Enemy can surprise you from behind

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>married
>books a two bed hotel room
>The memes write themselves nowadays

The top comment lol.

>you can buli potential love interests

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Polar bears are tough, but they could not take on a saltie

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I mean what the fuck. Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK.

>enemy has a self destruct attack

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Can't believe he saved that seal from drowning, powerful...

Yes. He died of a heart attack thanks to years of a stagnant lifestyle, and terrible diet.

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Nooooooooo. Why couldn't you just have lied and told me the cute seal made it. Why?

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I can hear that poor fella cursing the game's shitty underwater mechanics as it goes head first into the croc's mouth

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kek

the bear was starving and in really bad shape, someone had to die

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that's one thicc boi

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>augh can't wait to be able to fast travel

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ah...the angry eyes, very cute

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>well shit. Wife's gonna kill me

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what the fuck is he doing

T-

holy shit, outplayed

>l4d2 flashbacks

>1
>Then 2
>Then 3
>A fucking 4th

Holy shit

Lionfish are an invasive species and need to be culled.

legitimately fucking furious at this webm. never post it again

My baby!

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>that dodge

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What's wrong with it

How do these fucking huge ass bears live there? Look at that landscape, there's absolutely NOTHING there

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Why'd he do it, lads? He had no reason to charge in there, but that pack of African painted dogs survived thanks to him.

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Lions are fucking cool

fuckin hippos, man...

Do animals really appreciate the affection we show them

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they hugging him cute

I know, max comfy.

>enemy is weak to special abilities

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Theres a wait to defeat them!?

>animals can't be altruisti-
based bison

me as incineroar vs ness players

Holy fuck does it feel good too see those sheep bastards get one

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Hey, if it gets those wild dogs and annoying gazelle out of its swamp

You missed out on a month long shit posting spree. Normies caught on too and even Mark Hamill stepped in to defend the fag.

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Ostitches are so fucking massive holy shit

Froze to death?

Don't let /pol/ see this. They love cargo shorts.

I've always wanted to do that to those fuckers.

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>they just leave their arm
based crabs

Should have smacked it across the pavement.

>speccing into max cooldowns

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>spider crawling on snake
>bird comes for spider
>wait but actually the spider is the snake's tail
how the fuck does evolution work holy shit

Guess they just die

Is it a replicant woodpecker?

imagine the mouse's heartrate

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non Yea Forums threads on Yea Forums are the best and most comfy

>enemies can ally with each other

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>saltie
>posts a Nile croc

I think it's a matter of animals not having the capacity to give each other such affection so when humans do it, it's like pure colombian cocaine to them.

>Protagonist dies at the end

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Have a real saltie user. MWEEP MWEEP MWEEP

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is that pingu ok?

>Hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in your ear

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Needs a name

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Are they ever really ok user?

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DEJA VU

>Nigger gets identified on Yea Forums

Nerf free upper limbs please

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Everday I am thankful I don't live in China [spolier]Because of their shit games[/spoiler]

>get out of my swamp reeeeeeeeeeeee

I was expecting the dog to get run over or something

my nigga. I finally started watching, been really enjoying it.

Did he just lick that rhinos butthole?

I don't even know what happened, but that goose 100% deserved that.

i watched this webm out of curiosity but i ended up not liking it at all ):

F

that throw holy fuck

imagine being so strong that you can rip off your own arm

>accidentally aggroing a neutral mob

anyone has that webm of the zebra coming out of the shallow water with its belly ripped wide open and its organs dragging through the sand as it tries to walk away from the crocs?

Opposable thumbs are busted

More like your limbs are so useless and fragile they can just pop off when needed

should be okay as long as you don't watch the second part

I don't have that but I do have this user.

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>avoiding mimics

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Attacking the bus driver is the dumbest thing any human being can do.

yea but the sea lion looked terrified which upset me

How about attacking your doctor when he's operating on you.

