No user, YOU'RE breathtaking

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y-you too

>No u
Why did he pull it off so smoothly?

I literally stopped being excited once they removed all Role-Playing such as characters choosing their heroes and class and costomising their rooms. The tranny shit was the last nail in the coffin, honestly we shoulda seen this coming when they showed the game was in daylight and mostly an out-door FPS shooter like Far Cry. I have zero hype for this game

Still absolutely looking forward to Death Stranding and FF7 though

Yea Forums in a nutshell, contrarian and hipster.

Imagine desperately shilling this hard for his shitty nip games.

>shitty

Unironically look better than Cybertranny 2077

Nah, all of those games are absolute shit and either filled with "ethic" changes like lowering Tifa's breast, or the equivalent of a walking simulator. Have fun with that dogshit VII, I heard that game is more predatory than any western game imaginable being broken up into several chapters and being sold incrementally over years and years, paying 60's for each release each time just to play the full game.

I'm not Americans, what is this guy and why is he so liked ?

Your nationality doesn't matter when you live under a rock.

Because he cool dog'd it.

Do they not have televisions and movies in the cave you grew up in?

>dog'd
>'d
why

look on the bright side user

nobody likes you, so at least you can't hate yourself.

You can play a literal furry futa in the tabletop.

I don't usually watch movies alone maybe I've seen him once but I still don't know anything about his personality/life

Take your spaced punctuation back with you into your cave.

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Space between punctuation comprised of two dots : ? ! " ;, now that's punctuation.

breathtakingly ugly :(

You know what, I've been making sexual overtures to you for five years now user. You keep ignoring me because you say you aren't gay but look, you aren't getting laid any time soon so just let me gently caress you, faggot.

This meme surrounding keanu reeves is fucking annoying and i hate it and i dont understand the internets obsession with doing this every single year.
>Haha Bob Ross guys XDDD
>Haha Lazy Town guy with cancer XDDD
>Haha Steve Irwin XDDDD
Like can we just fucking stop already? Im so tired.

this user is not breathtaking...

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>A nice person in a fucked up world who wants to teach you to paint and has a pocket squirrel.
>A nice guy who kept appearing in a wholesome children's show even while dying of terminal cancer because he wanted them to enjoy the show
>A nice guy who wanted to wrestle alligators for educational purposes but died unexpectedly to a stingray instead of the million other ways he could or should have died including by alligators.
>Finally, a nice guy who donates money to children's hospitals and starred in some of the most popular films in the last few decades.

It has nothing to do with the celebrities themselves. Its the people latching onto them to the point where even hearing about these people, no matter how good and wholesome they really are, ends up bugging the shit out of you because you hear about them nonstop.

There's not very many pure people in this world, user. That's four people. Out of literal billions.

he also loves isreal

Even those guys arent without their flaws. People putting them on a pedestal will only lead to a disaster if that person ends up fucking up in some way.

>He said something pro Israel to a crowd of dual-citizenship Jews.
>Burn him!
Come on man, if you want to make movies you play the game or you get Gibson'd

I am not a fan of most music. Popular pop songs often get played so much they start to annoy me. The answer is usually to avoid scenarios where I here pop songs. Maybe the reason you hate this shit is because you over-expose yourself to social media and become unhappy. If it doesn't make you happy do something else. Just food for thought.

He's an overall nice guy amidst the shit personalities in Hollywood. Helps the little man - once he cut the majority of his salary he was supposed to earn from the Matrix to help fund the production line so they were well funded and paid so they can keep their quality up, likes shooting guns and riding motorcycles as a hobby, spent years in hiding after losing many people in life like his sister who died of leukemia plus both his child when his girlfriend miscarried and his girlfriend who died in a crash crash. People are excited because it's like CDPR is paying homage to the Cyberpunk genre since Keanu is the poster child for Cyberpunk films, from stuff like the Matrix, Willaim Gibson's Johnny Mnemonic, A Scanner Darkly, and the Replicas.

t-t-thanks senpai

Thanks you, he indeed seems like a good guy.

No one has ever called me breathtaking

Nah, not even the contrarian nature of Yea Forums could make me hate on the reeves

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Fuck she died in a crash crash?
I've heard those kind of crashes are pretty bad rip

youre just a hipster faggot at this point

Why has that been blended with Drive Angry?

