OH WHATS THAT ENJOYING VIDYA AT SUMMER

That are psychopats specially human bred

Who gives a shit about mosquitos, you aint gonna run out of blood. Unless you live in Africa or some shit there is nothing to worry about. Wear earplugs if the buzzing bothers you that much you fucking pansies.

Highly intelligent minds get bored easily. Doubly so for a species without functional limbs.

Used to date a girl who I would smack in the ass with one of these. To be young again.

This kills the wasp

Let's see how you gonna like the inside of a vacuum cleaner bitch

>cats are true neutral
wat

Those bites itch user

>sup brosef, ill guard your room if you let me live

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Moths are worse.

ya man I hate it when a horse comes flying through my window

Underwater rape caves

Thanks bud! Enjoy the bugs.

>Not having a screen over every window in your house
none of those fuckers are getting in if I can help it

> Ae. albopictus is an epidemiologically important vector for the transmission of many viral pathogens, including the yellow fever virus, dengue fever, and Chikungunya fever, as well as several filarial nematodes such as Dirofilaria immitis. Aedes albopictus is capable of hosting the Zika virus and is considered a potential vector for Zika transmission among humans.

Feeling lucky? Because i never do

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I get wasps in my room almost daily, 1 each day to be exact, I got bugspray and they die fast. Trick is to just relax and let them get caught behind the window covers and u spray their asses. What's the big deal?

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youtube.com/watch?v=iVqObIauPJA

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fucking cat tore my mosquito net trying to get in through the window
bought a new one but i'm just too lazy to put it up

The fuck kinda third world you live in without screens on your windows

>when spider-chan proceeds to repay you even further by giving you dozens of new spider friends

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NOOOOOO!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING WASPBROS!

Dolphins are chaotic evil vindictive cunts, wasps/hornets are just following their purpose so they're be lawful evil

after i killed a wasp a few days ago i watched people genociding them on youtube for an hour

look at this shit youtube.com/watch?v=6fHG-m6hY0k

they are friends of humans and you shouldnt fear us

I hope I will never encounter a hornet in my life.
>rapist dolphins
>lawful

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Don't mind be, just posting eldritch abominations that more likely than not live in your house and can potentially appear at any moment on the wall behind your monitor, or drop down on you from the ceiling while you're asleep.
Insects completely fucking wiped from the face of the Earth when?

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So close to our glorious land based civilization!? What should we do fellow humans? I say we swim out to our nearest cave and slap them with our land fin thingys.

They wake you up when you're having a comfy dream.

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Why are these fuckers so fast?

one of these fuckers crawled across my foot when I was playing vidya and I fucking jumped off as fast as I could.

Its fine man if those bugs were so bad no one would live where they come from. Just let em have a little bite it'll be cool man.

You never heard of horseflies?

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>Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=XTUFdPJeukY

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And people say that America is not a third world country when they are infested with shit like this.

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QUICKLY! GO WARN THE DRIVER OF THAT CAR BEFORE THE LIGHT CHANGES!

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I don't mind bees, they are bros however they are disappearing...

fuck off, we are not this bad

Jesus it just keeps going.

Those fucker are literally proof that Satan exist.

>asian tiger mosquito
>""just some blood""
I can tell you never catched a tropical disease.

tfw no wasp girl gf

Wasps are barely a problem, they are easy to deal with.

These are the fuckers you should be scared of they hurt like hell and are big as fuck. Living in the countryside it's hell having to deal with these.

>Its fine man if those bugs were so bad no one would live where they come from.

Good new : Those little shit's origins are in third world shitholes.
Bad new : they are spreading themselves everywhere.

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>clearing weeds around side of house i never go to
>look at window i never use
>it's has 4 small yellow jacket hives in the corners
>NOPE
can one of you guys come over and get them with a stick or something

This! THIS!! I heard from a reliable source that dolphins hate it when humans are naked! If a dolphin approaches you try being naked. we hate it! Then the stupid dolphin will swim away. I've seen it before.

I love bees but despise wasps

>TOO BAD WINDOW WAS OPEN
Are you a third worlder? Because I got an airconditioned room.

IT'S HIP TO

You people are fucking faggots.
A. These guys are cute.
B. They eat spiders and bedbugs.

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sometimes Im glad I live in a dystopian Europe, atleast we dont have to deal with fucking monsters crawling around, bless the cold

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spiders are bros though

I've never been stung by a wasp or bee so I'm scared I might have some allergic reaction and die

>SA dolphin rape HOT ZONE

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Don't be a pussy, just do this

youtube.com/watch?v=6nBaQhH6scw

>eat spiders
Yep, now they're on the kill on sight list

We have screens on our windows in NA

Don't you have screens on your windows?

You must live close to the northpole or siberia because these fuckers are plentiful here

terveisin user

there isn't enough beer for that

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they don't give a shit about anything

I just use the insect screens for my balcony door and the bedroom window that are facing the garden. Ever since I installed them I have maybe 2 bugs max every summer.
Spiders starve in my house.

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They live in Canada not America

Why are people afraid of mosquitoes and spiders? Why are our instincts acting this way?

At least nothing is poisonous. Ticks are the only real danger. Fuck ticks.

>last summer when i had a wasp nest on the roof hidden like they were a nest of anne franks
fucking nightmare, finally found where they lived and hoses them the fuck down with wasp spray. ended up having to murder 4 of them in my room as well

>t.spider
You are getting the newspaper treatment

Im not talking about wasps, these fuckers get the deodorant+lighter treatment

Europe isn't even cold retard, its milder than Canada

Ampiaiset vai
tuommoiset?

These guys are household saviors. I only kill them when there are more than 2 near/in my room. I have never seen a spider or any other disgusting insect after I stopped massacring them. They clean your house for free at a small price.

fuck canada, nobody cares about you

>for free at a small price

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If a snake came flying in through my window I would be midly upset.

I wonder who could be behind this post.

Canada is 1,000 times more relevenat than Europe
That's why we got games like Mario RPG, Dragon Quest, Final Fantasy and Earthbound and you didn't.

They'll just use the door instead.

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Well you know what I meant. The worst thing they do is crawl on a wall and sit there for a couple of hours.

