Do you have the gamer horn?

Fret not!
Now with 5G, your brains will be so microwaved you'll be too fucked up to give a shit about smartphones giving you bone cancer.

Attached: 1324235345667.jpg (184x184, 13K)

dios mio, el diablo..

never felt better to have given up on phones nearly the minute of ever having one

>this, ladies and gentlemen is the face of a western gamer.

Attached: Venom_Snake_TTP.png (900x900, 893K)

i have one of these. when do i get my incubus powers?

Attached: 1538629402397.jpg (583x439, 35K)

Why did Israel ban 5G?

I do have a gamer horn
It's big, brassy and I'm going to blow it

ron jeremy is a gamer?

they didn't, you're just a fucking idiot who believes memes

reuters.com/article/israel-telecoms-5g-idUSL8N1YW2C2

Uh if you're using your phone to play games why would you be holding it against the side of your head

Uhm, sweetie, 5G is untested so obviously it's not dangerous.

those researcher suck, because I have a horn like that before mobile phones existed. We noticed it a school, when I asked my friends if they got that too. Some got it some don't

We should lock them up in big stone cases before they turn full shadow monsters

Literally turning us into demons.

radio waves do cause cancer, I know of multiple bone cancer cases in the army which were traced back to radio technology. Keep in mind that cancer doesn't happen instant and is a very slow and painful death

>ITT: summerfags don't know what an occipital bun is.

Honestly, fuck all of you gullible niggers.

Attached: 1553869510251.png (434x245, 189K)

Zoomers are literally mutants.

what is the difference between robust and gracile?

>Touch back of head
>Find out I got a big one

What the fuck do I do?

Attached: 1351454.jpg (362x377, 38K)

use your brain

find one poster in this thread who fell for it
idiot

>Kaz. I'm already a demon...

according to the shitty today article op posted, the bumps are caused by the posture people have when they use smartphones. if you had a gameboy it might've had the same effect because you sat like a sloth with down syndrome.

Occipital spurs huh.

And I know dozens who died due electrical wind generators!

STANDING

The final stage is arriving. The war between the demon touched people and the angelic pure humans is closing in. This is why the world is a mess, because those marked by Lucifer runs amok among the honest, good folk. The rapture is happening.

I thought everyone had a slight bump at the back of their skulls. Have had mine since I was a wee young toddler, since long before anyone even had phones. And my friends and family have such bumps too, of varying sizes.

That's right, the real reason for them is... Rock and roll music.

Actually it is all a bigger plan, rock, satanic toys, videogames, mobilephones... It's all part of something bigger.

would more appreciate your interpretation/regurgitation

Nigger it's a fucking natural bone structure made to fix a tendon to your skull so you can move your goddamn head.
Any fucking strenous activity (Involving lifting, calistenics, swimming, cycling or maybe going around like a retard with your head tilted towards your phone) that involves muscle work would also thicken your bones, especially where they connected to tendons.

Strum with long hair, not patrician

go back to /pol/, jew.

So our horns are growing downward from the back of our heads? Will they curve forward?

ONE MORE GOD REJECTED

I seriously don't know how you don't know what robust means. It's in common vernacular.

Google occipital protuberance before you start going on about your horns

Also: forbes.com/sites/kristinakillgrove/2019/06/20/no-your-kids-evil-cell-phone-wont-give-them-horns/#2e22d2242bc1

Honestly it would be really cool if we had horns. Why the fuck does every other animal gets to have cool shit like tails, horns, etc and we don't?

We have thumbs

we can balance fine and hands + pointy stick/pointy stick launcher > meme natural weapons

of course

Attached: Venom_profile.jpg (1920x1080, 250K)

I have smoke a 'Camel - Robust' cigarette. it felt like what the word robust sounds like. I am banking on being lazy, getting someone to do something, and reading someone's unique thought to the effect of my bullcrap.

Nigga you had to type on a fucking computer or phone to make this comment

Because we don't need it, we evolved and got rid of our tail but not completely, since we have a bone at the base of our spine which is supposed to be where our tail connected

Mark of the beast.

we'll become literals demons

Hell yeah

Attached: 500_F_25677638_2c5qkcmnnWaLqJ1YhrP3arHGtJ1PhmXa.jpg (500x334, 38K)

sorry but the laziness bubble has burst

nigger we have thumbs. everything around you right now is probably a product of thumbs in some way

I'm already a demon

In outer heaven
Men become "Demons"

Based

Attached: 77551cbbae63852c9c3aaa732d96c7d8.jpg (1200x1071, 178K)

No, because I don't play games

>(((forbes)))

Betcha a jaguar wishes it had opposable thumbs rather than that gay ass tail

You get ready for your second penis to finish forming.

laziness can burst and it wont affect me
im just drunk and want to see whats up

Radio isn't ionizing, so please do tell how a non-ionizing radiation can cause DNA damage which is required for cancer to develop.

