Are you excited for this upcoming videogame documentary?

>scene where JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS humiliates Cosmo in front of the crowd during the Mario Maker event
>when Cosmo gets home, it turns into a dark transformation scene of him going insane and becoming trans
Can’t wait honestly

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People in the year 3000 will debate about "But during the stone age", "I HEARD THERE WAS A TWEET ABOUT HIM EXPLAINING IT" one will say, "but that happened only after the MERGE, we can't be sure xe was the same CWC" someone will reply.

something like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=n3yrgGzgzTo

Man Pathologic 2 is looking good.

I actually lost interest in cosmo after the bloodsports thing he held. Hes just a neet druggie who likes nintendo.

Can I get a quick rundown on John Numbers? I only know him from the Nintendo World Championship, and selling his prizes.

damn it, wrong scene I meant this one
apologies
youtu.be/XcQlzNNRK1o?t=50

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

>justin stanley
Holy shit I knew this kid for years.

wtf why

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>literally whos

Chris-chan is the most documented human to have ever existed

what's going on there

He has many on youtube. none of them are movie/film tier but I think you might find them interesting none the less.

>rises to the top to challenge Philosopher-King Cosmo in Mario Maker at the NWC finals
>uses ancient magics to siphon away Cosmo's testosterone and Mario skills live on stage
>Cosmo humiliatingly has no counter-hexes and completely loses his ability to walljump
>as a result John FUCKING Numbers breezes through the levels while Cosmo struggles to clear even the first obstacle
>ends up completely demolishing Cosmo, accepts the trophy from Cosmo's hero Shiggy before spitting in his face live on stage
>Cosmo's entire life enters a downward spiral and he goes legitimately fucking insane, becoming Narcissa
>meanwhile John pivots his newfound fame to become a top-tier competitive Smash player
He didn't actually sell the prizes though it was just a joke

appetizer before the main course

>There will be history classes dedicated to Chris's life

cosmo is wearing a wig now?

Came here to say this. Chris chan needs a biopic

>there's more information and data on chris than in most full sets of encyclopedias

>Jane Wagner
Or is it John (((Wagner)))?

youtube.com/watch?v=_nS66IvbvcI

why the fuck do people keep giving this goblin attention? Being good at video games in a previous point of your life and whining for money the other majority of it does not make you an interesting person

>Searching the grimy striations of primitive "Inter-Net" archives from the early 21st century reveals that ancient civilizations prayed to Chris-chan's "Sonic Totem" - a spiritual icon invoked in rudimentary haruspexy performed in conjunction with pseudo-random "Post Numbers"

Yeah, I'm thinking she's back.

>uses ancient magics to siphon away Cosmo's testosterone and Mario skills live on stage
lel

cast john

>she

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Too bad it's already been done 3 times and has its own wiki.

What I'd love is a documentary on Null.

MIRROR

Bruna Butterfly

Yes, the ones that can actually exist in public as women, instead of just a strange social outcast trying to be distinct

This isn't real

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He's not even good anymore.

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Chris-Chan's life will be taught in American high schools in the future like Helen Keller's

You don't have to tell me twice, but during the stone age...

The documentary on the decline of civilization.

I love how Cosmo's had the borderline serial killer lighting in his room for fucking years now. Like holy shit, it's like Werster's cams except not ironic.

this is the only time I've actually see wanda look more attractive than a 5

in English please?

>They're literally watching us RIGHT NOW for INTERNET HATE MACHINE cosmo-bullying screenshots

Guys, my post is gonna be in a MOVIE!

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I don't want this.....

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If this screenshots make it into the screen cap shout out to JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS and A-Channel!

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If it was an abusive porno I'd watch it

No this is the real thread theme
youtu.be/sDGYviQwiGo

What went wrong?

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cosmo threads are always hilarious because he reads them and then considers suicide for probably the tenth time that day. no one here is shilling for him like in an actual eceleb thread.

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*Christine

Too much mindless self indulgence.

I know I'm a degenerate but I get a sudden urge to facefuck cosmo violently whenever I see a pic of him
Like a hateful, slobbering facefuck

if he wasn't so disgusting and thin i prolly would hate fuck too

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Trying too hard cosmo. Nobody will ever love you like john numbers you degenerate mutilated meatwad

is this john wick 4? looks cool

My posts viewable in the video where he cries from people calling him Cosmo will undoubtedly be in this kino. I look forward to my cameo.