>getting scared of losing a bit of blood

It's not like you're going to die from it. Man up, pansy.

do you guys do males

Mosquitos are like flying used needles. It's not why they do it that's bad, it's that they don't know the blood they've taken might be from a sick person. Maybe it's a tropical disease, worse it could be a horrible bloodborne disease.

Malaria is a terrible way to go.

>Canada is 1,000 times more relevenat than Europe
for refugees maybe

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>comfy animal discussions on Yea Forums that get deleted eventually
>Yea Forums is a shithole everywhere else but this is okay
Why?

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What a chad

F

>Candy Factory
>Dolphins Rape People Street Campaign HQ

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they itch, the buzz is annoying, they look and are disgusting and they also can transmit Lyme borreliosis, happened to one of my friends.

>have both a spider and a moth infestation
>the spiders don't eat the moths
>wake up with puffy red welts on my arms and legs every now and then
>open my eyes to see multiple indian moths fluttering around above my head
>no idea when the next article of my clothing is going to become a munched up nest
>no idea when the next 8 legged faggot is going to crawl up my wall or up my chair and onto me
>every summer they both come back in even greater numbers

>dude spiders are bros they eat bugs bro!
SPIDERS ARE FUCKING BUGS
KILL THEM ALL

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Fuck off. Canada is the best country in the entire world and there's nothing you can do about it.

i hope you cut yourself when you cut your milk bags

hey guys, I am just skittering around in the dark and near moist places eating your mold and stuff, your welcome

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>It's not like you're going to die from it
t. encephalitis

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And how would you categorize Jellyfish?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion's_mane_jellyfish

You need insect poison
A lot of it

t. Mosquito

Moths and spiders are both cool, they just realised you were a faggot and decided to band together.

Cant wait until they all die. Waste of air.

jokes on you, Americans put screens on their windows to keep out nigger bugs

ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ˢᵒᵒn ᵐᵃᵐᵐᵃˡ ᶠˡᵉˢʰ

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fucking hate lions so much

You guys are making a big deal out of nothing, wasp's are beneficial to the ecosystem and get rid of pests.

Germany, Italy, turkey, Greece, Sweden, Austria, Switzerland all take in more refugees per Capita than we do

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I have these literally everywhere in my apartment. I'm almost 90% sure that it's because of the old carpet floors in here that the previous tenant dropped some fucking syrup on it or something. It's a literal infestation and i want to move out. Some days i have to kill 10+ of them.

IM FROM BUENOS ARES AND I SAY KILL EM ALL

Go to somebody's house and smuggle out some of these

>TOO BAD WINDOW WAS OPEN IF I VOULD JUST FUCK WITH YOU TO RUIN YOUR VIDYA DAY
ESL wasps lmao
what a fag

How do you think milk bags are opened? We just slash at them wildly with a knife?
Keep drinking from cardboard dumb ass Euro homo

Insect genocide priority, discuss: wasps > mosquitos > centipedes > flies > the rest

>get rid of pests
>are pests

great
I'd rather have spiders, at least they don't get pissy for looking at em funny.

Insects have more use than you do.

nah, mosquitos and flies first since they come in FAR greater numbers

here´s the lager nest guys

Shut up, I bet you're an ant.

no alignment because uber brainlets

Flies are definitely above centipedes, I hate those goddamn disgusting obnoxious fucks.

Spiders are useless shitheads that only make noise and do nothing about mosquitoes and all the other crap that comes out during summer.

I see a lot of people ITT never had to deal with Ants. A hornet will just fly into your room by accident and die off inside the window after a day or two.

Ants will colonize your ass. They will steal your valuables and take it back to their queen. They will set up a permanent outpost inside your rectum and crawl up and down everything you own.

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>no harem manga about spiders

I'd say only wasps go, everything else is really needed for our ecosystem to work.

>modern world
>get poison bite
>treat it
>the entirety of the last 10 million years prior
>get poison bite
>leg rots away
>your family watch you die of septicemia
You never know my dude, you never know. Maybe this tiny ant is the one that'll do you in like grandma.
Those that aren't afraid of insects are the ones that will die.

youtu.be/p4EG_xtLwPM

>go to the bathroom at night
>turn on the lights
>see one of these fucks start panicking as soon as they notice a light source before I deliver a finishing blow

How do I get rid of them for good?

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I always say okay to you when you are on your side of the room, but everytime, ERVERYTIME, you overextend and i'm forced to kill you cuz i hate your guts

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I wish bees were not disappearing...

>39℃ for 3 days next week
I refuse to work when it's this hot
I fucking hate summer

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Wasps go first. I would give my left nut to eradicate their disgusting breed from the planet. There is nothing in nature I despise as much.

Mosquitoes have killed over a quarter of all humans WHO HAVE EVER LIVED

If you were human, at any period of time, in any region of the world, there was a 1/4 chance a mosquito killed you

Because all those that weren't afraid died off from being bitten because they were fucking retards and only those that retained those responses survived to reproduce. That's how natural selection works.

Will we even lose anything getting rid of wasps and mosquitos? Do they have some secret unknown purpose in the ecosystem or can they all just fuck off?

I want a qt moth gf...

these fucks are all over my facade, both inside and outside
what's even worse is they're not even fucking mine, they come somewhere from neighbor's yard over to mine

>spiders
>make noise

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seething

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>he never heard a spider crawl on wallpaper at night
I guess I'm jealous of you.

Oh hi there gaijin I can't help but notice you're visiting our beautiful country. Let me give you a nice welcoming gift for visiting my territory.

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>tfw fucking petrified of normal wasps to the point where I'm miserable 6 months of every year
>now we're getting these cunts

t-thanks

I had quite a few of them too get some strong insect poison, I have something with Permethrin, Pyrethrin und Piperonylbutoxid in it, the product is called Ardap, but it seems like it's only available in Europe, just get something similar. It fucking murdered everything the flat for a year straight after one use. Just so you get how strong this is, I used it in one room and the fuckers started freaking out and coming out of from under the floor on the other side of the room crawling up the wall only to fall down and die. Obviously don't breath that shit in and ventilate your whole place while and after using it, it will kill insects outside too.