Get ready to dab on all the normalfags when our gamer horns grow in. I'm gonna gore chad to death with mine

Shut up fucking nerd

>dude microwaves aren't ionizing so they're harmless trust me goy
Fuck off.

>horn finally grew in
>fucking demons keep asking me if they have shoulders or if they can have 20 bucks

Could you first tell me why people who live near radio towers develop cancers at much higher incidence?

Why does our president think that the noise from wind turbines cause cancer?

Dojyaaan

because he's an idiot, he has a few good ideas but on the whole he's nearly retarded

Damn demons raping our women.

Just imagine when Huawei builds their 5G amplifiers.
5G is not like radio towers in that it actually focuses the signal into a point. Bring your phone to your head and you're getting mutated by a focused beam.

I actually went ahead and read a bit about it:

-They don't actually know what's causing the "Phone Horns". They think it's caused by you craning your neck down to look at your phone, but that's just one idea. LOTS of young people had them: Australian Doctors surveyed a group of people in their early 20's and almost 41% of everyone had a horn.

-Another idea is that this could be a 'recent' adaptation to act as maybe a counter weight to support our terrible posture or to spare or necks/backs from all the looking down we do as opposed to looking forward, etc.. Either way, though, they say the horns are harmless.

-These horns are usually not 'super long', but the longest one they found was an INCH LONG. Men usually have longer horns than females- something I personally found amusing and true to nature, eh?

Attached: Anime_Stress.gif (250x300, 785K)

I'M ALREADY A DEMON

Ah yes. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Homo demons.

Dibs on the Hard-cumman as my demon name.

Virtually everyone has a few good ideas

I can feel a squishy gap but no horn. Am I safe?

>tfw draphs aren't real

My demon name is Cloud Uchiha

source?

give me a fucking life stone

user HAVE NO HORN
HAHAHA HORNLESS HORNLESS

>reuters
Liberal trash. Find a real reputable website, not fake news.

Because the choice when it comes to 5G is either China or America, pick your poison.

>literally microwaves
>j-just call them "millimeter radio waves"
What's even the point? Since when was mobile internet slow for anyone?

Attached: 1516107493877.png (167x151, 24K)

Attached: a3s8r8f4uy131.jpg (900x705, 105K)

>turn homo after years of denial
>now turning into a demon

The bible said this would happen

Attached: 1560758882264.gif (250x250, 282K)

I seriously doubt evolution is so smart and sentient that could decide on some features to be added to us, that's not how it works. Mutations don't happen for a reason, they just happen for god fucking know why, and if they are actually useful, they tend to stay and those who don't have it tend to die out. That's why it takes millions of years.

It was real in his mind. Meanwhile in reality Israeli telecom companies plan to have their 5G up in a year or two per

More like doggy style handlebars, since it's at the bottom rear of the skull.

Lemme blow you while you hold onto my horns

I can feel the boomer emanating so strongly off that image that I want to go buy a case of Monster and listen to AC/DC while mowing my lawn at 5am

No

GUYS I'M SUPER SCARED RIGHT NOW

Attached: 1558408125095.jpg (476x530, 35K)

THE JEWS! THE JEWS ARE TRYING TO TURN US INTO DEMON HORN PEOPLE! WHITE EXTINCTION IS IMMINENT!!

Doesn't the horn make these types easier to die? You can punch them in the face and they'll sustain internal bleeding from the backside.

When and where faggot

Attached: 1548814073718.png (447x350, 302K)

So those horned folks are more evolved than the rest of us?

>Nature pin pointing the NPCs and slouch fags for me
Nature truly is based and worth saving

Attached: 1560819377861.gif (400x224, 664K)

>jews are making whites go extinct by turning them into fucking rad demon people
based yids, give us wings next please

Asl first homo

>terrible posture but no horn
What am I doing wrong?

literal demon horns familia

Yeah, I went to the doctor and he told me that I'm literally the spawn of Satan, so i did a blood test and yeah now the devil owe a considerable about of back pay in child support.