>he reads them
do you have a single fact to back that up

Kys fucking abomination

BANGER ALERT

Why do people obsess over consumer goods so much when it’s video games? Video games are toys. Fun distractions. Why do people cling to them like they give their life purpose or meaning?

here's cosmo sans wig

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Their life has no purpose or meaning. They latch on to something, anything, to fill the void. That thing becomes their purpose in life. Sometimes, that thing is video games.

HEY COSMO, HEY
Fuck you

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yea pretty much all the jewtube vids have the clip of him reading a thread on stream and crying. too lazy to find the link for you

>why do people cling to movies
>why do people cling to books
>why do people cling to TV
I don't know but it's not unique to this medium at all, look at how many people are fucking freaks about Harry Potter or Avengers

hey cosmo
I will find you, when I do, I will give you the Kurt Cobain phonecall
don't worry, it will be painless, I think

Honestly. I'd tap it. I'm that far gone

gamers are 100 times worse than any harry potter fan

I remember that but it was just one thread that somebody linked him in chat or something

but we're 4channel, we're cool. totally not Yea Forums here.

You're out of your mind if you actually think that's true

To all of you movie viewers who might want to transition this is a reminder that if you think cutting your dick off will make you happier, it won't, you're depressed/anxious and think the grass is greener on the other side and that jumping there will make your happier. Instead you'll look like a chimera and your body will be in constant panic mode due to you lacking organs. Cope with it and search for alternatives, save your life and spread this around to save others.

Yes, about 40% excited

did cosmo cut his dick off? I dont think hes gone that far

Oh I must have forgotten all those extremist harry potter fans that sent death threats to JK rowling because the movies had black people in them.

I agree that the other things can be just as dumb but at least some books and movies are art. Video games are explicitly made to be sold for money, consumed for entertainment. It’s so sad and gross when I see adults obsessed with video games. It’s masturbatory.

nigger are you really trying to say Avengers isn't designed with the explicit purpose of making money

I would say gamers are the worst, followed closely behind by people obsessed with tv.

HEY FILM DIRECTOR, YOU WATCHING THIS POST? I WANNA SAY THAT I WANT TO:
GAS ALL FUCKING TRANNIES, CURBSTOMP TRANNIES, GUN DOWN TRANNIES, GUT OPEN A TRANNY, THROW A TRANNY FROM A ROOF, HAMMER A TRANNY'S SKULL, HIT-AND-RUN A TRANNY, etc

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They are tho. Gamers are the most obnoxious and obsessive and it is the most shallow product on the list of mediums there.

you posted the wrong pic

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Sounds Kino.

It is, and but not all movies are.

>games as a rule are more shallow than TV
this is bait right

It’s not bait, it’s true

So since apparently we're considering the entire medium are you saying that literally every single video game ever made was explicitly meant to be sold for money?

What was he like?

I-I think it is a wig, just sloppily placed on without care...

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Will it have a musical number?

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Fpbp

m.youtube.com/watch?v=SFbpfNBBXfg

Like this?

same pose and posture as the fucking ghouls from classic everquest what the fuck

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Damn! Narcissa looks like THAT?

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Looks like young Luka Modric in skeletal mode.

In 20 years a Somalian will find the last copy of this documentary on some dust-covered laptop amidst the rubble and will delete it to store a video of some fat bitch shaking her ass.

Pretty loopy honestly. He always had some doomed romance going. He was a perfectly nice dude but I can see him getting caught up in this kind of thing?

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I thought Narcissa fucked off the internet?

True, but that is only because Chris-chan is a complete fucking failure as a human being, and so very few people (even autists) end up as fucked up as "her." Nobody cares about Cosmo/Narcissa Wright, a speedrunner who isn't even the best in the world in any game he/she plays in.

I thought he moved in with his parents or something. I guess his paypigs shelled out some more for him?

No, she just fucked off gamers. Nobody messes with gamers.

Whoa, this is not video games.

he streams on mixer with no cam, just begs for money

The rise and fall and rise and fall and rise and fall and rise of Narcissa Wright.

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Looks like a wig on top of hair lol

Pretty much

Fucking disgusting.

ok

based boogie getting tranny puss

What’s her username

There's GenoSamuel. Also some guy tried to Kickstart another one, he stayed with Chris and Barb for a while and filmed their daily life. He even got a Megan interview.
youtube.com/watch?v=dGekFLTbeos
Too bad it never came to fruition.