Man, wasps are the perfect blend of cute and badass. Love them.

it hurts more than any sting

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Me too, but only if she's 2D.

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oh and also, if you kill 10+ a day there are many, many more around you can't see because they like the dark, so you probably have hundreds if not thousands

Electric justice racket
The satisfying SNAP of wasps exploding

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I had them under my fridge until I dropped a beer by accident, guess they are all glued to the floor now

It's 15 degrees dumb cunt

what if dog penis doesn't interest me?

>when you dont live in a shithole and have fly-screens on every window

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Yea i know. I'm pretty sure there are at least 500 of them underneath my carpet floors.

nigga I said next week it's close to 40 here

>fly-screens on every window
>open door for literally 5 seconds
>3 flies get inside

then get a good poison and own these bitches they will stand no chance, listen to what I told you in

Those are asian hornets, they're not as bad as their japanese cousins.

Buy a flyscreen ya fag, whats the problem?

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I'm from europe. Maybe i should get something like that.
I've been using those silverfish traps which i set up in many places around my room. The insects are supposed to eat it and then crawl back into their holes and die, but it didn't change anything.

I killed one of these fuckers when it tried to climb into one of my mystery boxes I was preparing to sell.

>get in easly through a tilted window
>can't get out for hours
>open window
>still can't get out
>more come in though
>get the fly swatter
Only the smart, strong and fast are allowed to survive

Man, moths looks fluffy and cute even IRL.

>This kills the European

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Yum nom nom nom

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reminder that honey bees are best bros and if you kill them you're a shitter

woah there buddy I think you missed the whole "dont live in a shithole"-part

I had a hundred of these all hiding in my window 2 years ago. These things are the fucking worst when fall arrives

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Nettle tea is god tier

>tfw the wasp population is dying off in my area and don't need to worry about getting stung
Feels good living in the south.

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youtube.com/watch?v=G-C77ujnLZo

They're still big loud horrifying insects that aren't afraid to bite you so fuck them too.

Pouring hot water mixed with vinegar down all of your drains kills most of them. Alas, it is a futile battle, without a full house poisoning they will never truly disappear.

Hornet-chan a cute!

>those silverfish traps
yeah they suck ass and are a waste of money, just order this spray if it's available, the only kind of traps I had some success with where the sticky one's that attract them through smell and then they are stuck on them and die, but they don't work on everything. That spray will kill everything, I think it somehow fucks with their tracheae and they suffocate.

they are calm and don't sting unless yoy piss them off because stinging means they kill themselves. They pollinate flowers and leave humans alone.

Fuck you

>t. lives in mosquito free area
if there's more than 2-3 they will bite you all day, and all night, and those bites will itch for the next few days.

Have you ever eaten nettle pancakes? That's some top tier shit.

*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

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And pissing them off pretty much only means that you're a threat to the hive. They don't even sting if you hit them with your hand, they give no fucks about themselves.

Holy shit I'm not alone

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For some reason there are no bugs in this new city I moved into. No bugs whatsoever. Should I be worried?

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pollution killed them all. Cancer will kill you in 10 years

Bees are bros.

Really? No one mention to these fuckers? Cockroaches need to be the number one priority of the insect holocaust.

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I struggled with those commie little fucks for a lot of time until I found out the glory that is Raid Ant Bait. It basically gives them ant aids that they carry to their nest and infect everybody with. Then in about a week they're all dead. Fuck ants.

cocksucker groundhogs keep getting into my garden and eating EVERY PLANT before they even grow anything and they keep digging holes everywhere that i try to constantly fill with rocks, logs, asphalt and whatever else i have but they always manage to dig it out

>*blocks ur path*

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Why are you posting on here if you live in Africa?

jesus...

>spider makes its webs ina place no bugs would ever go by and where its not needed

fuck you i kill you first

T. Mosquito

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At least they're cute fluffy mammals and not some alien-looking abominations.

*builds nest on the side of your house*
*starts burrowing into your wall*

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>open window
>this fucker flies in
>try to wack it
>flies into the hole on the front of my speakers
>turn on some loud bass invested music

Took a while but he gtfo directly to the outside

I must have a shitty version of this because mine will only kill fruit flies.

Why the fuck would I open the window when it's hot outside?
Do you subhumans have no air conditioning or something?

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No such thing with my house made out of pure concrete.

Those fucks built a nest inside my desk drawer once.

Same here brother, I don't know what the odds are of being allergic to wasp stings but I'm not taking any fucking chances

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>Had to empty 5 eggs filled bites on the same fucking arm after 1 night of sleep
Fuck you

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Come on man. They're bastards but you've got to respect ants. Who do you think invented warfare and pasteurization, humans?

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>empty 5 eggs filled bites
wot

Bongs cant afford AC

Jesus Christ what the fuck is that?

>put some squash and methanol in a glass
>wasps kill themselves
adapt, overcome, etc

>Live in Vancouver
>Chinks already brought their diseases over
>Now they're bringing their insects to
globalnews.ca/news/5268862/vancouver-couple-discovers-japanese-giant-hornet/

Evolution did its thing.

>if you let me live
lmao

>build house out of cardboard
>wtf why are insects getting in

reminder to kill male spiders, which are fucking assholes on top of cumming in female spiders so your whole apartment will be infested

Lmao nigga like just don't open your desk.

Based C.C.C.P user

Joke's on you I've walled myself in with window screens. And my windows aren't even open because I'm running AC.

It is time

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I’m glad I live in the north of England, we don’t get these bastards unless you wander around in the fields in September

>Fucking faggot brother was barbecuing with the door open and three hornets got inside

I killed a spider two months ago. It was hanging from a thread and descending towards me from the ceiling. Did I fuck up?

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Reminder, anything with more than 6 legs is not an insect.

Massive wasp nest.

Bugs naturally eat each other.

A wasp nest, dummy. They're made out of wood pulp and what you're seeing on the top is the "honeycomb" filled with larvae and eggs, except it wasps love rotting meat in addition to sweets so it isn't exactly honey

It's ok they'll just build a nest outside your front door.