Attached: 999.jpg (576x1024, 138K)

This is part of a plan to start selling horn surgery, horn accessories, and exploit a new racial divide of the hornies versus the humans.

Revelation 13:16-18

16 It also forced all people, great and small, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hands or on their foreheads, 17 so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name.

Attached: 1536758427045.png (436x425, 56K)

Oh shit I know what happens next
>more evolved people begin to be created
>unevolved people go "unga bunga kill demon"
>evolved people wiped out
>Humans are the real monsters

Truly the Jews are the white man's best friend

>right hand and forehead
>horn is growing from the base of the skull
sorry, no rapture for you today

>no horn
>hands pristine
Jesus take me to paradise

>believing in old tales
lmaooooooo

ITS THE FLUORIDE IN THE WATER SUPPLY

Attached: 1537021315917.jpg (800x578, 81K)

>back of head = right hand or forehead

Attached: ANNOYED Sabia.jpg (323x361, 40K)

>Ahem
>FUCK MUTIES

Attached: fallout_2_fallout_enclave_armor_2054_240x320.jpg (240x320, 32K)

26/homo/Portland assmuncher

Attached: 1560564773923.gif (130x142, 7K)

>all the sub-1inch hornlets in this thread
how cute

Horns are super cute, let's do our best to force this genetic mutation.

the two background ones are literally just shadows

>Horn helps with posture
>Better posture=Chad look=Stacy's
Chad horns won't be kissless virgins so if the horn gets you laid it's evolution at work.

Literally no one believes jews are trying to kill white people

shhhhhhhhhh don't point that out or he'll start posting more """proof"""

Now that you put it that way...really makes you think.

>Almost 2 states away

Attached: 1557451905264.jpg (1200x675, 81K)

Back in the pleasure tent, orc whore.

>swallow toothpaste
Ok retard

Try telling that

>Have horn
>Means you have such shitty posture you require what practically amounts to a tumor on the back of your head
>Still a virgin, just with a deformity

GAMER DEMONS RISE UP!

Attached: 1538898202790.gif (175x173, 82K)

back of the knee maybe...

I am not a whore! This is just a temporary measure to gain the orcs' trust!
It just HAPPENS to feel good, that's all.

Attached: ANGRY Sabia.jpg (229x237, 23K)

Torture?

You just did, but you're too dumb

They fucking slaughter the hell out of migratory birds, I know that.

Humans are evolving into something

evolution is just a theory

A sexual activity?

>tfw not enough of a god gamer to have a horn
WOOOOOAAAAHHH HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Attached: 1554811875237.jpg (199x254, 13K)

What the fuck?

Welcome to my fucking life, last guy I fooled around with lives in fucking Utah

Attached: 1561001799744m.jpg (752x1024, 208K)

meh
call me when we have irl monster girls

I think I got a gamer horn on my chest below my nipple there's some kinda lump when I feel around

How is this related to /pol/?

Leave you spastic fuck.

How is it a theory when we've selectively induced it in every single domesticated species of animal?

Underage and double retard.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_fluoridation

No, just replace the ones that are left.

user, yu have tittie cancer

Foreground probably works a desk job so her hand's fucked, back left has his wrist pushed forward so thats the bottom edge of his hand, and back right is a shadow

>conservatives could be starting a panic about 5G but instead focus on vaccines

You could have an ingrown hair. I had one of those, it was like I had a third nipple. I was like a GOD.

Alternatively, you have cancer.

Not /biz/

What possible evolutionary benefit wipoudl horns have?

Also I wonder what’ll happen if humans do start developing things via evolution. What’s would that mean for creationist?

you're a homo demon

>false "info"graphic with no sources
>implying it didn't come from /pol/
i guess it could have come from some shitty Yea Forums related discord but that's practically the same thing.

Thumbbros unite

>phone use is the cause

phew...im safe

Attached: 1549779920970.jpg (680x445, 28K)

This is not Yea Forumsidya, fuck off

I didn't claim anything otherwise. Nowhere in the theory is it claimed that mutations happen for a reason, that's what I wanted to point out and why that post was stupid.

Yeah, it's less the Jews and more the rich in general. Upper class wants a permanent slave caste instead.

>not only is user alone, he doesn't have a demon horn
Prepare to get bullied to death, nerd.

