Did gaming help you find a gf too? Met my fiance on xbox live

what a loser lmao

same

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>sorry I'm not into vidya

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middle left looks like a boy

Ha! at least I had a brief few years in school where it felt like everything was going to be ok before everything fell to shit for me in adulthood.

does my fucking head in, only people i can find with mics are slavic fucks close to popping a blood vessel, arabians/turks who are physically only able to shout at all times, and italian kids. can count the amount of english speakers ive met on one hand

you can't get a gf because all your ancestors were betas who somehow lucked out with reproductive sex. let that sink in

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ok, you made me chuckle

I have no problem talking to girls. Girls talk to me all the time. I've known that some girls in the past have been into me. Yet I've never had a girlfriend or worked up the courage to ask one out. I'm a mess.

Top right girl is my wife.

my dad was unironically a chad

Yes, met her in an mmo. Quite surprising actually since I don't socialize much in those games.

I legit feel like I'm going insane. I want to touch a woman, to smell a woman, to taste pussy. I cant fucking deal with it anymore. It pervades every waking thought. I cant silence it. I cant take it anymore.

31 year old virgin.

Imagine the smell

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>dad is an unironic chad who told me he lost his virginity at 14
>he said he had 4 different gf’s by the time he was 18
>21yr old KHV

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you can grope a woman on the bus

top left

I've tried and now actually know I can get gfs at my ripe age of 27, I really improved in my late twenties. Good looking ones too. The thing is most of those instagram-y good looking types is that they're very boring and uninteresting persons most of the time. I have to be the entertaining part of the relationship like 24/7 and its so very very draining on my fun and enjoyment in life. The sex doesn't fix it - its all temporary. Stay a bachelor or date people who are into the same things as you if you're not a normie. I know at least that I can't handle "normal" people.
Still afraid of dating some fatty though just because she'd share my actual hobby of sitting at home and being a drain on society... social stigma is a bitch.

I've had a few.
All it's done is cause pain. Pussy just ain't worth the time putting in with women. They're monsters.

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It honestly kinda pains me knowing that I missed out on having a stereotypical teenage relationship. I'll never get to do the cheesy shit high schoolers do. Plus at my age, the only girls left are the rejected ones

Who would've thought a real life Chad could've captured being a lonely robot virgin so well.

thats nothing
I'm 29 and never had a gf or sex. also never kissed a girl.

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Not me, it was a friend in secondary school, over Phantasy Star Online, they only dated in-game as a joke, and they mutually broke up once they learned he was 15 and she was 30. They are still friends though.

wholesome?

me on the right

hire a prostitute?

I know that feel somewhat I think, had my first time at 20. What do you mean by stereotypical things? Is this an american thing?

I'm turning 29 in a few days and am in the same position. Things don't look like they're going to change any time soon either.

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at least you can enjoy your wizard powers in a year, I’m still far off from them.

Nice. You'll be a wizard next year.

Apparently my father's father was gay.
And my father was an idiot.
I'm just another link in the long, worthless chain.

Probably like coins and salty milk

No it's because society is broken down and fractured now. previous generations were so social & connected (real life connections not internet seclusion) Daily life would demand that you see/meet people. if you never met someone it was really strange. the amount of people dying alone this generation will be severe.

>the amount of men dying alone this generation will be severe.
fixed that for you, because we all know it's only one group of people getting affected by this.

You really don't wanna go down on a prostitute though.

Forget finding a gf, having friends is already too much of a bother. All the money I have to waste because my friends wants to "go out" to some place kills my wallet enough. A gf would make my financial situation worse.

Woman here. It's always surprising to pop into this thread and see so many lonely men. Meanwhile I'm having trouble finding Chad myself. I feel you bros, I know what you're going through.

I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.

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I just want a friendly and compassionate companion who we can be affectionate towards, regardless if they're male or female.

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Animal Crossing did in a roundabout way

>Things don't look like they're going to change any time soon either.
I know that feel, I wouldnt even know how and from my point of view sex could be a massive hoax.

I'm also already too old and too bitter for any of this sex shit. also all this romance crap seems like massive cringe.
glad at least we have porn and japanese porn games.

cant wait to cast the neckbreaker spell and kms

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I don't know about that.
Swiping through Tinder or on dating sites, there's a bunch of chicks that look like their face got hit by a truck. A lot of them look like people you wouldn't touch with a 10' pole. Like I'm not talking just ugly, but actual deformities and shit like that. Shit that would get them tormented by terrible people in school because of how they look.

Honestly it's sad, I feel bad for them. They'll probably never have a relationship in the traditional sense. But on the other hand, I can't help but admire them.
They've got a lot of courage and shit to put themselves out there. With all the problems I have with my own body image, them putting themselves out there without any care about what others think, in hopes of finding someone that accept them for who they are is something I deeply respect.

>This is what incels believe
Have se- oh wait you can't because nobody in their right mind even wants to be near you hahahaha

are you at least decent looking lmao

How the fuck does a man fail to get a gf past the age of 18, especially in this age where people are so extremist in trying brand new things? Some of y’all should’ve found someone by now. If a woman is able to get off from a dog some girl should find something in you.

>just get a gf lmao
>just stop being depressed lmao
>just stop talking about video games on a video game board lmao
>just stop bashing in my head with a rock lmao

ayylmao
Skully, get the fuck in here check this out.

>women

>Tinder
>A lot of them look like people you wouldn't touch with a 10' pole
You'd think someone would make a tinder made specifically for people that just want to play video games and it evolves from there

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>If a woman is able to get off from a dog
I get the feeling most girls out there aren't Nibutani Shinka.

I want to kill myself but I dont want to make a mess.