>complaining about Tifa's breastchange while CDPR is literally catering to sjws and mentally ill trannies as hard as they can

>literally catering to sjws and mentally ill trannies as hard as they can
Just because you can play mix-and-match with your character customization doesn't mean tranny. Pathfinder Kingmaker, Baldur's Gate, Saint's Row, and Dark Souls did that. Plus they said they features were already in game, they never were implemented to appease trannies.

Imagine shilling this hard. CDPR fired a worker for a "did you assume my gender" tweet. They said in the gamasutra interview that they were including nonbinary options to be inclusive or whatever shit.

One is intentional altering for the sole purpose of ethics like changing a character's boob size, something you can't ignore.

The other is optional and doesn't hamper the game whatsoever since it can be ignored and you can make the character you already intended.

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You calling me a shill while shilling this hard for a piece of shit game that is being altered by an "ethics crew" and is being shipped with one of the most predatory releases in this industry where you are being sold the game incrementally over years and years, you fucking Squeenix bootlicker. Come on bro, what is your real intention here? You're just here to shill your shitty nip games, and doing it for free.

Also that thing about the tweet, it's fales. The only person who got fired was the one who worked for GoG over gamergate. The guy who made the gender tweet still works in CDPR.

no one's saying they aren't without flaws you fucking moron. the fact remains that they did something that is becoming an exceedingly rare thing for someone to do in [current age]

>someone made the effort to edit that

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Are we still pretending this is anything other than cringe?

He is fucking old and he has no children no respect for a man like him.

>Was married and had a daughter
>Both his wife and daughter died in a car accident years ago
Go fuck yourself.

It has more to do with the fact that reddit likes it. Reddit is fucking terrible and everything they approve of should be disapproved.

Dudd that shit happened long ago I mean almost 20 years ago?
He can easily started a new family.

>rich person suffers
HE IS A PARAGON OF VIRTUE GUYS

Ah, the quintessential Yea Forums post

>lol just like forget your family bro
Edge

Soianu Reeves

A tiny innoticeable cosmetic change is no where near as bad as inserting sexually degenerate mentally ill freaks into the game to appease trannies.

I think reddit loves breathing air

>characters choosing their heroes
>you'd probably get one optional dialogue in the prologue, maybe mass effect background specific dialogues and missions here and there at best
>costomising their rooms
>some shitty decoration sets a la fallout 3
D R O P P E D

Good thing those things weren't included because of trannies then and it's more in tune to the tabletop game as stated by Mike and the dev who was interviewed. Noticeable changes to the cosmetics because of ethics on the other hand, that is something that can't be ignored, and definitely SJW pilled.

Those things were never included because of trannies, because the demo itself that was shown already had those features.

Reddit sucks everything's dick. If you removed everything they liked we wouldn't have anything to discuss. Use your fucking brain and focus on shaming people who are obviously from reddit.

Whatever you say, m8. I'm gonna buy both games for my PS4 and have fun with both of them more likely while you keep seething. Worst case scenario, I'll have fun killing trannies if that's an option. But stop pretending like putting trannies in wasn't a calculated political move to appease trannies because that's exactly how it came off and CDPR is known for their leftwing views.

I'm beginning to think you're not breathtaking, user
Same, Keanu's a guy that I'd love to shake by the hand and have a nice chat with over lunch

How can you read this and not think Yea Forums isn't beta scared of reddit and considers it akin to a boogie man.

Now see this here. This is a typical retarded reddit response that makes little sense. No one loves having to breathe air.

>want to read more about the 4th Corp war
>it's not in the base 2020 book
>2077 doesn't include the expansion books
fuck this gay Earth I just wanna read some lore

Sjws literally reee'd for days at cyberpunk and the director told them off

But dude, read this fucking post . If that shit is tranny then ALL of those games mentioned need to be tranny games then because that is exactly what is given in Cyberpunk 2077. You are overreacting over this shit and convincing yourself it's tranny shit and I have no idea why other than you are being completely disingenuous.