This is from a tabloid and /pol/ ragged on it too earlier. Your /pol/ obsession is unhealthy, please see a therapist.

Some conservatives are starting to panic about 5G, but not because of cancer but because of China.

How about we fuck on instead slut?
*forcefully grinds and gyrates my bulging speedo up against your ass*

>and /pol/ ragged on it too earlier
Wonder how you know that if you're not /pol/.

Proof?

cancer.org/cancer/cancer-causes/radiation-exposure/cellular-phone-towers.html
they don't. go read a book you retard.

I see just as many liberals whine about vaccines as I do conservatives. I see more high profile liberals at that, lot of retarded actresses doing it.

A

burgers?

Um sweetie, god created evolution, it's called intelligent design.

same. i've had that since the early 90s.

I don't know what's gayer

Sucking cock or living in Utah

thehill.com/policy/cybersecurity/443696-graham-warns-of-5g-security-threat-from-china

"Kaz, I'm already a homo demon...."

Attached: 1462480354470.jpg (274x411, 49K)

Never said I didnt browse /pol/

Doesnt it suck to be wrong when other people actually fact check and you cant push your /pol/ boogeymen agenda?

man I'm scared about 5G and AI
fuck the future

starcraft

>it's just a boogieman!
>I'm /pol/ btw

do i really need to go collect every image with bullshit propaganda in it /pol/ has shit out for cointel purposes? cause i'm not gonna do it either way. you'd have to pay a market research firm to cover the wide selection. sorry for having a false-positive in these trying times.

When 5G comes out as standart everywhere in the world we are all going to have cancer and 2nd dick somewhere on our body

If one of you turns into dickbutt you better post pictures.

have sex

Kek

forbes.com/sites/kristinakillgrove/2019/06/20/no-your-kids-evil-cell-phone-wont-give-them-horns/

>A study published a couple years ago on a cranial growth has recently gotten new life as the media discovered it and has pitched it as "horns" or "bone spurs" created by cellphone use. Anthropologists and other scientists, however, have been thoroughly debunking the study this week and calling journalists out on their lack of research into the topic.

How can we stop them? I don't want a second dick, bros.

>faster internet to download more porn AND a second dick to stroke
worth it
just hope you get a third arm too so you can do everything at the same time

lmao ico

This is just some massive retardation right? This is the exact same thing as an occipital bun.

ONE MORE GOD REJECTED.

Attached: 1354567644815.gif (523x480, 459K)

>/pol/ is a cointel conspiracy boogeyman
Too much credit tranny.

Thank you.

Tbh if America wants to bitch about China getting 5G service first then they need to work on their infrastructure.

Some reading material: spectrum.ieee.org/tech-talk/telecom/standards/how-america-can-prepare-to-live-in-chinas-5g-world

This reads like the start of a MegTen spinoff

Attached: 1557628497983.png (144x233, 70K)

kys

Go throw around your dialog from an NPC in Diablo 4 somewhere else.

Wow, Kojima is going to split humanity into two separate species just to bring the ruse cruise to fruition. Truly an artist and a visionary.

Attached: 42506218_2200504833607912_1782681892746947018_n.jpg (720x900, 64K)

what the fuck is wrong with you people, you see this and the first thing you think of is using them for sex

unironically society is fucked

Attached: why.png (320x240, 7K)

It's not just USA either, a lot of European countries as well are worried about China setting up 5G networks in their nations.

>do i really need to go collect every image with bullshit propaganda in it /pol/ has shit out for cointel purposes?

There are times where it really warrants it. For instance when the FBI tries false flagging on the chans

5G can't even fucking penetrate buildings completely like lower frequencies can.

Yeah, actually.

So wouldnt that make Repubs ourguys then if their paranoia isnt misplaced?

>tfw in utah and had a few internet friends over

Attached: 1559261349332.png (757x632, 349K)

Where do you think you are?
YOURE IN THE JUNGLE BABY

what? one of society's foundations is sex.
which you should have, by the way.

This is literally evolution at its peak. We see horn. We like horn. We fuck people with horn. Soon everyone has horn.

Easy blowjobs.

Kek

Soon well be having
>If you dont gave a horn your not a real gamer

Attached: a44fc8c3803b6099a94293e01776ee92.jpg (1248x858, 214K)

>portland
>Yea Forumshomo
Big surprise
enjoying our year long pride?