>her
just google narcissa mixer you fucking retard. its first result

what the fuck, i thought he'd hit the absolute bottom of the barrel, how did he convince anyone to work with him

This is unironically going to be kino, watch and see.

Is Sessler going to be in it?

Wait cosmo is back?
Thought he disappeared from all social media.
Does he stream again?

Fucking kek.

Why does he not fix his teeth? It's the first thing that makes him off as creepy.

Not a lot of point fixing them at this point when he's got at least 5+ years of sucking dick for meth ahead of him.

I kinda want a professional interview of Chris talking about his life, while constantly having notations in the bottom saying shit like “this didn’t happen” “that person doesn’t exist” “we legally can’t confirm that”

Kek

>want to LARP as a woman
>don't even put the least bit of effort into it

Why is this a thing. This is going to be about how great it is to be trans and completely avoid the many streams of this timed suicide breaking down on stream and crying. Not matter what it says it is not a happy being.

>I got myself a fuckin' life
>Dressed up in evening wear
>I dress myself in fucking lies
>I don't care
>Make-up won't help me oblige too much
>It's not fair
What did cosmo mean by this?

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I actually hope but please only after his death
Also schools are gonna leave out the tranny part

Yeah, I'm thinking he's based.

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white boys baka desu senpai

>So this is the big stream eh? How many viewers do you have today?!
>Six.

meant for

Holy fuck Yea Forums

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I can't believe Boogie ugly bastard'd Cosmo.

>tfw Chris-Chan left more of a mark on history than you ever will

Why do you guys hate individuals that are different than you? Who hurt you?

This may genuinely be a classic example of someone degrading through going trans. I've heard about it before, but you see people decide they're trans and then embark down the road. Along every step of the way, instead of getting better, they just degrade. They get more erratic, more frantic, and whatever issues they had just amplify due to not actually being treated.

Fun fact, people have been cast out of the community and banned from social media for bringing this up.

Yea, I wish I was literally an autistic tranny too.

I wouldn't mind too much if tranny kind would stop being disgusting vocal annoying cunts

Everyone but that didn't affect my tendency to laugh at weirdos.

I bet his room smells like old farts.

poor ray he had one bad case of hemorrhoids

Memes and shit aside these are people with actual mental problems that need help, giving them the facilities to just lop their dick off and indulge in their mental deficiency is not the answer, it was never the answer, these people need actual fucking help. Imagine Cosmos parents seeing this shit and how heartbreaking it is to watch your son set up the billiards for suicide infront of the world.

Cosmo choked hard in front of the entire world and it drove him over the edge.

JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS

I really feel bad for some of these folks, yeah. That said, and to throw it on the table, I'm libertarian with regards to whatever the fuck they want to do to themselves. I just want people acting from a good place and with a sound mind rather than in desperation.

people like you are exactly the reason why gamers should rise up i wish you get hemorrhoids and never feel the pleasure of pooping comfortably ever again

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No shit nigger no wonder you idiots believe so much fake news can't spot an obvious photoshop.

>return the slaaaaaab or suffer my dysphoria

but i hate them as a group

Does Booger not have nipples?

I like the lecture about all the sonichu arcs

Like, being real, I know plenty of trans folks who are chill individuals. They just do what they do and they generally act with a degree of calm, and so there's a mutual respect there. I see it as just amounting to a fashion choice. It's their body. So long as they're not in a perpetual breakdown, I'm supportive.

youtu.be/bX1ccFY6XAs
Those nerves must've struck hard to fuck up at a such a monumental level.

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How do I achieve this aesthetic?

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we live in a society

Because that's what people inside of any community are naturally inclined to do to the people outside of it, even more so if this hatred is mutual.
If you think this sort of behavior is exclusive to this place alone, you are either naive or willfully dishonest.
Not trying to say trannies that do not deserve it, though.

why do you

youtu.be/vFOIauPQ5XI

so all they need to do is make sure the documentary is entertaining

My concern is that the normalization of this shit makes people do it when they never needed to, and irreparably ruin their lives for nothing. Im all for people ruining themselves of their own accord, but remember, these procedures and all that medication is paid for by someone, it is very expensive and takes time from already strict hospital and pharmacy schedules, it doesnt pop out of thin air when needed, it is a complete waste of resources and doesnt solve the issues, its a bandage on a broken leg.