>leftwing views
CDPR has never been political. What nonsense are you spewing?? The only thing they ever did was fire one guy for a gamergate tweet. They never bent themselves forward for leftwing shit. And if they are why would they let Mike Pondsmith run lose attacking lefty journalists about their idea of what they think a black man should be offended by.

eye contact is key sir

>On December 24, 1999, Reeves' girlfriend, Jennifer Syme, gave birth eight months into her pregnancy to Ava Archer Syme-Reeves, who was stillborn. The strain put on their relationship by their grief resulted in their breakup several weeks later. On April 2, 2001, Syme was driving alone on Los Angeles' Cahuenga Boulevard when she sideswiped three parked cars, rolled over several times, and was thrown from the car. Authorities believed she died instantly. She was reportedly being treated for depression and taking two prescription drugs, which police found in her car

You've never had a stuffed nose? Try dunking your head in water and you'll learn how much you love breathing air idiot.

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fuck you i took a shower like two weeks ago, i'm fine

Reddit is unironically better than Yea Forums at this point.

lol, wheres the upvote button?

Because they come here to shitpost.

both are terrible. infinity chan is the new Yea Forums

Reddit likes going on the internet, they like hobbies like video games, tabletop, and movies according to the plethora of boards they have, fuck bro, we have to find ways to not be Reddit. Do you think we need to get off the internet, I'm scared that me owning an internet service is going to make me Reddit.

based
i love seeing neurotypicals seethe over enlightened contrarianism

Then you're a moody contrarian, how special.

he has his own way of acting that comes off as pretty simple but this guy deserves mad respect for all the shit he had tp do for matrix.

>tfw you realized nobody has ever really genuinely complemented you like that

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CELEBRITYS?!?! IN MY VIDEOGAMES?? THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT GAMING NEEDS IN ORDER TO BE GOOD AGAIN !! I'LL BE BUYING 3 COPIES, ONE FOR ME, ONE FOR MY WIFE'S BULL AND ONE FOR HER SON, I HOPE MORE GAMES FOLLOW THIS TREND THIS ABSOLUTELY IS THE WAY TO GO

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I actually kinda respect Hugo Weaving more in that respect. Fucked up his leg immediately and went on to do fight choreography sans any meaningful kicks.

WHAT'S THIS?? IS THIS MY MOMENT!?? IS THAT A POST THAT I CAN FINALLY USE THIS SOIBOY MEME ON!? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT MY DREAMS OF SHITPOSTING ARE FINALLY COMING INTO FRUITION! I CAN FINALLY BE Yea Forums! PLEASE ACCEPT ME MY Yea Forums BROS! DO I FIT IN YET?

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Yeah it was much better when Keanu was an unkown actor starring in small indie movies like The Matrix and no one else knew about him. Fucking normies liking my favorite actor, now I can't like him >:(

>having more customization options is bad because someone might make trannies with it and that hurts me somehow
are you really this fragile

>god i want to this game to flop more than anything else
good luck with that lmao

What was he originally reacting to again?

>le do i fit in yet mom
Imagine still having a pre-pubescent understanding of memetic warfare.

Someone needs to make an OC of a boogieman-esque Reddit alien looming over a very scared and paranoid child with a four leaf clover shirt.

new Star Wars trailer

I'm really not, Keanu.

This, it saddens and fucking sickens me that these faggots latch onto and worship him after John Wick 3's marketing was all about how much of a nice and humble guy Keanu is, it feels almost abusive how they've commersialized someones good nature.

I still like Keanu though

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>Shocked trannies are present in a Cyberpunk universe
Are you honestly this retarded? Why even insert yourself into something you have no interest in? You're literally like SJW trying to insert their shit opinions in everything.
Fuck off you retard

The very definition of faggot gay homosexual tumblr mental illness dick sucking niggatry is contained in your travesty of a post.

Hating something popular automatically makes you an interesting, deep and intelligent individual

>OH NO PEOPLE LIKE THE SAME THING I LIKE I CAN'T BE THAT SPECIAL GUY ANYMORE

just fucking SUICIDE YOURSELF.

Yea Forums and Reddit have been the same since a few years now user. People still shit on Reddit, while literally being Redditors. It's so obvious when you've been here longer. There's been such a massive shift in 'board culture' since like 2014 or some shit. All the Reddit rejects who are (understandably) tired of that place, came here and shit up the place without lurking. They think because they 'hate' Reddit that they fit in, when they literally are Reddit.

I practically stopped coming here. First time I'm browsing in weeks. Less popular boards are luckily still fine.