I thought about maybe doing it ontop of a shower curtain but I dont know if that'll break when they move me.

There is always outside I guess. We return to the Eartg anyway. Plus itd be really funny if some kids found me.

Any ideas?

I wasn't talking about them finding people to play games with.

But yeah that's not a bad idea. I could see it filling up and being cancer like some steam profiles though.

Sounds like either:
a) Dad is full of shit
b) He's failed in his parental duties in raising someone who can't even talk to women.

I dont know how.

People who’s sole focus is video games are boring as fuck in general. Avoid social outings, have bad higiene, lack of conversation skills

I think coming here and seeing these "tfw when no gf threads" increases the negative feelings that I seem to see in these threads. Maybe getting off Yea Forums would help a lot of you over time. Then again, I'm never really bothered over not having a gf and have never really loved a girl, don't think I could love her even if I went on dates n shit now. sorry thanks for reading my vlog, go play Pikimin.

Gf is overrated. Just jizz and youll stop thinking bout it. Go play vidya

Have sex.

My first real girlfriend I met in WoW, went to live with her for 2 years, a fucking psychopath, almost killed herself when I broke up with her.
I have a sane and pretty gf now who's into cute and management games but nothing past that, keep videogames out of your relationships.

You sound like more than enough pussy for yourself.

This.
Went to visit my semi-normalfags online friends and didn't know what to do when we went outside, my mind was completely blank, i wash myself and i lift but i can't fix my complete disinterest in anything that is not vidya and anime. Oh well.

your dad lives for himself. move out and become your own man. Stop being a child of a man who is incapable enough to let his son grow up to be a man.

Fuck. On Brit servers it's either silence with PSN or 12 year old middle class kids on Xbox
>GTAV
>"Ooh 'ello! Does anyone want ta doo the infinite money hack?"
>"Infinite money hack? 'Ello?"

youtube.com/watch?v=LVgMHKTB2dA

go to the hookers you fucking spasts, GET LAID. PRACTICE.

whites play on pc.
other whites play with friends on consoles
you're whites that play alone on consoles, enjoy your arabs.

very true, my dad is a bald manlet but got lucky because some girls thought he was a "nice guy".
I'm the same except not even half as outgoing thanks to the internet.
But who cares, everyone doesn't have to get laid

Hahaha looking for chad on 4channel? Good luck!

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wrong, I play on PC.
it's either ruskies or silence, I've heard some English communication in R6 siege though, but not much

26 years old here, it fluctuates between feeling alright despite this and fucking with me hard.

I'm a 33 KHV.
Everyone said I would be a late bloomer, because my dad was. I didn't believe it though. My brother was 16, with a 14 year old girlfriend, and has been dating hotties ever since.

I can't really feel too bad though, since I never tried. I can't imagine being one of those guys who tried and failed. I can at least get girls if I wanted. Girls have always shown an interest in me. I just never reciprocate.

Normalfags are the epitome of boring

yeah sorry for not giving a shit about you randos.
What I meant is that whites tend to have freinds and organize. they dont hang out on party chat user. Also why the fuck would I want people buzzing in my ear when I could listen to god tier music instead?

u live in the NL or europe? I'll chad you npz.

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Lots of sad, lonely women online. Was easier, then easier still, but now it's become more difficult with the basic expectation of social media and phone applications being the norm. Still, you only have to be where everyone else is. If you want anything of value, though, get fucked. You won't find that by hounding every piece of e-skank you see.
Tits or GTFO.

21 is pretty normal, if you are over 25 then it starts to become strange.

NL guy here. we can connect, but I dont do fat chicks.

Jesus you sound like Rusty Venture

I was pretty good looking as a teenager. Had my first gf at age 12, lost my virginity at age 15 and had 4 gfs til age 18 aswell. Then I was single from 18 to 23, had a fat and ugly gf from 23 to 25 and now I'm single again. In January I had a relationship with some fat, ugly bitch that left me after 2 weeks. This is the worst. I know what it feels like to be popular, but I'll never get that back. I'm lucky if I can get literally anything these days.

Why would someone uglier than you would leave you

Because I transformed into an ugly sack of shit somewhere between 18 and 20.

Other than the experience of having someone to interact with in a romantic way, one is not missing much by not having a relationship. While it is something good (depending on whom you're with), it is not essential. You can live good by yourself, as long as you're not a total retard who can not interact normally with people from outside of whatever social circle you may have.

I also met your fiance on xbox live

that would be cool if she sat on my face instead of the seat haha

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how do i make my gf break up with me?

just go to China for a day
Seriously I'm a weeb neet who never goes out often, but when I went to China to visit relatives I got laid 3 times in a week. Hell on the first day I got a blowjob

They are mad for the West cock for some reason.

>tfw no gf, only wife and kid

Shit sucks man.

Call her 3 times a day telling her how much you love her

>tfw asexual and doesn't care about sex

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Tell her you want a threesome. Keep pushing it. Either you get one or she breaks up with you.

>Apparently my father's father was gay.
I have questions user.

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What if she calls you 3 times a day to talk about your day?

Back then gay men would start families as a cover whilst annihilating every dick they could get at the spa.

ok incel

Yeah that's what i tell myself too.
In reality i just gave up several years ago and somehow i stopped getting attracted to people.

I lost my virginity to a girl I met in pic related over 10 years ago.

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>I have never seen a vagina
To make things worse I was born with C-section, didn't even touch my mom's vagina.

just tell her
it's not easy but you're both better off and you can kickstart your regret

David?

... Stacie?

Just lower your standards and you can get laid this very day. There's tons of ugly girls out there, thirsty for sex.

Yup. Joined a Touhou community and went to a con thanks to them. On the way to the con I met my gf.

Seething roastie detected

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