John Rhinoceros, Savannah Dentist.

At least the doctor can sedate you.

How does this make you feel?

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BACK ON THE ROCKS BACK ON THE ROCKS BAYBEEE

why's it just waiting there? horns entangled?

>poor little human boy

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That's pretty metal.

Gamefreak on the right
Pokefags on the left

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Literally this. Badass crab.

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tarantino writes Animal Planet documentary

but why

Did you know most elephants in zoos have HIV?

PRÖÖÖHHH!! :DDD

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that horse came so hard it startled that lion

John Elephant, Savannah Proctologist.

That's just an unnecessarily dickish move.

They leave it as food for an approaching predator, allowing them to get away.

>ITT

I am getting the fuck out of here. Bye.

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The seal just accepts it.

To grow a new one.

>I'll give you 1 arm to fuck off

I like how the bird is walking with the croc like it's the most natural thing in the world.

Corpse explosion level 1

Could be worse. It floods really bad sometimes.

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>WOLOLO

Was it fair bros?

>they EAT DA POO POO
>but this isn't natural because it's not found in nature
Homophobes BTFO.

>So long gator!

how can one boy be so round?

Ran_Fan.gif

>NPC gives a pest control quest

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Yea. Multiple studies have concluded that at least most mammalians show some form of emotions and bonding that allows for them to recognize human affection.

Lions are the ones that got lucky. African wild dogs are underestimated by people a lot because individually they're weaker than wolves, but they're far better at working in larger groups. Those lions would have suffered a ton of damage trying to get a kill, and even if they got one they wouldn't have a chance of outrunning an entire pack while carrying a body.

>going down on your gf during her time of the month

It is natural. Birds specifically hang around them for protection.

Aside from our intellect and opposable thumbs why do animals get to be so much better than us bros

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>enemy can pick up loot

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Never forget user. You have the greatest ability in all the animal kingdom. The ability to shitpost. No other animal will know this joy.

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>hey user, why don't you go outside?

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>throws his ass
I fucking died

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How did he get away with this?

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>No other animal will know this joy.
H-Haha yeah

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>No other animal will know this joy.

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Sometimes I don't even know how house cats catch anything at all. Fucking retards.

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>Dolphins

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bit into the bladder or something?

>enemies keep spawning

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jej that fucking throw

What I find really funny is that almost all marine animals kept in captivity have to be given truckloads of sedatives, tranquilizers, and depression pills so they don't just ram their heads into the glass until they die.

That was adorable.

Cows are stupid, that's why they allowed themselves to get enslaved for food when one could easily kill a human.

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God I fucking hate ugly people. Don't you? Here, look at one of my seven hundred images of ugly people that I have saved on my hard drive to remind how much I hate them.

Reminded me of this

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>no other animal will know this joy
Pathetic humans. Now if you excuse me, I need to go inform /k/ why burning our nests actually represents their support of gun control and how gay bees are.

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Punctured the zebra's ballast tank. That zebra will never sail again.

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>SO LONG GAY BOWSER

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Okay retard

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Wait, what's wrong with cargo shorts? What shorts am I supposed to wear?

>enemy has a weak point

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The zebra looks to be long dead, rigor mortis kicked in so it's probably just gas in the intestines building up.

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>this isn't an egg...
>FUCK THIS THING

Holy fuck I was not expecting the toss.

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are you fucking 8
or a woman

>Egg

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ye weird fucking birds for sure

Cats are so fucking stupid

>kss kss kss kss kss kss

Thats the fish from the gigolo movie right?

Is the cat fucking retching? Holy Christ that must be foul.

>shadow of colossus theme starts playing

Reminder that salties are tough, but they could not take on a Hippopo.

shut the fuck up

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Fucking Harkonnen-grade shit right there.

>undateable men
Well he is married so of course he's undateable.
He's not a cheating bitch like a women are.

>sopranos the wild edition

S-snake? Are okay bud?