>No user, YOU'RE breathtaking!

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I think what boils my piss is that all the "Yea Forums culture" you see across Yea Forums just isn't Yea Forums exclusive anymore. Yea Forums's become just another social media website.

People act like they're edgy for hating trannies when you can literally go on Facebook comment sections for the exact same experience.
Do you want to see smug frogs and wojaks? Check out twitter. Honk honk.
Want to get irrationally upset about videogames? There's tons of subreddits for that.

It's so goddamn tiring. People are so fucking obsessed with the same topics everywhere. It's like Chanology x10.

>memetic warfare.
Imagine unironically typing out some shit like this and thinking you're a soldier of some sort for posting soiboy memes.

I agree there is no such thing as any kind of unique culture everywhere is the same. Memes are no different from corporate products now

>Less popular boards are luckily still fine.
Sadly /m/ isn’t so lucky.

this

Imagine thinking you're not. Oh wait you aren't because you're the butt-end of the memes. Sucks to be you nerd.

>reward heckling
yeah, that's going to be a pirate for me famalamalam

Why are you the one getting mad that I told you that you're a attention seeking little shit who wants to desperately fit in if this is all but memetic warfare? Or did that struck a nerve because reality is sinking in to the butt of the meme?

you're the butt of the joke user because you're the one here taking Yea Forums seriously at all.

Why does something innocent like this upset you?

You're the one who got serious and mad when I accused you for being an attention seeking little shit, and you are still replying to my posts. I'm not the one who immediately retracted like he is some soldier of some cause and that I'm infringing upon that.

who the fuck cares what other people think
and if you can't do that much at least stop basing your opinions on what other people think

reddit also likes breathing air and drinking water. Guess you should forgo these things too

Now that Yea Forums hates Keanu I’m gonna be extra contrarian by liking Keanu

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So does Trump

This, I browse Yea Forums out of all the mediums I peruse, and Yea Forums hates him. Therefore liking Keanu makes me a far more interesting, enlightened, and a supremely intellectual person in the eyes of the contrarians. Fuck I feel good.

what game is this even about

Killing people.

sounds good to me

Cyberpunk 2077

you're still not required to hate everything reddit likes if you hate reddit

An outdated vision for the future.

Good thing I go by how I feel rather than everyone else

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He seems like a genuinely nice guy and all but I don't really get what all the hero worship is about. Feels like I've missed something, like did he save some kids or something?

It's just normies doing their hype shit, still doesn't mean I have to hate the guy, or I have to hate Cyberpunk 2077 now because of it.

Even if all the nice things people said Keanu has done aren't true he has had some rough spots and I hope he is happy.
Unless he is also an asshole, then fuck him.

Well two of them are dead so they're safe ;_;

Dude he donated millions to children charity’s he’s a legit good man

user, are you fucking retarded?

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I bet you would piss on the grave of robin williams if you knew where it was you fucking faggot go kys yourself

>be nice person
>people like you
wtf is this meme shit, why can't everyone be a bitter faggot like me

Cyberpunk is probably the most relevant place to have trannys, since one of the main focuses of the genre is how people are obsessed with modifying their bodies to fit what they want, to the point of not even resembling their original selves
Go on, change my mind

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>I AM BREATHTAKING

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The change is never a good thing though in cyberpunk
Most androids wish they could be fully human again

No doubt, but lots of other people do that sort of thing and don't get the status he gets. Just don't get it. Doesn't really bother me or anything it's just one of those things in life that just is for no reason I guess. Good fr him I guess, he's had some rough times from what I can gather.

Same desu

He’s a celebrity who is nice humble respects his fans helps others and had a pretty sad past
It’s really not that hard to why people would like him

WHERE IN THE FUCK IS ALL THE "Check this out!" POSTING?

That's another reason for it to be relevant

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what do you think happens after people transition, user?

This is my post , I just think CDPR wanted to bring him along for the recent popularity and because of his repertoire to the Cyberpunk film genre. He's a cool guy nonetheless.

Based image.

Been searching for this one gif. Thank you, kind user!

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Autism

user, I'm pretty sure I'm quite fond of breathing air.

Wife and daughter aren't dogs. You just don't replace them 14 days after death.

>Most androids wish they could be fully human again
The opinions of traitor fleshbag wannabes should never be listened to.

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