I live right beneath the roof of a badly heat-isolated house. If it's 30°C outside it will be 37°C in my flat thanks to that and my pc who is Nvidia powered. Anyways, I also have a wasp nest right underneath the angled roof topping so I got many of those flying in close proximity to my window. Every once in a while they enter but I don't care. I live in such an unhealthy environment, every bug just lies dead on the ground the following day. Must be the heat/air quality. I'm pretty sure it's not healthy to live and sleep in here 24/7

fucking hell

This sounds fucking perfect I wonder if I can get them in my country.

youtube.com/watch?v=BiSx5LCnugw

W-what does it feel like?

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Have an accurate picture

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They um they lay eggs in your skin ?

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There seems to be redundant word at the end of the title.

for 3 consecutive summers i had a swarm of bees come and try to invade my house, i'm talking 300+ bees inside my bedroom, i had to fight for my house summer after summer until they decided it was not worth it, so any and every insect, spider or whatever enters my home i fucking murder on sight

Yep, i had 5 pouches filled with a bit of eggs after just one night of sleep, it was most likely a spider since i didn't hear mosquitos the nights before or after

best garden bug bro

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Ah yes the "Asian/Oriental" wasp.

Stop living in a filth. Problem solved.

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apex predators

You sure you want that, bro?

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>Wake up in the middle of the night one day
>Fucking slithery silverfish is on my wall
>Quickly kill it
>There's 30 more of these niggers in my windowsill
>They all run into a small hole in the corner
>I grab some gorillaglue and glue the shit out of that place
>I never see them again
I FUCKING HATE SILVERFISH SO MUCH

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>Work some crappy warehouse
>retarded feminist who kept complaining about DRUMPF and going on about how the government should support Planned Parenthood
>Stops me from killing a spider because it's "cruel"

Women are treasonous morons.

t. wasp

will bees jerk me off if i cover my penis in honey

>cats
>not neutral evil

Some of them do, but not the one on that pic, id doesn't have fangs long enough to pierce skins outer layer. Once again, if you do not live in autralia spiders are fine. If you live in aussie land get ready to fucked by literally anything.

Both are fucking cunts
Bumblebee is best bro

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aren't these things just made of pure chitin and a bit of protein? can't be tasty, even fried

Name one useful thing you fuckers do.

Fucking wasp propaganda. Those niggers almost killed my sister when she was young. Don't want to harm you my ass, kill them all.

Ticks > Mosquitos

wasps attack bees and that alone makes them eternal insect niggers
FUCK WASPS

nigga I don't think germany = africa

i put a mesh infront of all my windows.
First summer where I can be ncie and cool and no bugs come in.
this wasps can be killed the same way as mosquitos, just clap your hands and you won't get stung. If you do its just slight discomfort and itching for a day.

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Wasps pollinate figs/fig trees

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FUCKING DOLPHINS

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Stop killing house spiders they literally do nothing wrong and we help kill other bugs like mosquitos.

One of these bastards flew into my gf's house while I was putting my shoes on this week. Took another shoe and rocked it in midair towards the open door, heard a loud THWAP and then found it 12 feet away outside on the ground writhing and I stomped on it.

>eating a gecko
into the murder-on-sight list you go

>Used to date a girl
lol I wonder what that's like haha

Notice how the left says "means no harm" and the right does not.
>Gives respect if given respect
How am I supposed to respect the niggers of the goddamn insect kingdom?

>be american
>wasp comes to sting you
>start clapping

don't silverfish eat glue?

My grandfather was eating pancakes on the veranda when a wasp flew into his mouth, stung him in the throat so it swelled up and he almost fucking died.

I know you're coming for me, wasp. But you'll have to dodge my fist first.

doubt.jpg

I once saved a wasp from drowning and the first thing that fucker did was turn around and sting me. Burn them all.

>SPIDERS>centipedes and the likes>mosquitos>the rest

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>study late at night
>suddenly fall asleep
>wake up and keep sharp focus on the task at hand thanks to your mosquito bro keeping an eye on you

>get stung

>Find one of those tree bugs in my house
>Kill it
>Feel bad later
Anybody else get this feel? It didn't do anything wrong, it just did what its instincts told it to do. That could've been me in another life.

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*ehem*

FUCK BEES, FUCK WASPS, AND FUCK HORNETS!

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every time

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>Zero Junebug Posts

What the fuck? Does no one else deal with these disgusting, fat, stupid retardbugs that exist just to die in droves around doors to businesses and homes while flying around and getting stuck in your hair like shitbags?

God I hate Junebugs.

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>you shouldn't fear us
>us

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Wasps are always up in my fucking face. I try to leave them alone, but they won't do me the same courtesy.

Fuck the wasps fucking pieces of shit started living near our front door and attacked anyone near it. We had to get a beekeeper suit to get anywhere near and spray those fuckers.

stick a 9 volt in it

>All yellow-stripes are the sa-

Don't you racists get tired of being wrong all the time?

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ants are communism done right, i'll give them that

I got that as seen on tv salt gun and it works like a charm. Nothings more fun than shooting those fuckers with a fake shot gun.

I hate this feel. It's why I try to catch them and let them out the window instead. I guess I'm just a thin-skinned emotional pussy.

I don't remember spiders laying eggs inside human skin ever

>patched up all the fly screens in my apartment that had holes
>2 minutes after I'm done a wasp tries to fly in
>clearly pissed as fuck and wants to sting me
>spends a good 3 or 4 minutes trying to get inside
>finally fucks off
why are wasps so fucking angry? why do they want to kill me so badly?

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first 4 are alright, rest gets stomped on sight

twitch.tv/vargskelethor/clip/UnsightlyRoundVanillaLitFam

even swedes arent safe
>zeurel is animating this

>ant aids that they carry to their nest and infect everybody with
Delightfully devilish user

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i did something similar i my garden
first i broke some apples down and placed them on a table to attracte the wasps
then i made a little pile of coffee powder and lit it cause i heard wasps dont like the smoke
turns out they will sit next to the smoke as as long it doenst touch directly
the next thing to do was place a big glass bowl over them to smoke them
interestingly some just died because of the smoke but in the end most of them flew towards the burning pile and died there

most males dont even build those webs and shiet which are the only redeeming factor of spiders because they fuck with bugs

>not reacting with excessive murderous intent at even the slightest attempt at building a nets anywhere near your house
they deserve it

>BB gun
What the fuck. Did you manage to hit one?