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Cats being brilliant predators is just this myth that seems to have sprung from nowhere. The reality is they aren't very good at it. It's like that "king of the jungle" bullshit. The reality is lions are mostly scavengers that rely on dogs to do the killing for them.

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>the environment is the most dangerous enemy in the game

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youtube.com/watch?v=WPPhqbaIe6o

SEEN THOSE LONG AND HARD TIMES TO COME

Oh no, it's retarded

>This thing is driving me crazy

imagine the smell

The story here is really fucking sad.

Apparently that beluga escaped from a Crimean military facility that trains aquatic animals to, among other things, retrieve objects from the seabed. He's opening his mouth because he thinks he's about to be rewarded with fish for retrieving whatever that is.

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Yes. Luckily they decided to eat his rival instead of him, but he was probably shitting himself the entire time.

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This is how I imagine most animal photo shoots go.

what a babe

But why? Just fucking feed them.

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>see you later alligator

Explain

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>mfw i zoomed in to see that
What the fuck

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That video was not ok. Determined little fuck.
youtube.com/watch?v=30RvJEZrHeU

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Proofs?

user that's racist.

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Absolute units of the aminal world

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>S-SENPAI!

just another day in china
Don't you just want to live there?

Thanks for making me meet my daily learning quota user

You're silly. The dogs were standing in fear the entire time precisely because they get sniped by lions all the time. A lion would tear through like a paper bag, plus the lions in that video were targeting the pups.
>t. actually watched Dynasties

I mean yeah but geeses man...

where he going

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They're studying cow digestion. From memory I think it's because they think cow farts contribute to global warming so they're trying to add shit in to their diet so they're not so gassy.

Someone dropped their cell phone

The most aesthetic of birds

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Look at this dude

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Based dolphin fucker. They're practically superior in every way. Human roasties and incels BTFO.

Why does such an awesome continent have to be occupied by niggers?

Home

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Don't be fucking zoomer and actually learn something? God I swear all you faggots should swallow a bullet

Goddam best vídeo I've seen today, 1 for Bambi.

I was going to say this would be a beautiful oriental painting but then he ruined it

He's gotta go to work as a chef. It's his job.

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Holy fuck, what did it do? I couldn't even see anything but it poking at him

Tis but a flesh wound

florida men are the most powerful race

PREDICTABOO

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SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP

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I suppose this is what a cyberninja attack would look like.

Was expecting the lady to get wooped by the goose, but that was actually pretty bad ass.

Google mantis shrimp

...

Balance

that's just so in 2 years from now they can say we tried everything adn should stop killing cows to please our new Muslim overloads

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Lionfish are stupid venomous and aggressively invasive. Just like with boars, you're free to cull the shit outta the population.

I really want to know that the fuck was happening here.

It's a pistol shrimp and it punches at like the speed of sound. Some pistol shrimp can generate shockwaves that can stun fish even if they whiff.

Mmm water

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>Exploiting bugged AI

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dont wear shorts

Oh goody a new drinking snake for my collection!

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Wait, my bad, this user is right. It's a mantis shrimp.

there was a similar video of a bus crash but one of the passengers caused it instead.

(K)Chino shorts.

Cargo shorts are for fat autists. Mildly acceptable if you are going /out/.

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Hippo was just trying to run off the rhinos.

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>TFW you will never save time and energy by riding yourself where you need to go.

What, you don't want more carbon taxes? :^)

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I can't wait for the methane taxes DESU

Yeah. Quicker death. Hippo helped avoid the pain

You just killed my boner for all eternity user.

This is how WW2 was really lost. It was the turtles that stormed the beaches. History is a humanwash.

You can see it twitching, pretty sure there was a lot of pain.

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>faint "cunt" in the distance

This.

>That's impossible. No animal that small has a cloaking device.

>That much fun with just a tub of water
Seeing this reminds me of simpler and happier times before electronic entertainment.