Thanos stop

look, i'm a sexually active loser just like you guys but this is too far for me, goatgirls and such are fine but this isn't

Attached: why.jpg (411x485, 89K)

Non ionizing radition causes the formation of thymine dimers which prevent replication and translation
t. Bioengineer

unironically fuck off lol

I have a bump on the back of my head there and I was born years before smart phones were even invented.

Perhaps, you know what they say about broken clocks, while a lot of European nations worries about China setting up 5G networks due to the potential of spying and control they seem to turn the a blind eye when the same things can happen with an American 5G network.

Then you have nations like Hungary, Poland and Serbia who are practically opening their doors to China so I imagine that a Chinese 5G network will be set up in those nations very soon.

>not wanting to be able to fap using your tail

Attached: ch921121.gif (900x290, 61K)

no

Attached: fresco.png (643x480, 228K)

Maybe we already had those before but nobody paid attention to it. Sometimes scientists can be pretty retarded

The high wattage of microwaves is able to rapidly move water molecules back and forth due to their polarity, generating heat. With enough time and exposure, you are literally cooking from the inside. The damage is denaturization of proteins, like normal burns, and not direct damage to dna, like the kind you suffered before birth.

Low powered wifi and cellular signals at the same frequency do not possess nearly enough power to move water molecules, let alone enough to create a heat that can damage you.

Attached: 1328139339297.gif (320x240, 2.64M)

and it's a theory that consistently holds up and gets reinforced like fucking gravity, what's your point?

Because we are great apes and not a single great ape has any of that crap. You should high five our Chimpanzee, Gorilla & Orangutan brothers cause we're better than gay horned/tailed cucks.

Attached: Path of humans.png (636x1271, 80K)

Elfen Lied. This is how it all begins. The beginning of the end.

it's time for another evolution

>Also I wonder what’ll happen if humans do start developing things via evolution.
what is our tailbone, midriff and appendix?

Everyone knows that the mark is the chips and not your k-pop deformities you big dummy.

Attached: obr2903.jpg (1034x731, 331K)

>5g

Attached: FC3F1B6B-4EEC-4974-B0DA-63B8E14B53E0.png (640x1136, 819K)

A game theory

>cats

what the fuck

Came here to post this.

Evolution doesn't work that way

>tfw stuck on this part
>haven't played it for over a year

Attached: fuggg.png (1127x875, 1.62M)

Can we get a better source on that?

>Low powered wifi and cellular signals at the same frequency do not possess nearly enough power to move water molecules, let alone enough to create a heat that can damage you.
It doesn't have to wiggle the H2O to move it like a microwave, just destabilizing it a little can cause a destabilization of say, a solute protein carrier complex
This will then slow down cellular transport of something an itty bitty tiny bit, causing a slight change in gene expression which can snowball into something bigger, especially in genetically predisposed people or with long time exposure
Currently the link to glioma is controversial, but cellular signal effects on the epithelium are significant, this can be most dangerous if it is in your pockets and it affects your balls, this might even be a factor of infertility in the Western world

>more common in men than women

literally how? women stare at their phones 23 hours a day

Can't tell through my gamer fat

There can be more than one problem at a time, user.

next evolution

Attached: horatio.jpg (1260x708, 316K)

The fucking milliamps coming out of a phone is less than the combined white noise you're body endures every second of living on Earth. You're doomsaying about POTENTIAL movements so tiny that the vibrations of plopping your body onto a bed is ten thousand times more "destabilizing" than that nonsense.

I literally don't give a fuck about what you're trying to say. It's downright illogical with only the illusion of truth if you don't know better.

>there are retarda who actually believes in this
You sure this isn't also the jewish plan for world domination?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Attached: 5g insurance.png (633x698, 290K)

>skyscrapers

>tfw you didn't blame your cancer on radio waves
I could be a rich dead man but now I'll just be dead.

TAKE BACK EVERYTHING THAT WE'VE LOST

I wasn't aware skyscrapers were giant swirling blades, user.

Sounds like somebody never heard of Prometheus and Epimetheus

Psycho Mantis?

Attached: MGS1Snake.png (350x286, 105K)

>Article suggesting the US become subservient to China
>Writer is Chinese

Attached: 1364229969910.png (504x479, 265K)

>wireless
>>faster internet
Boy are you in for a surprise m8.