>be college student
>rent a cheap house with friends in junior year
>be in the habit of throwing all of my clothes on the floor in a big pile because I'm a trash goblin
>spring rolls around
>sit down at my battlestation to play some vidya on a day with no class
>spot a trail of ants by my foot
>follow it towards the window
>it goes in one side of the clean clothes pile and out the other
>spend the rest of the day beating and shaking out every article of clothing I own, then double washing everything and then taking a shower for good measure

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>being a goddamn hippie

To some extent yes. They can ruin books.

My guess, bouncy and fulfilling.

>inb4 mass urbanization gives yellow jackets mas breeding/nesting grounds in landfills.

>that time I cut the wings off hornets when I was a kid and put them near ant colonies
If there was an insect hell, I'm sure my seat is saved.

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>Get captured by a bunch of ants
>Expect to be used for the breeding purposes of this 99.9% female colony
>Actually just get enslaved doing menial tasks and then torn to pieces

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You're just feeling the tragedy of life. In actuality omnicide is very deserved. There's not an innocent creature crawling on this rock.

Be me:
>Saw a bee that was unable to fly
>Was going into an area with people so i feared was going to get killed
>Move away the bee
>The bee went back and got killed
I still feel bad about, i should have moved the bee far away in the grass

Moths are cool, check out this one I found, was cool to just sit in my hand and let me photograph

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wtf I love wasps/hornets now.

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For me, it's scorpions.

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I tend to only kill bugs that I know are pests. Otherwise I carry them outside.

Is it true that the reason why sickle cell is so prevalent amongst Africans is due to how it's resistant to Malaria?

>wake up one morning at the age of like six
>spider has somehow created a cobweb that spans my entire room in one night

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>russia and skandis not infected
:DDDDD

fucking aussie

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This kills the ants

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Bumblebees are so cuddly you have to do some real harm for them to sting you

Ay fuck you user nettle pancakes are the most delicious shit ever

>when your country is so good that the only thing that shitposters can use to insult you is your flag design
lol

this image really doesn't do the size of cicada killers justice, or the way that they fly full throttle like they don't give a shit whether they smack into anything or anyone on the way

Yeah, I thought so.

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Moth girls

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...

I will murder every stripenigger I see.

YEAH DUDE SPIDERS ARE BROS THEY'RE YOUR FRIENDS TOTALLY

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Rattle snake should probably be lawful, after all the rattle is to warn you that he'll strike if you don't back off, right? Wouldn't that make him more lawful than a sometime, potentially rapey water mammal?

A flag respresents the nation's soul. A christian cross. The colors of blood, pride and valor.

Yours is a leaf.

>no caring tiny motherly spider who cares about you and is glad you let her live in your bedroom

Be square?

>have a spiderweb at the corner of my ceiling above my lamp
>see many small lifeless insects stuck up there

Is this truly a thing? Why can't Americans into concrete?

>have childhood fear of stinging insects, particularly bees
>be young, in grade 2 or 3 or 4 or whatever
>walking to school one morning
>bee or wasp flies past me
>keep my wary eyes on it
>flies into the road, gets hit by a car, falls to the road and dies
>keep walking
>memory has stayed with me for years

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>o-only colors can symbolize anything
yawn, most flags in the world are fucking boring and ugly and canada's is at least iconic

Based leafchads living rent free in everyone else's heads

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*buzz buzz* I heard you have a cicada problem user, don't worry just let me do my thing and they'll be gone by winter.

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You think I'm getting close enough to pull out my handbook and count the stripes? I'm stomping that nigger first thing. Especially that Dauber whateverthefuck. I've been stung by about 3 of these and bumblebees hurt the fucking most because their sting progressively gets harder.

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>one summer i was working and a wasp falls flat on my arm from the wood i was moving
>i look at it
>it looks at me, dead in the eyes
>it flaps it's wings
>and bites me, not a sting, a bite, i clearly was it, it was slow and deliberate, like it knew i couldn't drop the wood i was carrying
>then it flies away
i know what it was, and i know it's war for as long as i live

Yeah snake should be at lawful, hawk be at neutral and dolphin at chaotic.

There's a chance I may move to New England next year. Are there any weird animals or insects there?

How is the population concentrated in canada? Is it all bunched up in the big cities with massive swathes of sparsely settled no mans land in between or does canada have a healthy infrastructure of midsized towns where you can enjoy the amenities of modern city living while neither having to deal with many of the problems of big melting pots, nor with the caveats of a rural lifestyle?

Ohhh edgy Yea Forums kids complaining about the extinction of the occident & calling for the murder of non-whites with a war are afraid of a wasp...

Almost ran over some poor curlew chicks on a busy road. I hope they made it.

Agreed. Swap rattlesnake and dolphin. Dolphins might even be chaotic since they are unpredictable.

>roach starts flying

Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on Yea Forums thinking you just said some smart shit.

Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?

If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.

Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.

Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.

But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.

I remember one user posting about how to sexually pleasure dolphins male or female that solicit you for intercourse. Wonder where he is now.

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All I know is that partial sickle cell disease gives partial resistance against malaria.

God I fucking hate horseflies so fucking much. At least mosquitoes have the decency to only itch when they bite, but horseflies are fucking niggers who hurt like hell, are fast as fuck, and won't leave you alone until you douse them in napalm. I'd go out of my way to Holocaust those fucking niggers so they can never be such annoying painful cunts ever again

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god damn they stink so much
FUCK

So iconic that I first found out about it in this thread. It's not even a tree; it's just a fucking leaf.

That's got to be the dumbest national flag, right? Like what else comes even close?

they can still come from somewhere else
these faggots don't give a fuck

Probably having sex with cute dolphins. Whats your excuse?

wasps = moquitos > biting flies >>>>>>>>>> the rest

A week ago a hornet queen landed at the wall above my balcony door and crawled under the roof beam. Saw her doing the same again yesterday. Probably building her nest.