Its a very common animal survival trait; you run into a predator, you throw part of your body at them for them to eat so they'll leave you alone while you run, because its less trouble to eat the part you just chopped off and not have to fight.

Sea cucumbers will literally shit out their internal organs if a predator shows up.

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Yeah man, damn hyenas these days with their Ipods and phones

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balance out all our genocide of other species.

That's a Nile crocodile and even Lions will fuck them up at times. You are underestimating how fucking terrifying and massive polar bears are. I didn't believe i was looking at a real animal the first time i saw one.

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>your daughters busy, come back later

:3

Don't you talk about my snake daughter like that

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> STAY THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN ZOOMER

I fucking despise cats, I love running them over with my car whenever I get the chance.

"The Terror", it's a horror tv series.

>a level 10 and a level 99 enemy aggro against each other

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are you implying that homosexuals are animals?

i think its that one movie based on that expedition with the two ships getting stuck in ice
then everything goes to shit because their food was contaminated with lead (because they used to seal canned food with lead solders) which also made them insane

Terror is one of the name's ship but i forgot what the other ship is

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>are ya winnin' son?

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That's animal cruelty and also very fascinating.

How long till I can get one?

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I guess you could say he was between a croc and a hard place.

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Don't you talk about my snake dad like that

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holy shit aminals r dum

It's not common, it's rare, and crabs don't do this. After an attack they have been observed tearing off damaged limbs and tossing them aside, this is how they regrow them, but they don't tear off perfectly good limbs and throw them to predators to prevent being attacked.

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There is coca cola

it lunges at the crabs and the crabs perform autotomy.

I just hope she doesn't watch Monster Musume.

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Hakuna mat-

>Son... You've got a way to fall

Reminder that female hyenas have 13 inch clitorises.

Geese are assholes user, I've seen canadian geese scare off deer from piles of corn.

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I did and fuck you it's one of the few chinese cartoons I enjoyed.

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Chad move

melanin mutations look so cool
too bad its one of those mutations that fuck up their chances in the wild

fortunately the black mutation works fine for leopards and jaguars

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what are those bunny hyenas?

We've become too powerful

what is going on here

>Yeah I'll give you a hand.
>Go fuck yourself with it

>i don't want to see him in that suit, it's too faggy

it is literally a futa cock

This cat is having a severe mental break here

Yes. If you've ever seen a horse pee, they pee a lot

>boss uses grab attack

It's fucking hot during the summer though.

African Wild Dogs.

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>"and zero fucks were given that day"

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albino penguin?

AI adapts to your actions

>overpowered class vs cuck class

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>woman in the back didn't cheer
what a gay

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immune to fear
resists taunt

I saw a wild black fox in Alaska two weeks ago. Like jet black, darker than this one off Google
Pretty neat

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>and crabs don't do this
Wrong. Several species of crabs are autotomic, including stone crabs.

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we know from killer bees that Bees are still just as big of a bunch of assholes as Wasps are.

or at least the ones from africa are assholes that exist just to fuck everyone's shit up and not work.

>CUNT

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That's mah boy

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Source on documentary?

damn for a second I thought they were throwing him out of a plane lol

Just look at those shit-ass legs

Painted dogs. Highest hunting success rate of any predator.

>M&B Warband early battles.

then how do you explain >
?!?!?!?

>man survives encounter with violent chimpanzee

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For those wondering, the cat recognized that the rat is diseased because rabies makes them very aggressive.

Dynasties

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Cyberpunk 2077

seals are dicks that rape things and kill penguins for sport, natures a bitch
truly a selfless polar bear

What was the mouse's endgame?

