Reminder that this is how Sony left E3

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The problem wasn't doorman. The problem was the absolute fart sniffing self indulgent way they did their conference. Starting in a fucking outside theatre, playing some blue Grass, showing that stupid kiss video and then some canned gameplay. Then a 20 minute wait to move people into the next theatre for doorman and assassins samurai. All the while jacking off about how great and artistic they were. It was the world's biggest self handjob.

What game was it even supposed to present?

Ghost of Tsurima

Would have been better if he wasn't in pyjamas with a plate on his head. You're white. Dress like a white man.

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A BIB A TOOT

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I liked this presentation, but it doesn't surprise me that underage niggers think it's cringeworthy

Literally the only good part of Sony's conference. Prove me wrong.

Do any of you fucks even remember anything else?

Ghost of shitshima is going to suck ass. It’s a western view on eastern culture and will most likely be seen as blasphemy to japs. Enjoy your arkham rehash.

Fuck you, Varg is a cool guy

Music performances are how you know they have nothing to show. Last year Sony had fucking two of them. People forget they shoved everyone into a fucking basement to watch some guy play a guitar or whatever.

How is that possible when there's like half a dozen registered masters in Japan alone? Don't be stupid and believe everything you read on "gaming journalism" websites, whether they're SJW or not.

Ow

PHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pretty kino, if you ask me.

>Sony honestly thought it was a good idea to have attendees get up and move from location to location for each game

sony is so retarded lmao

PHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEES4 has no games

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literally all the had to do was show some gameplay clips and trailers and everyone would've been happy, but nooooooooo they had to make try something '''special'''. yes, the musicians are amazing and played well, but literally not a single person gave a shit because all we wanted to see was some goddamn video games.

GAY KISSING REEEEEEEEEEEE

>The random white dude playing japanese song with a japanese flute. They deserved that backlash they got.
Go back to Tumblr.

>5 minutes of video games
>30 minutes of waiting for gaming journalists to all get pampered to so they could get their intended "cinematic experience"
>complete with a gay soiboi telling you how great this is

Honestly it was a pretty good representation of the state of Sony

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>source: my ass

probably the most movement for one day the regular amerifats had in weeks
the horror

>t.

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>he thinks its the phyiscal exercise and not the fact that they open these things early so people can be seated before it starts

its why there was a 20+ minute waiting period between venue changes because you had hundreds of people waiting to be seated

it was retarded

What the fuck are you on? The gaming press were the ones attacking him alongside the twitter liberals. Japan was the one that came out in full force to defend him.

>walking sim as goty
worked for gone home i guess :^)

Wait, do Sony fanboys actually think DS will be good?
t. PC fat

Why should we care about that he's white?

its not like they've got anything else to look forward to

not to mention it was summer and they were cramming people shoulder to shoulder in their sweat lodge

Now you're being obtuse, if you google the guy there's a link right to The International Shakuhachi Society on the first page of results and if you click Teachers you can see the list of people who have reached master status. Boots is on that page but he's not even one of the half-dozen who live in Japan because he lives and records in the US.

Spoonfeeding:
komuso.com/top/teachers.pl#JAPAN

The writing was on the wall. Sony should at least make their apperance biannual so they had something new to show off.

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This. Just some gameplay footage in the back would've been enough so that this guy was just there to set the mood.

Yes
I also remember the guy with a banjo

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>Putting the mic next to his mouth instead of using the mic on the instrument

you posted a bunch of white guys, a black chick and mexicans

A gross display of cultural appropriation...

I thought Sony knew better than that.

user, why are you playing dumb?
>he's one of like 3 masters in the world and trained and lives in Japan
>there's 6 in Japan alone and many others throughout the world
>also he doesn't live in Japan, he lives in the US

Just watched the supercut of this year. I've never seen so much cringe in one place. What the fuck happened to video games?

>random white dude
Fuck off tumblr. The guy was unironically a master

this but unironically

Your mom

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The title of master just means you have a teaching license. For better or worse, it's not a statement of talent or skill level. Boots was a Bass Clarinet player up until 2014, and received his Shakuhachi teaching license in 2015.

Thanks I actually just wanted a source

Why is Yea Forums so easy to bait? People respond every single time.

Six masters in Japan and none anywhere else in the world. 6 is more than 3, but you have to admit, that’s a tiny fucking amount of people. Do you also get mad any time someone other than an American plays the electric guitar? Leo Fender was an American, after all.

Reminder that fourth place is where Cuckrosoft left E3 and that was with an open goal.

Never watched an E3 before??? Its always cringe but they have gotten more boring as time has gone on.

based flute man

user, you're being a dummy. It's a list of people all over the world who are registered masters. I'm gonna finish my beer and play some viddy, have a nice night.

I’m assuming you’re raising a stink because they hired someone who isn’t Japanese to play a Japanese instrument. So why mention the other non Japanese masters? Would it have been better if Sony hired a different white guy? What if Sony asked all the Japanese masters first, but they couldn’t be assed to play at a gay video game conference?

how does Sony even manage to fuck up an E3? every game comes out on that system - they could make a hype show just on third-party multiplats alone.

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It wasn't bad because of the performer, it was bad because it was fucking jarring and awkward. No one there wanted to see some dude by himself play a flute for ten minutes, they wanted to see VIDEO GAMES.

He took the toot pill.

I'm saying the person who said that he's one of only 3 masters and was trained and lives in Japan is wrong, it's literally all I've been saying the entire time. Hiring a flutist at all was bumfuck stupid, just play a CD in the background while showing actual gameplay instead.

this moment was better than anything that happened at E3 2019. Prove. Me. Wrong.

Fucking shakuhachi is unironically Dark Souls of flutes.

This. If whites can't play that flute that's fine with me, but minorities aren't allowed to play instruments made by Europeans.

I guess my point is that it doesn’t matter if there’s a thousand non-Japanese masters, or ten, since the majority of people seem to be upset that he’s not Japanese, and I’m merely pointing out that if there are only 6 Japanese masters in the world, it would likely be difficult to hire them for something as trivial as E3. But I agree that the whole thing was stupid and unwarranted.

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Okay, feel free to argue about that with whoever you like, user.

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It was also the perfect escalation from 2017 with the live orchestra and the stupid performers. Remember that? Remember the fake zombies in the theater to advertise DAYS GONE?
Best part is, people fell for it. They actually thought it was classy.

You obviously disagree, or you would have said “although there are more than 3 masters, fucking none of them are Japanese, and thus the people who were mad that they hired a white guy would still be mad unless they hired one of six Japanese people.”

SONY ALWAYS WINS BABY

What did they even mean by this?