Like it is an actual worry that kids grow up thinking this behaviour is normal and just ruin their lives because they thought it wasnt a big deal, that if you feel feminine one day then you should get your dick lopped, that some medicine and a knife will fix some deep rooted problem within themselves when physical transformation was not the issue, there was something wrong with their mental well being.

its vote counts as much as mine

before you know it he'll be wearing dentures

I got you mate

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You burgers are gonna be drafted to fight for Isreal in Iran in a bit, why are you still shitposting about trannies?

>Sessler
I was blocked by Adam Sessler for not saying anything good about Antifa.

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>null
Boring dude who basically hijacked the cwk forums and turned into his own forum. Also likes little kids and nekos which according to him arent in fact furries

JUAN
MALDITOS
NÚMEROS

onions

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It almost happened a second time too.

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>video game documentary
>it's just about trans-people and not video games at all
everytime

I would like to remember doing something I loved

A genuine concern, yeah.

the oblivious tard filling the chat with mosquito nonsense cracks me up the most

>implying any of us pass medical
if only we were strong women that don't need no man

>think they've just lost it
>hope that they can recover get some sense knocked into them and go back to being their old self
>find out that they are one of those autogynephillic types where it's driven entirely by their own fetishisation of having a vag
There exists no hope, and only one endgame.

>people

I hate you Fumiko.

I also want a cameo >:(

Here's a lil PSA for the audience at home
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK TRANNIES

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>DUUUUDE WHAT "ART" LMAO THEY'RE JUST FUN LOL

fucking bigot

I miss My Cross.

He's about a 6 hour drive from me. I considered going down to interview him before.

Except it isn't

This should be on Yea Forums and it's a horror film.

vidya isn't art but there's art in it

yes, to the beat of requiem for a dream

Yea Forums's going away real soon, user
video games are the future

nah,if theater is around so will tv

What's your offer?

based

I love you please fuck my sister

It’s documentation rivals Hitler and the Founding Fathers. Insane. Fucking insane.

IM GETTIN ME MALLET

Why are you even posting here if you clearly hate videogames?
Videogames are factually art, everyone with an IQ above 2 digits can agree to that and it is objectively the greatest medium of art for the interaction alone.
Movies on the other hand are the most shallow of mediums, they're braindead consumption of images, nothing is expected from the viewer and the viewer has no input, movies are literally for NPC sóyboys who want to consume a product and get excited for next product, there is no artistry involved.
Just look at how much better Spec Ops: The Line portrayed the story of Apocalypse Now than Apocalypse Now itself

don't hate vidya,a cinema isn't art either but that doesn't mean i hate movies

The man beat him so hard that Cosmo became a tranny

>Godzilla is bad because it’s a series of moving photos with no interaction
I’m gonna watch and enjoy my Kaiju-Kino and there isn’t a fucking thing you can do to stop me, you giant, cock-mongling, giga-faggot.

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>cinema isn't art either
Now I know you're retarded

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS

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>>Godzilla is bad because it’s a series of moving photos with no interaction
I'm not saying it's bad, I'm saying it's shallow
>I’m gonna watch and enjoy my Kaiju-Kino and there isn’t a fucking thing you can do to stop me, you giant, cock-mongling, giga-faggot.
Enjoy having bad taste I guess

>white libtards/white leftists
Every fucking time

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Boogie fucks trannies wtf

He got desperate after his gf left him

boogie is literally making it bros

FUCKING LEAF

do you consider restaurants art too?

White males baka desu senpai

I shall

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I just wish I could smell the fugly bastards teeth and toes. Is that too much to ask?

While we're at it he should make more braaaap videos

Food can be art, same way sculpture can be art so by definition restaurants are art

Dilate

If films aren't art what the fuck is
Now films have become a social activity and have lost all meaning other than being cheap entertainment with friends, but earlier at least films were always a medium for showcasing ideas, philosophies and stories

>Posting the photoshopped version

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Literally how?

>Dark musical tone sets in
>Johnny fucking Numbers enters the scene

society hurt me

now i can only smile

as the pain fills me

like butter scraped over too much bread

mogami river

JERMA NO

Imagine the smell

He looks about a 2 in that pic lad

you can pretty much guarantee there to be a section about how poor narcissa is the victim of incessant online bulling while conveniently ignoring the fact that numerous times he baited people into harassing him and all the other completely unprovoked hateful shit he's said to people of his own accord

The calorie thief behind him boosts him up.

yeah but the nose and teeth are still visible......god I wanna fucking bite that nose and those teeth

Source?

Cosmo had one of the most successful streams on Twitch and he threw it all away due to a fetish. It's pity more than hate.