, a lot of metropolitan and bustling cities smell like sewage and car exhaust fumes.

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