>the dogs just watch

Has it learned it could eat living things? Cause that's not cool at all. Fucking terrifying in fact, if you imagine the number of them surrounding humans

>enemy can enter your brain

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ph1Y7B3s2Bs

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nigga penguin
nigga penguin

polar bears are endangered, I know it sucks when the cute thing dies but ecologically that was a good outcome

i love emperors

i wish one day i save up enough to go chill with them

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>eat food
>it gets rid of hunger but your health decreases

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Damn, that's really cool

What do you want them to do? They were trying to escape but got pinned down by a pride of lions.

The fact that the alligator keeps his mouth open as it's twirling through the air really sets my sides ablaze

Plants. More smart plants please

All continents were inhabited by blacks in the past user, its just that whites and other races drove them out or killed them off-- See australia for example, filled with black people originally (who burnt down the rainforests, but that's neither here nor there), and then white people showed up and kicked them out of the land they used to live in.

I love those dogs so much, holy shit

What the fuck thats brilliant.

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I don't think you understand how big and heavy polar bears are.

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this is next level >sniff posting

Did he die?

that's pigs user, pigs that muslims hate.

Greenland shark MOGS the polar bear hard.

>tags: vore, parasitism

Yeah those stupid fuckers get their horns locked pretty often, there's a pic posted often enough of a moose with the head of its rival stuck to it rotting away.

i want to get beat up

I don't know what's cooler, that plant's gimmick or the bee's /m/ hind legs

wtf man

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The plant for sure

Get raped and kill yourself, you retarded fucking faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.

SORRY NICO

great proof

Never thought I would live to see a plant raping an insect

pretty much, they grow their legs/claws back.

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Good job being a worthless child. You do know the proper way to ask for things around here is sauce, right? You're like a bunch of fucking mexicans that don't even bother learning english. Goddamn refugees.

>Friendly Fire on

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better coming out that going in

>Zheng Chuankai, a lawyer with Anli Partners in Beijing, said the incident underscored the need to maintain strict laws to punish those who endanger public safety. “This case is very typical and very vicious,” he said.

Or maybe millennia of domestication has severely blunted the typical housecat's predator instincts you mong.

>hands behind back walk
Absolute fucking Chad of a unit.

Did he fart at the tree's direction?

>Enemy has a debuff long range attack

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>implying the rhino gives a fuck

i just peed myself a little bit

>enemy breeds their sibling

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This is so fucking wrong. If we do end up getting out of this cultural cesspool the way we treat animals today is gonna be looked back at in the same way as we look as atrocities today,

no more cheese burgers - BUTTER burgers!

>enemy combines to become a boss

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seals certainly do

>teammate betrays you

Erebus.

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Jus gettin mah kids sum chiggen nuggets.

>fighting dragons in dark souls

She didn't fly so good.

>60% success rate
>Highest of all cats
cringe

probably
after getting knocked out he showed signs of brain damage

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>Devs try to sneak in their fetish

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Good job being a sperging retard.

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how does the head even detach?

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Why does it shake like that?

lmao that mantis gets rekked

But they're comfy and easy to wear.

FUCK YOU THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH CARGO SHORTS
SO MANY POCKETS FOR MY TOOLS

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>mouse

God fucking dammit, not this one again. Never fails to hit me hard

>european bee, docile and productive cuck bee
>africanized bee overaggressive fucks shit up, pest nobody can get rid of
>japanese bee, only one who knows how to deal with monster invasion (giant hornet attacks)

like pottery

>your own friend backstabs you

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is it just farting so hard and smells so bad it scares them away?

I don't understand what happened

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Fuck women, they're such subhumans

What is this? Cassowaries and emus are definitely bigger than that

>Gen6 Talonflame

A KANG among emperors

>too many pockets to hold shit
>sleeves too short to actually kneel down and do shit on a hot day
>look goofy as fuck
Just get a tool belt and a leatherman you fuck.

>dev puts in a jojo reference in their game

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Okay manlet

the liquid they spew out is 100 degrees

You've clearly never been pinched by a crab. They're strong as hell.

the shit its farting out not only is loud and smells awful, it's also burning hot

No proof the other one just get scared.