>tfw you will never be as retarded as this guy

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>8 legs

I used to defend the leaf because I wanted to like my country, but now I hate it and it's pretty dumb and there's nothing I can do about except bitch on the internet

I don't know his secrets

>mfw the South has flying cockroaches
How does anybody live in that shithole?

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If you see a bee crawling on the ground it's already dying. I'm sorry user, bless your heart.

They plant thousands of eggs and create minor infestations that you then have to deal with.

This. Out of all the flying pieces of shit, horseflies are the absolute worst where Im from. Gas them all

>every other country spends countless amounts of time to make their dumb shitty flag including fucking color choices
>leafchads just slap a maple leaf on it and live rent free in everyone else's heads
LEAFED

>used to have friend that was paraplegic
>playing outside when a Paper Wasp starts flying around him
>grab a shovel and swing at it
>perfectly decapitate it
>it’s head and body are still functioning independently

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>the South
Is someone supposed to understand what you mean by that? Antarctica?

>live in bumfuck icy northern Scandinavia
>only saving grace is few asshole bugs
>global warming and deer populations are now bringing ticks here

bees are bumbly fucks

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does anyone else have those pitch black small insects that can fly with relatively small wings and are absurdly resilient to damage? A bit bigger than the average fly in size, similar body plan to grasshoppers only smaller.

bees and wasps are different

Paraplegics tend to do that.

don't come to Florida, we got palmetto bugs that are flying little nightmares.

Like mosquitos, those shits need warmth to make their eggs hatch

Rent free.

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I know paraplegics are annoying but chopping your friend's head off was a bit much

>doesnt transmit diseases
>skin gets immune to them
>doesnt sting at all if you dont brush towards the nettles
>god tier tea and soup
i pity you cityfags

>Does absolutely fucking nothing besides checking itself out in the bathroom mirror
>doesn't attempt to fly on your face and lay eggs in your eyeball when you get near or attempt to touch it
>doesn't steal snacks like ants do
>always in the open strutting their legs instead of hiding like a sneaky bug immigrant
The one true insect bro coming through.

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Yes, I know.
They cute fuckin bumblers, tho

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>the fuck this happened to me too

Whats up with those fellas anyways? They just chill around on the walls doing nothing all day. NEETs of the insect kingdom?

Where's the dolphin porn?

more like this
youtube.com/watch?v=h6sNeR8RKsY

youtube.com/watch?v=jJN9mBRX3uo

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I have those and these too. The little fuckers are very though and when you kill them they release these feromones that really smell bad and make their brothers come out. They are also pretty retarded and you end finding them inside your fucking bed

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What madmen
youtube.com/watch?v=eKd0So_d4GA

>be 10 y/o and bored
>start catching flies, wasps, hoverflies or whatever I can get, for several days
>impale them all on the human sized cactus we had
>mom comes home, sees around 2 dozens insects still writhing on the cactus needles
>freaks out and grounds me for days

or
>catch random bugs and insert glowing hot needles in them so see how they react
>catch flies and burn/rip their wings off and let them go to see how they act
>catch and release spiders in the middle of a hot stove plate and see if they can make it out before burning up

I just loved impaling/burning things

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They tankfully don't freak out on me too much, same with spider, I tend to have an easy time catching them with my bug jar so they can go outside, roaches tend to be more of a challange, and I haven't really ever seen either one of them be either of them kill roaches, they seem to small, the only time I saw a spider as big as a roach he kinda made his way behind the couch showed up on the tv desk 2 days later, and I put him in the jar and freed hem outside in grass. I tend to leave the smaller spiders, like long legs in the opes that they'll help keep flies and moskitos at bay. SInce those guys tend to be hard to catch, and moskitos, yea, I'm hard pressed to even let them live half the time, even tho I don't want to kill anything, I also don't want to get bitten or worse get sick.

flying snack for birds, more useful than Yea Forumsirgins at least

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>Snake
>Evil
Don't step on them, and you'll be fine.

>steel and concrete renovated commie bunker house
keeps out any insects, from chinks to turks

They're constitutional monarchy or polynarchy

cute, based and psychopath pilled

cute

>spray nest with black flag
>stomp on wasp shits as they fall out
never gets old, KILL ALL FUCKING WASP SHITS

*blocks your path*

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test on humans when?

wait, those guys are harmless? I thought they were some kind of beefed mosquito species so I always kill them.

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>catfags

Reminder that greys, lizardmen, and nordics are the only ones involved in alien abductions:

youtube.com/watch?v=uts1x3mPGEk

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>all day

Don't they die after a few hours? Not to mention they like to fly without any rhyme or reason or just straight into your face. Their only purpose is to be food for something else.

RIGHT ABOUT NOW, IT'S TIME TO ROCK WITH THE BIGGITY BUCK BUMBLE
RIGHT ABOUT NOW, IT'S TIME TO ROCK WITH THE BIGGITY BUCK BUMBLE
BUMP TO THE BUMP TO THE BUMP TO THE BASS
BUMP TO THE BUMP TO THE BUMBLE
BUMP TO THE BUMP TO THE BUMP TO THE BASS
BUMP TO THE BUMP TO THE BUMBLE
BUMP TO THE BUMP TO THE BUMP TO THE BASS
BUMP TO THE BUMP TO THE BUMBLE
BUMP TO THE BUMP TO THE BUMP TO THE BASS
BUMP TO THE BUMP TO THE BUMBLE
BUMP TO BOOP TO THE BOOP TO THE BOOP BOOP
BUMP TO THE BASE TO THE BASE BASE BASE BASE
BUMP TO BOOP TO THE BOOP TO THE BOOP BOOP
BUMP TO THE BASE TO THE BASE BASE BASE BASE
BADABADABA
BADABADABA
HE SAY
BADABADABA
BADABADABA
HE SAY MA TE ULLA EH
'EY!

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because it's cheaper and the regulations are lax compared to other first world countries

>retard bug flies into house
>keep me awake at night bumping into the ceiling till the sun comes up
>then they keep bumping into the window till they die
>let it out because it stinks and floats in the toiled if i kill it
>have to guide it out 'cus it's too dumb to find the exit
>finally gets out, taste of freedom
>flies right into the first tree and falls 4 floors to the ground
>mfw

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>Mfw fucking cicada killers keep making nests in the middle of the sidewalk.