>tfw you will never have a horn because you don't use a cellphone
even in a biological level society oppress the gamer

>There's warning to use head phones with your phone and not hold them against your body.
>Warnings not to keep them in your pocket or next to your body for more than 2-3 minutes
>Warnings about putting them to your ear the second people answer it.
>Warning not to keep it near you when not in use, or shut down when not in use.
>Some people keep the thing in their hands or glued to their ear 24/7
Imagine 5G, just stick to land lines and non wireless PCs anons.

Attached: Get me out of here.png (463x497, 221K)

That would require you to have sex

GUYS THIS WEIRD GUY IN A WHEELCHAIR SENT SOME SORT OF PROGRAM TO MY PHONE. IS IT A VIRUS?

I'm pretty sure there's an anime or weeb JRPG where this happens and everyone gets super powers.

a focused beam of nothing

This would make a nice desktop background

Five G's?

Run.

>(((insurance companies))) also refused to pay for my medical treatment from when I got gored by a unicorn
UNICORNS CONFIRMED FOR REAL

Hyped about AI, unfocused casual wireless needs to get out tho.

Shit is fucked.

staring at phones all day is turning us into fucking reptiles...

who can argue that phone companies aren't run by reptilians now?

This shit is going to cause eco terrorism, mark my word.

>hyped for your replacement

it's just the edge of the skull. some are subtle some are more pronounced.

So is there any proof that 5G is actually harmful or are people just saying it's harmful because they actually buy into the "cell phones cause cancer" shit that's been floating around since the early 90s and is obvious bullshit?

human are jack of all trades so we don't need gay shit like fang or being able to fly
we just need BIG FAT BRAINS

>obvious bullshit
Why is it obvious?

Let's search Pubmed.

Neuroscience.
A Single Exposure to GSM-1800MHz Signals in the Course of an Acute Neuroinflammatory Reaction can Alter Neuronal Responses and Microglial Morphology in the Rat Primary Auditory Cortex.

IEEE Trans Electromagn Compat.
A Radio Frequency Radiation Exposure System for Rodents based on Reverberation Chambers.

J Stem Cells.
Effect of Mobile Phone-Induced Electromagnetic Field on Brain Hemodynamics and Human Stem Cell Functioning: Possible Mechanistic Link to Cancer Risk and Early Diagnostic Value of Electronphotonic Imaging.

J Craniofac Surg.
Influence of smartphone Wi-Fi signals on adipose-derived stem cells.

PLoS One.
Does exposure to a radiofrequency electromagnetic field modify thermal preference in juvenile rats?

Int J Mol Med.
Alteration of glycine receptor immunoreactivity in the auditory brainstem of mice following three months of exposure to radiofrequency radiation at SAR 4.0 W/kg.

Toxicol Lett.
The protective effect of autophagy on mouse spermatocyte derived cells exposure to 1800MHz radiofrequency electromagnetic radiation.
>you balls need to up authophagy significantly to survive radiofrequency
>also, guess who likes higher autophagy expression
>cancer

Cell Biochem Biophys.
Effects of 900 MHz radiofrequency radiation on skin hydroxyproline contents.

There's more.

Status:
[X] TOLD

I can't confirm or debunk involvement of the higher echelon.

no it's invisible things are scary 2: Electric boogaloo

Because independent studies have been done on the subject since cellular phones were invented and every single one has shown no correlation

All you did is post a bunch of titles?

>All these years without any form of physical evolution
>first thing we get is some stupid horn at the back of our heads
Wtf man i wanted humanity to evolve having wings and shit.

Attached: 1547745534039.jpg (960x616, 104K)

>unironically thinking that naming articles that might be vaguely related to the conversation based on the titles alone constitutes as an actual argument
lmao

>goat
Cow. Cow girls. Did you forget where you are /pol/?

Attached: Screenshot_20190621-161833_Chrome.jpg (720x1280, 602K)

Now do the contents of those studies support your claims or not? Posting titles of experiments doesn't tell us what the actual results were.

there's a bunch of studies on it brainlet

user, you know there are oficial warnings for phone useage right?
>Use headphones.
>Do not put it against your ear.
>Do not keep it pressed against your body when active
>Keep at a distance or off when not in use.
>Do not put against ear in the first seconds after a call has been answered.

Attached: Uh oh.jpg (587x645, 116K)

Is this the asbestos of the current generation?

strawpoll.me/18202594
Let's see how many of you have shitty posture

Give links, asshat. You said literally nothing.