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wolves have a 15% success rate for comparison. the domestic house cat is 2x better at being a predator than a wolf.

Name them

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think of those beetles like electric eels

but instead shoot out a liquid thats 100 °C

youtube.com/watch?v=9McGKrxOnB8

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pitbull?

CRAB BATTLE
youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6A

god damn it's like everyone in china is living in a final destination movie and literally everything can kill them

Drake and his debt

>It's a guard a retarded NPC mission

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Look around, no one is watching? Ok, sneak, then steal.

I wonder how good of a pet one of those tiny african cats would make if you got it as a kitten...

no no no, that little shit clearly pushed him into the trap

this thread is making the wait for planet zoo even fucking harder

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I know this place. A guy was fishing there and a croc jumped up and took his head straight off.

wolves hunt in packs arisen

he literally goes OW OW OW OW OW OW OW HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT

3rd lion is like oh great snack.

Its just a farm ecology class at some bumfuck college. Also cows belch most of their methane contrary to popular belief.

i don't get this, did he literally killed himself because some roastie hit him?

>vegans are all wrong and annoying! animals surely aren't treated badly! mmm bacon!

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Does this confirm bugs feel pain?

Weather Report?

yeah, and kill rate studies judge them as a pack. the individual kill rate for a wolf is much lower.

*WHIRRRR*

Bombardier beetles literally create compression explosions inside their abdomens that shoot out superheated liquid.

I don't think I could do it lads. Atheists are literally subhuman.

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>Objective: Survive

Rest of the carcass rots until the neck snaps.

>Frontier
Sure can't wait for shallow gameplay and endless $15+tip for 3 animals DLC.

No. Abbos came from africa probably about 40K years ago. They just walked over and slaughtered some natives I think? Colder places were largely uninhabited by humans and the ones that went there became white because of cold shit or something fuck if I know.

FATHER, IM COMING HOME!
youtube.com/watch?v=5l36biSLcuY

Mental breakdown probably.

the male chicks get turnt into chicken fingers

You guys just can't help it can you

We also have OP stamina regen that most animals would give up flight and other cool stuff for.

It clearly just tapped the side if it and the other one get scared. Just saying but maybe he shouldn't have beem eating the food next to the trap if he didn't want to die.

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Yeah those American farmers, very atheist bunch.

Pure adrenaline. Makes your body shake.

>May I stand unshaken

so... like user after mexican night....

Fuck your feelings.

ok. Don't buy it user.

Faith is not a substitute for knowledge, be better

Those are science cows user

No way that's where Peeps come from

Humans are the only beings to feel bad for other animals-- Don't think for a second that a bear or Bird would give a shit if it was torturing something else to death, because they wouldn't.

Animals will literally torture other creatures to death for a tiny advantage in survival, go wag your finger at wasps with parasitic larvae or other creatures first.

Looks like a medical or veterinarian research thing. For what, I am not certain. Probably some GI fuckery.

Plenty of seals and belugas, at least during the winter. Polar bears use that time to fatten up to survive through the lean summer weeks where they have to stay on the coasts and can't hunt their usual prey.

Fucking kino

F

rip

good thread.
Torture is everywhere though, and that includes the masses of cambodjian kids that made a piece of your computer. And we shouldn't rely solely on agriculture as it still depends on shitty masses of easily killable clones heavily modified for our own benefits. And they also take a fuckton of time and aid to grow.

sick move from the lian, props to the mad lad that charged against it regardless though

>FRANK. FRANK. FUCKS SAKE FRANK
>what
>GET THE KID.
>what kid?
>GOD DAMN IT FRANK
>oh right.

Hippos can't even take on a big Nile croc, an adult saltie could deal with them just fine.

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those individuals undergo the "le torture" willingly
humans are the only being who kill their "food" before they eat whereas animals will eat it's prey WHILE it's dying
imagine that