Fuckers IT'S PUBLIC PROPERTY AND THERES A NICE GARDEN RIGHT FUCKING THERE MOVE ASSHOLE

stop buying into bug propaganda
there are no harmless bugs

Having to install one of these means that the insects have won

Never could figure out how that thing was practical, does it eat meat? Does it hunt with it, or is it just self defense and it uses it as defense as it tries to run away?

All beings of flesh and blood and chitin and carbon are disgusting abominations. They should all be purged, including us if we don't find a way to transcend the flesh soon.

Unironically based, FUCK *nsects and FUCK arachnids.

>Ants
>Males

Based retarded alt-righters

Moth gf...

Flies are much worse. They NEVER fucking fail to annoy the fuck out of you. Fucking pieces of shit, I will tear your wings and cut you, little cunts

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what are some good games featuring bugs?

they use it to attack other insects. They do nothing to humans, they are less dangerous that ants. But the fuckers are very though and they are not stealthy at all so you always know they are there

just you wait, one day someone will invent a wasp genocider aids poison

t. seething insect outside my window

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They are getting away from the climate outside. Unfortunately they end up in houses and die off because they eat nectar.

>not connecting it to the wall plug
Extreme conditions require extreme power

Of course its harmless. Look at its mouth. Its for eating nectar.

Total War Three Kingdoms

i want to fuck that shark

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Am european, those things are delicious.

fallout 76

Hello Vlad

I can't believe you can justify chemical warfare so easily.

>be little kid.
>rip off wings from flies and legs of grass hoppers out of curiosity
>put grass hopper without it's jumping legs on ant nest
>be me, grown up
>feel horrible about doing stuff like this as a child
I'm sorry, bugs, that was horrible, I guess I was too little to understand.

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>browse this thread
>immediatly a fucking wasp comes flying into the office

OH FFS

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yeah but so do male mosquitoes

You don't see us installing traps for humans.

I mean, the ones living in australia do, but they're weird.

>9 years old
>Summer camp
>bathroom buildings have open doors
>see horsefly lying on the ground in the stall while I'm taking a shit
>nudge it with my foot when I'm down
>It spazzes out and starts making the worst buzzing noise I've ever heard
>It freaks me out so much I don't take a shit for three days and only pee during swim time in the lake

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>t. Vlad the Impaler

>browsing Yea Forums at work
That's gonna be a yikes from me

>cat
>true neutral

l m a o

from what i've heard, if you hand-feed a new hornet queen before she starts making a nest, she and the rest of the hive will recognize you. so you can just let them grow like crazy and it wont matter plus you have active hornet defense.

Yeah, I got hard to this pasta
>tfw no fem dolphin

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Its a fly not a mosquito you dork.

>feeling sympathy for six-legged niggers
Weak.

Normal Hornets are total bros. Completely peaceful, unlike wasps.

Nice try hornet

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>flies in your face when using the pc at night

>stung by a bumblebee
you sound like a massive homofaggot to manage to be stung by a fucking bumblebee
your gay is so strong it pollutes the fucking air you faggot

I managed to knock around one of their hiding spots enough to get it moving again. The best tactic is to drive them near the window, where they get stuck. Then you can either crush them or wait for them to fly out.
It was useful cause you don't actually have to get near them yourself and you can even reach high spots like the ceiling.

Gee who could be behind this post

>That time my friend caught a deddy long leg in a jar and cut off all of its legs
>mfw I just laughed it off
I don't think I could do this today tbhlads.

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hello frien

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at least the ants had a free meal, dont feel too bad

Rude

I used to steal an ant from a nearby nest and bring it into the sandbox, where I had built miniature obstacles and traps for it to overcome.

Then I thought I was being nice by bringing it back once I was done, only to watch it instantly get ripped to fucking shreds by its friends.

To this day I have no idea why they would do that but I had to stop playing with ants 'cuz I felt bad.

>be me
>be watching tv
>suddenly hear buzzing around my lamp
>walk over
>oh shit a horsefly
>grab paper towel and prepare to catch it
>take a closer look
>it's actually a motherfucking bald-faced hornet
>end up using the flyswatter and bug spray instead
>mfw I barely avoided a fate worse than death

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them*, should't fear them ... *ahem*

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Fuck you beenigger. I'm minding my own fucking business picking flowers and that bumblefaggot hiding in their goes ahead and bites me.

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He just wants to have a friend before he dies.

Arthropod have no feelings.

why do they have the pincher?

Ok, just don't hang out in my shower. That's a capital offense.

>start up shower
>see a spider get stuck in a drop of water
>feel bad and try to scoop it out
>it walks right back into the shower and gets flushed down the drain

you only receive buddha's mercy once

But how do I know if it’s a male spider?

What's wrong, your majesty? Thirsy for BIG HVMAN BVLLS?

to pinch your finger when you try to dig them out of your ear!

>tfw walking outside after it rains for a bit here in south east Texas

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Oh okay let me get my magnifying glass and look for spider penises before I kill it.

H-hey guys remember that episode of spongebob?

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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SILVERFISH ARE THOSE BLACK SILVERFISH FUCKS IN MY PLACE AAAHH THEY ARE LARGE AF AND ALSO CRAWL DISGUSTINGLY ON MY WALLS

POST IT
it hurts

Hello, fellow ants! God save the queen and all that. Now where do we keep the babies again?

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motnhs are fucking niggers, they are so bad at flying that they are constantly hitting everythinng around them, including you

>needs batteries for a fly swatter
Do you also charge your toilet paper with electricity?

>See spider on the wall when I'm in the shower
>grab shower head and change the pulse to full pressure
>turn the water of to full heat for good measure
>blast the faggot down the drain

Enjoy your ticks and giant carolina wolf spiders

I think that's nice of you, user.

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The males are easy to recongize because they're tiny, insignificant and weak. You'll be doing them a favor by putting them out of their misery.

>Is neither friendly nor hostile towards humans
>Helps with controlling pests as much as it destroys itself

>snakes
>evil

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>find a large black jumping spider on the wall near the ceiling fan
>watch it try multiple times to jump onto one of the blades
You can do it buddy, I believe in you

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I'm more of an assassin bug kind of guy, those things are metal

Warcraft 3

Hornets only eat other insects, though. Unlike wasps you can't feed them with sweets.

