As I was playing this game, I constantly had to pause just to say to myself "Yep, that's going to be on the front page of Reddit tomorrow" and "Mhm, that's going to be a Twitch streamer's favorite moment"
It was just and on-and-off marathon of quirky 'gameplay' that nuGamers seem to love. The same type of people who probably think Deadpool is the height of cinema and order bacon-flavored lollipops on Amazon.
why let reddit and streamers live rent free in your head
Wyatt Sullivan
So you hate fun then? Got it. This post is Yea Forums in a nutshell.
Benjamin Peterson
Im so fucking mad there are no headshots
Alexander Brown
And I thought, “Wow, the point requirement for S is way higher than I thought” and “Damn, I should have been dodging into kicks this whole time.” That’s the difference between you and me user, you think about reddit while I think about video games. Also, you made up bacon flavored lollipops, since no human being would make such a revolting product to sell.
Jackson Williams
the humor looks forced but I'm not sperging about that devolver has been shilling it for two E3s now and that's what got my attention
Camden Perry
But Deadpool is actually one of the better superhero movies because its atleast selfaware and doesn't go full capeshit.
Ian Jones
autism
Jaxon Cox
Of all the stuff on Yea Forums you could try to call bullshit on, you decided to go for bacon lollipops you fucking moron. Anyone with half a brain would be able to tell that yes, of course someone would have made fucking baconpops, bacon is a giant meme. Stupid fucking bitch.
I didn’t know bacon was a meme. Is it maple syrup with bacon bits inside? It sounds gross
Asher Miller
You were on a roll right up until you denied bacon flavored lollipops. All it would have taken you was a few seconds in another window to google them to confirm if they existed or not. And now everyone is going to disregard the good point you started off with.
Joseph Harris
THIS NIGGA DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT MAPLE BACON
THIS NIGGA DEADASS DON'T KNOW ABOUT MAPLEWOOD SMOKED BACON
Nathaniel Wilson
I’m sorry about the bacon pops, man. They just sounded stupid.
Nathaniel Morgan
you underestimate americans we’re talking about people who eat butter on a stick
Blake Price
Probably because it's an Amerifat thing
Anthony Wright
There are headshots, you just suck
Kayden Phillips
Here's a tip: If it sounds stupid but it's PLAUSIBLE, you might want to check Google.
Matthew Gutierrez
Controller seems to auto lock onto enemies chests so that's probably where he's having problems, I noticed it happening during my playthrough.
I have it on my wishlist... Am I your normalfag friend?
Sebastian Ross
I stopped a half hour in, I don't think I'm genuinely good enough at the game, I don't know when to dodge or kick effectively, breaking up into the two reticles seems inefficient and gets me shot up and I can't get a good flow going when enemy bullets shred my health in a few seconds, ruining my score at the end of the level I'm also playing on hard, maybe should have done easy mode
John Wright
Dows it have Normal?
Eli Jackson
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the FPS games
Well i played for a couple levels (with a mouse) and bullets that hit head didnt oneshot, so then i decided fuck-it-all and just aimed to the body cos of uzi and dodge spread
Will try again tho, then
Oliver Walker
>So obsessed with appearing "superior" that he can't even enjoy something because somewhere, someone else he'll never meet or talk to will also enjoy it How fucking pathetic do you have to be?
Joshua Cox
No there's, easy, hard, and then bananas mode Hard is hard enough, and I hate that it takes like 4 or 5 bullets to kill a guy, i get anxious when I see a room with 4 guys in it, cause I know I'm going to get my ads handed to me if I don't plan out what I want to do, and stopping to plan an attack really breaks the flow of the game for me, especially with the bullet time
Ryan Gray
Starts of pretty fun but get repetitive and too platformy
Nicholas Lewis
>buying my friend pedro when amid evil and dusk are on sale Not my fault you have shit taste desu
Dusk and Amid Evil have been around for a while now and on multiple sales, plus they are pretty different style games compared to pedro. If someone is interested in dusk or AE they prob already have them. If not, why not all 3?
You are allowed to like/play more than one thing, user.
Jordan Morales
>you should play these completely different genres Based
Christian Wright
>new fresh mechanics >Everyone loves good bullet time. >Doesn't take itself seriously >Has a good representative for itself ala the banana >Decent level design >Badass sound track to match
Even tho I pirated that shit. I'll buy it anyway just support the dude who made it. Honestly it does get stale. But for 15 bucks it's a good game. 8/10