Neuroscience.
Sustained exposure to user at 1 post per day can lead to inflammatory dicksuckery and alter neuro responses forever.

>Live in LA
>nigs that I talked to were in northern california or so far down south it'd take a good chunk of the day to drive down to them

Attached: 1509582940447.png (3840x2160, 3.3M)

The more you know about radiology and biology, the more obvious the bullshit is.

>everything i dont like is a pol infograph
in case of emergency, stop being retarded

And none of those have anything to do with the cell signals causing radiation, dipshit.
Hell literally all but two of those are about not blowing out your fucking eardrums

Of course I'm hyped, always wanted to talk to a sapient AI.

But retards like this guy think that products having warning labels put on them means that they're literally going to cause him to melt into a puddle of cancer cells if he so much as looks at them even when half the warning are about audio

Guys I just bought a house literally right next to a giant 5G tower (like 30m tall), not even memeing. How fucked am I?

Is 5G harmful? Yes.
Is it more harmful than smoking? No.
Is it more harmful than having a poor diet? No.
It is more harmful than a sedimentary lifestyle? No.
Is it more harmful than having semi-regular x-rays? No.

tl;dr - it is a risk factor, but there are other risk factors you should worry about first

Thing is, it is still avoidable and adopting it is a slippery slope. You were okay with 5G, why not try out 6G? 7G? 8G?
What are you worried about, anyway?
Cancer is somewhat treatable.

O-Okay user, if you trust wireless so much, I'll continue to avoid it as much as possible, and stick to wires for everything that can use them over wireless.

Attached: 1551429492142.jpg (702x562, 67K)

This. It takes millions of years, not the lifespan of a zoomer or even a single generation. Something like this would probably be from an environmental influence of some kind.

I don't because I've used the fingertip grip with my mice. so I don't slide my wrist all around the mousepad.

>Yes.
Why is it harmful? It doesn't cause cancer, as has been repeatedly proven for literally three decades.

Finally my fantasy will become reality.

Attached: 1560483807729.png (863x1200, 721K)

>britbong "insurance" not covering things
If you think LoL isn't completely in bed with the government and marching to their orders, you are an idiot. I always get a hearty chuckle when those moron bongers rag on amerimutt health care, I went to the doctor this morning (9:30am) and was getting X-rays and MRIs in the afternoon (2:00pm) and results will be back at the doc by close of business today. Paid 200 bucks in total, not counting my astronomical bar tab afterwards.
>hurr i paid 0 dollars mutt
I guess you did, if you dismiss your tyrannical taxes you have to pay over there. But I also didn't have to wait for NHS to find an X-Ray and MRI machine that isn't booked for three months scanning "Asians".

Attached: _103925253_huddersfield_grooming_gang_1.jpg (660x371, 51K)

>Let's add more to the list, and worry about the more important ones.
Or you know, don't do that AND work on fixing the others.

I fucking knew it.

Le epic marvel reference, high five fellow millennial.

Explain this faggot
youtube.com/watch?v=FcysZ65Mpp8

Okay user, good to know you're smarter than people who have literally spent their entire lives studying these very topics. Also good to know you think warning labels telling retards not to put a SPEAKER UP AGAINST THEIR FUCKING EARDRUM means that radio waves (the things that humans have literally been inundated with constantly for over a century) cause cancer (even though thousands of studies and experiments have shown no support for that claim)

I'm naming them zoomer horns

Kojima once again is way ahead of his time

>thread about mutation
>devolves into 5g causing cancer
Why are we here? Just to suffer?

Attached: 1559987606498.jpg (750x729, 38K)

Is that why I'm so ugly?

Attached: 1554686070304.jpg (392x495, 98K)

Has it been, I'd uironically like to see the reserch.

Attached: 16234661239.png (481x481, 184K)

yes please

Attached: __shuten_douji_fate_grand_order_and_etc_drawn_by_waterkuma__b5c3f6d6c6f6092acff0d1ea12084c84.jpg (1000x1415, 1.25M)

/pol/fags need to be gassed.

congratz

the risk from the looneys in this thread knocking the tower down onto your house is higher than the risk of harmful effects from the radio waves

so actually this is evolution at work being based
the horn is growing to help SUPPORT people who are looking down at phones
so in a few generations, its gonna feel natural for people to be loooking down at their phones, they wont need to look up

I decided to google a single one of your titles, just out of curiosity.