That used to not scare me as a kid, but then now I can't watch this without feeling unnerved as a man

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I think you're both faggots.

Too cold for those fuckers.

maybe it was wasps then. either way keep a packet of honey on you at all times in the event that you find a wasp queen

>these fuckers are not only giant and run fast but they also fucking FLY
I've been afraid of them ever since I was a child.
I'm so glad I moved out of Loserana.
They're fucking everywhere there.

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where the fuck am i gonna find a pre hive hornet queen

FUCK spiders

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>ever-expanding universe containing theoretically infinite space
>insect decides to chill out within 10~ feet of me
This is why I show no mercy. You could be anywhere, and you choose to be here. Bad idea.

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>have to watch where I'm putting my foot to avoid crashing a snail

>Internet 1.0

i think its something to do with the mating of the species, both sexes grip each other's thorax hard

You simply can't genocide a species without huge and sometimes unseen consequences.
Though I heard some scientists advocate mosquito genocide, since it's the #1 cause of human mortality in the world, the benefits would easily outweigh the disadvantages

Holy shit. Does it exclusively eat ants?

What the fuck is wrong with that snek?

>Oh hi we upgraded your RAM!

D-did I just witness a snake having a stroke?

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no

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If you see just one wasp building a little comb somewhere kill the fucker and tear that shit down.

ITT: AAAAAHHHHHH THAT TINY INSIGNIFICANT THING IS MAKING SO MUCH NOISE PLEASE SPARE ME FROM HARM

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Are you me?
Only mosquitoes and wasps are KoS, I can't bring myself to kill other bugs lost in my house.

God I’m happy I got gifted a mosquito trap today

>You simply can't genocide a species without huge and sometimes unseen consequences.
Try me

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This thread is reminding me of that one time I got in trouble for killing a centipede at school and making the child next to me cry because of it.

Fuck you Jake, I was just trying to show you the Centipede you fucker, who cares if it died just listen to the gay story we were in the garden for.

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>Flease = so hard to kill that drowning them seems to be the only safe way
Throwing them outside means they'll probably get on some one esle and the bites are pretty awful, have a hard time seeing some one that would let them live.
>Mosquitos, same as flees expect far easier to spot and deal with.
Because they're easier to deal with I tend to have a harder time with permanent elimination, but they can be a health hazard.
>Ticks
Nope, they might be slightly easier to deal with than the others because they can't fly, but if they bight it's bad, and they can end up giving you stuff so bad you'll paralize, they have to go.
>Bed bugs, never seen one, but I'd imagine they're probably on the same level as flees.

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Wait, is that a SPIDER that's shaped like an ant? What the fuck? Nature is fucking insane.

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>Thanks for coming out here. I've something to tell you, imoto
>What is it onee-san
>... I'm not really your onee-san
>KYAAAAAAAAAAA

Nature's a bitch

Yes, that spider disguises as an ant for that. The problem is the ants doesn't notice anything strange at first.

idk how spiders work, does the silk run out at some point? Does it keep going and going and pull its guts out?

There's that genetic manipulation thing they're planning to make them kill the parasites they carry which seems nice at least.

Bumblebees are cute but are horrifying the first time they fly into the room and you don't see its them making the loudest buzzing noise

>t. mosquito
Nice try.

Probably just stops so you got to wait for it to refill
youtube.com/watch?v=aLSGBQUA8l0

I killed many ants as a kid at school, by growing i realized what i did and started helping the other i saw to atone.

How is Carbon dioxide so effective on bugs?

can hornets get nutrient from sperm?
would it be possible to raise a colony with your own spunk, passing down your seed into generations of the most feared warriors of insects?

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Pretty comfy though user, you should try it not like anyones in the office today anyway

Hot

Hey sorry i kinda lost my way, do you mind guiding me to the outside?

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>Tfw bumblebee nest on my lawn
what do i do with it?

>scientists advocate mosquito genocide, since it's the #1 cause of human mortality in the world
I changed my mind. I think I can endure a few mosquito bites for the good of the planet.

It's really nice. But you only learn to appreciate it once you break up after many years and your self esteem goes to shit and you become a literal incel because you just don't give a fuck anymore.

Yeah, genetically engineering a generation of mosquitos so that the future generations down the line are affected by harmful gene expressions.

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>Acanthaspis petax is an especially noteworthy species of Assassin Bug thanks to its unique form of camouflage – the corpses of its victims! That’s right, this assassin bug hides from its own predators by carrying around a sculpted pile of dead ants.

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They're like 30% oxygen. Look at how big they got in the carbos era thanks to more oxygen in the air.

Why do I get the feel that this can backfire horribly?

cute

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Mosquitoes contribute jack shit to the ecosystem. Anything that eats mosquitoes could just as easily eat shit like gnats or flies. Same for water animals that eat the larva, there's plenty of other bugs and organic particles and shit to eat.

>nature.com/news/2010/100721/full/466432a.html
>With many options on the menu, it seems that most insect-eaters would not go hungry in a mosquito-free world. There is not enough evidence of ecosystem disruption here to give the eradicators pause for thought.

thank you for saving the western world

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>making mad dosh by overreacting to pain on camera
>retarded

youtube.com/watch?v=d_yYC5r8xMI

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Remember guys if there is an insect you like is present don't imply its presence to anyone or they will kill it.

>vision resolution is almost equivalent to a humans

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>get pizza banned because you don't like the way it smells and looks

jesus

Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post

God I feel so itchy for some reason

I see why you hate them then, they reflect you

kill speedonvhs kill adamantium kill hazmat
kill zerraina

>be little me
>lots of ants in our garden
>remove limbs and feelers to see their reaction
>put ants into bubbles of detergent and soap to see if they die
> eventually use jelly, detergent and some other random stuff to create poison they are attracted too
>whole trail of dead ants (at least over a 100) in our yard
>mom freaks out
>dad thinks its hilarious

>hazmat
But HAZMAT is based.

Spiders dont lay eggs in people faggots
dont listen to this Fly propaganda

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