>Effects of 900 MHz radiofrequency radiation on skin hydroxyproline contents.
These rats were exposed to 1.35 W/kg for 20 min/day for 3 weeks (holy shit, that's fucking 121 watts on a 200lb normal human. 1/4 of an actual commercial microwave, for TWENTY MINUTES a day).

To the researcher's surprise, slow cooking rats showed a mild cooking effect on their skin. Was that cooking DNA damage? No, it was an increase in the skin hydroxyproline level (a fucking protein being denatured).

God, people like you are so fucking dumb. I'm done arguing with idiots. Idiots who don't know how to read studies but want to post them anyways are the worst form of retard.

Never post again.

me on the right

Thank you for understanding. I already try to avoid high audio, but I'd also like to be safe rather than sorry about wireless, especially if there's alternatives and I don't absolutely NEED it and there's no other choice.

Attached: 1245911514339.jpg (720x540, 55K)

you sound like a complete idiot, inform yourself better before spewing this crap first.

Nigga you're gonna fucking die irregardless

>out of africa theory
Shit pic, delete.

Yea, but I'd like to try and be around for as long as possible, for my self and others.

lmao owned

Horns have been the traditional symbol in the arts and literature for cuckoldry.

Yes user, they've literally been doing studies about this since cell phones were the size of a brick and used by maybe a dozen businessmen in each major city, some crazy delinquent on a motorcycle, and nobody else. There has never been any connection to it and it's a joke in the scientific community to even suggest that non-ionizing radiation can cause cancer. Incidents of brain cancer in developed societies haven't shown any incidental increase as cell phones have become more widely used, and developing other forms of cancer wouldn't even be possible since your tissues that are capable of absorbing the radiation emitted are only in your brain. You might as well wear a blindfold if you're trying to avoid cancer from radiation, because your eyes are also constantly absorbing non-ionizing radiation (visible light), which has been shown to be just as harmful as cell phone signals.

Ok, I'll join you

Only in Victorian England.

>enjoying our year long pride
>user said to the bitter forever alone faggot

Go fuck yourself

Attached: 1560113860716.jpg (920x717, 79K)

Humans are mean fuckers and if we had tails, other humans would just rip them off in a fight. So it was probably an advantage to lose them.

Well you'd have a lot more time in your life if you didn't waste time worrying about things like cell phones causing cancer. I hope you wear a blindfold at all times bro

>Jews will mutate into Elves
>Caucasians will remain Human
>Sandniggers will become feline-like or dragon-like
>SEAniggers will become more orcish or cowish (Draphs x Tauren)
>Japs Naga
>Latinos Goblins
I can't think ot anything for Africans...

The horn thing is real though

So everyone ignored over a 100 years of xrays and then cat scans?

That's interesting ... still not gonna use my phone for anything other than calling people and not in the middle of the street out side of emergencies as a life choice, but still interesting, if accurate.

No, the trope shows up as early as the Canterbury Tales, and the Germans, French and Italians also have had it for centuries.

Fuck me, I was a little curious, so I checked another (like a gullible retard).

>A Single Exposure to GSM-1800MHz Signals in the Course of an Acute Neuroinflammatory Reaction can Alter Neuronal Responses and Microglial Morphology in the Rat Primary Auditory Cortex.

>In this study, rats injected with lipopolysaccharide (LPS) to induce neuroinflammation were exposed “head-only” to GSM-1800MHz signals for two hours at a specific absorption rate (SAR) that reached an average value of 1.55W/kg in the auditory cortex
1.55 W/kg. 140 Watts at 1.8 GHz for 2 fucking hours. They microwaved the shit out of that rat's head after injecting him full of inflammatory drugs.

To their fucking surprise and user's explicit pleasure, the slow-cooked rat actually survived the experience with "some abnormalities."

This time I'm done for real. I can't believe I gave you the benefit of the doubt not just once but twice. Shame on me.

Attached: 1449664957317.gif (300x188, 1.18M)

Thumbs and good brains. Even a completely retarded human is smarter than the smartest animal

orks

Niggers would definitely be orcs

Pretty sure I wouldn't, it costs me no time to do bare minimum stuff like ... not use the phone unless I NEED to. If anything it gets me more time ... not that I want to use the phone regardless, if I'm outside I wanna pay attention to what's around me, I leave the internet for my pc.

These are the same people that don't realize anything giving off light or heat is radiation too. Better not turn of a lightbulb or touch your own dick. Cancer awaits!